>the whole world is dying but we still have a formal military and enough troops to spare for a full on D Day invasion of our own people. >stores massive fuel tank on the wall.
It had some cool scenes but damn plot holes took me out of the movie.
Its biggest flaw is simply not living up to the title. "War for the Planet of the Apes" was implied to be a war between the apes and humanity that set the apes on their path to dominance. Instead we got a prison break movie with the apes trapped between a single battle of two warring human factions, one of which is literally faceless.
How could you ever expect to understand this Kino when your brain is full of Marvel bullshit. Watch other movies anon you'll see how trash your taste is.
i was a big fan of planet of the apes when i was a kid, watched em all pretty much as often as they played on tee vee. all the remakes were unfortunately dog shit. it's yet one more franchise i will abandon. and probably won't look back unless everybody say it's kino but what are the odds of that...
I think the entire series would work much better as a book series. It would give them much more freedom.
Also i dont remember, but didnt the smart gas work on all monkes, so do all species of monke somehow evolve? Are they racist towards each other? I know i would be racist towards the big red assed ones
>but didn't the smart gas work on all monkes
It only worked on Apes. The different groups fall into certain roles. Orangutans are smarter and leaders while Gorillas are soldiers
I havent seen the other movies, did the gas only hurt humans, or did it genocide basically all other species?
I should probably get around to it i heard they were pretty good.
>All of human history has been leading up to this point
The first one was "ok." The sequels... oh look its Woody Harrelson and his little army of jeeps and helicopters. Literal garbage.
>The big bad humans are using apes as slave labour >to build a wall out of wood and scrap metal >to defend against an army of helicopter gunships and tanks >who attack in a big human wave while running and screaming at the wall of garbage
cannot believe the moronation of this movie
i recently watched the originals(from the 70s) and i had a lot of fun. no idea why but it was cool
even the remakes aren't bad. What a blessed franchise
>Did they even hint at people in space
Yeah, I think the space mission was mentioned in a newspaper or TV report or something, but it was easy to miss.
The Caesar trilogy is probably the best trilogy since LotR, but a big reason I liked it was just how distanced it was from Planet of the Apes. Could be very good of course (Rise might have been the most pleasantly surprised I've ever been walking out of a theater), but I'm not all that interested in seeing monke society fully take over.
I'm amazed how well they did the first one, kinda mixed on the other two.
I say this as a man who grew up watching the original.
Caesar saying "no" unironically rivals "get your hands off me you damn dirty ape"
>I'm amazed how well they did the first one,
Franco was so distracting in it for me. And the qt indian doctor was only cast so franco could frick her.
Also draco malfoy ruined my immersion
If the movie doesnt have a scene of monkeys playing a round a golf then headed out to the monkey bar to get wasted and look got monkey poon to smash then i will not be seeing it.
>aesthetics of the original thrown out the window >overgrown, cheap, boringshit aesthetic
wow! so cool! i am a normalhomosexual with no personality and i will watch this! yes!
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes sure is a mouthful. Feels like they should just have gone with titles that built up to the final movie called Planet of the Apes.
The rocketship teased in the first movie fricked off and went missing before anything happened with the apes
Oh yeah, forgot about that. But I wouldn't want a whole movie of that, maybe just have it be like a special thing to end the last movie and confirm the loop.
My sole single memory of all 3 movies is a monkey in an attic looking at a virus cannister
absolutely pointless, nothing movies
not even like terrible
just absolutely nothing
I don't even get the appeal of the premise
what if there was.. monkeys!!
but what if they... could speak!!
so... humans?
Like the only thing this premise allows you to do is having swinging on tree scenes. I don't get it. It offers nothing. Monkeys are fricking dumb
Nogs and wokes are very aware of monkey and ape epithets but they usually don’t go after something like this because someone will point out “uhhh nobody mentioned black people”
War was a shit film, the only reason the apes are not dead in the first five minutes is all the humans are moronic, it should've been called >escape from the prison of the humans
your telling me ten thousands tanks and attack helicopters can't blow up one shitty fuel storage sitting literally right behind the enemy wooden walls?
the fact that the defenders thought a single wooden wall can hold off the entire remnants of the united states military is dog shit, and the fact the entire army is conveniently swallowed up by an avalanche that magically lets all the apes survive and avoid any issues with them being killed
the plot is literal fanfic tier shit, only held up by its ""CGI"" and acting.
>so where can the franchise go now?
The reboot trilogy left it open to eventually join up with the original films. The question is whether Disney wants to connect it or break away with a remake of the original. This new trilogy is still relatively close in the timeline to "War". Probably a couple of decades have past. The original takes place in the year 3978. That is a lot of time to work with.
WAKANDA IF DEY HEA
STARRING JOHN BOYEGA
Frick off racist
wtf is this real?
unfortunately not, it was touched up to make boyega look more human
>APES WIN WAR
>APES TOGETHER STRONG
>a fishing vest and some motorcycle gloves to look like you're a rioter
every time
People were invested in this franchise?
It was kinda bad...
umm, it was actually monkino thank you very much
What? The recent trilogy was great.
