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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she gets into a power loader and fights aliens, I will jump to my feet clapping while shouting KINNOOOO!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you do that in my theater I will immediately stand up and shout KEK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"It's loadin time"
      I'd spontaneously ejaculate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Has there been any power loaders other than in aliens? Cause if not I want to go bet all my money that theyre will be one.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved how the trailer made it look like it was shot on a cellphone.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh discount ripley for the millionth fricking time

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spoils the entire movie in the trailer
    Bravo Ridley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Nolan, actually.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    >«WHO FARTED?»

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was a good watch for anyone interested

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, it's just Alien... again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not out yet, you have no idea what it is. shut the frick up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >from the writer/director of the shitty Evil Dead remake
        Nah I'm good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so moronic you didn’t already know it’s going to be a piece of shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what series always should've been and Isolation is a proper sequel we never got.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loved that game. Fede said it inspired him to make this movie. I bet he'll reference parts of the it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was that ever ported to VR?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played it on a VR headset with mouse/keyboard. It's not perfect VR, but it's still very immersive and damn scary. The sections exploring the human ships and the derelict were so amazing

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Which headset did you use?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I have a Pimax Vision

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Rogue Incursion?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it was trash
          the aesthetics were nice but thats it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your opinion is pleb trash worth less than shit in the toilet.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It would be a good game if the Alien didn't obviously know where you are at all times.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >if the Alien didn't obviously know where you are at all times.

                Why wouldn't it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's supposed to want to kill you and you're supposed to hide from it, stealth games haven't evolved the proper AI to have a real hide and seek mechanic though so they're always just designed around having enemies spawn at certain points and go through a routine pretending they don't know where you are. It's most obvious when you get in a locker and it walks brusquely over to it to perform the animation so you can see it through the grates.

                damn i guess you were really shitty at it

                Nah, it's easy as piss and becomes predictable after the first few hours.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean canonically why wouldn't it be able to find you. Xenomorphs don't have eyes and can probably smell you a mile away. Like its not some outrageous concept when literal Earth dogs can do the exact same thing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >spawn at certain points and go through a routine pretending they don't know where you are
                It really doesn't though. The director points it to you once you're relaxed and then makes it frick off when the tension is too high, but the ayy has to find you on its own. It also can hear you sprint like a moron if it's on the vents.
                It does the locker thing for the empty ones too, the "sniffing" is precisely justifiable to it's "senses" or whatever the frick it has, so when you lean back and hold your breath, it still sensing you in the room, so it baits you by fricking off to the vents and then coming back right after.
                One thing I never understood was the amount of claims of Anons dying in lockers, I think it must be a bug of the pc port or something, because the only time I died was when working joes saw me going in one or when I fell asleep playing it at night (great jumpscare).

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The game's audio design is shit. Sprinting sounds extremely quiet but for some reason shit several rooms away can hear it, and its totally unclear what the sound difference is between walking and crouching. Thief came out in 1999 and very clearly conveys how much noise you are making based on your stance.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Running causes accidents.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                damn i guess you were really shitty at it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are save points on the ship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loved that game. Fede said it inspired him to make this movie. I bet he'll reference parts of the it

        I'm hoping Isolation and the other recent Alien games get a nice sale soon to promote the movie. I've never played them but they look pretty fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a ton of fun for any Alien fan. It totally works as another movie making a trilogy with the first two. Plus the DLC's allow you to play in the movie scenes as well.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            its okay.
            In the movies the people always try to fight for their life and fight off aliens, sometimes successful, sometimes not.
            In this game you can't really fight, you always run and hide, rinse repeat

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You can fight, but only later in the game. It's supposed to be about outwitted the xeno anyway. Hiding and waiting gets you killed mostly. You fight Androids with handguns, bolt guns, and EMP. You fight Xenos and facehuggers with boobytraps and flamethrowers. It has to be later in the game or it's too easy and loses the scary factor.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You can fight, but only later in the game. It's supposed to be about outwitted the xeno anyway. Hiding and waiting gets you killed mostly. You fight Androids with handguns, bolt guns, and EMP. You fight Xenos and facehuggers with boobytraps and flamethrowers. It has to be later in the game or it's too easy and loses the scary factor.

