I didn't know it was almost 3 hours long until I used it to put me to sleep and I kept fricking waking up and the shit was still playing. I thought it was my imagination and just that I didn't have my bearings together but it really was long as frick.
don't get me wrong I'm going to watch it, just need to plan my day around that motherfricker.
I wouldn't mind a planned break, but I have so many fricking interruptions that I cant be happy planning any because I've already had so many unplanned ones. That's why I hardly watch anything anymore and when I do I'm proud as frick because I managed to make it through a fricking movie.
i liked it. Its trippy and weird and switches between B&W and color it has a good musical score. Its clearly racist and biased in its choice of villains but what can you expect from Netflix? As least they didn't add any wise know it all blacks.
It's not as bad as the critics made it out to be. I get it's triggering for some? But with MeToo and legit rapists in Hollywood getting outed I would have thought this would have been better received as to bring awareness the shit actresses especially back then have went through???
People romanticize Marilyn too much when it's pretty obvious she went through some shit and it wasn't all glam.
Ana put on a good performance.
Kind of dumb. They obviously made her keep her hand there the entire time so they can hide the fake dick or whatever she's sucking on, but no woman gives a blowjob like that.
during this scene she is talking to herself in her head reminding herself not to puke and psyching herself up to swallow JFKs presidential load. So yes its kino.
A concept art of Nikokado Avocado. I had to stop browsing some boards because all the homosexualry and the trannies spamming his butthole. Sad to see they are now on tv.
A naked man with his dick out entering into another naked man’s cgi penis.
How is this not considered hardcore, full penetration, gay pornography? Also why did the guy get ripped completely apart when Warwick sneezed and regrew, it should have just ripped his dick apart.
Sounds like a based and redpilled kino. Marilyn Monroe is not someone to look up to and modern roasties don't like seeing how she really was - a drug addicted prostitute.
In a lot of negative reviews, there's a lot of "wowie those cgi shots of the fetus were really weird"
I myself thought they were particularly modeled to resemble a newborn babby as much as possible for the same reason that heartbeat laws exist and a lot of feminist reviewers, even if they don't explicitly identify as such, were made very uncomfortable by such an image.
Reminds me all the angry c**ts when Hungary made a law to force women to listen to the heartbeat of the baby they're about to execute. I mean it's supposed to be "just a clump of cells" right? If the heartbeat bothers you it's because you know deep down this is infanticide, so woman-up and accept you're killing your babies.
The amount of seething by the exact people who usually praise casting choices which are way worse than this is so off the fricking charts that I honestly don't care.
Reminds me all the angry c**ts when Hungary made a law to force women to listen to the heartbeat of the baby they're about to execute. I mean it's supposed to be "just a clump of cells" right? If the heartbeat bothers you it's because you know deep down this is infanticide, so woman-up and accept you're killing your babies.
This movie is the biggest filter to date. It got enough publicity to attract a large public and immediately filters out morons of all sorts, asking people their opinion on this movie will be a question i'll ask everyone before discussing kino with them
Depends on your expectations, If you wanna see some feel-good biopic of Marylin Monroe - then no. If you wanna see a more than decent exploitation movie with a solid cinematography - then yes.
It's good cinema, one of the few examples from Hollywood in the last decade. The fact that it unambiguously shits on single motherhood, fatherlessness, abortion, and fame-seeking in showbiz is all just extra that displays boldness from the filmmakers in a culture that becomes more and more punishing of nonconformity.
is their any actual critiques of this movie that don't come from a leftist perspective? so far his movie sounds like based kino and everyone complaining is just getting filtered
The reason is to align with real life photography, which I think either isn't communicated well or is just an odd concept no one will understand except the director. Even so, how is that visually unappealing?
If only for outing the hypocrisy and fickleness of current year industry. Carping about 'muh trauma' in fake throwaway feminisms, but go apeshit once it's shown in light of a disgusting industry built on sex trafficking and exploitation of talent. Was Monroe a smooth operator in that environment? Certainly. Most of what you see and more approaches the ugly, unseen truth of it. What's telling is the gulf in reception between this and that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 'fairytale'. Anything to defer the apocalypse and judgement. People need their cummies.
No
>talks the entire 40 second blowjob scene
frickin cringe tbh senpai
No bj sounds?
I didn't know it was almost 3 hours long until I used it to put me to sleep and I kept fricking waking up and the shit was still playing. I thought it was my imagination and just that I didn't have my bearings together but it really was long as frick.
don't get me wrong I'm going to watch it, just need to plan my day around that motherfricker.
just take a break in the middle between scenes. do you also read books in one sitting?
