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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does he know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enough, but not enough considering he's still a C*tholic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Catholicism is the only real religion
        t. culturally Catholic (don't believe in God but was raised in a Catholic household)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a facadic abomination created by the hebrews.
          not a real religion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >christian antisemitism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the greatest hebrew trick was convincing people christianity was hebrew in origin.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus was a Judaean Christian from Judaea. Judaism is a religion not a race. israelites are Arab.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the pope is a jesuit gay satanist. sedevanticism is just protestantism with extra cope.

          choose, gay or protestant

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah no you're gay. Do protestants even have anything like pic related?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A protestant "church" by comparison. Looks like a gay nightclub

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is what happens when you're the dominant religion for like a thousand years

              all other religions are babies by comparison really

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can’t you just say based like a normal moron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      locked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I come from Reddit and I don't what does that mean.

      Please use 'based' from now on.

      Sincerely, u/hardcorefunkopopcollector

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person vernacular
      >normal
      Sounds about right mutt

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wahlberg is a man of God. He knows Tom Hanks isn't involved with the right people. He should do a movie with Chet instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wahlberg is a man of God. He knows Tom Hanks isn't involved with the right people.
      He made a movie with Seth MacFarlane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seth may be leftist but he's ultimately just an dorky trekkie cartoon man pretending to be Sinatra sometimes, he's not a holliwood pedo elite, he's just a member of a trust fund band

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seth may be leftist but he's ultimately just an dorky trekkie cartoon man pretending to be Sinatra sometimes, he's not a holliwood pedo elite, he's just a member of a trust fund band

        leap off a cliff troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seth may be leftist but he's ultimately just an dorky trekkie cartoon man pretending to be Sinatra sometimes, he's not a holliwood pedo elite, he's just a member of a trust fund band

        Seth exposed Brett Ratner, Kevin Spacey, Bryan Singer and Weinstein before me too

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Wahlberg is a moronic wigger. His religiosity is the same as that meme schedule that gets posted here; he fetishizes the trappings of piety and hard work because navigating the real world without an ethical football jersey is too complicated and insufficiently gratifying for him. He is a lot like his character from Pain and Gain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That said I don’t like Tom Hanks either, even if he’s not a pedo I’ve alway disliked him on screen, at least Wahlberg has been entertaining at times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's definitely a nonce though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so is whalberg. whats your point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps

          so is whalberg. whats your point?

          He was responding to my ambivalence about Tom Hanks. That’s his point

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Master-keyed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fakest shit I've seen all day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, that's an arm of a girl who played catch with daddy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The physics of it dont even make sense, fricking can just flies straight for how long? those tricks trickshot vids are easy to manipulate there's that guy on YouTube who shows you how they're done.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that guy but that's a rolled up t-shirt or something, I thought it was a can at first too

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >non-Americans
    They always come off as low everything.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Marky Mark staying prayed up and avoiding satanists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that slater?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Marky Mark staying prayed up and avoiding satanists

        I like how both these men have cheated on their wives more than anyone knows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did he give up on his wigger shtick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay prayed up, bros.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CHURCH LOCAL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OR MOSQUE GLOBAL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate the sentiment but me in their 50s talking like this is pretty crinyovdnge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t b h Mario can still pass as 20-something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado y resado

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell is wrong with his ass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, I'm his ass ribbid ribbid

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU PEDO HEATHEN FRICKING SHIT

    I PRAYED FOR YOUR SOUL THOUGH MY MAN

    PUMP IRON AT F45!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    phony wahlberg is as much of a man of god as hanks is

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because he's Christian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they even let whites in?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    To prove he doesn't wahl on em any more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      😐

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      non-denominational protestantism is an abomination

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny thinking back the fedora meme was based on nothing. This quote isn't real. It was just made up and attached to this poor dork because he's ugly and weird. If anything fedoras were a proto-trad movement. Dweebs trying to harken back to when men were gentlemen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >autists need stupid special snowflake status and self-aggrandizement
        >a stupid fedora is the perfect way of projecting arbitrary maturity (while ending up looking even dumber when you couple it with tshirts and shorts like these autists did)
        >the overwhelming majority of atheists are combative autists who want to project fake intelligence
        It was a very real correlation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. fedora lardass gentleman

          Do they even let whites in?

