>gorgonites >only hide, never want to fight >literally programmed to lose >commandos >chads, want to frick barbie dolls for 3 days. Don’t even have dicks >can make weapons out of the average garage components >effectively could be a private army for the low cost of $350
>gorgonites >only hide, never want to fight >literally programmed to lose >commandos >chads, want to frick barbie dolls for 3 days. Don’t even have dicks >can make weapons out of the average garage components >effectively could be a private army for the low cost of $350
>gorgonites >-ites >Semites >Commandos = all white men representing a fascist organization
What did ~~*they*~~ mean by this?
and Nick Nitro is clearly Hapa
during roll call in the movie, Chip says he served with his father (almost certainly White who married an asian woman after the war)
why not both? I liked the Commandos because they reminded me of HECU marines from Half-Life and I liked Archer because he was like a moronic puppy dog Predator
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and Nick Nitro is clearly Hapa
during roll call in the movie, Chip says he served with his father (almost certainly White who married an asian woman after the war)
Small Soldiers is what homosexual liberals would think would happen if the limp wristed pussies actually went into civil war against paranoid gun toting rednecks and former military survivalists. In reality the the Commando Elite would wipe the fricking floor with those hippy/furry freaks
I only had a few actual toys, but almost the complete set from Burger King.
BK always had the based toys: Toy Story, Small Soldiers, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Men in Black, Batman Beyond, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
>Men in black
I fricking loved the MiB BK toys
Why was 90s BK so comfy while the only thing McDonalds did right was Tiger mini sonic games and those nifty halloween buckets>
>Why was 90s BK so comfy
because for some reason BK has a shittier reputation, while McD was the "standard". they had to lure people in with better toys.
>be 7 year old me the summer Small Soldiers is to release >vividly remember the moment in the toystore when I got the Chip Hazard doll >was my favorite toy at the time, having all these accessories like grenades and shit and a bunch of catchphrases >this was all before the movie came out so I didn't know he was the "villain" >movie comes out, the Commandos are the "villains" and the Gorgonites were the heroes, turning my kid world and perceptions upside down >love my Chip Hazard doll even MORE now >all of my friends and older sisters friends would say "wow anon, can't believe you sleep in your room with that Chip Hazard! You must be brave" >be most based kid that whole summer
gigabased kid. too bad you're a pathetic incel posting on Cinemaphile.org in your 30s now.
>because for some reason BK has a shittier reputation
Never understood that. But the closest burger king to me as a kid and also now is over an hour drive away so Burger King was a special treat as a kid. The food is leagues better too, the only onion rings I'll eat are BKs.
>The food is leagues better >the only onion rings I'll eat are BKs
2 years ago
Anonymous
BK rings are the best. I've never bit into an onion ring from there where the entire inside came out with it. never rubbery, nice and crisp.
And their spicy chicken sammiches? fuggetaboutit, out of this world. Even their nuggets are better than mickey ds.
2 years ago
Anonymous
my guy, the nuggets (formerly tenders) are indisputably better. and i love the chicken sandwich. but the onion rings are straight garbage unless you're drowning them in zesty sauce.
2 years ago
Anonymous
unfathomably wrong. The onion rings are delicious. I could eat those frickers cold all day long
2 years ago
Anonymous
>non-American (probably non-White) poorgay has a shitty palette >News at 11
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm 100 percent German, try again Black person. You just suck at eating
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if you don't think Burgoy King's shitty mass-produced blandly battered slimy onion rings are the BEST EVER and worthy of eating cold all day long, then you "suck at eating"
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
The funnest part of being a kid was playing with GI Joe action figures, the short ones, not the barbie doll sized ones, in never ending battles, I had a humvee, a tank, an apache helicopter, and just for shits and giggles I'd throw in my older brothers He-Man toys from the 80s. Pic related specifically. Basically setting up my GI Joes and Army Corps toys which were just cheap GI Joe knock offs against these big panthers that wouldn't die.
>be 7 year old me the summer Small Soldiers is to release >vividly remember the moment in the toystore when I got the Chip Hazard doll >was my favorite toy at the time, having all these accessories like grenades and shit and a bunch of catchphrases >this was all before the movie came out so I didn't know he was the "villain" >movie comes out, the Commandos are the "villains" and the Gorgonites were the heroes, turning my kid world and perceptions upside down >love my Chip Hazard doll even MORE now >all of my friends and older sisters friends would say "wow anon, can't believe you sleep in your room with that Chip Hazard! You must be brave" >be most based kid that whole summer
>supporting the ugly, cowardly, semi-moronic monsters destined to lose without ~~*help*~~ >hates the chad "generic" soldiers, who are innovative, determined, and fight against ridiculous odds
yep, definitely brown
I didn't say I supported the gorgonites you stupid Black person. The commando elite are literally GI Joes and you'd understand this if you were actually alive during the time GI Joes were popular you zoomer homosexual.
