One of my best friends was from South Africa and had to leave literally everything he had and owned behind in his home country because the blacks were going to murder him and his family. When Mandela died, he drank champagne and cheered
>look like germans in the winter
Lol italians are the biggest fucking liars in this world, as a french I know you guys keep lying and overrating your culture (pasta and pizza wow fucking great) I have italian friends and you look like ashkenazis more and never like germans
This is one of the funniest gnomish lies. The moors were Arabs. Imagine thinking morons are capable of anything without gnomish assistance. Including crossing an ocean.
Italy and all of the western world always had blacks running around but because of the racist segregation laws they didn't appear anywhere, not in literature, not in paintings, not in diaries, nothing! Thanks to Disney and Netflix they're finally showing how it the real world was like, even in fantasy.
wtf are you talking about? europe is not like america. morons in italy are less than 2% of the population and they all came here in the recent 20-30 years. if you considered south italy (or all italy) as morons, I'd agree with you.
I think white people are just gonna have to accept that European folklore and fantasy has become universal. Plenty of anime has used settings like Alice in wonderland and other European fantasy shit to tell their own stories. You will of course do the what about muh African WHITE PANTHER… no one cares about African mythology. It’s not popular for a myriad of reasons but largely because so much history has been fucking lost to time. It doesn’t sell and it’s not sexy. Black Panther mostly made its money domestically and that is largely because black people wanna see black people on screen. That shit could have been about any black struggle and it would have still been seen as transformative because it’s a heckin marvel! I get you gays are fucking doomers who get demoralized over more than 2 brown people in current year production but fat capitalist pigs aren’t gonna shell out more money for a risky film venture about some based black guy that wants to save the world and isn’t a nig. It’s gonna be corps doing the bare minimum representation by puppeting some beloved franchise and having some white characters be brown because it’s far easier than risking million on a new IP. You’ll blame garden gnomes or libtards or whatever but this is unironically and byproduct of crony capitalism. Maximize your profits and take the least amount of risks. I just get so tired of seeing the same reactionary shit like Disney will bend the knee to O,Connor because his parent are Irish immigrants and he feels like the whites are under attack. God damn I hate 4chan so fucking much 🙁
Ugly blacks do not belong in European fairy tale movies. Access to Europeans and their culture is not a human right. European stories are not "universal"
If they cast an attractive black girl, and dyed her hair blonde, would you be ok with it?
No, because it would still be anti-white in nature. Its the type of anti-white subversion more common in the 90s and that was more dangerous because it would actually pass with some people.
this.
whenever I look at the image of that thing it feels me with disgust and horror.
why doesn't someone encapsulate that into modern horror instead of gimmicky predictable gore fests.
put a bald moronape in lingerie and it's done.
perhaps it could be called "The Library Reader" and be about demons that come up through a hellcrack and start turning children into twisted demons.
no happy ending
It's really funny how leftoid trannies are desperate to co-opt "triggered" back from us when it was originally a word they used to describe themselves prior to 2016.
Cinemaphile and /misc/ sent me to 4chan after numerous times of just being based and not gobbling up some garden gnome propaganda. YOU made me racist. shame 4chan nowadays is just some derange version of /b/ post 2008 and thats being generous. so i guess you have to deal with me here, moronlover
I would've like to see chinese people's reaction if they changed a character from Mulan to a subsaharian african.
But alas pinocchio is italian tale, and italians are PoC or white based on the occasion so no one gives a fuck
Look okay, you want to use blacks for characters cause diversity, fine, whatever.
But do they have to be so fucking ugly? There are good looking black people out there, why the fuck wouldn't you cast them!?!?
Because genuinely beautiful black women are few and far between. First of all, the vast majority of black woman are overweight (see pic related). So right from the get go only 43% of black women have the potential to be attractive. But you have to remember that most black women are nappy haired sheboons with disgusting braids, Afros, corn rows, or they’re literally balding. So of those 43% that aren’t fat, how many of them actually have hair that doesn’t make them look like a subhuman freak? Probably not many. Also many black women have extremely ugly facial features with flat wide noses, monkey like jaws, yellow bulging eyes, horrible teeth, etc. The reality is there is a very small number of black women that are genuinely attractive, and of that extremely small number of people they’d rather be the trophy wives/girlfriends if rich people, rappers, athletes, actors, etc., than waste time on sets being a token moron. Plus of that extremely small group of genuinely attractive black women how many of them even have passable acting skills? Most people don’t in general, so finding a passable actor in such a small group is probably hard.
