Those things don't even compliment one another. Lucas was inspired by Kurosawa, classic mythology, and pulpy scifi. This b***h is inspired by other Hollywood slop. No one wonder mondern media is soulless, even the inspirations are bad.
I've been saying this for years. Modern Star Wars is only inspired by past Star Wars. It has no knowledge of the original influences that led to the creation of Star Wars, and that's why it sucks.
>Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.
>Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.
>Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
>“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”
>Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
>“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
>“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.
>Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.
>Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.
>Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
>“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”
>Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
>“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
>“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.
>Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.
>Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.
>Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
>“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”
>Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
>“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
>“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.
is disney just a mechanism of wealth transfer from whites to trannies, Black folk and homosexuals now?
It seems that the "media production" part of the business is an afterthought
wow, i thought this would be a spiritual successor to "Andor". But the more i read about it the more it will be the lowest point of the whole franchise. frick me what a let down. i guess star wars is truely dead.
LIGHTSABERS DON'T FRICKING CAUSE BLEEDING. They cauterize the wound as they cut. That's like the whole fricking thing with lightsabers!!! I don't even like Star Wars and I'm getting infuriated right now.
Chill the frick out. The first episode ends with a massive massacre of a group of Jedi. One girl survives and when they ask her what color the lightsaber of the assassin was she says “blood”.
I don’t really like the show aside from Palpatine and Plagueis but the poster fits perfectly because this event kicks off a huge coverup by the Jedi Council and that girl fighting to expose the truth that the Sith are not extinct.
>and that girl fighting to expose the truth that the Sith are not extinct.
Which she ultimately fricking fails in doing since the Jedi find out that the Sith are back in TPM.
>they frick the franchise with their agenda >make 3 times as much as they paid for it >i-it's not about profit!
They can do both and will continue to do so, since the audiences are drooling brainwashed morons.
>they frick the franchise with their agenda >make 3 times as much as they paid for it >i-it's not about profit!
They can do both and will continue to do so, since the audiences are drooling brainwashed morons.
Now look up the difference between revenue and profit.
>they frick the franchise with their agenda >make 3 times as much as they paid for it >i-it's not about profit!
They can do both and will continue to do so, since the audiences are drooling brainwashed morons.
>I explain it as Moulin Rouge mixed with Saw >Basically, it's Fiddler on the Roof with a bit of Showgirls >It's a bold combination of Kinky Boots and the Ten Commandments
The real Star Wars is the Force you can find in your own life my Padawans. Go forth and adventure, the Force shall be your guide. I speak as an older Jedi now having faced much evil. Your fear of failure is the dark side trying to stop you.
looks like absolute shit and I will personally murder ALL individuals and their families/friends/coworkers involved with bot posting favorable reviews.
Marcus Aralious had a dream that was rome.
Ugly black women and tiktokers i guess. Clearly not you. Just don't watch and let it flop, there hasn't been Star Wars content worth watching in over 40 years.
>this isn’t about good and evil, it’s about evil and who is allowed to use it
So not only did they steal that line from Harry Potter but made it 10x less interesting? In the Harry Potter books or movies (I forget), it was: >there is no good or evil, only power and those toom weak to seize it
Those things don't even compliment one another. Lucas was inspired by Kurosawa, classic mythology, and pulpy scifi. This b***h is inspired by other Hollywood slop. No one wonder mondern media is soulless, even the inspirations are bad.
Is this satire
Are you satire?
I've been saying this for years. Modern Star Wars is only inspired by past Star Wars. It has no knowledge of the original influences that led to the creation of Star Wars, and that's why it sucks.
The face of Star Wars and that's a good thing and it's beautiful and here's why
Holy FRICK that MUG. Pure hatred in her eyes.
LEGO shaped head
That picture is all I need to know about this show.
Yeah I think I'll pass.
She is making herself look ugly
There is no way
That haircut
That lipstick
Those clothes
I call bullshit
you gays STILL watch slop wars?
Here's your showrunner, bros.
>Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.
>Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.
>Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
>“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”
>Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
>“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
>“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.
>Leslye
>Lesbian
Fricking really?
is gay
aaaannnnd i"m out
How is star wars patriarchal? Princess Leah? Mon mothma? What an ugly evil homosexual
>Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.
and of course she cast her spouse...female james gunn over here
is disney just a mechanism of wealth transfer from whites to trannies, Black folk and homosexuals now?
It seems that the "media production" part of the business is an afterthought
ugly b***h
The ACKolyte
wow, i thought this would be a spiritual successor to "Andor". But the more i read about it the more it will be the lowest point of the whole franchise. frick me what a let down. i guess star wars is truely dead.
>"Andor"
touch grass homie
The world will be a better place when you die.
>The world will be a better place when you die.
why are they standing so close to each other?
>Star wars famouse for it's light sabers
>Have them hold a mediaeval sword for the photo
it's the blade he used to cut his wiener off, anon.
One of the weirder "life is stranger than fiction" stories of the internet is that Abigail Thorn is a grandchild of Aleister Crowley
I guess they’re just gonna completely ignore that Star Trek had black people in it before Star Wars did in the 60’s.
>it's X meets Y!
Has this ever been a sign of something being good?