My brother got the electronic Archer for Christmas. I hoped to get the electronic Chip, but my parents could only find the one that was basically a big barbie. Was still happy to get it, though.
@169546520 >Perhaps Plebbit will be more your speed
Watch your tone young blood... I'm a chanology veteran... If I could take down the Church of Scientology you're just a flea off a stray dog to me...
Based
Army dudes were way cooler
Gorgonites are chill would hang out with them. Commandos are a buzzkill
>gorgonites
>only hide, never want to fight
>literally programmed to lose
>commandos
>chads, want to frick barbie dolls for 3 days. Don’t even have dicks
>can make weapons out of the average garage components
>effectively could be a private army for the low cost of $350
How were they so cheap?
3D printed plastic, the processor chips were sold wholesale at a loss.
Even the CEO realised that they inadvertently made a disposable private army
Tfw the barbie doll scenes gave me a boner as a kid
>Kristen Stewart gagged with her own dirty sock
mmmm
meant to say KDunst obviously
>voiced by peak Christina ricci and SMG
holy shit i think this might be where my femdom fetish came from. well, that and the hey arnold scene where the girls tie up harold
Dude, holy frick. That's a cool realization man.
unf
dam I can’t even count the number of times I jacked off to this scene when I was a kid. I am pretty sure this is what started my bdsm fetish
the gorgonites fight at the end
>gorgonites
>-ites
>Semites
>Commandos = all white men representing a fascist organization
What did ~~*they*~~ mean by this?
>all white men
He looks brown tbh, which is at least a partial white-adjacent on the melanin spectrum.
>moving goalposts
enough of your pil/pol/, rabbi
Eat shit, racist.
>moving goalposts and spouting bullshit after getting BTFO
imagine my shock
>obvious black man is actually white
I really hope you're baiting, anon.
Any beyond that?
= all white men
and Nick Nitro is clearly Hapa
during roll call in the movie, Chip says he served with his father (almost certainly White who married an asian woman after the war)
Nick looks more Italian than Asian.
that's an ugly looking Italian
where do you think we are?
>that's an ugly looking Italian
It's synonymous, really.
>[seething angloid noises]
why not both? I liked the Commandos because they reminded me of HECU marines from Half-Life and I liked Archer because he was like a moronic puppy dog Predator
>Pozzed Toy Story
>toy story, but on meth, with peak Phil Hartmann
Do you even know what pozzed means? I’m surprised you don’t since you’re such a tremendous homosexual you’ve got semen pouring out your ears.
Shut up homosexual
P..Phillip Seymour Hoffman??!
I don’t think you know what pozzed means.
The term "pozzed" doesn't apply to the '90s, zoomer.
>You put munitions chips... in TOYS???
kek
>Gorgons annoying as frick tho
Small Soldiers is what homosexual liberals would think would happen if the limp wristed pussies actually went into civil war against paranoid gun toting rednecks and former military survivalists. In reality the the Commando Elite would wipe the fricking floor with those hippy/furry freaks
Kirsten Dunst in this movie was the first girl I ever had a crush on
Same. Still enjoy her body of work to this day.
>you gave munitions chips to goys?
gizmo
I had a complete set of these frickers and I had army men win 90% of my imaginary childhood engagements
I only had a few actual toys, but almost the complete set from Burger King.
BK always had the based toys: Toy Story, Small Soldiers, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Men in Black, Batman Beyond, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
>Men in black
I fricking loved the MiB BK toys
Why was 90s BK so comfy while the only thing McDonalds did right was Tiger mini sonic games and those nifty halloween buckets>
>Why was 90s BK so comfy
because for some reason BK has a shittier reputation, while McD was the "standard". they had to lure people in with better toys.
gigabased kid. too bad you're a pathetic incel posting on Cinemaphile.org in your 30s now.
>because for some reason BK has a shittier reputation
Never understood that. But the closest burger king to me as a kid and also now is over an hour drive away so Burger King was a special treat as a kid. The food is leagues better too, the only onion rings I'll eat are BKs.
>The food is leagues better
>the only onion rings I'll eat are BKs
BK rings are the best. I've never bit into an onion ring from there where the entire inside came out with it. never rubbery, nice and crisp.