            You can just scare the alien away not kill it. The game loses serious scary tension about 50% of the way through after you vent the first alien and then it just becomes a basic stealth action game as you will have worked out the aliens behaviour by that point anyway. Decent game but too milked.

            All of the dogshit in this genre makes the first AVP movie look good and that awful 2010 console game seem goty.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The game loses serious scary tension while installing it when you realize it's just a videogame and nothing on the screen will be able to hurt you. Intelligent players understand this, don't sperg out about trivial things, and just enjoy the fricking game. The game is still plenty scary the entire way through and you can make it harder if you want by taking away your resources. There's no way to perpetually keep the alien unknown and super hard, keep the player from ever figuring things out or understanding what needs to be done after dozens of encounters, or keep the game fun if the xeno can just immediately kill you. You're asking for moron shit and no one would enjoy the game, which was amazingly fun as it is. If you stopped having fun after a certain point then go play something else, no one cares.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure why you felt the need to give me an essay fellating the game. I made no requests, demands or autistic suggestions that should be capitulated to, I enjoyed it, it's just slightly too simple for how long the narrative is dragged out with "and there's another alien". Go and touch some grass. I bet you liked prometheus & covenant too you homosexual.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              go play modern warfare, it's more to your speed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aliens would have been better if all the marines were wiped out early in the movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, its shit, because i don't want another daughter-mother story, its a franchise about xenomorphs-aliens-robots in space, not about some bloodline

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the ironic thing about your post is that the game is actually about xenomorphs-androids and it's shittier for it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            never played the game, i am not into cuck hiding simulators

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The ACKolyte thread is next door, cuckmoron.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >xenomorphs-androids
            >it's shittier for it
            You're becoming hysterical

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              While I understand they had nothing interesting to do to drag their game out to the length it was, that doesn't mean it was good. Any razzle the game had is lost after about 5 hours, if you play it on anything other than the hardest difficulty you're moronic too. I suspect you are the same guy autisticly defending this game throughout the whole thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up ridleygay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except this b***h has a big diaper on unlike Ripley. While Ripley couldn't afford to shit herself, this diaper wearing b***h can shit herself all day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The highschool play

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's everything made nowadays. HEY PIGS MEMBERRY THIS AND THAT THING?! IT'S THIS AND THAT THING!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Films cost too much money to take real risks on these days, investors want a return, it's the same for vidya if you play games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much confirmed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, Full Metal Jacket.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a thing from my childhood but gay and lame? Nice!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So just your childhood. Boom.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think 'going back to it's roots' idea with alien is kind of boring/predictable and has been done before anyway. If they are just essentially remaking the original but worse then what is the point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not going back to roots, moron. It's continuing with what Alien ALWAYS was. Prometheus/Covenant are not Alien. That are Ridley's trash androidslop and angry-creator crap that he slapped an Alien label onto just to force asses in theater seats. It was very obvious and very much why they failed. Now his stupid ass can't stop real Alien movies from being made.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        m8 shut the frick up aliens, literally the second film in the franchise is dramatically different to the first film in every way. The other films are all trash and obviously not are whats being imitated. So how is this not them going back to their roots? Do you really think they're thematically following on from alien resurrection? There is no real alien 'franchise' with thematic consistency. Theres the first film, aliens and thats it. They arent copying Aliens here they're mimmicking the tone and style of the first film. Tl;dr you're a moron.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin love badass sci fi chicks

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that John Conner?
    Are they making another terminator movie again?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE REMEMBER ALIENS
    DUDE REMEMBER THE 80s WHEN ENTERTAINMENT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
    WELL WE'RE RECAPTURING THAT EXCEPT MAKING IT SLIGHTLY WORSE
    SEE OUR MOVIE!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why not just make a movie set on the alien homeworld with marines tasked with exterminating a hive and bringing back a specimen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's not interesting nor scary. Just making up a bunch of fan fiction lore creating a generic monster world where they're all beasts roaming around likely guided by some stupid King/Emperor Xeno. Send in a bunch of random marine mooks all with generic call of duty stereotype personalities, the generic storyline where they strut in with overconfidence and joking, things go wrong, they have to shoot their way out and mostly die, blah blah. Let's get some actual creative people working on a long story arc with interesting characters and an interesting direction to take the creature instead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with the Alien franchise (post-Aliens) is its static monogamy to the Xenomorph above all else. And I'm ignoring Prometheus because Ridley was more interested in playing Hubbard to New Age mythology than in IP progress and Interstellar daylighting is anathema to Alien.

