They were already enslaved . White people didn't colonise Africa until after quinine had been invented which was after slavery had been abolished. Most black slaves were as a result of rice pledges. Smaller tribes would 'pledge' men and women to the larger tribes that had a monopoly on the rice in the region. Those 'pledges' were then sold on at markets created by Arabs on the gold coast and run by Arab/black mullatos.
Yeah, they do not care about black people outside of america, African culture and stories are worthless to them. Only the niggies of america take the spotlight.
I think the Black Panther movies were the only exception. They weren't that great tho.
Black Panther was damned insulting to Africans. >somehow hypertech Africa is still a bunch of spear-chuckers who build thatched-roof skyscrapers and have dirt roads >king is decided with death match >gain superpowers from purple drank
Really joggers my noggers.
any black woke and intellectual enough could've smelled the stink on that IP, it's so damn condescending beyond parody
I'm surprised didley's successfully gaslighted an entire race to think that hilariously racist garbage is "empowering".
I've been in black mangaka communities, They're definitely capable of making kino stories but no fricking way would they ever release a film that doesn't brainwash blacks into being mad about slavery and civil rights
Will Smith pushed for other black stories. He said to stop showing us as slaves and start showing us as kings. Then he walked on stage and violently ended his career.
yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. Aren't vampires fricking evil and should in fact be eradicated from every square inch of civilization.
I mean, I'm not arguing for vampire genocide, but they should go back to hell where they came from and stop sucking the blood of humans in the civilzed world.
They should do an adaptation of GRRMs Fevre Dream, which is set in the antebellum South on a riverboat with vampires and slaves, except instead of the vampires being the "good guys" against the evil racists, the vampires openly view all humans as Black folk compared to them.
Wait, what am I saying, even the bare minimum "racism is bad" allegory that doesn't fellate blacks and turn them into godlike superbeings that violently distribute racial retribution against whitey is way too smart for today's critics
>black guys are finally making a movie that doesn't revolve around fricking slavery or 'muh discrimination cool >vampires going to war with - oh sweet sweet what's it going to be? >the KKK
Are there *any* american blacks that ever get tired of 100% of stories featuring them whining about shit that happened 100-200 years ago, or never happened at all? Like they don't just movies featuring black guys treasure hunting or like fighting aliens or hunting bigfoot or some shit. It *always* circles back to some plot about whitey giving them the stinkeye or some shit. Do they EVER get tired of it?
For an action film to be cool, the hero has to be cool. And for the hero to be cool, he needs to take down impressive enemies. Do you think they'll be making the KKK impressive?
Modern writers can't wrap their minds around how if you want your work that's centered on an interpersonal conflict to reach greatness or at least attempt to do so you have to make the antagonist powerful, logical, and even badass in their own way. But because modern writers can only write antagonists they actually hate or have a beef with in real life they are incapable of doing that because bias is their whole life. They can't write a level playing field for conflict so you get the modern version - a genocidal masturbation fantasy but "it's okay because they're only nazis/kkk/landlords/white people'
do blacks have any other stories? it's sad tbh
the white liberal gate-keeping of white cultural achievements is one of the greater misdirections of our time
In Africa? Sure. Wakaliwood is creative. In the West? No, it's all "muh slavery, muh racism, muh oppression!"
you destroyed all their stories when you put them in chains
grow up
what stories? about mud huts and killing each other?
Those chains have been off for almost two centuries.
>take off their chains
>shoot them in the head while they're unarmed instead
h-h-holy based?!
shouldn’t have been a drug mule tbh
I'm happier that she was, everything turned out as best as we could hope when it comes to blacks.
>open fire at police
>get shot
>"RAYCIS"
Blacks kill more blacks than any other race.
>Blacks kill more blacks than any other race.
The statement is correct though? Statistically we can see this
Chuddy's got a point here.
They also eat more blacks than any other race.
that is correct
Daily reminder that they found a body inside Breonna Taylor's car's trunk.
They put each other in chains. White people didn't enslave blacks, blacks did
>White people didn't enslave blacks
now this is a take I haven't heard before!
It's true. Whites didn't enslave any black, we bought those Bucks pre-broken.
correct they were offered to us and we purchased them
They were already enslaved . White people didn't colonise Africa until after quinine had been invented which was after slavery had been abolished. Most black slaves were as a result of rice pledges. Smaller tribes would 'pledge' men and women to the larger tribes that had a monopoly on the rice in the region. Those 'pledges' were then sold on at markets created by Arabs on the gold coast and run by Arab/black mullatos.
Why didn't Africa develop a written language on their own?
Vampires are funding it
Ethiopia did. They are Semitic, though.
>you destroyed all their stories when you put them in chains
Did I do thaaat?
I wish they killed all of them instead of keeping them around
Send them back. It's only fair
>you
Nobody is alive who did that, and majority of them were israelites btw
slavery's been abolished for 200 years yet Black folk still haven't left the plantation
They do but you won't see it from Hollywood or America in general
Yeah, they do not care about black people outside of america, African culture and stories are worthless to them. Only the niggies of america take the spotlight.
I think the Black Panther movies were the only exception. They weren't that great tho.
Black Panther was damned insulting to Africans.
>somehow hypertech Africa is still a bunch of spear-chuckers who build thatched-roof skyscrapers and have dirt roads
>king is decided with death match
>gain superpowers from purple drank
Really joggers my noggers.
any black woke and intellectual enough could've smelled the stink on that IP, it's so damn condescending beyond parody
I'm surprised didley's successfully gaslighted an entire race to think that hilariously racist garbage is "empowering".
