Kenobi S1 Ep.1 Cold Open

>Open to a dimly lit bar. Inside sits a cloaked figure at a table. In walks three ominous people. Music stops.
>The three are from the Empire, but not just any Empire officials... Inquisitiors
>Cloaked figure senses their force. The Inquisitiors also pause as they sense something too. Mutual awareness of multiple force sensitive people in the bar
>Inquistors head to the bartender. "We have it on good authority that a Jedi has been seen in the area. You wouldn't happen to have any information, would you?"
>Bartender, visibly shaking, nods towards the cloaked figure
>Inquisitiors head straight for the cloaked figure. They get to the cloaked figure, but they keep going
>A few tables behind the cloaked figure sits a man. He stands up and slowly reaches towards his hip, revealing a lightsaber
>Before he gets a chance to engage, one Inquisitior uses the force to stop his hand. Another begins to force choke him and the third approaches and begins a monologue about their hunt for Jedi. The cloaked figure continues sitting, listening.
>The Inquisitior implies this Jedi might have information to help them locate more Jedi and begins to force torture him. The Jedi is screaming in pain, but The Inquisitior suddenly stops as he has sensed something from the Jedi. "Obi-Wan? Kenobi?"
>The cloaked figure raises his head slightly. The Inquisitior says to the Jedi "Obi-Wan Kenobi is alive... and you know where he is?!"
>The cloaked figure stands slowly. The Inquisitior says to the Jedi "You are going to tell me wh..."
>The sound of a lightsaber engages and from the POV of the Jedi, a red blade slices The Inquisitior in half. Before the other two have time to react, the cloaked figure lights a second blade from his lightsaber and obliterates them both
>The Jedi is stunned and confused, but says "I never would've told them where Obi-Wan is."
>The cloaked figure lowers his hood as Duel of the Fates begins playing. Darth Maul: "Maybe not. But you WILL tell me."
TITLE SEQUENCE: KENOBI

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this fanfiction?

    • 2 years ago
      Not A Female Writer

      It's a better plot than Niggress Jedi and Bad Child actor Mary Sue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blaming characters and not the writers
        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Not A Female Writer

          >Bad writers, director, actors, etc etc etc
          It's all bad... moron.

          Niggress and Child can't act for shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          characters and not the writers
          The characters are created & written by the ''writers'' moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this fanfiction?
      Answer: disney SWINO

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a terrible opening, now it feels like you're establishing a DARTH MAUL show, not KENOBI. I'd probably kickstart it with a deep dive into Kenobi's current emotional state. Maybe a morning routine kinda scene in his shitty man cave.

    • 2 years ago
      Not A Female Writer

      The overall show would be Maul and Kenobi learning of each other still being alive and them hunting each other. A detective style thriller with Maul brutally killing his way to find clues to Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan using his Jedi skills to get answers to Maul's whereabouts.

      The cold open is just Maul focused to establish the plot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely could have been a good direction for the show.
        It would have easily dodged all the Luke Leia secret shenanigans because Maul wouldn't care about them.
        It also could have brought in Qui Gon and even Jar Jar, and Obi-Wan could have tried to bait Vader into fighting Maul for him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And Maul would be such a huge threat, Obi-Wan wouldn't be able to be emasculated and still have a chance so the show would have a much more capable Kenobi than this feminist drivel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Duel of the Fates inverted where the battle between the jedi and Maul, which steers the fate of Anakin, is closed with Vader, the culmination of Anakin's fate, now battling them both as they work together for mutual survival. Vader's future act of balancing the force is foreshadowed by choosing to defeat Maul over Obi-Wan.
          We missed out on perfect kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Duel of the Fates inverted where the battle between the jedi and Maul, which steers the fate of Anakin, is closed with Vader, the culmination of Anakin's fate, now battling them both as they work together for mutual survival. Vader's future act of balancing the force is foreshadowed by choosing to defeat Maul over Obi-Wan.
          We missed out on perfect kino

          I honestly wouldn't even have Vader at all or not at least until the very end/post credit scene. A purely Kenobi/Maul story where the Empire is mainly left out keeps the scale smaller and makes more sense for the overall story of the franchise.

