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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars only works if Lucas is directly involved and the movies are released every 3 years or more. Anything else is soulless Disneyslop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically. Get Lucas on the phone and release a mainline film every 3 years. If you really want to, throw in a series or a one off spin off film in the gap, but no more.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars only works if Lucas is directly involved
      lolwut

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was back when Lucas still owned Star Wars. Give Lucas credit for hiring your beloved Genndy and giving him a creative greenlight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically. Get Lucas on the phone and release a mainline film every 3 years. If you really want to, throw in a series or a one off spin off film in the gap, but no more.

      What makes you think a dude who is pushing 80 and made some half-decent sci-fi movies 47 years ago would be able to produce something new within the bloated franchise that would somehow redeem it and reignite interest?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd basically be just like what happened with Ridley Scott and Alien

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should have ended that day... but evil was allowed to endure.

      Star Wars is done. Lucas had a story to tell and he told it. Episode VI closed everything so tightly there was nowhere left to go. The emperor is dead, Vader fulfilled the prophecy, the republic is restored, Luke became a jedi, Han got the girl and they all lived happily ever after. Stories are meant to end.

      Disney could have probably gotten away with a lot more if they went far into the future or explored the distant past. If they wanted to do their own thing that was the way to go. Presuming they could make use of the iconic value of SW without the proper deference was their fatal mistake.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope according to George Lucas in a 2019 intervuew Dark Maul with robot legs is still alive after Return of The Jedi and takes over the galaxy with his criminal empire

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys are arguing about who is better and who did what and here in real life land this reads like every Star Wars everything since 1983. It should have stopped after the first three. Everything else has been corruption and money grabbing. The story is dead, let it die.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, if it´s not in the movies it doesn´t exist. That goes for every piece of EU comic and game out there as well. And don´t even get me started on disney ridiculous multy media narrative format that expects people to read every comic, play every game and read every tweet in order to get all the necessary information for the story to make sense. It´s one thing branch or tell secondary inconsequential stories for those that wish to consume more pieces of media or whatever but it´s a very different thing to leave out key elements from a narrative to force an audience to do so.

          Even as a part of a larger narrative a movie needs to be self contained an make sense by itself. Not to mention movies are at the top of the hierarchy. You can´t say "yeah, we mentioned this key piece of information on this tweet from 2019, it´s not a deus ex machina". That´s not how it works.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Lucas is a fat businessman and a hack it doesn't matter if he's a part of it or not. It's the people around him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be dead in 20 years or less, it was a horrible decision but I get why he sold off the franchise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gary Kurtz was the quality behind Star Wars.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels suck harder than you're mom, zoomie.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really stopped giving a frick after that awful expansion for empire at war and the force unleashed came out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >awful expansion for empire at war
      It's good if you just treat it like fan fiction and play Skirmish and Galactic Conquest. The mods are fun too. Disney is anti-fun and anti-good, so we'll never see another one that has a good story this time around.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Announcing "Mandalorian and Grogu (Plush Toy Available for $49.99 in Theaters Only)" coming in 2024!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would sell baby yoda-themed popcorn vessels for like $70 and soibois would still buy them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His name is yeed.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars has the same issue that marvel does; years of over-saturating the market with mediocre slop while simultaneously being blatantly racist and hostile towards their core consumer base (white dudes). You'd need a time machine to make star wars relevant again.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's such a smug c**t. Her smug expression in every photo makes her even more unlikable

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any day now, have faith

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost hope that her next film makes billies and billies because a week later Iger would be found in his home, dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation, and several chinese diplomats would subsequently leave the US without taking their belongings or informing their staff.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lean into the suck. May she reign another 50 years, I get more entertainment from the schadenfreude of each bomb than I ever did any Disney Star Wars property, unironically

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve have not watched a single bit of any of the new Star Wars movies or tv shows and don’t intend to
    I only know anything about them from Cinemaphile memes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    eventize is not a word

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will make it a word.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney makes more money in blackrock investment than they do off of star wars. Having Kennedy there to make woke goyslop will make them more than if they made stuff people actually want to watch. Disney is too big to fail by this point. They’re so rich and so infused with private capital that it makes more sense to keep her than to fire her.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way she's not in the Central Intelligence Agency.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only plausible explanation ITT

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Whelp I shat the bed.

    Kek, this post was still better than the sequel trilogy.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completely dont care anymore

    she can do what she wants,,she was going to anyway

    nobody in charge wants to stop her and will happily blame anyone else but her when the shit hits the fan.

    so yeah

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what a lot of Cinemaphile doesn't want to think about is this:
    if there were better replacement for her in LucasFilm, Kennedy would've been fired and that replacement would have her job right now.
    It can get worse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely dont care anymore

      she can do what she wants,,she was going to anyway

      nobody in charge wants to stop her and will happily blame anyone else but her when the shit hits the fan.

      so yeah

      KK not being fired is the most damming evidence for Spielberg and friends having raped Heather O'Rourke to death.

      Kennedy knows everyone in Hollywood who touched kids the bad way.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KK not being fired is the most damming evidence for Spielberg and friends having raped Heather O'Rourke to death.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Star Wars
    You mean Dune and The Hero with a Thousand Faces?
    Lucas couldn't even hack those two prime sources together in a coherent fashion.

    Star Wars has always been lowbrow entertainment with half dimensional characters.