The Burton film was better than all 3
Holy pleb
B movie god tier
>EVERY SINGLE THING I LIKED AS A CHILD IS GOOD AND AGED PERFECTLY
It's surprisingly okay, it looked like complete shit in trailers
the first 2 movies are really good but the third went full moronic schlock
>the whole world is dying but we still have a formal military and enough troops to spare for a full on D Day invasion of our own people.
>stores massive fuel tank on the wall.
It had some cool scenes but damn plot holes took me out of the movie.
Its biggest flaw is simply not living up to the title. "War for the Planet of the Apes" was implied to be a war between the apes and humanity that set the apes on their path to dominance. Instead we got a prison break movie with the apes trapped between a single battle of two warring human factions, one of which is literally faceless.
That was thrown out the window the second Dawn skipped any actual war and played the pandemic card.
The OG 4th and 5th movies have the same problem: first films sets up a massive war and next movie skips over it.
This. I don't even remember the 3rd one much. Would be happy for a new one to be good, though.
How could you ever expect to understand this Kino when your brain is full of Marvel bullshit. Watch other movies anon you'll see how trash your taste is.
these movies are literally capeshit with monkeys
Apeshit
Monkino
i was a big fan of planet of the apes when i was a kid, watched em all pretty much as often as they played on tee vee. all the remakes were unfortunately dog shit. it's yet one more franchise i will abandon. and probably won't look back unless everybody say it's kino but what are the odds of that...
Bait
It already exists, moron. It's called Africa
I think you mean the United States
WE WAZ KANGZ N SHEIT
I think the entire series would work much better as a book series. It would give them much more freedom.
Also i dont remember, but didnt the smart gas work on all monkes, so do all species of monke somehow evolve? Are they racist towards each other? I know i would be racist towards the big red assed ones
>but didn't the smart gas work on all monkes
It only worked on Apes. The different groups fall into certain roles. Orangutans are smarter and leaders while Gorillas are soldiers
I havent seen the other movies, did the gas only hurt humans, or did it genocide basically all other species?
I should probably get around to it i heard they were pretty good.
TV
LOVE
HUMAN
MORE
THAN
APE
HUMAN WORK
every Koba was undistilled kino
woops meant to also respond to
ANON
NOT KILL
ANON
Planet of the Apes (1968) and the musical version from The Simpsons are the only good ones
The TV series was better than the 60s movie
Will there be ape x human rape?
If not, I'm not watching.
they should cast all the monke actors
ron pearlman can play a silverback gorilla
>All of human history has been leading up to this point
The first one was "ok." The sequels... oh look its Woody Harrelson and his little army of jeeps and helicopters. Literal garbage.
>The big bad humans are using apes as slave labour
>to build a wall out of wood and scrap metal
>to defend against an army of helicopter gunships and tanks
>who attack in a big human wave while running and screaming at the wall of garbage
cannot believe the moronation of this movie
>pic
Nice blue filter
Third movie was so disappointing and boring. The first two were perfect.
>kingdom of the planet of the apes
What a terrible title, even though I liked the first 3
So, wait, are they going to have PoC's playing the main characters? If they do, is it racism? If they don't, is it cultural appropriation? Can't wait!
> Kingdom of the Apes
Los Angeles?
my queen will return
Just call it Kingdom of the Apes, for fricks sake. The full title sounds moronic.
I can siiiiing
He can sneed
>Medieval-esque ape kino
I don't know if this sounds stupid or great.
i recently watched the originals(from the 70s) and i had a lot of fun. no idea why but it was cool
even the remakes aren't bad. What a blessed franchise
Nothing is sacred when there's money to be made.
will we go full circle and start doing remakes of the original films in this continuity? Did they even hint at people in space
>Did they even hint at people in space
Yeah, I think the space mission was mentioned in a newspaper or TV report or something, but it was easy to miss.
YES! MORE MONKINO IN THE MAKING
The Caesar trilogy is probably the best trilogy since LotR, but a big reason I liked it was just how distanced it was from Planet of the Apes. Could be very good of course (Rise might have been the most pleasantly surprised I've ever been walking out of a theater), but I'm not all that interested in seeing monke society fully take over.
Nice, another movie about America.
War for Planet of the Apes was pure kino
You may only reply to my post if you've watched the trilogy without subtitles for monkeytalk.
Only the first viewing counts.
>Dawn
>apes dominate
>War
>humans dominate
what did they mean by this?
>humans dominate
They rallied behind Woody Harrelson
I love more Apes Kino
The Tiilogy of Planet of the Apes was very underrated
Why do you need a movie for what you see by walking outside in any major city in Europe or america?
CITY OF THE REGION OF THE KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
What ape will she play? Will we get a sex scene between caesar and her?
She will get APED
When are we getting a Jurassic World crossover?
I’m in.
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE APES
THE RETURN OF THE APES
THE APES STRIKE BACK
THE LAST APE
THE APE WARS
LOVE AND APES
I'm amazed how well they did the first one, kinda mixed on the other two.
I say this as a man who grew up watching the original.