And their spicy chicken sammiches? fuggetaboutit, out of this world. Even their nuggets are better than mickey ds.
my guy, the nuggets (formerly tenders) are indisputably better. and i love the chicken sandwich. but the onion rings are straight garbage unless you're drowning them in zesty sauce.
unfathomably wrong. The onion rings are delicious. I could eat those frickers cold all day long
>non-American (probably non-White) poorgay has a shitty palette
>News at 11
I'm 100 percent German, try again Black person. You just suck at eating
>if you don't think Burgoy King's shitty mass-produced blandly battered slimy onion rings are the BEST EVER and worthy of eating cold all day long, then you "suck at eating"
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Yes
The little tenders were great
McDonalds had Bionicles at one point.
The funnest part of being a kid was playing with GI Joe action figures, the short ones, not the barbie doll sized ones, in never ending battles, I had a humvee, a tank, an apache helicopter, and just for shits and giggles I'd throw in my older brothers He-Man toys from the 80s. Pic related specifically. Basically setting up my GI Joes and Army Corps toys which were just cheap GI Joe knock offs against these big panthers that wouldn't die.
>What If These Toys Could Actually Kick Ass?
I'm genuinely surprised no one's tried whoring out this IP for everything they can.
congrats on missing the point of a children's film, simpleton
>be 7 year old me the summer Small Soldiers is to release
>vividly remember the moment in the toystore when I got the Chip Hazard doll
>was my favorite toy at the time, having all these accessories like grenades and shit and a bunch of catchphrases
>this was all before the movie came out so I didn't know he was the "villain"
>movie comes out, the Commandos are the "villains" and the Gorgonites were the heroes, turning my kid world and perceptions upside down
>love my Chip Hazard doll even MORE now
>all of my friends and older sisters friends would say "wow anon, can't believe you sleep in your room with that Chip Hazard! You must be brave"
>be most based kid that whole summer
Small Soldiers was a weird awakening. It was the first movie I can remember rooting for the bad guys. They were so fricking cool.
Weird movie
>globotech
Love that movie.
Those are some aggressive pokies.
just like in Spiderman 1 and 2
People really liked the generic army dudes more than the aliens? I had a full lineup of the guys; fricking Insaniac was based as hell.
>generic army dudes
>brown hands typed this post
They're literally GI Joes you fricking mong. Generic is a good way to describe them.
>supporting the ugly, cowardly, semi-moronic monsters destined to lose without ~~*help*~~
>hates the chad "generic" soldiers, who are innovative, determined, and fight against ridiculous odds
yep, definitely brown
I didn't say I supported the gorgonites you stupid Black person. The commando elite are literally GI Joes and you'd understand this if you were actually alive during the time GI Joes were popular you zoomer homosexual.
holy seething lmao
fr fr go outside, touch grass, and have sex, on god before you hurt someone. i'm worried about you no cap zig mite
Insaniac was the best kek. Loved that homie
Based. The girl from bongwater plays the mom too.
I still have the VHS and the soundtrack cd
>we have met the enemy
>he is big
homosexual dad owns toy store but refuses to have any images of war toys
I always wanted a Chip Hazard toy as a kid, but alas, I don't think any existed.
>I always wanted a Chip Hazard toy as a kid, but alas, I don't think any existed.
Yes they did. I have one of them.
My brother got the electronic Archer for Christmas. I hoped to get the electronic Chip, but my parents could only find the one that was basically a big barbie. Was still happy to get it, though.
I miss Phil Hartman
Were the Gorgons supposed to be minorities & the Commandos supposed to be white people? What did Joe Dante mean by this?
This movie was very creepy. Probably messed up a lot of kids. But that's Satan for you.
pure kino
Chuds = commando's
Chads = Gorgonites
>slave/victim morality
Did anyone ever play the Small Soldiers game? Not talking about the shitty PlayStation one, the chad PC one.
I had a Small Soldiers RTS style game if you mean that, loved it tbh. Would always try to get a full Nick Nitro squad
That's the one. Absolutely based.
Pure kino, I loved the corn holder launcher. Damn this movie was based.
>thread about a beloved movie for anons of a certain age
>it devolves into race arguments about action figures and fetish posting immediately
Perhaps Plebbit will be more your speed
have a nice day election tourist you are not welcome here you are the fricking cancer infesting every part of this site.
@169546520
>Perhaps Plebbit will be more your speed
Watch your tone young blood... I'm a chanology veteran... If I could take down the Church of Scientology you're just a flea off a stray dog to me...
anon, I...
I don't even know where to start. So I won't lmao