Then you also have to remember that the people pushing diversity and shoving morons down are throats isn’t just garden gnomes, it’s white women too. And white women refuse to cast attractive women if other races, just look how ugly Asians are in Hollywood. White women are threatened by attractive women of other races so they only cast ugly ones to punish men, “avert the male gaze”, “stop sexualizing women” and preserve their own egos. So even if one of the extremely small number of attractive black women wanted to be a token moron and had bare minimum acting skills, white women wouldn’t give them the role anyway.
Are they picking ugly ones on purpose? Is it like “see we tried putting black people in movies but they complain so you have to go away now”. They are secretly against them.
>You’re gonna wanna make sure your wife is cute
your mind literally alters your perceptions of the people you're fucking to make them more attractive.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What it actually does is help you cope with the fact that you can only get a less attractive girl, if you’re more attractive than her and know you can get a better one for sure then none of that happens.
1 year ago
Anonymous
you realize you're just broadcasting your virginity, right?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Maybe it’s a way to contain the “ugly” genes so it doesn’t spread to other people. Ugly couples will generate more ugly people without affecting the rest of the population.
>why do they have to cast people who are ugly as fuck?
if you didnt get the memo yet, Leftists are the terrorists of humanity and desire to get rid of everything good: beauty, family, morality, etc.
>if you didnt get the memo yet, Leftists are the terrorists of humanity
Indeed. I wonder how much longer it's going to take for people to understand this very simple and objectively true concept.
Looks like a grotesque racist caricature when standing next to an aryan. Just look at her giant misshapen chimp skull, this is seriously disgusting to me on a deep genetic level
i remember learning that she apparently has a rare condition which manifests in a sixth toe, like a decade ago, and it's just grossed me out every time since.
I think a bald negress fairy godmother can work if she's more of a witch doctor/ Voodoo lady kind of character
Like it's a story about an animated puppet so making the magic african themed would fit in.
As long as it isn't set in Italy anymore I mean
The biggest problem is they took someone who is very individualistic and through them in a traditional looking fairy costume instead of going with something different. It looks ridiculous and forced.
What is with bald black women on my TV screen? Why is Uhura bald? I would sooner fuck Nichelle Nichols's corpse over this. Why do they actively seek out the ugliest looking nogs possible to fill these roles?
negresses can't grow real hair. they either have twisted bits of shit clumps that you'd usually find stuck in the arse hairs of a rhinoceros, or a giant mass of wiry pubes.
all the ones you're seen with long straight shiny hair are wearing wigs made from the hair of pajeets and chinese.
when you become aware of this, you'll be disgusted every time you see one in public, and want to shout WIG like austin powers with moles.
I google "black woman curls" and I get 12 billion search results all infinitely more attractive than what I see here. Are they seriously casting the ugliest looking things to radicalize me or what?
Pinocchio has aged incredibly well for an 80 year old film, I don't know what child would want to watch this weird new live action one instead of a fun and lively cartoon with great music and colors
I think white people are just gonna have to accept that European folklore and fantasy has become universal. Plenty of anime has used settings like Alice in wonderland and other European fantasy shit to tell their own stories. You will of course do the what about muh African WHITE PANTHER… no one cares about African mythology. It’s not popular for a myriad of reasons but largely because so much history has been fucking lost to time. It doesn’t sell and it’s not sexy. Black Panther mostly made its money domestically and that is largely because black people wanna see black people on screen. That shit could have been about any black struggle and it would have still been seen as transformative because it’s a heckin marvel! I get you gays are fucking doomers who get demoralized over more than 2 brown people in current year production but fat capitalist pigs aren’t gonna shell out more money for a risky film venture about some based black guy that wants to save the world and isn’t a nig. It’s gonna be corps doing the bare minimum representation by puppeting some beloved franchise and having some white characters be brown because it’s far easier than risking million on a new IP. You’ll blame garden gnomes or libtards or whatever but this is unironically and byproduct of crony capitalism. Maximize your profits and take the least amount of risks. I just get so tired of seeing the same reactionary shit like Disney will bend the knee to O,Connor because his parent are Irish immigrants and he feels like the whites are under attack. God damn I hate 4chan so fucking much 🙁
>I think white people are just gonna have to accept that European folklore and fantasy has become universal.