>thatched-roof skyscrapers
HOLY SHIT, you are not kidding
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That baby looking zesty and it ain't even put on pants yet
yes but they don't sell
Blacks don't write or produce these
I've been in black mangaka communities, They're definitely capable of making kino stories but no fricking way would they ever release a film that doesn't brainwash blacks into being mad about slavery and civil rights
These stories are probably the only ones that get funded.
The American Black lives in perpetual victimhood.
Will Smith pushed for other black stories. He said to stop showing us as slaves and start showing us as kings. Then he walked on stage and violently ended his career.
How many times has Smiff's career collapsed at this point? He'll get another gig and people will forget about it. He's a safe black guy.
>yeah, let's fight the guys who love crosses and fire, that'll go well
Underrated
sounds cool and fresh (unironically)
if you ignored the thread you wouldn't have posted in it clown
Cry more, groid
should have been a blade movie with the kkk being sorcerers or something
would make more sense for "the invisible empire" to be the vampires, wouldn't it?
>WE WUZ SLAVES
yeah we know you never shut up about it
>Cry more, groid
I say this and look like this
He clearly triggered you, Black person.
kino is back on the menu!
>secret film that were going to talk about now
Isn't changing KKK from racist killers to vampire slayers an "upgrade"? If dey wuz wampirez then killing them was a good thing
yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. Aren't vampires fricking evil and should in fact be eradicated from every square inch of civilization.
I mean, I'm not arguing for vampire genocide, but they should go back to hell where they came from and stop sucking the blood of humans in the civilzed world.
Modern vampires are heroic. Your autism brain cant seperate the technical definition and the way women perceive them
Every whitey flick is fighting Russians or Germans. Your point?
Well those historically were the main killers of white people, them and plague rats
It isn’t though
Since there are no more vampires but there are lots of racists like myself wouldn't it make the most sense for based Klan to win?
Meanwhile feige is still scrambling for a good script about a black vampire
most reddit thing i’ve ever heard
Cope?
yes the movie is cope
>what if superman and dracula showed up when i was getting bullied!
They should do an adaptation of GRRMs Fevre Dream, which is set in the antebellum South on a riverboat with vampires and slaves, except instead of the vampires being the "good guys" against the evil racists, the vampires openly view all humans as Black folk compared to them.
Wait, what am I saying, even the bare minimum "racism is bad" allegory that doesn't fellate blacks and turn them into godlike superbeings that violently distribute racial retribution against whitey is way too smart for today's critics
B L A C K E D U L A
what's the kkk?
Jannie is seething ITT
So a vampire is supposed to be pale.
Can't the makeup for that be considered whiteface and racist?
Can we pull the equality card and sue them?
>Blaculas
Wheres this guy when you need him?
There's a narrow path where this is kino but they will miss it by a mile.
So the KKK were the good guys? Huh?
You mean a HONKEY RINK !
Kino
whites are apex predators blax are prey. why can’t chuds accept the facts?
Sounds neat, but only if they go the blacksploitation route. Make it a fun movie about homie vampires killing dudes.
Black vampires living off the blood of white people?
Wew...
Blood or gibs; either way they'll drain us dry.
>black guys are finally making a movie that doesn't revolve around fricking slavery or 'muh discrimination cool
>vampires going to war with - oh sweet sweet what's it going to be?
>the KKK
Slavery is the only relevant black history, also they think of they complain like israelites they'll be rich like israelites
Blaculas vs the mob would have been kino
Only 3 real monsters kid.
Dracula
Blacula
and Son of Kong
Are there *any* american blacks that ever get tired of 100% of stories featuring them whining about shit that happened 100-200 years ago, or never happened at all? Like they don't just movies featuring black guys treasure hunting or like fighting aliens or hunting bigfoot or some shit. It *always* circles back to some plot about whitey giving them the stinkeye or some shit. Do they EVER get tired of it?
blapipo can't be vampyres
It's too bad eddie murphy was being such a b***h on the vampire in brooklyn movie it could have been good but his ego fricked it up.
That sounds cool as frick, what’s the issue here
For an action film to be cool, the hero has to be cool. And for the hero to be cool, he needs to take down impressive enemies. Do you think they'll be making the KKK impressive?
Modern writers can't wrap their minds around how if you want your work that's centered on an interpersonal conflict to reach greatness or at least attempt to do so you have to make the antagonist powerful, logical, and even badass in their own way. But because modern writers can only write antagonists they actually hate or have a beef with in real life they are incapable of doing that because bias is their whole life. They can't write a level playing field for conflict so you get the modern version - a genocidal masturbation fantasy but "it's okay because they're only nazis/kkk/landlords/white people'
KKK are low-hanging fruit for a movie made by black people. It's going to be your typical racism allegory. This has been done to death.
I assume the movie's gonna say the KKK were actually misunderstood heroes the whole time and the whole cross burning stuff was just to fight vampires
If this were an early 2000s wayan brothers movie i could see that being used for a laugh. Sadly, we know it is not.
Why would they burn crosses if Vampires are afraid of crosses?
holy frick an actual comedy? never.
Might be ok.
They probably just bought that shelved Blade script and changed the name. That sounds exactly like the Blade movie that was leaked
how many trump references are they going to put there?
Only if they make one of the main baddies look eerily similar to Donald Trump. Otherwise, missed opportunity.
kek, this FPBP really would have rekt this AD thread too early huh