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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the over/under on there being a trans employee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1000% there’s trans homosexualry, regular homosexualry, and millennial shit writing and progressive preaching. I.E. it’ll be garbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's on Peawiener so it will be great like all their other originals!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >millennial shit writing
        I think they're bringing back some of the creaters as executive producers like Gervais but this is a total cash out for them and my hunch is were going to see some zoomercore dialog and plot lines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There WILL be a “well, that just happened” in the first 15 minutes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There WILL be a “well, that just happened” in the first 15 minutes.

        I'm going with trannie receptionist that has tons of sass and is beloved because of its snappy comebacks but is mid-transitioned to the point where it's dead in the center of male and female.
        Don't forget quirky glasses and multicolored hair.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the social-media-ready moment where xe ‘owns’ xir transphobic coworker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I'm going with trannie receptionist that has tons of sass and is beloved because of its snappy comebacks but is mid-transitioned to the point where it's dead in the center of male and female.
        Don't forget quirky glasses and multicolored hair.

        why the frick would they have a freak weirdo in it? the only troony on film was a felon in a female prison
        you guys are moronic. trannies don't even hardly exist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That Hunter troony from Euphoria got pretty popular, and this is Peawiener so they're gonna double down on that shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not millennials fault that the boomers and xoomers who run these companies only hire the most moronic diversity hires and don't let actually talented white millennial writers into the industry.
        our generation is just one big cucking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't be a trans employee, that's still too polarizing to wide audiences believe it or not, but one of the employees will have a trans kid to shame the audience for feeling intolerant of a child.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the employees will have a trans kid to shame the audience for feeling intolerant of a child.

        This is pure genius, I would bet money this will happen. You sure you're not israeli?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newspaper setting
    Look how heckin wholesome journalistarinos are! We should trust them!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im watching PEEP SHOW right now.
    I thought it was going to be like the office, but its just like never ending loop of the main character almost fricking this woman and then cucking out of it and his extremely killable roomate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just described 85% of British men under the age of 45

    • 2 weeks ago
      Αnonymous

      >I thought it was going to be like the office, but its just like never ending loop of the main character almost fricking this woman and then cucking out of it and his extremely killable roomate
      If you don't mind spoilers, I got good news for you about the later seasons.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    expect
    >complete lack of original cast that became actual successful actors
    >only the washed-ups come back
    >Jenna has a major starring role
    >they have to find some way to write out Jim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For fricks sake...just let things die...

      I think it's going to be completely separate from the show but in the same "universe," as the original office as far as main characters, Dunder Mifflin, etc.,
      At most, there will be a cameo of Stanley or something in one of the episodes, but yes.. this will most certainly be awful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jenna will find a way to be on the show. It's all she has. Maybe after moving to Texas, Jim cheated on her, and she moved to said Midwestern town to live, laugh, love as a single mother.

        • 2 weeks ago
          sage

          >Jenna will find a way to be on the show. It's all she has.
          lol imagine how pathetic and sad it'll be for the casting director, answering calls from multiple unknown numbers and it's just Jenna Fischer begging for an audition

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the show manages to make it past 1 season i guarantee there will be an episode where they News Paper has to go find a new Paper Supplier and they visit the OG office with returning actors and Dwight as manager.

        https://i.imgur.com/h5jbz1x.jpeg

        The setting already has me worried and based on it i fear this is going to be far more Parks and Rec than US Office.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For fricks sake...just let things die...

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll only be successful if Jim and Pam are in it! The reason people loved the original series was our relationship.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newspaper
    I don't think that's a wise choice. Part of the charm of the original series was that the setting was a pointless dead-end middle of nowhere office job selling paper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, I think the newspaper business is probably a lot closer to death than a paper company

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Scott offended people by saying Black person, how will the new boss step on people's toes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Αnonymous

      >Michael Scott offended people by saying Black person, how will the new boss step on people's toes?
      Did that happen? I don't remember that, but it's been a decade since I've watched it, and I know season 1 had Dwight wearing an anime shirt, so I'm not 100% sure you're bullshitting me right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It did. He was imitating a Chris Rock bit in a meeting and of course it was bleeped out, but if youve seen the actual bit, its pretty clear. I think it might have been the diversity day episode which in fairness was really funny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kino episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’ll refuse to acknowledge their pronouns until they kill themselves.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Midwestern Newspaper Setting
    Diversity status?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry my brother?
      >What a crazy thing to ask!
      >(Looks directly at camera, wide eyed)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parks and Rec. one sassy black in the background (Phyllis/that black guy fuzed) and a quirky Indian (Mindy kaling/Aziz Ansari)
      and that's it. just like every show in 30 years

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The actual nature of the work they were doing in the office didn't matter, can't really ignore it with a newspaper