I wouldn't mind a planned break, but I have so many fricking interruptions that I cant be happy planning any because I've already had so many unplanned ones. That's why I hardly watch anything anymore and when I do I'm proud as frick because I managed to make it through a fricking movie.
anyone have the blowjob video
i liked it. Its trippy and weird and switches between B&W and color it has a good musical score. Its clearly racist and biased in its choice of villains but what can you expect from Netflix? As least they didn't add any wise know it all blacks.
Nope, it's Bimbisara
>was promised a vegana shot
>didn't get one
You got a vegana shot. What you didn't get was a meat flaps vulva shot.
I've been bamboozled.
>anon doesn't know what a vegana is
shocking
It's not as bad as the critics made it out to be. I get it's triggering for some? But with MeToo and legit rapists in Hollywood getting outed I would have thought this would have been better received as to bring awareness the shit actresses especially back then have went through???
People romanticize Marilyn too much when it's pretty obvious she went through some shit and it wasn't all glam.
Ana put on a good performance.
>small breasts
>5/10 face
no
Forgot
>brown nipples
She has perfect nipples,
you sir are a pleb
>no slurping sounds
Kind of dumb. They obviously made her keep her hand there the entire time so they can hide the fake dick or whatever she's sucking on, but no woman gives a blowjob like that.
im sorry, did you give a blowjob to the president? did you see anyone give a blowjob to the president? no? then sit down and shut up.
I give blowjobs like that
I must have clicked on the /bros/ thread
You just outed yourself as a kissless Virgin
during this scene she is talking to herself in her head reminding herself not to puke and psyching herself up to swallow JFKs presidential load. So yes its kino.
What's up with editing the crowd in? Some incel fantasy shit or something?
it's thematic of how she sees herself - playing a part. did you hear the dialogue?
>5/10 face
It's mid
I must know. Is it true?
its from the inside looking out perspective of her cervix not the outside looking in view. She's topless a lot but never shows bush or pussy.
So what we see a glans unloading on the camera?
mirin the back
what in the actual frick is this
A concept art of Nikokado Avocado. I had to stop browsing some boards because all the homosexualry and the trannies spamming his butthole. Sad to see they are now on tv.
What fricking dick has finger prints.
>what in the actual frick is this
the eye of Sauron
A naked man with his dick out entering into another naked man’s cgi penis.
How is this not considered hardcore, full penetration, gay pornography? Also why did the guy get ripped completely apart when Warwick sneezed and regrew, it should have just ripped his dick apart.
He was making his way to the anus.
Apparently it is.
>those needle emojis
a worthless opinion
Sounds like a based and redpilled kino. Marilyn Monroe is not someone to look up to and modern roasties don't like seeing how she really was - a drug addicted prostitute.
In a lot of negative reviews, there's a lot of "wowie those cgi shots of the fetus were really weird"
I myself thought they were particularly modeled to resemble a newborn babby as much as possible for the same reason that heartbeat laws exist and a lot of feminist reviewers, even if they don't explicitly identify as such, were made very uncomfortable by such an image.
i liked the scene where a phone starts ringing and she starts hallucinating that's its a crying baby.
Yep they are big mad.
Reminds me all the angry c**ts when Hungary made a law to force women to listen to the heartbeat of the baby they're about to execute. I mean it's supposed to be "just a clump of cells" right? If the heartbeat bothers you it's because you know deep down this is infanticide, so woman-up and accept you're killing your babies.
>"Blonde is pro-life propaganda."
Yes.
no, boring crap
>movie about white woman
>cast a non-white
Im fricking tired of clown world
What are you talking about? she's purely of spanish ancestry.
>brown nipples
She ain't white, chief
She has brown nipples?
According to this movie, yes
Frick thats hot
You do know that some white women's nipples turn brown when they get pregnant, right?
So when was she pregnant?
the two times she killed her babies
Seething over a movie because the actress' nipple color doesn't match the person the story is based on. How do you reach this point anons?
>movie about white actress
>cast a non-white in the role
>good goy has no problem with it
Drink up homosexual
if she looks exactly like monroe with a wig on why is she not white?
COPE
No, she doesn't
Brown nipples says otherwise homosexual
Her native tongue is the language spoken in Mexico and Cuba. Simple as.
You wouldn't even be able to tell she is not white if you couldn't google her family tree moron
The amount of seething by the exact people who usually praise casting choices which are way worse than this is so off the fricking charts that I honestly don't care.