      A new Alien should carefully steer into the nightmarish scale implied by Space Jockeys. Fricking rip off Rendezvous with Rama with a dauntingly vast interior of spatial intimidation and unknown creation then introduce new non-Xeno bio-threats or synthetic terror. The problem with Rama, cinematically, is its lack of alien conflict which is why it hasn't been made. Nb4 Blade Rama 2049. And of course the Xenomorph still figures in.

      Fede and Hawley both fetishize IP's tunnel hallway claustrophobia and that is what has suffocated the property. Although Hawley has set his series mostly on Earth and is a superior aesthete to Fede's muppet babies vision.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A new Alien should carefully steer into the nightmarish scale implied by Space Jockeys. Fricking rip off Rendezvous with Rama with a dauntingly vast interior of spatial intimidation and unknown creation then introduce new non-Xeno bio-threats or synthetic terror.

        Well said, anon. Fricking A! Although i love A3 and A4 have a special place in my heart, since it delves into another level, expanding the dimension of the bio-threats, stepping forwards in the direction of the new unknow horrors. Also A4 have an incredible score (almost as good as the snes game one, by steve collet).

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if not an actual tough woman but someone from the demographic we want to sell it to? We already have the straight white audience so why not?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    everything from both predator and alien franchises after AVP2 on PC has been dogshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only watching romulus because of the sheer amount of alien fellatio.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the sheer autistic focus they've put on le giger sexual implications look hes suckin the facehuggers dick!!!! was enough for me to know this movie is going to suck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Movies are products and not art anymore, expecting anything from them or getting investing is an exercise in misery. You watch it for the Alien carnage and blowjobs and nothing more.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Movies are products and not art anymore

          Movies were never art.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes i have been hyper aware of this for some time

          whenever the radio plays at work i often identify the latest "artist" sucking satans wiener playing a song that sounds like a calculated rip of 3 different hits from the bygone era

          i say we nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She looks ridiculous carrying that gun. In fact, the whole cast looks bad, way too young, all looks like models that have never worked a job in their lives. The setting is alright, but I seriously see no reason to watch this. It will add nothing new and just rehash the original movies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hot girl with gun
      Betty Gelpin from The Hunt would be kino and the only recent example of doing this right

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a 4'11 child fighting an alien killing machine
    okay

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just show me the pits you tease

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Bettie Bondage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not ugly enough, no shitty tattoos slathered over her either

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the tall zoomer actresses?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ALEN-006 - The Boyish Fitness Instructor From LV-426 Drives Me Crazy With His Top! Effortlessly Falling Into The Xeno Swamp. 4 Shots.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    from this one picture I can tell that this show is going to be fricking unwatchable
    thanks for saving me the time, it would have sucked to download this only to learn it's unwatchable about 30 second in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares you freak

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kino incoming

    I think you mean FAT JUICY BUTT incoming op.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In small panties with a thick bush? BASED!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        f.y.i. never used the word based in all caps unless its ironically. Using 'based' in all caps unironically makes you like like a shill. I'm personally not a shill and I'm looking forward to seeing plenty from behind angle butt shots as she runs from facehuggers. Also the rule 47 from this movie will be god tier.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          there's going to be so many facehuggers in this movie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Xenomorph needs wheels
            ha ha ha ha what stupid creature

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Is this from one of the really old movies? I mean why not just CGI it?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's literally from this movie. And there will be plenty of cgi, but Fede wants to make a lot of it practical as well to make fans happy. I think it will look fine.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Autistbro you need to chill. Do your breathing exercises.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a CW show. pass.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, this is the kino they took from us in favour of more jump scare shlok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about.