I'll do that as soon as black people accept that saying the n-word has become universal.
It's not race.its the whole presentation is just ugly
Hell I would be completed fine if they got someone like Christ Rock have him dress in drag but since the atmosphere of the film it's like that having him is a decent suit would be perfect ok.
I'm matter of fact I'm think they should have OP' fairy be more of Africa/Jamaican style witch fairy
Let's be honest here, this remake would have been soulless garbage even if the fairy was a cute blonde like the original animation
Better to simply give the original movie a rewatch. Actually can we do that? /misc/ watches Pinocchio (1940)
how are people still not getting that they're doing it on purpose to generate "discussion" and then pretend that's just as meaningful as viewership data?
That and blacks are proven to be the demographic most likely to engage in frivolous spending of their disposable income on luxury products and entertainment. It's why they try to force them into every movie and TV show despite being a relatively small proportion of the potential audience.
Has anyone actually read Piocchio? It's a good book. I was surprised when I read it at just how much of a dickhead Pinocchio is. He is a right little cunt. Good book though.
Yeah I read it. Gepetto is a cantankerous fuck and the cricket dies at one point. Fairy becomes Pinocchio's mommy temporarily. Children's stories used to be hardcore
what s that? people with dark skin exist in the universe of a movie!??
You're a disingenuous cocksucker.
Calm down. Imagine how you'd feel if they made one of your fairy tales a different race - what if Nelson Mandela was white?!
>Nelson Mandella was a white terrorist who encouraged mob violence against blacks he didn't like
Based?
One of my best friends was from South Africa and had to leave literally everything he had and owned behind in his home country because the blacks were going to murder him and his family. When Mandela died, he drank champagne and cheered
>had to leave literally everything he had and owned behind in his home country because the blacks were going to murder him and his family
LMAO
Kek what a weak gay. Should have fought back.
One of the rare based sudafrikans
TIA
I
A
Right-wingers sure love that word “disingenuous”
It's true you dumb fuck. You know very well actively erasing and replacing white characters is not the same as just "existing"
You will never be white. Move out of your mom's house.
How many fucking dark people were around in Italy 300 years ago?
In my home town the first black people appeared in the '90s, not 1890, 1990, so they can fuck right off
Italy is Black thoughever.
Just in the south, where the turks rapebabies are, in the north we get tan in the summer but look like germans in the winter
No you don't lol in the north you look like spaniards who are you trying to fool
>but look like germans in the winter
is this the new european amerimutt cope?
You are an absolute fucking idiot.
>insults me after i call him out
why?
fact. anyone who disputes this has never been to Italy.
>in the north we get tan in the summer but look like germans in the winter
>but look like germans in the winter
Kek no they fuckin don't. italians are not white.
>look like germans in the winter
Lol italians are the biggest fucking liars in this world, as a french I know you guys keep lying and overrating your culture (pasta and pizza wow fucking great) I have italian friends and you look like ashkenazis more and never like germans
kek you french aren't white either gay.
Italians look more like garden gnomes than anything else.
morons invaded Italy and raped all the women not long before that. The Moop invasion. That's why all Southern Italians are half moron.
Why lie you stupid fuck, moors were not black, and no i don't want to see shopped pictures and modern day BLM reproductions.
True Romance (1993) and Seinfeld are not lies; they are /misc/ truth. The Moops were black and raped Italy brown.
This is one of the funniest gnomish lies. The moors were Arabs. Imagine thinking morons are capable of anything without gnomish assistance. Including crossing an ocean.