    Look at the fan base, chuds, losers, chodes, gamma squirts, omega lulz, male feminists, all into the fricking trash they must march

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Kathleen Kennedy is excited to undo something she was responsible for"
    Wow. Great

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Kathy, whatever happened to the
    >Rian Johnson trilogy?
    >Benioff and Weiss trilogy?
    >Patty Jenkins movie?
    >Kevin Feige movie?
    >Damon Lindelof movie?
    >Guillermo del Taco movie?
    >Zack Sneeder movie?
    >Taika Waititty movie?
    >The Rey sequel(s)?
    Seems like a lot of cancelled projects there. What exactly do you *do* at Lucasfilm?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be Kathleen Kennedy
      >wine and dine random nobodies in Hollywood
      >"So... wanna make a Star Wars?"
      >they reluctantly accept the job
      >break the news to the media
      >TYLER PERRY IS MAKING A STAR WARS!!!
      >Cinemaphile turns it into a meme, making fake posters for "Media Goes to the Death Star 5."
      >Kathleen Kennedy sees the project is dead before preproduction even started
      >cancels it
      >repeats with another hack director/writer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget all of the cancelled TV projects like Rangers of the New Republic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was the mastermind behind Indiana Jones and the Dilator of Destiny, the biggest box office disaster of all time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wears ‘The Force Is Female’ t-shirts and destroys legacy characters. That’s literally it.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will never release another Star Wars film in theatres

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Rey movie will come out, 100%.
      Because if it doesn't that'd essentially be Kathleen Kennedy admitting that her main OC golden goose is incapable of carrying a single movie, and that'd get her fired instantly. This movie will be released even if it ends up terrible (which is pretty much guaranteed)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe she hired someone who just makes documentaries to make a fricking Star Wars movie

        Ignore everything else about her, the director makes documentaries in Pakistan

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RLM was right.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mike indirectly ruined Star Wars when he recommended JJ Abrams as a director

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was already ruined.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did KK listen to him?

        Also he recommended JJ as the Director, but for some reason they let him write too

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've made almost 60k shorting DIS since 2021 thanks to this beautiful woman. AMA.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get into shorting something? Like do you go through a brokerage firm? What even is it, just betting a company’s stock will go down? I’ve invested a fair bit into vanguard and Exxon in order to do some retirement saving, but I’ve always wanted to get into investing more.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        CFDs usually, but they're risky, since you never really own anything and if shit goes too far sideways your brokerage can margin call you, close out your position and leave you with nothing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks I’ll check it out

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Mouse is not going to like the look of his P&L statement.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have israeli CEO doing israelite things
    >It's the white womans fault actually. Once she's gone everything will be fine.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% she got SAd by a bigwig and has the evidence, its the only explanation I can think of

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in this thread is gonna admit the prequels sucked and Disney is just continuing the legacy of the prequels
    But had they gotten David Lynch to do Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi and made RotJ a full Ewok movie with mild plot involvement from Luke it would have been better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the prequels sucked
      Mostly, yes.
      >Disney is just continuing the legacy of the prequels
      No. You don't really understand Disney if you think they're continuing the legacy of the prequels. If anything, a lot of ethos behind Disneywars is avoiding the bad rep of the prequels and doing whatever they can to avoid said bad rep.. even if it also results in bad rep.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lesson should be that if you give Nerds content they want they complain, if you give Nerds content they didn't ask for they complain. Nerds on the internet hate every show they love.
        Basically your shirt says Genius at Work, but you spend your time watching kids movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is after all a series about space wizards for children and nobody else

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          Is he still constantly claiming KK is 10 minutes away from being fired? I know her contract is up soon is he predicting she's definitely FINALLY going to be dropped this time for real?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately want to know the kompromat she has to still have that fricking job.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find this quote absolutely fricking insane, because Disney have done the exact OPPOSITE of eventizing Star Wars by churning out something every fricking year since 2015

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they're excited to stop fricking up

      The problem with this is you KNOW they're still going to churn out a bunch of Star Wars TV in the meantime so even if they only release a movie every 3-5 years it STILL won't be an event because of the fricking Watto series that will have aired the last year

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do she and the people at Lucasfilm realize that they've ruined their own brand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If they weren't aware then they'd still be releasing movies every 12-18 months, and they'd build some of their side content around the sequels instead of avoiding them like the plague.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Black folk are still chasing the high of the original trilogy? Maybe its time to grow up and move on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself, Palpatine.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does she do it, bros? I want her power.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picture and headline from 2023
    >shills brag about Doomwiener being wrong while also insisting a Rey movie is happening

    You Rey movie believers are literally no different than Doomwiener's followers

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any actual Star Wars fans left? All I see is prequel brainlets and Disney brainlets arguing which movie is less shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, the force now being female made people realize it was dead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, we just pretend the sequels don't exist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual fans grew up and never looked back.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eventize
    Women and Black folk love inventing big words.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three syllables is hardly big.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SW hasn’t produced anything good since 2017. And even that was a videogame lead by EA

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good more brainwashing from the left to support Maoist cultural revolution funded by Larry Fink at Blackrock. Bob Igers salary was just doubled for his work grooming children for the elite while tanking Yidsney stock

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kathleen kennedy did nothing wrong

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women privilege, check your privileges femchud

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT A CHICK IN IT, MAKE HER LAME AND FRICKIN' GAY

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