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Possibly the most overdone story in movie history. Why not Wolfman, invisible man, Jekyll and Hyde? Anything.
frankenchud is an incel icon, and by the locations it looks like they'll stick to the source material
>why make a movie about popular thing?
>make a movie about unpopular thing!
Fine if you want to make slop I guess, just use the most popular thing you possibly can so people will go to your movie just for the name and keep beating that dead horse. I guess that's what you want movies to be.
have you read frankenstein? like the other anon said, most movies don't follow the book at all, this one will
Sure i'd love an adaptation of jekyll and hyde, it is one of my favorite books, but i'm not gonna be mad that del toro is making frankenstein
Fair nough
>most movies don't follow the book at all, this one will
lol can't wait for the bit where everyone goes insane because ole franky's monster is so ugly!
You old go insane if a 2,5 meters tall corpse started talking to you in FRENCH
is it 2 or 5?
Actually looking forward to this. Great cast and his style fits the story
The vast majority of adaptations don’t even follow the original book, this one will
Wolfman already had the best remake possible, the other del Taco was great in it, Invisible Man is too perfect and doesn’t ever need a remake, Jekyll and Hyde could use one but current, uh, politics, mean that shouldn’t happen for a while. I think del Toro can do a decent job with Frankenstein, though it’s painful seeing that Arctic setting and knowing we’ll never get Mountains of Madness.
del Toro is hit or miss
Nah he'll nail it, monsters are his element
No, recently he keeps turning them into wypipo bad shit.
All of this movies for years now have been wokeslop, you homosexual.
Like which ones?
>now
Tell me one that isn't
What about Pans Labyrinth was woke to you
This board is so fricking dumb
>entire message of the movie is right wing white men = bad
From Del Turdo himself
these freaks with non-anglo names just get a pass on pretending they aren't also just europeans. Del Toro is probably 99% european and hides it behind beardfat
Hellboy, Pacific Rim and Mimic.
Andrew Garfield doesn’t fit at all. Film is gonna flop because he is a boring israelite.
Let's see if Christoph Waltz plays something other than a sophisticated effete
Nightmare Alley was excellent. I'm very excited.
What is the carbon footprint of carting this fat frick around the world
Del torito should make a movie about the island of dr moreau full of hot furries
I'm sure it will hit big and then immediately fade away, just like all his other movies.
I can't tell if you're saying this is a problem or not
>such a fat frick he needs a cane
Sort your fricking life out, Grilledcheesio
Will it be about a fat man who can't stop to eat?
This show was such shit outside of the sci fi alien parasite episode
kind of intrigued if this one is actually going to be faithful to the book for once
Why thr frick aren't there a ton of indie movies being made from public domain characters? I'd rather see a gritty grindhouse $5m budget movie of Frankenstein than a $200m epic esg horseshit adaptation by a director with vision and passion for the project. Also Del Toro is a shit director, he has been carried by a good cinematographer and vsx director.
>del Toro and Navarro together made some of the best fantastic realism films in Hollywood history
>apart, they both suck
Junior isn't a slasher monster, at least not the book one, he is incredibly clever, he learns french by himself in just a year, he is sneaky, he can go from switzerland to britain undetected and he only kills people because Frankenstein refuses to make him a waifu
I remember when he made Franco the bad guy in his Pan's Labyrinth. Fricking bolshevik fat frick.
I fricking hate these commie homosexuals
Anglicans are catholics. Fight me
Not in communion with the Catholic Church, but from what I've seen the protestant denomination closest to Catholicism.
Anglicans are Catholics who have no relationship with the Pope and no real reason to exist whatsoever other than monarchical politics from 500 years ago.
They're really just the English church, and everything else is flexible. Want to larp as a Catholic? Anglicans can do that? Presbyterians? Plenty of that look. Unitarians? Bet your sweet bippy you can eb that.
Unitarians are not Christian; they are either Muslims without Muhammad (old Unitarians) or batshit insane woke atheists larping as religious (Unitarian Universalists).
If it wasn't for Franco I would be living in spain and not as a refugee in the third world, frick that homie
Kek. Your grandpa do some commieshit?
probably, grand grandma never talked about it
It's insane how evil Spanish commies were. Desecrating the graves of nun and putting their corpses on display, raping nuns, etc. Just vile.
>my family did bad things
>this is francos fault!
I don't know what they did, I just know they got here on a boat, for all I know they were just afraid
Most of del Taco's works are extremely derivative of his prior ones, and not in a good way. He's no one trick pony, more like a two or three trick pony but I can't say I'm very interested in this. Never bothered with his Pinocchio either (why would I when Garrone just made one?).
Every post-Pan's Labyrinth Del Taco movie feels like you took the earlier Del Taco movies and ran them through an AI.
Guillermo del Toro has only ever made one movie worth watching. I highly doubt this will be any better than Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein.
Hellboy and Pacific Rim are both excellent. Mimic is good, shit pacing aside.
For once Del Taco backing out of a project last minute may be a good thing
No one cares about this
>It's like Frankenstein but the damsel in distress wants dat frankendick
Whoa haha Guillermo is a genius
He can probably relate being a walking septic tank.
Why Andrew Garfield? It would have been kino without him.
My bar now is: at least it's not the newer gayer spider man kid
>garfield
Might watch for him
>issac
Fricking pass, why not just cast Pedro pascal while you're at it homosexual
>mia goth
Wish this boring c**t would just fall off the face of the earth like her eyebrows did
>waltz
Pure reddit, but garfield could bail him out depending on who plays who
Isaac is much less obnoxious than Pascal.
Yeah, he killed it in Ex Machina. Miles better than Pascal and just thank god they didn’t try to shove fricking Ruffalo in.
Mia Goth is clearly Elizabeth, but I don't know who will be who, especially Waltz, maybe he will be Frankenstein's dad?
I like Isaac less since I found out he's Cuban-American
Frankenstein was the doctor's name
>Guillermo del T-
You rang the kino alarm for this?
No but I heard the scale creaking.
That was the floor
Incredible how you can see that he's out of breath and bracing for dear life after taking twenty steps outside.
He should make a movie on the Everest. Just imagine a living centipede of sherpas bringing dozens of oxigen tanks to keep him alive.
Mia goth will make a good Frankenstein I bet.