          I don't see a way where the current series can explain why Vader stopped hunting Obi-Wan for another 10 years and makes his dialogue about "I was the student" make sense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just have Obi-Wan win their next fight. It was obvious that Obi-Wan wasn't in fighting shape in the next fight.
            As for why Vader stopped hunting Obi-Wan, he can just hide in Tatooine again just like he did at the end of Episode 3. 10 years will have made Vader focus on other things.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Vader wouldn't consider Obi-Wan a master over him if he needed help from Darth Maul to win. Also, if Anakin is known for one thing, it's not letting go of what he wants. He wants Obi-Wan. He wouldn't just forget about it because some othe Empire stuff came up. He would obsess over it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was in regards to the actual show. Where they can just have Obi Wan win against Vader with all of his strength back.
                >He wants Obi-Wan. He wouldn't just forget about it because some othe Empire stuff came up. He would obsess over it.
                Then how did he forget about it the first place? It's not like Vader thought Obi-Wan was dead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't forget the first time, but there was zero trail as to Obi-Wans whereabouts. He could've been anywhere in the galaxy. The difference now, is Vader knows he is close and has a hot trail

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The trail will just go cold again, and his efforts to find Kenobi will not bear fruit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The trail only went cold the first time because he spent, what, MONTHS recovering from his battle?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even while Vader was recovering, there was bound to be searches for the Jedi that were not confirmed to be dead. It's not like nobody was searching for the members of the Jedi council until Anakin recovered.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But none of them would be OBSESSED with Obi-Wan in particular like Anakin would

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only they had a tiniest bit of imagination instead of trying to push a poorly written character, no one likes, they would have used Maul to fight the Inquisitors to try to get to Kenobi first.

    Instead, we got an entire redemption arch for some b***h no one knew about nor cares about.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 episodes of Maul and Kenobi story? Kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sounds kino, not bad, better than the disney show. but darth maul isn't black, what new major characters are there that help satisfy our ESG score? Maybe maul and obi wan have a gay sex scene mid season?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maul died in the Rebel series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A. Frick cartoons
      B. This can take place before Rebels
      C. Frick cartoons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luke did I ever tell you about Darth Maul, who tracked me down right HERE to this planet, and tried to kill me and you? He was a good friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Luke, did I ever tell you about Darth Maul? He was an old Sith Lord, apprentice to the current Emperor of the Galactic Empire. He was a vicious, animalistic fighter, hell-bent on killing your mother, and he managed to kill my beloved master. What? Ah, yes, I knew your mother, Luke. Sister too, in fact, but anyway… Luckily, I managed to do a surprise jump and get the high ground and sliced him in half, but he survived. I heard he became a half-spider cyborg, then he spent years obsessing over me, building up a criminal empire with his brutish brother and even managed to take over the whole planet Mandalore for a short moment. He killed the love of my life, Luke. In the end, years later, he tracked me down right here to Tatooine, where we had the last duel during which he fell, less than a mile from your home. He died in my arms, still not letting go of the hatred that consumed him whole. And he was a good friend.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha awesome I totally read all of that
    Very cool

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's Revan, you moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Google search: Cloaked Jedi
      >Find first imagine of faceless cloaked Jedi
      Nobody cares, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same can be said about your fanfiction, casual scum.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Same can be said about your fanfiction, casual scum."
          He says as he loads up his folder of Rule 34 Kenobi Leia e-girl and starts putting lotion on his feet.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    namegay

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The cloaked figure lowers his hood as The Swim to Otoh Gunga begins playing. "Maybe not. But yousa WILL tell meesa."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek'd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinokek

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stick to your general with this trash. Star Wars is dead

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    embarassing

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still dont understand what this has to do with the rape of nanking?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I dunno man. Should’ve just been jugglers everywhere imo. 3 ball jugglers. Then a cloaked man does 5. Juggling.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit.
    The actual show is trash and it will always stay as trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you want some cheese with that whine?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >open to a dimly lit cave
    >inside sits ben kinobi, furiously jerking off
    >a disappointed qui gon gin watches from the shadows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To pictures of a young Padme and the plot of the show is actually Kenobi kidnapping young Leia

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Open to a dimly lit bar. Inside sits a cloaked figure at a table. In walks three ominous people. Music stops.
    No. It has to open in Dex's diner. End of discussion.

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