Italy and all of the western world always had blacks running around but because of the racist segregation laws they didn't appear anywhere, not in literature, not in paintings, not in diaries, nothing! Thanks to Disney and Netflix they're finally showing how it the real world was like, even in fantasy.
wtf are you talking about? europe is not like america. morons in italy are less than 2% of the population and they all came here in the recent 20-30 years. if you considered south italy (or all italy) as morons, I'd agree with you.
gay.
Africans do not exist in our folklore sorry
> what s that? people with dark skin exist in the universe of a movie!??
>Americans
Stop the ride , I want off
In Renaissance Italy? Don’t think so
FINOCCHIO
finook-io
Finnachio
>people
that's a fairy, you bigot. As in FAIR-y
Yeah, it's like if in a movie about african folktales a bunch of ugly witey americans would play some african roles, not funny at all.
they're morons, anon
This but unironically.
black ann frank when?
Based fpbp
> but m-m-muh pinocchio historical accuracy
Rent free, Hollywood wins again
Ugly blacks do not belong in European fairy tale movies. Access to Europeans and their culture is not a human right. European stories are not "universal"
No, because it would still be anti-white in nature. Its the type of anti-white subversion more common in the 90s and that was more dangerous because it would actually pass with some people.
Another Pinocchio themed horror movie? If so I really hopes he rapes midgets and donkeys with his nose this time
I’ve never seen a bald fairy before. That’s a bold anti-aesthetic decision.
This one image perfectly highlights the death of the Western world
WE WUZ FAIRIES AND SHIET
lmao
Just watch the Italian version instead.
I thought the fairy in OP's picture is Italian?
I don't care about foreigner crap.
>ay yo dis lil peckerwood gon be a white boi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH A HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA STUPID BURGERS
THEY ARE REALLY KILLING YOU
your time is over, incel
You keep my fairy's name!
THE FUCK
Outta ya mouth!!
why is Nosferatu in Pinocchio? crossover?
this.
whenever I look at the image of that thing it feels me with disgust and horror.
why doesn't someone encapsulate that into modern horror instead of gimmicky predictable gore fests.
put a bald moronape in lingerie and it's done.
perhaps it could be called "The Library Reader" and be about demons that come up through a hellcrack and start turning children into twisted demons.
no happy ending
All I see is people making jokes and you getting triggered
>n-no u
Just accept you got BTFO and move on
if it's so bad that every single show, game, movie, etc is affected then, yeah, it's understandable they get triggered
affected by what
affected by your mental illness being passed off as something normal
Imagine letting media affect you. What a weak bitch lmao
learn to read, media are affected not me
take your strawman and shove it up your ass
>you shared your opinion on a discussion forum?
>LOL TRIGGERED
point proven than you for your contribution
>muh 4chan bogeyman
It's a fucking bald ugly African fairy, who the fuck wants to look at that, not even blacks do.
>/misc/-/pol/'s cumdumpster
KEEP MY FAIRIES NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
do one with her and voldemort having a duel
It's really funny how leftoid trannies are desperate to co-opt "triggered" back from us when it was originally a word they used to describe themselves prior to 2016.
I'm not white or from 4chan but this "fairy" is ugly as hell. Fuck off
Cinemaphile and /misc/ sent me to 4chan after numerous times of just being based and not gobbling up some garden gnome propaganda. YOU made me racist. shame 4chan nowadays is just some derange version of /b/ post 2008 and thats being generous. so i guess you have to deal with me here, moronlover
This can't be real
>black people: *merely exist*
>/misc/: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M BEING GENOCIDED MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Grow up. Touch grass.
I would've like to see chinese people's reaction if they changed a character from Mulan to a subsaharian african.
But alas pinocchio is italian tale, and italians are PoC or white based on the occasion so no one gives a fuck
>italians are PoC or white based on the occasion so no one gives a fuck
Yep, I don't give a fuck
You're an anti-White cunt.
And you're just a cunt, what a waste of trips.
based trips
chud seethe
Man that moron is ugly.
Well yeah it's a moron what do you expect
Wait until you see Jiminy Mooncricket.
That's one ugly bitch
kek
Lel
Look okay, you want to use blacks for characters cause diversity, fine, whatever.