          It doesn't matter, after that post I realized Banana Man used to wear a fedora so I was wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. fedora lardass gentleman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You definitely posted on r/athiesm back in the day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny thinking back the fedora meme was based on nothing. This quote isn't real. It was just made up and attached to this poor dork because he's ugly and weird. If anything fedoras were a proto-trad movement. Dweebs trying to harken back to when men were gentlemen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >another made up quote to slander a guy because he's homosexual with no proof that he's actually a militant atheist
          GG

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ehmm do you have a source for that?
            stfu homosexual everyone with that ear thing he has is a gay liberal atheist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is a trilby. A trilby is an inexpensive and tiny hat made of cheap materials and manufactured generically. A fedora is an expensive and very large hat made of high quality material and usually bespoke. A trilby is not a fedora, nor is it a kind of fedora, just as a cowboy hat is not a fedora. A cowboy hat is a cowboy hat. A fedora is a fedora. And a trilby is a little hat that neckbeards wear as a prop to compensate for their lack of personality, charisma, and IQ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If anything fedoras were a proto-trad movement. Dweebs trying to harken back to when men were gentlemen.
        You have to wear a fedora with a suit, not a graphic tee and baggy jeans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not kidding when I say there was a group of kids in my high school who all wore matching fedoras, and this was definitely before the influx of phoneposting proto-Redditors onto the Internet, so they weren't being ironic. These people just existed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This quote isn't real. It was just made up and attached to this poor dork because he's ugly and weird.
        This is historical revisionism. Majority were posted 100% genuinely with no self awarness because there wasn't the meme association with fedoras yet. For example the "I am enlightened by my own intelligence" fedora was a 100% genuine post on r/atheism. The fedora is similar to the term "woke" for lefties. It was originally 100% genuine used to describe themselves, and only after it started being used by their critics to mock them did they attempt to distance themselves from it. Atheists were using fedoras completely unironically before the meme, which is why the meme exists in the first place

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Woke was culturally appropriated from black culture and twisted by bigoted Republicans as a NAZI dog whistle to forward their far right agenda of destroying everything from public education voting rights to women's right to use birth control

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know you are baiting, but I have a co-worker who think exactly like that, what a fat moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hurr ur baitng

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. fedora wearer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original quote with the original picture was absolutely a real thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If anything fedoras were a proto-trad movement

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >m'lady
          >1950s fashion
          >I study the blade
          >consider your peers sheeple
          Nah, literally all those atheists are Orthobros now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day u filthy fricking redditor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you can't attack the message attack the messenger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually does track for inseceuros to be the new fedoras, they do always read to me like a lame b***hy 13yo on 4ch in the aughts, the exact same kind of little moron that thinks it’s a smart person thing to read subtitles because it’s reading, which is obviously very smart. The same exact mcjokes 2 decades after Super Size Me, same ‘merica shit 2 decades after Team America, maybe it’s true that they always are 2 decades behind and now they’re getting to fedora sense of superiority.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you deemed this a post someone would want to read?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks is what I like to call a "filler actor". That being that a script is so strong that all you really need is a guy who shows up on time and can read the script. A guy who the supporting cast, who are always, ALWAYS more memorable than he is, to play off of. He's the straight man of actors, no pun intended. Not capable of delivering a truly amazing performance, but not really intended to either. He's a tool, essentially.
    Which would altogether be fine, if he wasn't such a weird, stuck-up butthole off the set.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vacationing on Obama's yacht, when the latter is producing Netflix movies about incoming crises for the world, is highly suspicious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, this is true. Competent, but soulless is how Tom Hanks has always been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic. He has carried multiple movies. Cast Away? What fricking supporting actors? Wilson? You're young and ignorant.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noticing a lot of "writers" in INDIA, NEPAL now producing these "pre-emptive" or "fact check" pieces debunking some "claims or gossips". How did a "Pallavi Kanungo" debunk this started by random NEW URLs? Seems they're being paid to frame the narrative, that anything anyone may think of would be "wrong" until further notice.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he hawks a religious prayer app on tv constantly

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's something creepy as frick about Tom Hanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've thought that since I was a kid. I didn't understand why everyone said they liked him

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably has to do with his trips to the island.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >none of my favorite actors are on the list
      I am based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chet was send tough love wilderness school.
      Sending you kids away first chanse you get and hanging around with old Jeff.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find an actual source for this but it'd be based.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    as you age, you realize that nothing in life has any value since we are all destined to die so you look to a higher purpose, an after life
    we are all equal in our mortality. your heart could stop beating at any point. you could sustain an aneurism any moment. life is futile and it only becomes more apparent as you watch your body age and stop working as it used to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as you age, you realize that
      Evil is real, because you see it all around you, and you realize all the lies you have been told over the years, and how much you have been manipulated, how people are being manipulated today, and you understand that this has been happening to humanity for thousands and thousand of years. It's almost as if there has been a constant attack on the soul of man, constantly tempting and corrupting him by exploiting his free will to make choices he normally would not.

