Kino incoming. Who's ready for namor to flood those wakanda fricking shits

Kino incoming
Who's ready for namor to flood those wakanda fricking shits

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is this movie magic mexicans vs techno-blacks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would white people make them do this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Hispanic. Deus Vult.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to be behind Greta, if you know what i mean.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is that a crime?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic namor
      name a worse fricking timeline

      I don't mind him being latin but as

      the depths is peak namor but I didn't mind the vampire look either
      mcu version looks a bit too realistic/pedestrian

      said he just looks like an average guy. At least Momoa is ripped and LOOKS like a god of the ocean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he's supposed to be pretty yoked
        kind of ironic how they make all these costumed actors work out but the one guy known for being shirtless looks average

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they're always bigger in the source material
          so far the closest has been hemsworth and he's been on gear for 10+ years now, plus he had a hulk hogan biopic to shoot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he's supposed to be pretty yoked
        kind of ironic how they make all these costumed actors work out but the one guy known for being shirtless looks average

        I love how mcu isnt gay enough for you homosexuals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about de money. It is about powah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty kino 2bh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alien vs predator: equality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      atlanteans also have big tech
      idk what the sub-mayamans will have tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They will almost certainly team up against the racist Doom, unless my worst nightmare comes true and they lean really heavily into Doom being a gypsy and cast some lightskin nog or pajeet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hispanic namor
    name a worse fricking timeline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Hispanic namor
      So americans can better Identify with the character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a fricking poojeet
      Almost got baited by fan edit pic rel, luke evans in it might have been worth it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that black panther

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only seeing Kevin Spacey holding up his next twink victim. #notmynamor

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And then do they unite though their resentment against whitey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying doom will be white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking the new big bad won't be a white male.
      Oh my sweet summer child.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can Marvel not get anything right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Namor has looked human for ages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like anything mexican aztec shit because AoE2 and Tomb raider.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I like this because it looks like something else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the depths is peak namor but I didn't mind the vampire look either
      mcu version looks a bit too realistic/pedestrian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Namor is basically Spock in appearance. Just needed a guy with a similar look.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a muscular zachary quinto shouldve done the job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop pretending not-spock was a good design

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yawn

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why even bother making this guy Namor if they were gonna abandon his look and Atlantis altogether and make it underwater El Dorado? Namor isn't even an Aztec name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Namor isn't even an Aztec name.
      Prove it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope darkie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ApocaBlack

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets offscreened to death
    Oof

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD GO TO 1:08

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEY FLY NOW?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can someone do the triple air jumps he does?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah...

    just like with Wachudna Forevah and that absolute dogshit Black Adam...

    will not be watching it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black leader dies
    >immediately starts a war with the Mexicans

    What did Kevin Feige mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Atlanteans starting the war moron, they're like underwater elves, xenophobic as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atlanteans? Is that cartel?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny because blacks cant swim. Should explain how tchala dies

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't much care for this flick, but I do appreciate how much Letitia Wright's promotion to Black Panther has redditors seething because she holds opinions they don't like

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even tell who the main character is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't even tell who the main character is.
      Neither can Disney because this movie was pieced together without the lead character being available.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >main character actor dies
      >oh well, time for the sister character to step up like in the comics

      >sister character actor refuses the vax, then gets """injured""" during filming
      >oh well, time to bring in Namor

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take your shitty movie and get out shill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're laughing at it moron

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would have been the right thing to do when the actor of a main character dies?
    Like imagine if Evans died while infinity war was in preproduction, should they have recast him or done a small tribute to him in the movie and had sam or bucky take over earlier than planned?
    Or scrap the whole thing all together which lets be honest, disney would never do.

    Maybe a better comparison would have been if benidict cumberbatch died in the preplanning of strange 2, since he was already included in the grander mcu like tchalla was in infinitywar/endgame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it depends on how much the actor shot up until their death. terry gilliam handled it well with heath ledger and the imaginarium of dr. parnassus by using what ledger shot and then recasting him with multiple different actors to serve the narrative. while it wasn't the best movie, it was a fantastic way to honor the performance that was given yet still salvage the plot in a whimsical, engaging, and poignant way.

      with disney specifically, they've been wildly inconsistent with this sort of thing. invariably they'll end up doing whatever satisfies the contracts and makes them the most money. boseman was a good actor and deserves better than to be used as a prop to conjure up george floyd 2020 imagery for a superhero movie trailer. it's an odd choice to have the audience experience the feelings of grief and loss vicariously through the characters, very manipulative and duplicitous. how can you give what is basically a memorial to a real human being a bad review? whatever the answer to your question is, it certainly isn't what is going on here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think politics played heavily into their decision to making BP2 work. They NEEDED it to come out, but they lost their MC, so they somehow had to figure out a way to push it out while still appeasing the blacks.
        If it happened to cumberbatch I think they would have just scrapped strange 2 entirely and made a wanda movie instead with wong cameo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They handled Chadwick correctly. This is just a middle movie, shuri and whoever will be the "black panther" for this movie but they're introducing tchallas son (also named tchalla) at the end so we still get t'challa black panther, without a recast

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just wait 16 years time skip for a new male black panther
        coulda just made my homie mu'baku black panther

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just recreate them using cgi
      Disney does it all the time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You need the dead person's family's permission to do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          which means they easily could have done it, they were just to cheap to do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what they would've done for Better Call Saul had Bob Odenkirk died, because the dude was close and they were really close to the finale, but also in the climax

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they fix the vfx for this one... that train fight in bp1 was garbage
    idc that there is a female black panther, its been done in the comics and what else are they gonna do when the other good option literally died in the last movie as the antagonist
    if the sister does terribly then they can probably bring warmonger to be bp in the future like post secret war

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Namor screaming "ay, me vengo!" as he floods the city
    What the hell, Coogler?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hope namor teams up with doom by the end and we see him in his proper armor silhouette
    hes always got big shoulderpads or a vest with puffy collars
    a trident upgrade would be good too

    i think a suit upgrade is likely since the current Hispanic namor is dressed more in like with namors original look with the vambraces and green undies

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kukulkan
    So he's Mayan, not Aztec

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grace Randolph told me that success of Black Panther is main reason why we have so many BLM movies and blackwashed characters these days so I'm not going to watch your gay movie even if you pay me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > why we have so many BLM movies
      What the frick is a "BLM" movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bacon, Lettuce, Mayonnaise movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bureau of Land Management

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We had all that garbage before but you still shouldn't see this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How? Black Panther is black in the source material. If they're trying to chase the success of Black Panther need to adapt original characters

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who plays Doom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scoopers' are saying Ryan gosling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cap

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can accept a movie with black people

    but a woman lead? no, thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry they couldn't get Denzel Washington's dad bod to fit in that skintight onesie, Columbo.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally no hype
    black bros.... I don't feel so alright

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Everett must be rolling over in his grave

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aztec were conquered by about 100 Spanish dudes. Is Black Panther going to be the franchise where the losers of history are shown to be badass and more advanced than everyone else? Who will the next enemy be? Aboriginals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well, xmen incoming. So gateway could be the next Chuck X.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really, this is the perfect match-up for Black Panther
    The African King Vs a guy who can swim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We can swim now?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vs a guy who can swim

      But I thought that the power of drowning is what made black people strong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Chad slave that eventually overthrew their masters
        vs
        >the virigin drowners that died like a b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But his ancestors did not jump to the water, they all lived in Wakanda... which was his whole damn motivation, wasn't it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          his "Metaphorical" ancestors who are african American
          i guess once you live in a country long enough, you get to call that countries people your ancestors
          maybe that's why blacks in Norway keep saying vikings were their ancestors

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why so many dislikes?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The villain has wing shoes and a spear

    Don't they have guns in Wakanda?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They actually do not have guns in Wakanda. They have only shown some plasma cannon looking things. To be fair, the spear can shoot plasma too.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baywatch Zac Efron would have been the fricking perfect Namor and instead we get this FUUUCK

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit
    >kino
    kys zoomer

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why he looks so fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To appeal to the fat mexican crowds that line up to see this horseshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to see it. I'm fat as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peak mexican form, its all muscle.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Myan Aztec loloololololololool Atlantis is alien.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately do not understand what this movie is supposed to be about. It's weird because I like the trailer as a standalone piece of editing, but it's terrible at its purpose. Also the queen is a b***h. Like she's the only one who has ever lost family. Imagine how many people died while the Black Panthers were ignoring technology for the tribal ritual of wearing a skin-tight suit with untrimmed nails instead of using a fricking gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the movie is about namor attacking wakanda because doom does some shit in atlantis but frames wakanda
      also there is a passing of the mantle of BP since bossman died

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best was to write black Panter out of the mcu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you lose family, 2 members in a close time period, it can feel like your world is falling apart and nothing else matters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Understandable, although it is at minimum a seven year gap. Also she says "her entire family is gone" but her daughter, Shuri, is still alive. I'm increasingly confused.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kukulkan
    kukulkan is a god not the name of a king or emperor, the god of wind and wisdom who abolished human sacrifices among the Aztecs and Mayans, he was also described even before the spanish arrived as a white man with beard, natives don't grow beards, so this is why instead of killing the spanish on sight they took them to their capital city as gods, just after a couple of days they realized they were gods and the spanish had to escape, the yellow fever killed the huge majority of natives out of their contact with the spanish making it extremely easy to conquer, also because christianity is far better than any native religion and conversion was high among them

    the word for king in aztec (nahuatl) is Tlatuani, idk how it is is said in mayan (quiche) but I am sure it is not kukulkan, black americans are americans first after all and they commit the same moronic decisions as american directors in the past

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kukulkan is a god not the name of a king or emperor
      Thats what they said in the trailer, the mayan god also took human form to walk among mortals, the tlalocans think Namor is Kukulkan reborn because of his mutant wings.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the colour grading look like a Jordan Peele film? It's quite unpleasant, particularly for a theme park ride.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally apeshit

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest threat to a nation of black people is a bunch of guys who can swim
    rly makes u think

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous (she/her)

    Black ironman
    Black captain American
    Black female panther
    Asian bbc poster kungfu master
    Latin fishman
    Shehulk
    Muslim captain marvel
    Hispanic moonman
    Big bad Kang black Villain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic moonman
      Both the characterand the actor are israelites

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the gayest hero aquaman and niggest hero black panther in a make a wish black power-fantasy
    what could possibly go wrong?
    me and my bros watched the first movie open minded and were witness to the worst movie ever made. if you like the movie you have to actually be moronic.
    it has literally nothing going for it.
    an absolute disaster.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit seething over the main actress being antivax
    This is /our movie/, remember to buy 3 tickets and ensure the actress making into another sequel

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    25% different

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to see hispanics vs blacks just go to LA

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 not diverse enough

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk vs. Shitskins: The Movie

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