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Vivarium.
This and early seasons Weeds
What a fricking garbage movie. Cool premise but absolute dogshit execution.
Yep, great premise but ultimately was reddit.
>why does America have a school shooting problem?
>NOOOO YOU NEED TO HAVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE AND EXPOSED BRICK AND CRAFT BEERS!!!!!
American Beauty
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
rent free and obsessed
Yes Peele and his israelite wife are obsessed with White people
>ywn own an oversized mcmansion and want to kill your neighbor's dog
>no walls or fences
why?
To keep each other in check
We're not animals that need to live inside fortresses like your crime-ridden country does.
>personal privacy is a completely foreign concept to eurocucks
>American reading comprehension
Well, they need those fences to keep all those refugees at bay. We live free. If someone is dumb enough to try and get on our property, we shoot them dead.
Why not just tell them to get off your property? Could have been an honest mistake. Why are you mutts so obsessed by ending other peoples lives, if they don’t follow the rules? Kinda gay and bootlickerish if you ask me
poor impulse control + too fat to get into physical altercations (b/c of poor impulse control)
moron
my bad, i thought that was america
Black person-free neighborhood
and?
No Black folk, hooray!
It is probably a newly built neighborhood. Often in suburban developments the homeowner pays for the fence, not the homebuilder. If you look closely, a few houses appear to have iron fences.
Le Petit Prince (2015)
frick off back to /trek/ you homosexual
no there are a few scenes like this in the movie, I remember
I don't give a shit you utter homo, now go back.
Gay porn
Clown World
why's no one mention it's the blacks attacking them?
That’s definitely been my observation.
Holy frick.
These literal slaves are preaching to a country they don't come from about values that they don't themselves possess. They are among the most privileged people in the world. What a joke.
biden bros...
are koreans specifically even a significant proportion of the asian-american population
all i can see
>who invited BTS?
underpin the footings and add 2 more floors to piss everyone off.
Suburbs are pure joy for me. All your friends lived close by, everyone went to the same school. I laugh at you poor frickers who never got to experience the level of comfy I grew up with.
and also you can drive out to the mountains to bum your mates
What do you do it you want to have an outdoors wank? Wait until the middle of the night?
yeah
see, at least this place has trees
The place in OP will be more treeish in few decades if the cardboard houses dont disintegrate first
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GROW UP IN A CRAMPED APARTMENT SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE!!!! LIFE SHOULD BE AS LOUD AND NOISY AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
I stayed in my sister's apartment in NY for couple weeks and slept in her living room. Had to leave the window open because of the scorching heat, but I could not fricking sleep through all the noise that shithole makes.
Constantly someone talking at 2:00am right on the sidewalk, cars driving by with music blasting, occasional screaming and distant bangs, just fricking impossible to get a wink
NY sounds awful. I hope never to go there.
My friends lived 2-6km away. Walking distance and we went to the same school. Didn't have to live in a squeeze for that.
What is it about suburban housing developments that make lefties seethe?
HOLY Black person
They're the devil, like your digits. Checked.
its a soulless ape-hive, population density should never get this high
you have the freedom to be locked up in a climate controlled box in a shitty miserable part of the planet because you're a wage slave, 20 feet from the next citizen
When the alternative is living in an apartment or condo even closer to your neighbors, it doesn't seem bad at all.
>its a soulless ape-hive, population density should never get this high
agreed we need more anti natalist policies
Commieblocks for the "rich", even when they could have a 2nd floor.
Having no friends or businesses within walking distance, and having to spend your whole childhood being car-shuttled by your mom to any activity, is socially stunting and soul-crushing.
>Having no friends
Where does this meme come from? homie most of your friends as a suburban kid are other kids in your neighborhood.
>businesses within walking distance,
Why is this important?
>and having to spend your whole childhood being car-shuttled by your mom to any activity
A proper suburban neighborhood has a pool, playground, soccer field, tennis court, etc. So as a kid you’d walk or bike to those activities.
>Where does this meme come from?
My friends were my school classmates, who all lived miles away. The half-dozen or so potential friends I had within walking distance were either too far from me in age or mentally disturbed. There were like one or two who I managed to have any productive interaction with.
>Why is this important?
So that there's literally anything to do other than be cooped up in your house doing solitary things?
>A proper suburban neighborhood has a pool, playground, soccer field, tennis court, etc.
Mine didn't. It was just fricking houses.
>anti suburbia gays are just kids in their rebellion phase seething at what their parents could afford
many such cases. sad
>my specific suburban experience sucked, therefore it sucks for everyone
Got it, thanks for explaining.