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright here's my odds
    >half black
    >2 whites, rest are some other race
    >2/3 woman
    >only white guy is the main fool/most disliked employee, but has no redeeming qualities that would garner sympathy from the audience (unlike toby/dwight)
    >every epsiode revolves around some moral conundrum about whether or not they should share a story or detail
    >makes fun of midwesterner/middle america/trump supporters at every opportunity.
    I'll collect my winnings during the series premiere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell I'll just venmo you now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blacks can't fricking read. there won't be black writers in a Midwest newspaper

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must not be familiar with NBC or Peawiener. Not only will they be the most prestigious members of the newspaper but the chief of the newspaper that everyone is respectfully terrified of will be revealed in the season 1 finale.
        And it will be none other than Wanda Sykes

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newspaper
    journoslopaganda
    hard pass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Frick that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >newspaper
        journoslopaganda
        hard pass

        do you think they'll jokingly (but actually very earnestly) cover the serious topic of anti semitism in America?

        I hope so. I really really hope so.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but I would suspect some Trumpy Maga style conservatives (the type that don't exist in any Midwestern newspaper) to be in the mix and the butt of many jokes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds like great writing. They could even have a character arc where the silly MAGA white guy eventually realizes he is dumb and his beliefs are inferior to racemixing and child molesting and open borders.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A good storyline would be to have him either in charge of the department or the most popular writer/interviewer there but he secretly has a wife and children of color or a boyfriend of color. What a twist!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah make him hard gay and do an entire SEASON about his coming out experience. Maybe some direct close up man on man kissing, audiences love seeing that close up with hi-fi audio. They could adopt a kid in a later season and it could be a mixed race thing from a third world country.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh yeah make him hard gay and do an entire SEASON about his coming out experience
                Conservative gay wedding for the finale. We did it anon! Season 1 in the books!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GODDAMN THIS IS GREAT NEWS YOU GUYS

    Thoughts on casting? I'm thinking:

    >PETE DAVIDSON as the main lovable "Jim" type
    >A strong funny female lead like Kate Mackinnon as the QUIRKY BOSS (Michael)
    >3-4 non-whites with BIG personalities and very frail subplots that no one cares about
    >something gay and/or trans
    >the girls will be purposely unattractive and likely of some mixed racial background too, ambiguously mexican or something
    >male roles will be filled with meek betas who definitely rely on the WOMYN of the office
    >Jon Oliver will have a recurring role because why wouldn't he

    And boy I hope they make some good points about current events like conservatives being TOTAL BABIES and ORANGE MAN BAD. Lots of zoomer-centric jokes about social media, rizzing, smartphones, funny tiktoks, and CLIMATE CHANGE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>the girls will be purposely unattractive and likely of some mixed racial background too, ambiguously mexican or something
      Since it is Midwestern, my bet is American Indian indigenous. Plenty of story lines along with that demo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they could do an episode about how badly white people treated native americans and how white people are bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes they could do an episode about how badly white people treated native americans and how white people are bad.
          That is a good example, especially since it is fresh and has never been covered in any media that I am familiar with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Since it is Midwestern, my bet is American Indian indigenous
        you're absolutely right, and she'll be one tough cookie like Rosa from Brooklynn 99. They'll also try and make her a babe (in reality she will be far from it)

        And the social-media-ready moment where xe ‘owns’ xir transphobic coworker.

        >And the social-media-ready moment where xe ‘owns’ xir transphobic coworker.
        I hope they have an entire episode dedicated to the pro-trans movement after it is discriminated against, but the wonderful folks at the newspaper company rally together in support of the LGBTQ movement. Oh what a treat that would be!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >midwestern
    So there's a 100% chance Rainn Wilson is going to come back as Dwight and try to incorporate his failed spinoff about Dwight's farm, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Αnonymous

      >So there's a 100% chance Rainn Wilson is going to come back as Dwight and try to incorporate his failed spinoff about Dwight's farm, right?
      Did Dwight actually get a spinoff about his farm? Did I miss this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I think they were going to do.one but then the scheduling didn't work because he was going to try and be a movie star by being in The Rocker, so they took the idea and condensed it down to one or two episodes rather than scrapping it altogether

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I think they were going to do.one but then the scheduling didn't work because he was going to try and be a movie star by being in The Rocker, so they took the idea and condensed it down to one or two episodes rather than scrapping it altogether

        The Farm episode is a backdoor pilot. It failed spectacularly and they cancelled the idea.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still yet to witness the utter embarrassment that will be the aussie version.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this industry is so fricked they are digging up ancient graves in hope of a payday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're building a universe from all angles. like The Wire.
      Parks and rec
      Brooklyn 99
      The office
      this.
      etc.
      it's quriky and fun to be a nobody. your job sucks so you look forward to watching other people working.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's quriky and fun to be a nobody. your job sucks so you look forward to watching other people working.