      You can walk on the path of darkness for years before you even realize it, but as long as you still live, you can always turn around and head back towards the light.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks only pretended to fight the Vietnamese which is stolen valor for a real warrior like Marky Mark

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t like pedos?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Listen preppy, AC Slater ain't no sub-human, capish?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is father stu worth a watch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It uses bad words and is more grizzled and jaded than you'd expect. I wouldn't say it's a good movie but it's not bad, very much a sappy religious movie despite some external trimmings of not feeling like one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are Catholic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a israelite who has a manic episode everytime he takes a new role
        >a soft old man who looks like a lesbian
        Deus Vult

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone decide based on nothing that Tom Hanks is evil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He must be really bad if so many people collectively have a gut feeling that he's secretly evil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People have a lot of gut feelings about dumb shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most the time my gut instinct has always been right and saved my life in 2 instances. If my gut is telling me dont be left alone in a room with tom hanks, I'm trusting my belly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That video of him yelling at a moron for tripping on his wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if chet the founder of White Boy Summer hates him yjk he's a pos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's flown on the e-girlta Express multiple times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. And it's not the real world. Everyone still loves Hanks. Only schizos here buy into all of the nothing.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The controversy around Hanks is just conspiracy theories from people who are into shit like Qanon and other crackpot shit. We KNOW that Wahlberg has beaten and blinded at least one man, and who knows what else he did that he didn't face justice for. I feel like Tom should be praying for Mark. I need to see some actual proof before I believe anything about Tom Hanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      accurate take that people will seethe about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hanks has actually been in good movies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three Kings and Boogie Nights are good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boogie nights is great. 3 kings is pure shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fear was kino but overall I agree

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SO LET ME IN THE FRICKING HOUSE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pain & Gain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fear was kino but overall I agree

      Three Kings and Boogie Nights are good

      Pain & Gain

      The Departed you black chappies

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, Tom Hanks is a satanic pedo piece of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be in church, dork?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't you be with Hanks on Obama's yacht?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Marky Mark era

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would've been kino if he pulled out underpants with skid marks on them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he being interviewd on Nickelodeon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to wonder why they were cursing on Nickelodeon and then it occurred to me it's an entirely different show called The Word

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf he sounds like j-roc

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ya I love based like what my sisterrs on twitter say yall
    Trans rights and punching nazis is heckin BASED

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always have to stifle a laugh when I see grown men and women walking around in public with that on their head...and I was raised Catholic. I always want to tell them they have a bit of dirt on their face but you know if they're wearing that shit, they're super serious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha these people have community and convictions, dorks
      >they could not even imagine the intellectual euphoria of a dangerous lone wolf like me

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's still going to hell for all the sins he committed in his youth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those vietnam fricking shits deserved it

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol at the little Dorchester street rat getting all pious and trying to make us forget he’s ex-juvie scum

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell awaits tom hanks

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you morons go ape shit for pictures with text that don't have a source?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >+100 replies
    >for a made up quote
    Cinemaphile you never fail to disappoint me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are the best threads

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time (You) went to church?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is fake. Why do christians always lie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but this is real. And prove him wrong, you can't.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He knows.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B AS ED

    FRICKIN KIDDY DIDDLER FRICKIN SHITS

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Performative Catholicism, just as fake as everything else about this self involved blowhard.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an awful thread full of actual mental illness. How do you morons stand this shit, my brain is melting just reading some of this mongoloid circle jerking. It would be one thing if it was at least funny, but it's not and at least half of you gays honestly believe the bile the others are spewing in their glib attempts at satire. Just bring back the asiaticsmasher threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people are deranged. None of their thoughts have bearing on the REAL WORLD though. Remember that. This is a sickness bubble.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't tell you OP?
    Keyed is out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wojack shit
      You were doomed from the start.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some Wahlberg kinos? I honestly can't think of a movie I have seen him in (I am a moron though)

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Wahlberg is such a clown. From his failed "rap career" to his blatant bullshit stories. I remember him telling c**tface Ellen he could do 20 pull-ups and when they got one for him he struggled to do 10.
    Inb4 how many pull-ups can you do. Irrelevant, at least I don't go around bragging about shit I can't do because I'm not a insecure narcissistic twat

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Since he became rich he doesn't need to worry about real life problems anymore like most people, so he picked up religion as a hobby and maybe to improve his public image.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely keyed

  48. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    >keyed
    ywnbaw

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know I respected Mark Wahlberg to this degree. Dangerously based is all I can say.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that literally the mark of the beast on his forehead?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't willingness to "pray for someone's soul" just an admission that you're bloody worthless?

    Like when some insane freak murders a school full of children, and afterwards Republican politicians are all about "thoughts and prayers."

    No way will they ever try to do anything useful about whackos showing up at a public place and committing mass murder, but they have plenty of thoughts and prayers for the bereaved families.

    Which doesn't even pay for funerals or counseling.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How in the world has wahlberg managed to get continual work after all the shit he’s done

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