But do they have to be so fucking ugly? There are good looking black people out there, why the fuck wouldn't you cast them!?!?
god i love life. this shit is great
UGLY
It’s one thing to make her black, why does she also have to be ugly
just be happy she doesn't weight 400lbs
beauty is a white concept
Id take some Janelle Monae fairy ass any day
>Janelle Monae
Disgusting.
Jesus christ fuck
Literally covered in make-up yikes. You can fucking see how thick that shit is
Would look better like this
Free my bro Young Thug
motherfuckin used match head
I thought the fairy was a fucking MAN are you kidding me.
THAT'S A MAN, BABY
damn this bro ugly.
dios mio
>dennis rodman is a fairy
KWAB
Why the nose ring though? When has a nose ring ever looked good on a woman?
>women
>making logical decisions
pick one and only one
It's to hide their nose length
baal worship
Duuuude is that a HECKIN BLACK WOMAN??? 10/10 best movie ever omfg we've needed this diversity for sooooo long
>dear black people
>it’s ok to be flaming gays and have anal sex without precaution
>trust us
I figured you guys would be happy about this.
Why don't they cast a genuinely beautiful black woman for once?
Because genuinely beautiful black women are few and far between. First of all, the vast majority of black woman are overweight (see pic related). So right from the get go only 43% of black women have the potential to be attractive. But you have to remember that most black women are nappy haired sheboons with disgusting braids, Afros, corn rows, or they’re literally balding. So of those 43% that aren’t fat, how many of them actually have hair that doesn’t make them look like a subhuman freak? Probably not many. Also many black women have extremely ugly facial features with flat wide noses, monkey like jaws, yellow bulging eyes, horrible teeth, etc. The reality is there is a very small number of black women that are genuinely attractive, and of that extremely small number of people they’d rather be the trophy wives/girlfriends if rich people, rappers, athletes, actors, etc., than waste time on sets being a token moron. Plus of that extremely small group of genuinely attractive black women how many of them even have passable acting skills? Most people don’t in general, so finding a passable actor in such a small group is probably hard.
Then you also have to remember that the people pushing diversity and shoving morons down are throats isn’t just garden gnomes, it’s white women too. And white women refuse to cast attractive women if other races, just look how ugly Asians are in Hollywood. White women are threatened by attractive women of other races so they only cast ugly ones to punish men, “avert the male gaze”, “stop sexualizing women” and preserve their own egos. So even if one of the extremely small number of attractive black women wanted to be a token moron and had bare minimum acting skills, white women wouldn’t give them the role anyway.
Jesus christ, fucking fairies turn into morons
can't stop laughing at how UGLY this bitch is
>dreadlocks
isn't this way too stereotypical. every black on screen has bloody dreadlocks
That’s a monkey
thats a fucking hominid
Are they picking ugly ones on purpose? Is it like “see we tried putting black people in movies but they complain so you have to go away now”. They are secretly against them.
its the opposite
>see we made a movie with attractive white people and it flopped so morons.
If they're going to insist on diversifying every single thing nowadays, why do they have to cast people who are ugly as fuck? Jeez.
beauty is fascist
Humans are designed to naturally ignore ugly people to not further spread those genes and not cause more suffering. Harsh truth.
and that's literally fascism.
and in reality humans are "designed" to naturally find any receptive female attractive when they're the only option.
>female
that's quite divisive and unnecessary.
"any feminine person" would be better.
Maybe stop watching Disney fairy tales, it’s distorting your perception of reality.
maybe have sex?
There’s more to life than sex. You’re gonna wanna make sure your wife is cute and not just a hot body.
>0.45% of our lifetimes are spent having sex
Humans aren’t always logical beings.
>You’re gonna wanna make sure your wife is cute
your mind literally alters your perceptions of the people you're fucking to make them more attractive.
What it actually does is help you cope with the fact that you can only get a less attractive girl, if you’re more attractive than her and know you can get a better one for sure then none of that happens.
you realize you're just broadcasting your virginity, right?
Maybe it’s a way to contain the “ugly” genes so it doesn’t spread to other people. Ugly couples will generate more ugly people without affecting the rest of the population.
