Kill Tony

I'd like for you to meet the man saving stand up comedy every Monday.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the people of Austin kill joe and his friends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope your local Blacks rape you to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Joe? Tony?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reported to the fbi

      Also, Joe has some of the best security in the world, literal ex navy seals who are armed and organized. There’s metal detectors at the front with armed security and cameras, if and only if you can get past the dozen+ trained navy seals will you then get to Joe, the top boss, Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt, state champion kick-boxer, and professional archerer. You lose that battle, you lose that battle 10 times out of 10

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he raped me behind a walmart back in '08

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but it was Sam Hyde

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one sweltering summer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can be raped by him you deserve it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was thinking this as well, not sure if it's the gay or the israelite that makes him look so "off"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how they prop up random so called comedians just because they may have an ounce of charisma, while the humor department is severely lacking. i'm sick of their streamlined setups and formulaic mainstream punchlines that the average person is conditioned to laugh at, all you have to do to make it on that shitshow is to get down that treaded upon rhythm and you're in. what a farce

  5. 3 weeks ago
    A.C. Slater

    his face looks like a butthole

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O&A did it better

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teeth like a row of urinals

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tons of gay jokes
    >called tom a gay
    >BLM jokes
    he fricking killed it at the roast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the craziest one was making fun of that football Hispanic who killed himself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He made Aaron Hernandez trend on Twitter because no one knew who he was. That one was savage

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >explosion noise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stand up comedy is literally killing him

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight, this dude ISN’T gay? How is that possible? Does he purposely try to talk like a homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So let me get this straight, this dude ISN’T gay?
      where do you get that from he's gayer than aids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's married to a chick and claims to be straight. He's clearly gay but he hasn't admitted it yet.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably singlehandedly creating Austin's homeless crisis by convincing young people it's the cool, hip place to live

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Austin is now unfunny

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/boF1BLuKQd8?si=J7p5tnD-D1elVhPE
    I saw this clip...if this is a good gauge of what his whole act was, I don't see any reason people should be sucking him off. Sure, he's being edgy, which is kind of entertaining but funny? Not really. It seems like after he called that other guy a "dirty chink" a while back, he decided to make his whole gimmick around being an edgelord now.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seeks out amateur comedians. genuine amateurs, toilet trash
    >puts them in the spotlight
    >audience reaction is mid at best
    >"OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR SET. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?"
    >"actually I'm a drummer" SHUT UP NO WAY YOU'RE A DRUMMER GUESS WHAT NOW IT'S TIME FOR DRUM homosexualS SHIT

    COMENDY IS SAVED

    frick Kill Tone

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another clique comedian, boosting up his unfunny friends not unlike the joe rogan pipeline
    kill comedy

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU LOOK LIKE THE CHILD MOLESTER AND THE BOY HE MOLESTED!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tried to pitch his 'show' to Netflix
    Kwab

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waste 20 min interviewing random black guy he wants to get fricked by

    it's amazing nobody in the comedy world calls him out for his cuck/homosexual shit

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stand up comedy in such dire straits that it needs saving every week
    skitcomedysisters we can't stop winning

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