Bugmen celebrating their sanitized good goy upbringing.
we hit on target didn't we
keep being upset your weren't born rich loser
I grew up in a beautiful New England ocean town homosexual. Not some sickening strip mall for goys
why are you so upset you parent didn't brought you up in the upper east side?
I'm not, I'm glad I'm not a city kid. But I'm far more glad I didn't grow up in a degenerate sunbelt tract suburb
you didn't pay properly attention to the youtube videos that told you what to think, you are suppose to think the hussle bussle is the peak form of human existence
I lived in NYC for a while it was great. Made a lot of money, made a lot of really good connections and friendships. It is extremely tiring though, and easy to get burnt out from the pace. There really is nothing like it in north America. Where do you live? 30 minutes out of Kansas City?
>I lived in NYC for a while it was great. Made a lot of money
you insecurities are glaring
no need to make it so obvious
>Where do you live? 30 minutes out of Kansas City?
toulouse, france
It is what it is, pretty easy to make a lot of money in a city like that.
you should let go of your teenage angst
you parents did their best
no need for you to be so ashamed of your humble upbringing
I'm not, I think my upbringing is superior to whatever ops picture is.
>i lived better than the childrens of poor hispanic immigrants who can only afford to live in OP pic
gratz
Yeah.
>tfw all the major aeronautics companies are in either paris or the south
reee i don't want to live amongst southrons
What a highly sanitized and safe childhood. No chance for self discovery and risk taking when your whole world is a tract suburb country club.
>What a highly sanitized and safe childhood.
homie what are you talking about. In the summer we used to be out of the house from sun up to sun down and we’d all go out exploring the woods, riding bikes, doing stupid and dangerous stunts, just overall having a blast. Yeah we didn’t have the hustle and bustle of the big city but it was max comfy.
It sounds like you grew up in a proper town and not a rat maze suburb outside of a car centric city
It was most certainly a suburb outside of a car dependent city.
Rural areas = conservative
Suburbs = mixed
Cities = liberal
Liberals despise suburbs because they know that if the middle class people who lived there just voted Democrat they'd be running the show. The average liberal's parents also live in the suburbs, and they resent them.
t. grad student (re: expert on liberals)
As someone who grew up in a proper small town where I could safely bike to all of my friends and to school and we had the freedom to go fishing and come home at night, it's because tract housing burbs are infantalizing and soul crushing. You are basically a helpless baby bird until you can get a driver's license. Weak men factories
easy, it's their concept of mass housing but with poor people priced out
homes in Surburban housing tracks were historically quite inexpensive. Unless the home had like 6 bedrooms or some shit. Them being like 250k-1m depending on where you live is a recent phenomenon.
still requires working for a living which leftoids are incapable of
based
>tfw you will never be an 80s kid with your pivotal years spent with friends and family, relationships coming and going as you grow with hope for the future.
>tfw you will never be able to live in the music video for 1979 - the smashing pumpkins
Why live? Why was I punished so?
Maybe next time, eh
Suburbs are cucked places to live. All the negatives of both rural and urban areas, without any of the positives.
Enjoy high depression, suicide, and drug abuse rates.
>Camelback
Based Phoenix chad. I've been in Europe all year but I'm coming back tomorrow
how did you like it?
I liked it a lot (I was in France -- always found the country interesting, had never been before now). I'm gonna miss it, but I'll also be happy to be back home
I grew up with a forest in front of my door and a mountain behind it. Pure bliss.
Pure soul!
That fricking guitar solo gives me Goosebumps everytime.
>All your friends lived close by
I wish. Aside from my direct neighbors, any friends I had from school were strictly drive distance
All of my friends in my town of 20,000 were 5 minute walks away. We all worked at the same company too when we turned sixteen. It was supremely based.
for an antisocial loser who had trouble making friends this honestly sounds nightmarish, being stuck with the same people all your life
>an antisocial loser
well this is the average youtube urbanist watcher to be honest that's why they are so upset
Good thing most of them went on to be well adjusted people who took risks and went out into the world and did things with their lives :^)
maybe you would have been less of an antisocial loser in such a situation, friend
nah i think living in suburban car-dependent void is what made me a loser. Its basically impossible to do anything without having to bother your parents for money or a ride
Another victim of structural infantilization. Many such cases.
I'm not saying living in a big fricking city like NYC is a good thing, but it's pretty obvious that the way america designs its suburbs is pretty frickin backwards
>We all worked at the same company too when we turned sixteen.