Then why there are so much ugly people out there? Most people are ugly. Failed logic
Nature literally is national socialist, that’s why it’s a transcendent golden age philosophy
that explains why it always fails
How does that even make sense? Nature doesn’t fail.
>always fails
>is tried once and works wonderfully before the entire world declares war on then
look around you. nothing about your life is "natural."
Retard just projecting and grasping at straws, saying utter nonsense you can’t even back up
agreed, i also picked my phone off a vine
so you're a phoneposter as well
And its all collapsing.
>why do they have to cast people who are ugly as fuck?
if you didnt get the memo yet, Leftists are the terrorists of humanity and desire to get rid of everything good: beauty, family, morality, etc.
>if you didnt get the memo yet, Leftists are the terrorists of humanity
Indeed. I wonder how much longer it's going to take for people to understand this very simple and objectively true concept.
>pop it back in, it needs to evolve a little more.
Nevermind that why is Eggsy 50 years old and had two skin liftings? Wasn't he 18 like 4 years ago?
NOT. HUMAN.
Looks like a grotesque racist caricature when standing next to an aryan. Just look at her giant misshapen chimp skull, this is seriously disgusting to me on a deep genetic level
genetics are fascist
looks like Mike Tyson lol
Brutal mogging.
I'm black and I think she looks scary as fuck. Idk about fairy but she can definitely play a ghost or a zombie
You are from USA?
France
Hon-hon broz
Why does she have Bowser spikes sticking out of her head?
why can't they ever find attractive looking blacks for these roles. why does it always have to be the most goblin looking ones
>cast moron in role
>ugly 100% of the time
Sigh. This is how more and more people become racist.
what do americans worship?
>Shoud we cast a black girl with more femenine features?
>Nah just grab the first bitch you see from the ghetto
This, I would have no problem if they were at least hot but they have to pick the ugliest blacks possible holy fuck
Remember when they would only cast these kinds of blacks
shes a quadroon
i remember learning that she apparently has a rare condition which manifests in a sixth toe, like a decade ago, and it's just grossed me out every time since.
She is beautiful
>Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die
This
Why is she bald? I could have swore Cynthia could've worn a blond wig like in pic related
Is it European or American hours?
Does it matter since it is a NEET hour 24/7? In the past I was shitposting till 5 or 6 in the morning all night long.
>I wuznt lyin G-Pete *tchiiip* ya can aks any1 u old ass crazy bro
I think a bald negress fairy godmother can work if she's more of a witch doctor/ Voodoo lady kind of character
Like it's a story about an animated puppet so making the magic african themed would fit in.
As long as it isn't set in Italy anymore I mean
The biggest problem is they took someone who is very individualistic and through them in a traditional looking fairy costume instead of going with something different. It looks ridiculous and forced.
Wasn't the "magical Black" trope looked down upon?
Well they had to try and one up last year's Cinderella.
I thought it was a Black, not a negress. Got it mixed up with this here buck broken boy
How did that movie do?
awful and then immediately memoryholed, like sneakerella, like all these raceswapping moves
>sneakerella
what the fuck
how is this not considered extremely racist? its like a parody from 4chan or something
This movie was directed by a garden gnome, not even memeing
>sneakerella
>bad
Nice try chud
wow, with a RT score like that it must be among the greatest movies ever made
Reminds me of black panther when the first person to give it a negative review got dogpiled on & threatened
LMAO
This is what Dave Chappelle warned us about.
Does Tariq know about this?
If you messaged him he would definitely post about it lol
I've definitely seen Tariq talk about this buck broke bro before.
Dude in the 90s they had one with brandy and whitney houston and nobody gave a shit.
Because nobody watched it you fucking moron
Yeah and nobody watched the new one either what's your point?
Gay morons from outer space called they want their costume design back
The trailer dislikes says it all. LMAO
Bald women never work. Like spiders or snakes they trigger our inherited animalistic instincts of fear and self-preservation.