      The "Prometheus-verse" was a complete narrative failure. Ridley can't write. He can only adapt.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. It would have been far better for both stories if Ridley had never tried to force it to connect to Alien for no reason.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Prometheus at least had some interesting points to develop in future films but the fricking fans cant live without thinking about the first alien movie 24/7 so they had to change the plot to fit that annoying fanbase

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but the fricking fans cant live without thinking about the first alien movie 24/7 so they had to change the plot to fit that annoying fanbase

          This is the most bizzare take I have seen in days. Completely bizzare.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dabid homosexual is trying various brands of copium at the moment. The issue is ridleys shittiness is terminal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about.

      The "Prometheus-verse" was a complete narrative failure. Ridley can't write. He can only adapt.

      This. It would have been far better for both stories if Ridley had never tried to force it to connect to Alien for no reason.

      No, Ridley took away Blomkamp and Biehn's Alien homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Ridley took away Blomkamp

        Rightfully so, this hack doesn't deserve to lay his dirty Black person stained hands on any of the great things of the past, he would have ruined it into the ground. Look at what was in Blomcramp plot

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's an ok explanation for the space jockey looking like he's fused to the ship.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i don't need 'explanation', i don't need your or blompump fanfiction theory becoming the cannon, i don't need it to be like in star wars, when they make entire movie to explain some off-hand throw away line from the originals

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              People obsessed with canon need a swift kick in the balls. Each movie is a cinematic exercise.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >i don't need it to be like in star wars
              Well it's not, because the mystery of the space jockey being fused to the ship has been questioned since day one because it was made to be questioned, while autistic SWgays were making stupid shit up about random background characters running with an ice cream maker.

              If they had put a huge focus on explaining how the company handles bonus situations THEN it would have been like star wars.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >smol
    >strong neck
    >chunky arms
    i approve.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rehashing the most boring film of the franchise
    >again
    lame. should have given us avp3 or more space marine kino. everyone knows the latter is why the series became so iconic, not slasher in space..

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Babe wake up, there's more alien slop to consooom

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her arms are so fricking fat. Would it kill her to curl a dumbbell once in a while.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she's a scavenger, not an action heroine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sex

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >propane tank
        that's worst than an axe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't have explosives on his ship
          ngmi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A fat ugly non offensive looking (ie not allowed to be sexy) woman who looks like the Walmart brand Ripley doing a copy of alien/aliens but clearly done on the cheap

        Wtf happened to finishing nut job robot boys story???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she's a scavenger, not an action heroine

      doughty tv couch arms

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stop worshiping women u pathetic fricks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop hating women u pathetic incel

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yea i dont think so

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stop saying kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Quinoa.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    luv me sum alium

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shitty director
    >A female lead who looks even more out of place as a tough protagonist than Winona Ryder in Aliens 4
    >Diversity diversity diversity...
    Yeah, no, I'll rewatch the first two some time instead

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would be kino if the aliens kill the entire crew and movie ends with 0 hook for a sequel.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >teens vs. the alien
    not interested.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the GOAT alien protagonist coming through

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, I loved her teaming up with the Predator.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >be Elder Predator
        >have pawned over 9000 kweenz
        >let a youngblood inside your ship without having doctors to scan him first just in case

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that movie blows but damn, man your average viewer really is dumb

          it was frickin intentional man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        AvP1 is the only good Alien film besides Alien/Aliens.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One BBC adDICKted white girl please!

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do they look like highschool kids

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all we need of Cailee is the bush scene,she can die after it

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DALLAS IT'S IN THERE
    DALLAS GET OUT OF THERE NOW
    DALLAS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*uppies*

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the trailer showed me the whole movie, hopefully it's got some connection to Prometheus and Covenant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      breasts, that is all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how they CG'd out her nipples in all the trailers and tv spots when she's in the tank top. They're very obvious in the movie.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >disney alien
    when you think it can't become worse

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Surely THIS is going to be the sequel/reboot/remake that finally saves movie theatres.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch if there's no sex scenes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HES SUCKIN THE FACEHUGGERS DICK BRO!!!!!

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The marketing is showing too much focus on facehuggers. They've never really been cool or interesting, and are rather actually kind of gross, so that worries me. I just want the alien.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're like walking worn out veganas with penises that come out from them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All those facehuggers and those redshirts in the trailer are just fodder

      That means Cailee and the android Black are going to gun down as many xenomorphs despite not being a Colonial Marine or Ripley

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I allow them to use a female protag this one last time. After this movie they better show us a male lead.

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