>a fricking coal town
Lower middle class, huh? I lived in an upper middle class neighborhood in Illinois. On the last day of high school, we all did coke in our Porsches and then left for whatever coastal uni we got into.
Interesting guess :^) it was a friend's father's small business. Want to take another crack at it?
Ew, go to college already.
You keep predicting wrong
Suburbs are for poor people THOUGH
Based.
>city visible in the background
The worst type of "suburbs" are the ones where you can still see the shithole in the skyline.
I live in this surburban hell and the nearest high school is 5 miles away. All my friends I made there live around there and it's a 20-30 minute drive if I want to do anything with them, and there's nothing to do nearby other than go to the same mega mall that's by the freeway.
now you see who really supports globohomo
edward scissorhands
Dazed and Confused
Based pure suburban kino
Why are autistic people so soulless?
what am I looking at here?
like 30% of america
godforsaken high desert shithole with no water, so hot you need air conditioning in the summer but you still need heat in the winter
two Badgers fricking
im getting a mild panic attack looking at these
why? its hella comfy.
based moron
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
what do they eat
Poltergeist
>NO IT'S BAD BECAUSE ALL THE HOUSES LOOK THE SAME
Hello Klaus
>Accusing me of being an European when their the one who make these threads
If you cut out the subplot about a black family moving in, this movie's great.
edward scissorhands
Public housing > suburban scrawl
>OH NO NOT THE SPATIOUS MULTI ROOM HOUSE WITH GARAGE AND DRIVEWAY AND SOME SPACE TO BBQ ANDLOUNGE OUTSIDE HOW DYSTOPIAN IM GOING INSANE!
please please fricking have a nice day you priiledged c**ts
SOVL
this classic right here
which cities skyline mod is that?
Why do American right-wingers celebrate their displacement from small towns and cities to atomized suburbs ?
Ah if only I was displaced into a government planned apartment complex then maybe I'd be happier.
Only morons seek to live next to the subway and the piss-stained streets filled with hobos and tourists.
Dilapidated ghetto cities interspersed with gentrified hipster rent hutches and surrounded by endless sprawl of soulless suburbs, stroads and chain stores is sadly the only thing many Americans know. There are still places in America as nice as anywhere in Europe, but even small towns are increasingly suburbanised.
Because cities have nothing worth being sad over losing. Information technology has made cities obsolete and are kept around only as a housing place for the mass amounts of sub room temp IQ goblins the left uses to continue their power.
Muh Black folk
My grandpa always said: you shouldn't be able to see your neighbors house
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN AN ARID WASTELAND INTO HOUSING AAAAAAA
Why are there no shops or pubs?
your comment just made me realise why drink-driving is so common in the US, they literally can't walk back from the pub
The lack of basic things like trees disturbs me.
Good thing normal people don't look at their neighborhood from a bird's POV
I WOULDNT FRICKING KNOW...I WATCHED FIIGHT CLUB SO I LIVE IN A FRICKNIG APARTMENT IN THE CHICIAGO SO THAT WAY MY LIFE HAS SOULLLLLLLL
Chumscrubber (2005)
>IS THAT A WELL CUT LAWN???? IM GOING INSAAAAAANE I NEED THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY
better luck tomorrow
very bad things
fright night
poor people are better living like this than like bugs in a commieblock despite what youtube urbanists tell you
Oggy and the wienerroaches
>different colors
>different layous
>different yards
What's the problem?
>I love not being able to walk anywhere! I love having to drive 20 minutes to the grocery store!
suburbanization is the reason americans are fat, selfish, and moronic.
Why brits are so fat too?
Because our diet consists of carbs on carbs on carbs and we're also genetically predisposed to lazyness. And American style suburbia exists here but thankfully it's not quite as bad due to space constraints. I live in a nice flat in a small town and I'm perfectly happy here, in walking distance of four supermarkets, a dozen restaurants and/or takeaways and a train station which can take me to any settlement of note in the country. You lot should go back to Streetcars, they were fricking based.
Pure undistilled burb-kino right here
>dat mid 2000's feel
I like the idea of suburbia, but the way americans build it - lawn and a house is fricking moronic.
Even fricking brits try to get a small herb garden going in their depressing shitholes.
Desperate Housewives?
Why don’t they plant more trees and greenery? It’s so lifeless and depressing. No wonder they’re all on meds
The land of the free exercises extreme social control over one another, in this case in the form of home owner's assosciations which prevent any houseowner from having anything but a well maintained lawn
there's a bunch of trees, they're all just tiny because this development has probably only existed for 2 years max
I've driven past plots like this in New Zealand but the difference is that that was council housing, ie. for poors. I don't know why actual people subject themselves to this, for money. It's the worst way to live.
