Kino of The Planet of The Apes

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    whose got the bigger dick chimps or tangs?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      apparently both have very small dicks. We're talking 2-3 inches here.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        why did humans develop big pepes?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Promiscuity

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Primate penis size is correlated with monogamy, because lesser apes are more likely to stick with one partner for life they have no need for a bigger penis

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          apparently both have very small dicks. We're talking 2-3 inches here.

          whose got the bigger dick chimps or tangs?

          Chimps have dicks similar in size to humans, orangutans smaller, gorillas smallest

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          not an evolutionary trait, more of a natural selection trait and its because women are prostitutes, even 300,000 years ago women were prostitutes.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            He's spouting a reddit meme by cuckjacks who hate normies referencing a book which compared human erect and ape flaccid penis lengths to spout your cuck fantasy. Human penises resemble polygynous and pair-bonding primate penises in shape, but multi-partner primate penises in size, so we're in a weird half way culture between these two primate mating systems
            >tldr, yes, we're bigger than gorillas (and orangutans to a lesser extent), but we're no bigger than chimps and bonobos, only possibly thicker (but need data on circumference for apes)

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nah that was argylle

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    how many of these monkey movies do we need?

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would you sacrifice a hundred chimps to cuck a gorilla from getting tanks?

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Proximus employing a human "race traitor" that is fully converted into his cause is a nice twist.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching this series after Koba died.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Koba did nothing wrong. He should have been king

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. If Humans took control again they would hunt down all apes. Caesar was the real villain.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's Magneto vs Xavier again, but it makes more sense this time because they're similar instead of one group being literal gods.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ugh another forced diversity flick. white girl and her two african american love interests she has to choose from.
    subtle, shlomo!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Noa, rightly, chooses Soona and sends the ugly human c**t packing.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the election to be over with so /misc/ tourists stop shitting up other boards.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      A. Noa is white
      B. Mae and Noa have no sexual relationship whatsoever and only have an alliance of convenience
      C.Noa resents Mae by the by the end of the film
      D. Mae literally try's to genocide the apes
      E. Mae despises apes
      F. Mae is actually pretty based and strangles the race traitor human to death

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Noa should have raped Mae and then cracked her head open with a rock

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Noa is a beta austist who is indecisive,

          Mae is pol incarnate

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    does she frick the monkeys

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      No she's actually pretty based and try's to genocide the apes

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >straight up betrays the ape MC to stick to her mission
      I'm thinking based

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >White girl front and center on half the posters
    >White girl hijacks the film and girlbosses the entire time
    >White girl goes to a clan of diverse human girls at the end to le heckin save the human race

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't the bunker humans just sell crack to apes ?

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the apes speak English btw? Orangutans are indonesians

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apes do prefer White people

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Indonesian language finally devolved so much that they just gave up and started speaking English

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Netflix adaptation would replace the gorillas with black actors.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    You just. Finna. Know.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch for ron perlman

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    do you think they actually have the balls to make a female character who won't renege on her ideology and remain shouting total ape death until the bitter end?

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why does the ape CGI look noticably worse than it did 6 years ago?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      indians
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  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Please inform yourselves

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here ya go

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