What is with bald black women on my TV screen? Why is Uhura bald? I would sooner fuck Nichelle Nichols's corpse over this. Why do they actively seek out the ugliest looking nogs possible to fill these roles?
negresses can't grow real hair. they either have twisted bits of shit clumps that you'd usually find stuck in the arse hairs of a rhinoceros, or a giant mass of wiry pubes.
all the ones you're seen with long straight shiny hair are wearing wigs made from the hair of pajeets and chinese.
when you become aware of this, you'll be disgusted every time you see one in public, and want to shout WIG like austin powers with moles.
I google "black woman curls" and I get 12 billion search results all infinitely more attractive than what I see here. Are they seriously casting the ugliest looking things to radicalize me or what?
its what. they are casting the ugliest ones they can find, but its to get ESG points and promote discussion.
WE WUZ FAIRIES N SHIET
Italians are black, finally a truthful representation.
thats fake right?
>The Ashy Fairy
>"Shit boi, you wanna be real, den you gon have to pay! Now hands up, cash out!"
they should have just put in dave chappelle as tyrone biggums as the fairy
Italian and Argentinians share bloodlines so this is fine.
What's the problem? Shitalians are black, they've got that moor blood in them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZUJKXs6W-4
Is that the fag from the new Cinderella movie?
>thinking an extrapolated estimation via the skewed API is """legit"""
The absolute STATE of 4chan chuds.
>black blue fairy
so, is disney going to stick to the original pinocchio story of him being a bad behaved thug?
Meanwhile under communism
I burst out laughing at this point. I honestly thought it was some crackhead from the ghetto in a dress.
European folklore is filled with nightmare creatures such as this.
WE WUZ PINOGGIO N SHIET
YO YO PIbro, WANT SOME CRACKA FROM DA HOOD?
You know why this is ridiculous? Faeries are part of European folklore, and casting other races in those parts is cultural appropriation.
The Bluegum Fairy
Why is Voldemort the blue fairy
Who enjoys seeing bros everywhere? Do you think someone watches things like this and thinks "yes, so good! glad to see a bro here!"
Americans. They worship them.
Not everyone, I'm sure.
Seeing Black faces makes me feel comfortable as an American that I'm not watching low budget Eurotrash. It's an indicator of quality.
not just a negress, but a bald negress
Does she make his nose grow when he tells the truth?
Fuck but america has gone to the dogs.
Pinocchio has aged incredibly well for an 80 year old film, I don't know what child would want to watch this weird new live action one instead of a fun and lively cartoon with great music and colors
AYO PINNOCHIO YOU BETTA NOT SNITCH ON ME FO STEALIN DIS WAND OR YA NOSE FINNA GROW FR
kek
KEK
why arent actual beautiful black women used in these movies?
Fat woke landbeasts can't relate to beautiful women
>pic not related
>tell me that you are a homosexual without telling me youre a homosexual
>if you don't like a Black with fake eyes and fake hair then ur gay
Bravo disney.
Its called cosplay you dumb fuck
Shes ok , nothing spectacular ...a middle eastern / arab chick would be better
The Gerudos aren't even black. They're Arabian-tier tanned skinned.
even worse they're not real, just characters in a video game
I think white people are just gonna have to accept that European folklore and fantasy has become universal. Plenty of anime has used settings like Alice in wonderland and other European fantasy shit to tell their own stories. You will of course do the what about muh African WHITE PANTHER… no one cares about African mythology. It’s not popular for a myriad of reasons but largely because so much history has been fucking lost to time. It doesn’t sell and it’s not sexy. Black Panther mostly made its money domestically and that is largely because black people wanna see black people on screen. That shit could have been about any black struggle and it would have still been seen as transformative because it’s a heckin marvel! I get you gays are fucking doomers who get demoralized over more than 2 brown people in current year production but fat capitalist pigs aren’t gonna shell out more money for a risky film venture about some based black guy that wants to save the world and isn’t a nig. It’s gonna be corps doing the bare minimum representation by puppeting some beloved franchise and having some white characters be brown because it’s far easier than risking million on a new IP. You’ll blame garden gnomes or libtards or whatever but this is unironically and byproduct of crony capitalism. Maximize your profits and take the least amount of risks. I just get so tired of seeing the same reactionary shit like Disney will bend the knee to O,Connor because his parent are Irish immigrants and he feels like the whites are under attack. God damn I hate 4chan so fucking much 🙁
>I think white people are just gonna have to accept that European folklore and fantasy has become universal.