God tier is small town surburban residential areas surrounded by rural communities
You live in a suburb a bike's ride away from downtown and a car ride away from rural areas
This is the correct answer. Especially if the small town is centered around a nice walkable center where you can get your daily needs.
The suburb I live in has a walkable town square with a dozen shops and restaurants. Its great.
How degenerate. It's far better to have all of the business in giant lots far far away from the housing.
Seriously, what do they do all day? Imagine having to drive 15 minutes to get to some disgusting strip mall next to the highway to buy food. When I go to visit family in the midwest, there are random McMansions next to the expressway in the middle of big open fields. It reeks of pre-2008 construction. Do people really live in those?
poor people do now go ahead and go tell them they would be better off living in a commieblock on the edge of a city like animals in cages
Consoom and then go out into the mountains twice a month
>Seriously, what do they do all day?
Well, during the week, work. On the weekends, grill out, do some yard work, chores, projects around the house, go somewhere to do things with the kids or other family obligations. Are you really incapable of understanding how people who don’t live in some bug hive in the middle of a city are capable of spending time in a meaningful way?
You post on Cinemaphile all day you are superior to no one.
Americans will defend this
Yeah because our country is fricking huge and it blows the mind of you ABSOLUTELY FRICKING TINY COUNTRYLET yuropoors.
>he has to rely on cars for his daily routine
that's not a symptom of how large the united states is, it's a symptom of consumerism and car companies destroying public transportation
It's also a system of a totally deranged modernist social engineering project that rabidly wanted to destroy culture and create a white American populace totally atomized and separated from centers of power
>world salad
Jesus Christ why don’t people understand that suburbs are about getting away from Black folk. That’s literally all there is to it. Needing a car to get everywhere is a feature, not a bug.
Good goy, just a coincidence that culture is heading in one direction
Why would you want to be dependent on a car? lmao
Because world scary and hard and office park is clean and good
Because Black folk have a harder time getting to places that aren’t on the bus line.
Most people I see driving around me are non-whites. Most likely because they can't afford to live near centers of commerce and industry so they are forced into commuting. It's really quite sad.
"centers of industry" are usually not palces where you want to live... and where you need to drive to go to work
t. engineer
Cars are awesome and are the ultimate freedom. Get your license, loser.
>W-WHY IS THIS FREEWAY BIGGER THAN MY EURO-SHITTY!?
>STUPID MUTTS DRIVING EVERYWHERE BEING PIG FAT DISGUSTING
rent free. Also cute interchange, Here's mine.
Kek look at all of that beautiful mutt culture. LA is a sewer
Orange county but close enough, that specific area has the famous hobo hold-out in that """"Aquaduct""""" by the freeway(s) Nothin' like trying to get on the 22 while getting a 30 foot good look at all the piss-tents lining the chain link fence. Frick my state, glad I moved, should of done it sooner.
It's LA. It's a megalopolis. And that whole region is an abomination. At least the beach is nice.
You know what? now that I think of it, your right. Cant wait for a megacity 2 to spawn at this point.
>Atleast the beach is nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Hunington beach hasent been nice in fricking 10 odd years, same with seal beach, long beach and newport. Rather just stay at the tacobell watching tricked out cars roll across the old freeway, I miss the roadsters.
One of the strangest experiences in my life was learning that the LA Metropolitan area was larger than the county I live in. Bit of a shock to the system.
You'd think a centre of Industry would have better rail links for commuters, I wouldn't mind having to catch a 30 minute train for a commute if it meant that I didn't have to live in a shithole city, plus all you need to do is sit down for half an hour which is pretty nice.
i used to work just outside the bottom right corner
I haven't read any of this thread but I imagine it's a bunch of moron McWagie American suburbanites seething at people who can afford to live somewhere nice that isn't a soulless block of cloned houses divorced from civilization. Literally, have sex. Oh wait, you can't because you don't talk to anyone around you. Suburban American "culture."
no its people living in shoeboxes upset at people that chose a better life for themselves
That drama where Will Ferrell's wife leaves him and he's in Arizona. Everything Must Go?
My parents are buying me a house once I graduate and it's certainly not gonna be a soulless one like this. It will be one next to nature.
Based but don't discount small town built before 20th century pill
are those....subdivisions?! AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>"Damn, why is it so hot outside?"
>Lives in a place with no shade
AHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE.