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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i achieve that bod?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lift heavy and don’t care about what you eat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the only person Sam's beat up so far is a little girl
        he's a pussy larper like Jack Murphy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and he beat that pussy too, not to mention her fartbox

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Racism and testosterone supplements

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eat whatever you want and preferably in excess of your TDEE. do a compound strength routine & do TRT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LIFT EAT SLEEP
      that's literally it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THINK IT! DREAM IT! DO IT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roids unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SS + GOMAD + 1488

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mainline Super Male Vitality straight into your dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke weed, eat shitty stoner food and lift like you are in prison yard

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else sick of seeing this guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched some of his recent comedy and it sucked
      Charls and the other guy were the real brains behind MDE I'm guessing, Sam is just a homosexual grifter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kino hair

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope manlet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he looks like an AIDs-ridden baron from hundreds of years ago. idk if i like it or not

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he probably smells like one too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Balding cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              chad embrace

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hi charls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is this Black person ever going to hop on the minox or is he just going to let it go

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is this the guy from the gif where he's smoking weed and laughing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DIOS MIOS…

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol Chuck did IVF? No way he had twins naturally

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          charls won

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Became a traitor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          EL AMERICANO DE LAS AMERICAS

          que dios te perdone charls, trajiste el goblino hacia la tierra

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          those kids got them arab bug eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Charls called this shit out, he knows what's up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why is he sperging about Cumtown?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’s a spiteful little fricker with no career that’s why

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the kids already look done with life

          i'd be too if I saw I had these hairline genes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What happened to you, hangman?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Charls is mentally unstable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So is sam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sam openly admits that charls was the most talented one. he wrote most of the classic sketches and basically set the tone for MDE. he was also a Cinemaphilegay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of his recent comedy is with Nick AKA "the other guy" for a year now, so no, you didn't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's talking about Andrew ruse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly tired as well. Its his weird wigger interns making these threads btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his weird wigger interns making these threads btw
        stay mad b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cuz I knoW yall be LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely am. Also I’m trans btw if that matters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i’m trans
        not for long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone else sick of seeing this guy?
      on Cinemaphile? yeah the sam hyde spam is kinda annoying
      his videos? obviously they're nowhere near as good as world peace and before that, but I've been enjoying some of his stuff more lately. also nice that he has nick in videos more often

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sam paying bicflame420 to viral here so much has probably done significant harm to his viewership. its content so bad you have to beg people to watch it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What makes this thread on topic anyway?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is just an interesting person to pay attention to over the years because of his metamorphosis. I like that he's turned himself into a physical body that could destroy 95% of his enemies

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt Charls come on Sams podcast or appear in any of his skits anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      World peace ended their friendship. I think Sam really fricked it up for everyone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn that sucks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doubtful. They would have cancelled that show just off of shit MDE did years before WP was ever a thing.
        And without sam there never would have been WP so it’s moronic to take the position that he fricked it up.
        What fricked it up was Trumps election. People much funnier than Sam, Charls, and Nick lost their shows including Louis CK and Rosanne Barr.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Louis CK and Rosanne Barr.
          >funnier than Sam and Charls
          Are you literallly a woman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Louis is objectively funnier and more talented than Sam, and I like Sam. You'd have to be a zoomer to think otherwise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              boring normalgay trash
              piss off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sam Hyde is super seekrit edgy comedy, normalgays get out
                lmao, fricking AV Club profiled MDE like a decade ago, zoomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >louie
                >boring normalgay trash
                lmao frick off shitskin twitter tourist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                normalgay trash
                Literally yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Zoom zoom

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. never watched Louis’ show

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the video that pic came from?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday is arms day

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lil shitpost is a decent editor, I'm glad Sam hired the guy. Sam's home made edits are fricking shit. Also Sam Seriously needs a script for his skits he can't keep improv screaming and breaking shit forever. World peace was hilarious because it was the closest you could get to a live action Xavier: Renegade angel live across show mixed with Wint from twitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were a bunch of Sam Hyde fan account on YouTube. Sam owned like 3, and then hired the account that made the most views and best edits; which was named lil shitpost.

        Like what everyone else said. Sam can edit his own clips. And he lost the quality he had before because his crew split. Now he's a one man act trying to rebuild a team.

        Xavier: Renegade angel is the greatest show on television but you need to be 150 IQ to understand with the humour of 98 IQ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Xavier: Renegade angel
          >reddit spacing
          Begone cancer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lil shitpost
      I hope he dies for that name alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incomprehensible, touch grass

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of his videos now are just boring but he used to be really funny tbh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cage match between this guy and tim heidecker would be dimes

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    beast of a peach b

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the best Sam Hyde movies

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm on the phone with a Mr. Mbutu from the Gambian consulate right now. Your ass is grass.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is such a unfunny homosexual cringe lord

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, but the epic meal time series where he trains harley is pretty kino

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    well you do now karma doesn't act upon this life right? it determines your next life. i don't know what you would be in the next life, but i think the idea is if your shirk the opportunity of enlightenment, which you get by being human, you get kind of downgraded to a lower life-form based on the shit you did.

    but anyway the fact you described it as 'his brain mixing into the mud, dyeing it auburn' makes me think the image is deeply imprinted into your subconscious, and you probably punish yourself for it in various ways.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used to be so funny before he turned into a boring grifter tbh anons

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Well the Hindu/Buddhist conceive Karma to be something payed through reincarnations. Like, you screwed up this life, in your next life you’re gonna be a worm or something

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a sign he's going to fight that commie homosexual Hassan?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam, tell your interns to stop posting about you please. Most of Cinemaphile thinks youre a homosexual

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Great prank, right?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sam has never been to a place like that nor would he ever go there.
    it would be a fricking massacre, hassan would be forced to go there and stop him using his full power

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will he fight alex jones?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >go to africa to kill someone
    >get bizarre 3rd world disease unknown to American doctors and waste away slowly as they struggle to find a diagnosis
    Yeah nah you could just go to St Louis or Baltimore or something. They will literally never solve a murder without a motive if the case goes cold. If you can avoid apprehension for 48 hours you’d basically good.
    They’d probably just arrest the first person they could find who knew the victim and had a criminal record.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    comedy mogged by nick mullen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mullen was on the PGL with Shane Gillis last month and was too much of a pussy to show his face and asked Sam not to name him when it was extremely obvious it was Mullen, and then Sam outed him anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yea that was gay but it doesn't change the fact mullen is much funnier than sam.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and Matt and Shane are the funniest people currently breathing. Rocheforte is pretty fricking good though. Don't really care about Mullen. His podcast sucks and being an insightful comedian is gay, he would call himself gay.
          >tfw 6 hours of new PGL content to watch
          god damn time flies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and Matt and Shane are the funniest people currently breathing
            I've heard good things, do you know any funny bits of theirs?
            >being an insightful comedian is gay
            but that's not his schtick at all, what are you on about?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >do you know any funny bits of theirs?

              ?t=853

              ?t=719
              this whole episode

              that channel has the whole 'cast in a playlist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Wedge is a pretty good episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGa2XrEsrYM
              Also Tokyo Partners is a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sEGVVB6JI

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shane has a special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUpf1Vx0vs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the special is good but I never really got much out of the podcast, always thought cumtown was much funnier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you're moronic and gay bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry nig mullen mogs all your favorite funny men bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sam, Shane and Nick are all friends, Shane got hired on SNL and Matt McCusker is the funniest dude out of all of their peripheral crews. You're literally a gay moron who doesn't care about actually laughing at things. Because you're a gay moron. Shane's special is just stuff from his podcast refined for a normalgay audience without Matt's wild shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sam, Shane and Nick are all friends
                never said otherwise dummy, just said nick is the funniest of the three (shane comes close though). dont get your pussy wet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not and McCusker is the funniest anyway. You're literally doing exactly what you're accusing me of doing
                >I don't know what all of this "Shane and Matthews whispered podcast is but I know the Mulldog is the best!"
                K bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                been listening to the bits you posted and it's not doing much for me bro, i think nick is the funniest with shane being a close second. don't get so emotional about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That sucks man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's true that Nick has higher highs than Matt and Shane, but at this point MSSP has been consistently better than Cum Town for two, maybe three years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was disappointing that Mullen didn't really contribute. He was talking about having Sam on years ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People forget that Nick is a total fricking loser who got insanely lucky. If it weren’t for him being friends with Will Menaker he probably would have been a GameStop manager for the last 5 years or killed himself by now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather that than a silver spoon upbringing like Hyde. His life advice shit always comes off as laughable because of this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >His life advice shit
              I don't know why he does this. It's not funny, it's rarely insightful based on the reason you stated, and furthermore who wants to take advice from an entertainer who is actively trying to turn himself into an ogre?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s not relevant to the conversation. Point is nick is a massive flake and a sperg and the ONLY reason he’s successful is because he somehow managed to force himself to work 2 hours a week and knew Will from Chapo which gave him a horde of paypigs who don’t even listen and think donating to podcasts on patreon is “doing socialism”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s not relevant to the conversation.
                you were the one to bring up their pasts like a gossiping gay, not me. if it's success we're talking about then I doubt sam gets anywhere where he is without his daddies trust fund.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how can someone younger than me look so much worse, let me guess, either israelite-netics or "its comedy xD"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's 37. If you're older than him and you still come to this shithole you should have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he did it on purpose as a joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He said that at that time he had Mono and went down to like 170lbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said that at that time he had Mono and went down to like 170lbs.

      He wants to look like a rock golem

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moron look at Chicago. Like 30% of murders go unsolved while the person who did it is literally rapping about it in a song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Haiti or Jamaica

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jesus man stop linking this shit, im finna act up no cap.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally yes

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    CIA monitor Sam Hyde threads

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >talks about how much he hates pedos but uses his eceleb status to frick underage fan girls and do weird BDSM shit with them like break their nose, degenerate
    >rich from crypto but pretends to be broke to grift his fans
    >tells his fans to not get any hobbies and work a shitty trade 18 hours a day to afford his paywall shit
    >stole all his material from Cinemaphile/autoadmit/mypostingcareer humor and never got any new material, it’s always "dude I am a millennial that thought I could be anything so I went to art school, lol, everything is pozzed, ahahahaa" with no other jokes
    >injects himself with steroids but only made himself bald and look like a fat bloated israelite, how the frick do you inject steroids and look like you have no muscle mass whatsoever because you are fat and never go to the gym

    Dude is a massive sociopathic homosexual grifting his moronic fans, all the old MDE fans moved on and the only people remaining are literal zoomer teenagers from youtube that spout Cinemaphile memes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about off topic posts
    >seething about "he used to be funny"
    >seething troony schizo
    >seething pedo schizo
    >seething about life advice videos
    >seething about the zoomer interns
    these threads never get old. threadly reminder: i am subscribed to his gumroad and your impotent rage posts only make this man funnier in my eyes and the subscription all the more valuable. suck shit nerds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and samepilled. I didn't sub until he had Nick on full time though. Out of the entire weird orbital crew of CumTown, MDE, MSSpodcast and Tim Dillon is Going to Hell, the cohosts of the latter three shows ended up being the funniest
      >Matt McCusker
      >Nick Rocheforte
      >Ray Kump
      are the three funniest guys out of the whole bunch, and they share the qualities of giving up on being a stand up or otherwise comedian as a full time gig, and not giving a single frick about what they say.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i enjoyed the early PGLs with the zoomers as well and frankly wish he would do more episodes with them as well as the nick episodes. the PGL eps are pretty easy content for him, would like to see him pump out more of them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Joey is raw kino and the episode where they made Julian eat all of the shitty chinese Amazon food while Nick made fun of him was great. They need to do a sequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >im a proud paypig

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >$5 a month is an amount of money worth thinking about
        extremely embarrassing for you to admit this publicly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's embarrassing to throw any of these gays a dime. donating to streamers tier, but you keep at it proud paypig

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            keep seething lmao

            Yeah, Joey is raw kino and the episode where they made Julian eat all of the shitty chinese amazon food while Nick made fun of him was great. They need to do a sequel

            joey is easily the best zoomer

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >keep seething lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >im not seething y-you're seething
                lol
                lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You should check out Ray Kump's podcast. I just started from episode 1 after I exhausted Tim Dillon's stuff. That dude really made the show, all the episodes he was Tim's cohost are paywalled now which is fricking gaaaayyyy. Tim kinda sucks these days, but the patreon is worth paying for long enough to listen to the ~120 episodes with Ray. Ray solo when he was just starting out is also much better than Tim's shit has been for the last like, almost two years now. Its interesting to see how these things work and how the guy who didn't end up pursuing a career in comedy is almost always funnier than their Professional Comedian friend

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >female cohosts
                i actually looked it up. give me one (1) good reason i should listen to a woman recreationally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >start from episode 1
                I don't know when he brings Lucy in, it's just him solo for dozens of episodes

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Why were these posts deleted?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Check the archive was just a guy trying to derail the thread because it's Sam Hyde.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a manlet lmao

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the puerto rican rattlesnake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is exquisite b8, here's your (you)

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be nice to me kino fresh new

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >janny has marked the thread for destruction
    why are they all such hateful nasty troons

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