        The gross part is that people (normies) begin to imitate these shows IRL. They have no personality of their own so they adopt one from a fictional character, it's the most reddit fricking thing I've ever witnessed. I had a boss who tried to act like Michael Scott with silly quips and a funny white board with worksafe quotes on it. I hope she gets a blood disease.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They have no personality of their own so they adopt one from a fictional character, it's the most reddit fricking thing I've ever witnessed. I had a boss who tried to act like Michael Scott
          I was recently working with this Mexican absolute ghoul looking woman that was shaped like Grimace the mcdonalds mascot, and she absolutely worshipped the April character from Parks and Rec so did her best to act EXACTLY like her. Fricking ridiculous

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They have no personality of their own so they adopt one from a fictional character, it's the most reddit fricking thing I've ever witnessed. I had a boss who tried to act like Michael Scott
          I was recently working with this Mexican absolute ghoul looking woman that was shaped like Grimace the mcdonalds mascot, and she absolutely worshipped the April character from Parks and Rec so did her best to act EXACTLY like her. Fricking ridiculous

          being forced to work with women in the first place.
          it was over before it began

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >work in overwhelmingly male field
            >office's first woman gets hired
            >"well, at least she seems like a 'one of the guys' type"
            >within a few months we're doing "secret Santa" and "office bonding exercises"
            >every man gets a bimonthly "sexism and discrimination" dressing-down because our simp manager overheard one boomer making a creepy comment

            Also fuuuuuuuuuck they made the Captchas even worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Αnonymous

          >The gross part is that people (normies) begin to imitate these shows IRL. They have no personality of their own so they adopt one from a fictional character, it's the most reddit fricking thing I've ever witnessed.
          Sounds fricking awful.
          >I had a boss who tried to act like Michael Scott with silly quips and a funny white board with worksafe quotes on it. I hope she gets a blood disease.
          Actually doesn't sound that bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was cringe because she was a SJW homosexual loving type who talked about "toxic masculinity in the workplace" and was all about boosting her DEI score by hiring pajeets for the team.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and was all about boosting her DEI score by hiring pajeets for the team
              Bro/Sis once this happens your days are numbered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were indeed, got laid off without cause. They had to pay me severance and notice pay which was sweet, got 4 months paid up front. Had a new job in 2 weeks making even more money kek. Now I report to a straight white man, pretty baste.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucky bastard. My work is currently in the process of outsourcing my entire department to Costa Rica, India, and the Philippines. I'm one of the last remaining Americans and when these people get laid off they message me after saying they thought everything was going fine then on Fridays they jump on a bridge because their manager asked them to and HR is on there and they just get laid off.
                "Well we'll pay out your PTO and not fight unemployment, but effective immediately you're employment is terminated."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were trying to get me to quit because I gave them no reason to fire me. Eventually they just had to bite the bullet and pay me out. Highly recommend it over the whole "I have dignity, you can't fire me because I QUIT!!" charade. I got fired over ZOOM lol, actually one of the funniest parts of my otherwise dull life. If I wasn't making 40% more where I work now I might actually be mad about it but I just can't be, because that company is also slowly going under lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm with you, but I live in a "right to work," state which translates to we can lay you off at any time for no reason and there's no legal recourse outside of you would attend an unemployment hearing if they chose to fight you on it for your whopping $400 a week. They're still going to have to fire me/lay me off though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do Ricky and Steve just get money everytime America makes something set in an office now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steve gets nothing, he was just an actor. Ricky gets residuals of some kind, if he was smart. But he used The Office IP to break into the American market so he might've gotten a shit deal with very little "back end". I guess he's rich now and known as the edgy guy in Hollywood so good for him(?)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gervais is an executive produce in this show, so we'll see how much of his soul he's willing to sacrifice by the way this turns out

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peawiener

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my science my husbands and our furbabies will be thrilled

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pro journalist
    Let me see a list of the producers

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the original in the midwest too? Also newspaper wont work, one of the strengths of the original was how it focused on the mundane setting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original is in Scranton which is either Pennsylvania or New Jersey. There's at least a few scattered references odlf the eagles being a local favorite football team so most likely Pennsylvania

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but not a big bussy city, is not like its Miami or NYC

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah but not a big bussy city
          hmmm, very modern!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is this scene won't be in the reboot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think they'll have something edgy like the abusive Jan-Michael relationship where it's constantly implied that she mentally, physically, and sexually abuses him? And everyone just laughs? But if the sexes were reversed it would be instant career death for everyone involved, even the key grip on set.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newspaper
    oh boy more political humor

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old office
    >paper is dying

    >new office
    >the paper is dying

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