I'll do that as soon as black people accept that saying the n-word has become universal.
moron.
If they did you'd still complain. You're not even white anyway gay.
>getting triggered by a hypothetical scenario
The left truly are snowflakes
project more why don't you
based
>Maximize your profits and take the least amount of risks
But don't blackwashing movies usually do really badly? If they want profit then shouldn't they just stop this nonsense and make movies like normal?
>If they want profit then shouldn't they just stop this nonsense and make movies like normal?
They will profit from the ESG scores, and access to capital that corporations who obey Blackrock will get.
Power and changing society are in a way, a power more enticing then money.
pocahontas when?
need some native american action
I'm so sick of black people in movies. We really fucked up. We really fucked up.
i want off this ride
It's not race.its the whole presentation is just ugly
Hell I would be completed fine if they got someone like Christ Rock have him dress in drag but since the atmosphere of the film it's like that having him is a decent suit would be perfect ok.
I'm matter of fact I'm think they should have OP' fairy be more of Africa/Jamaican style witch fairy
>t. Not white
Let's be honest here, this remake would have been soulless garbage even if the fairy was a cute blonde like the original animation
Better to simply give the original movie a rewatch. Actually can we do that? /misc/ watches Pinocchio (1940)
Just watched the trailer....got to the end saw this and came here, I'm not surprised.
how are people still not getting that they're doing it on purpose to generate "discussion" and then pretend that's just as meaningful as viewership data?
That and blacks are proven to be the demographic most likely to engage in frivolous spending of their disposable income on luxury products and entertainment. It's why they try to force them into every movie and TV show despite being a relatively small proportion of the potential audience.
>still thinking audiences matter
the only thing media is being made for today is blackrock points. i get that this is difficult to comprehend.
the cuck race btfo once again lol
you whites are getting knocked out and you can do NOTHING about it
>b-but she had the best audition for the role, chud!
>the cuck race btfo once again lol
>you whites are getting knocked out and you can do NOTHING about it
>you can do NOTHING about it
How about stop paying for to watch this crap for a starters.
but anon, no one is paying for it or watching it, and its still getting made.
Has anyone actually read Piocchio? It's a good book. I was surprised when I read it at just how much of a dickhead Pinocchio is. He is a right little cunt. Good book though.
Yeah I read it. Gepetto is a cantankerous fuck and the cricket dies at one point. Fairy becomes Pinocchio's mommy temporarily. Children's stories used to be hardcore
If they cast an attractive black girl, and dyed her hair blonde, would you be ok with it?
>attractive black girl
Pic unrelated?
You don't like black girls we get it
That girl you posted is neither attractive nor black.
won't happen. beauty is white/fascist. also doesn't get ESG points.
No, because I dislike raceswapping. I also dislike remakes/reboots.
>and dyed her hair blonde
blue. The fairy's hair are blue, not blonde
This is beyond parody. Not even 4chan could come up with an uglier moron
>call movie Bald Black Fairy
>it's about a bald black fairy bitch granting wishes in the ghetto
Could be kino.
You've got to be fucking shitting me.
Forced diversity again. Big black lesbians and trannies in every film now. Sickening.
this tinker bell is going to give children nightmares.
This is actually fucking scary, why would kids like this.
because they're told to
imagine letting your children watch anything Disney.
Guys stop posting the black fairy I just want to see how Pinocchio looks
Pinocchio?
Absolutely fucking horrifying.
As long as you fuckers are angry, I'm happy
This looks awful
>BLAH!
DEY HEA!
I can't tell if it's a crossdresser or a woman.
I'S FINNA GRANT SUM WISHES FO U MASSA SHEEEEEEEEEEIT
YO LIL PINOCHO
Whats so funny goy?
They choose the ugliest moron possible every time
Its just an average moron, dont be mean
Reminds me of a certain.... moron. A moron cook.... if I may be so bold sir....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wow
GAY broS