Caesar saying "no" unironically rivals "get your hands off me you damn dirty ape"
>I'm amazed how well they did the first one,
Franco was so distracting in it for me. And the qt indian doctor was only cast so franco could frick her.
Also draco malfoy ruined my immersion
Franco isn't a bad actor he's just kind of a sperg based on what I've read
He has the same tone of voice in every movie, ever since pineapple express i can only hear his stoned voice when he talks
I think he did a serviceable job, keep in mind the movie was about Caesar and he was just a side character.
>Caesar saying "no" unironically rivals "get your hands off me you damn dirty ape"
That was a really fricking good reversal of the original line.
I know you'll call me a gay for this but I actually soied out at that scene, completely caught me by surprise
If the movie doesnt have a scene of monkeys playing a round a golf then headed out to the monkey bar to get wasted and look got monkey poon to smash then i will not be seeing it.
will there be black elves?
2nd one was good, first was ok since it's a origin story and 3rd was shit with the slavery analogy
Dawn is the worst and War was kino, you gays are moronic
>War > Rise >> Dawn
War is the best movie in the entire series behind the original
>3rd was shit with the slavery analogy
It's Excodus, moron.
my vague memory from watching them when they came out:
first movie: 8/10
second movie: 10/10
third movie: 5/10
Caesar... had a hard life.
He needs some time to rest.
Anybody else noticing everything is coming out in 2024?
Return of The Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes
I love the slow burn mystery box monkino
>aesthetics of the original thrown out the window
>overgrown, cheap, boringshit aesthetic
wow! so cool! i am a normalhomosexual with no personality and i will watch this! yes!
ps. i am being sarcastic 🙂
About which part?
>doyyyy about huwhich paurt?!
you sound fricking moronic.
The apes stole the Statue of Liberty and took it to their own planet?
What a weird thing to do,
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes sure is a mouthful. Feels like they should just have gone with titles that built up to the final movie called Planet of the Apes.
You can't have four fricking movies called planet of the apes
Calling this one Kingdom basically guarantees the fifth movie is a retelling of the original and they'll just call it "Planet of the Apes".
6 and 7 better go full moron with nukes and time travel then unironically
You can't really do a re-telling since any astronaut would already be aware of the apes.
see
the astronaut from the original got lost in space in the first reboot, they mention it on the TV.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. But I wouldn't want a whole movie of that, maybe just have it be like a special thing to end the last movie and confirm the loop.
Repurposing the original story would be kino, a straight remake would be lame. Doubt they do they since they'll likely work the new protag into it.
The rocketship teased in the first movie fricked off and went missing before anything happened with the apes
> White Humans Bad, Black Apes Good: Part 978
Always down for more monkino. Glad they aren't blowing their load and remaining the orignal's story yet, better fit for a 5th movie pacing wise.
I thought the 4th would be planet of the apes and have Taylor be the main character, they reference him in the first movie.
WE IS KANGZ
My sole single memory of all 3 movies is a monkey in an attic looking at a virus cannister
absolutely pointless, nothing movies
not even like terrible
just absolutely nothing
I don't even get the appeal of the premise
what if there was.. monkeys!!
but what if they... could speak!!
so... humans?
Like the only thing this premise allows you to do is having swinging on tree scenes. I don't get it. It offers nothing. Monkeys are fricking dumb
How the frick did they get away with this?
Nogs and wokes are very aware of monkey and ape epithets but they usually don’t go after something like this because someone will point out “uhhh nobody mentioned black people”
we already live in planet of the apes
why would i want to watch this for fun?
I watched all the 5 original films and the Tim Burton one but none of the new ones, I am missing anything?
War was a shit film, the only reason the apes are not dead in the first five minutes is all the humans are moronic, it should've been called
>escape from the prison of the humans
This scene alone is more SOVLFVL than anything in the previous two.
your telling me ten thousands tanks and attack helicopters can't blow up one shitty fuel storage sitting literally right behind the enemy wooden walls?
the fact that the defenders thought a single wooden wall can hold off the entire remnants of the united states military is dog shit, and the fact the entire army is conveniently swallowed up by an avalanche that magically lets all the apes survive and avoid any issues with them being killed
the plot is literal fanfic tier shit, only held up by its ""CGI"" and acting.
I only watched the first one with James Franco, are they good?
If anyone watches any of them, it should War. Dawn is optional you only need a QRD on Koba
And the only thing you need to know is Koba did nothing wrong.
Only seen the one with Marky Mark. Can I get a QRD on the last 3?
1st is OK, 2nd is a great action film. 3rd is better than 1 but worse than 2
so where can the franchise go now?
civil war
A kind of remake of the original would be ok. Like the astronauts come back from space after being lost. But more focus on monkee
>so where can the franchise go now?
The reboot trilogy left it open to eventually join up with the original films. The question is whether Disney wants to connect it or break away with a remake of the original. This new trilogy is still relatively close in the timeline to "War". Probably a couple of decades have past. The original takes place in the year 3978. That is a lot of time to work with.
more monke always good
"___of the ____of the____"
Fricking stupid.
if i wanted to see "planet of the apes" i'd just go to an American city
America: The Movie