Diva Cup lightsaber
>still watching Star Wars
Are you a big baby? Ew
>Soi Wars series #463,244 spearheaded by a man-hating femoid
>Kino
Fricking moron
It's an obviously ironic post you fricking autist.
This looks like someone put a lightsaber up their ass and then drew a line with it, what the FRICK were those morons thinking?
LIGHTSABERS DON'T FRICKING CAUSE BLEEDING. They cauterize the wound as they cut. That's like the whole fricking thing with lightsabers!!! I don't even like Star Wars and I'm getting infuriated right now.
Chill the frick out. The first episode ends with a massive massacre of a group of Jedi. One girl survives and when they ask her what color the lightsaber of the assassin was she says “blood”.
I don’t really like the show aside from Palpatine and Plagueis but the poster fits perfectly because this event kicks off a huge coverup by the Jedi Council and that girl fighting to expose the truth that the Sith are not extinct.
>and that girl fighting to expose the truth that the Sith are not extinct.
Which she ultimately fricking fails in doing since the Jedi find out that the Sith are back in TPM.
How much of it have you seen?
Be honest with yourself for once.
>LIGHTSABERS DON'T FRICKING CAUSE BLEEDING
tell that to the guy who lost his arm in the Mos Eisley cantina.
Walrusman says otherwise. Unless he vomited red on his severed arm.
Why are Disney so obsessed with crashing and burning the franchise they paid $4 billion for?
it's not about profit at this point
there are agendas to push
They made 12 billion from Star Wars chud
Now do inflation
and I have a 12 inch wiener (self-reported)
Now look up the difference between revenue and profit.
>they frick the franchise with their agenda
>make 3 times as much as they paid for it
>i-it's not about profit!
They can do both and will continue to do so, since the audiences are drooling brainwashed morons.
Well then how come those agendas disappear when it comes to China? They always remove the Black person from the media there
>I explain it as Moulin Rouge mixed with Saw
>Basically, it's Fiddler on the Roof with a bit of Showgirls
>It's a bold combination of Kinky Boots and the Ten Commandments
I'd watch the frick out of a jukebox musical Saw film.
The real Star Wars is the Force you can find in your own life my Padawans. Go forth and adventure, the Force shall be your guide. I speak as an older Jedi now having faced much evil. Your fear of failure is the dark side trying to stop you.
>Do you wanna build a lightsaber?
>not a single white male present
lmao doa
Kek, looks like a perfect representation of future humanity
I will watch for she
>your reaction when America is 40% white
Why the frick does she have shoes on?
Black woman feet are disgusting. All ashy and stiff as frick, full of calluses.
It is illegal in America to be barefoot indoors.
looks like absolute shit and I will personally murder ALL individuals and their families/friends/coworkers involved with bot posting favorable reviews.
Marcus Aralious had a dream that was rome.
Whoa there Buster. Reported to Captain Shitwood's Cinemaphile team.
>more female protagonists
pass
Are you gay? Do you like to stare at men's buttholes?
no, but your son will be if he grows up with female role models
homie, I don’t like looking at ugly b***hes.
so fricking lame, a wookie jedi master attached to this garbage
It’s joever
Kek, the sneaky fricking israelites at Youtube, I'll never forgive them for removing the like bar for normies who don't use addons.
C'mon guys we can beat them.
>Caring about Star Wars in 2024
Let it Go
Cool. I'm never gonna watch it.
Frozen?
Literally gay.
lol she talks like how tumblr users type
https://files DOT catbox.moe/opdgix.mp4
I hate women.
THE TRAILER WAS UNWATCHABLE.
90% OF THE CAST HAS TIK TOK HAIRCUTS AND MOST OF THEM ARE UGLY BLACK WOMEN.
WHO DO THEY EXPECT WILL WATCH THIS SHIT.
Ugly black women and tiktokers i guess. Clearly not you. Just don't watch and let it flop, there hasn't been Star Wars content worth watching in over 40 years.
>this isn’t about good and evil, it’s about evil and who is allowed to use it
So not only did they steal that line from Harry Potter but made it 10x less interesting? In the Harry Potter books or movies (I forget), it was:
>there is no good or evil, only power and those toom weak to seize it
oh boy, two movies I hate combined in a dead franchise? Sign me up!
>Frozen meets Kill Bill
Is this supposed to make me excited?
I thought Bob Iger said Disney was going to chill out with all the ESG/gay stuff? Why are they quadrupling down now?
Because they already made the damn thing.
just when my Black person fatigue was getting worse, diney dropped that trailer.....
I hate women so fricking much it's unreal
It's missing a fifth panel where b***hes get raped by based chads
>ACKolyte
>frozen
so its a garbage for underage girls
me at the supermarket
with great power comes great responsibility
Yass queen! Girl power!
this is the lamest use of force powers I have ever seen
>you can manually open automatic doors with your super powers
WOW guys GREAT WORK
>Tfw you are the guy without space powers who has to manually move those things
All she's going to take from kill bill is undefeatable girlboss. It won't have the quirks of kill bill which made it good
just keep shilling mouseBlack folk, it’ll definitely work out. just like with book of boba fett, mando s3, obiwan and ahsoka lmao
How bad will this shit flop? This is how ashoACK did for reference
Getting blood on your vape
Shaking my wiener
inb4 this entire show just wastes its time doing nothing
lol alright it's come back around to being funny