>letting a movie make you mad
basedjak is just trollface for 2022. you homosexuals should know this shit by now. also nice dubs
pure Leonesa, interesting.
she was mexican
based
This movie is the biggest filter to date. It got enough publicity to attract a large public and immediately filters out morons of all sorts, asking people their opinion on this movie will be a question i'll ask everyone before discussing kino with them
is this actually worth watching?
Depends on your expectations, If you wanna see some feel-good biopic of Marylin Monroe - then no. If you wanna see a more than decent exploitation movie with a solid cinematography - then yes.
It looks like Twin Peaks season 3. I can't wait to see it.
If they'd shown how she actually died (professional hit job with morphine enema) the movie would be 10/10.
>IF THE OTHER TEAM HATES IT I MUST LOVE IT
do poltards really live in such a black and white reality?
kinda cringe tbhfam
It's good cinema, one of the few examples from Hollywood in the last decade. The fact that it unambiguously shits on single motherhood, fatherlessness, abortion, and fame-seeking in showbiz is all just extra that displays boldness from the filmmakers in a culture that becomes more and more punishing of nonconformity.
tbqh we don't have much choice with today entertainment so we settle with the least pozzed shit and try to promote it against the rest.
it's kino. Cinemaphile is low IQ
This tried to be Spencer (princess diana biopic) all trippy and arthouse
It was really boring despite all the fantastic nudity
yes
>women are victimised by society
>NO NOT LIKE THAT!
>race swapping marilyn monroe
frick OFF
Kino of the decade. A future cult classic.
It gets boring around the time she meets DiMaggio. Just repeats.
I just want Ana to sit on my face for the rest of time. Is that too much to ask?
is their any actual critiques of this movie that don't come from a leftist perspective? so far his movie sounds like based kino and everyone complaining is just getting filtered
This guy I guess
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Conservatives don't watch movies without explosions.
Zing!
Interesting thesis. Tell me more.
Ana de Armas can't act, and the movie is visually unappealing.
>the movie is visually unappealing
Of any possible criticism of this movie this one is the most wrong.
>changes aspect ratio, color, and filter every other shot for no reason
It looks like shit, and there isn't even a thematic meaning behind it.
The reason is to align with real life photography, which I think either isn't communicated well or is just an odd concept no one will understand except the director. Even so, how is that visually unappealing?
>screaming
>crying
>tears
>shouting
>mewling
>slapping
>begging
>rape
>humiliation
>blood
>tissue
>fluids
>drugs
>rage
>disgust
>humiliation
>mental imbalance
>hallucinations
and that's just the first 20 minutes
Dude it's a deconstruction of le leftist hero marilyn monroe it owns the libs therefore it's based
i did not watch.
and i will not.
Did her nude scene went viral?
The real Marilyn had soft pink nipples, almost puffies.
This chihuahua has nipples like blobs of half chewed gum on her breasts.
At best, she is a half assed imitation of Madonna doing Marilyn.
If only for outing the hypocrisy and fickleness of current year industry. Carping about 'muh trauma' in fake throwaway feminisms, but go apeshit once it's shown in light of a disgusting industry built on sex trafficking and exploitation of talent. Was Monroe a smooth operator in that environment? Certainly. Most of what you see and more approaches the ugly, unseen truth of it. What's telling is the gulf in reception between this and that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 'fairytale'. Anything to defer the apocalypse and judgement. People need their cummies.
>/pol/tards shilling utter garbage again, because politics and to own da libs
The cancer that killed Cinemaphile
What's utter garbage about it?
Your dogshit waifu
the abortion scene sounds Lynchian, is it?
Maybe watch the movie?
I cannot stop thinking about this vomitous scene from Blonde. Andrew Dominik didn’t even try to conceal his anti-choice views
>didn’t even try to conceal his anti-choice views
why should he when every other film is so pro abortion?
>first trimester
>perfectly formed baby
lmaoing @ American sex education
>peon level of analysis
>NOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS ANTI-ABORTION PROPAGANDA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FILM!!!
"No"
Well, you're supposed to be anti-abortion as a lifestyle choice, yeah.
>woman regrets giving up motherhood
>ANTI-ABORTION PROPAGANDA
yes, work 80 hours at the office, it's totally just as rewarding!
regrets giving up motherhood
It's literal fanfiction lmao
in the context of the movie that's what's going on. I have no idea if the real Marilyn Monroe did or not.
>in the context of the movie that's what's going on
It's still a shitty scene, homosexual.
Yes
The character was having a delusion you dumb homosexual, it’s not a biology class
>NOOOOOOOO IT'S JUST A CLUMP OF CELLS, NOT A PERSON DEVELOPING
https://twitter.com/LadieLabrys/status/1575994501021437958
Ana really acted her heart out for a weird as frick movie