Nerdy white guy + extroverted black girl is an underrated pairing
Where tf is my black queen?
i need a black woman in my life
Daily reminder that WMBF couples have the lowest divorce rates of any couples including same race. Find a black woman with a job and no tattoos and they will worship you and be loyal as can be.
>out of town event with wife and kids >reservation at restaurant >arrive at reserved time >spend 45 mins standing outside and waiting before we can get in >ugh >menu sucks ass >order blackened chicken alfredo and a coke >get a diet coke >ask for my actual drink, get it 15 mins later >food arrives >no cutlery at our table >wife asks for some >takes a couple mins >have a bite of my garlic bread >dry, crumbly, flavorless >kid is willing to eat anything if it's even tangentially related to garlic bread >refuses any more after one bite >my pasta has flavorless sauce and flavorless chicken with what seems to be a dusting of black pepper after it was already done cooking >wife tries it and makes a face >relay to waitress that it's pretty bad >zero offer to comp it or anything at all >too weary from all the other bullshit to make a stink about it, just want to leave
the best part will be in 3 months or so when my wife insists i never actually have a bad time at a restaurant and i'm just senselessly resistant to going to new places
You know how everyone likes talking about tips now, I'm at the age, if you serve me something and I think it's not anywhere near the price you've stated on the menu, I just get up and leave. Call the police if you must. I don't give a shit. I'll eat just about anything, but you better not be trying to rip me off. And as far as hinger goes, I've fasted over 48 hours numerous times, me walking out and not eating for 4 hours, leaving your shit business to foot bill, isn't a big deal me. Respect me, and I'll respect you. Remember that, the next time a man not in his 20s sits down.
Why did that movie become so popular? Its weird and feels like a hischool sketch like that never illegally download one
Was it just because of the dorky characters dance
just good timing.
movies like this and shrek came out when movies were still revered as peak entertainment and we had begun widespread adoption of the internet to discuss them on.
Very brief period where damn near any 7/10 movie was elevated to masterpiece status for no real concrete reason at all
Like the other anon said, it was a different time. I remember when the first teaser came out it was just Napoleon walking down the street in his brown suit. My mom said “well that was strange! We should watch that and see what it’s about”
Nowadays she absolutely wouldn’t even think about watching something like that
It was a weird, indie movie when that kind of stuff was getting traction. It might seem more innocent because you were a kid / not born, but it was just lucky timing with good marketing.
It quite literally was a "wheres the beef?" instance. Here today gone tomorrow
Why was she so into him? I have seen obese black woman with skinny white dudes but LaFawnda actually looked okay for a black girl, way out of Kips league imo
They’re also used to being at the bottom of the social value pyramid so they’re not just used to being mistreated they’re actually starved for affection in most cases. It’s actually pretty sad far too many lovely black girls end up socially isolated and depressed and lonely.
If they didn’t grow up in white culture but then have a good head on their shoulders and want to have a job and a non-hoodrat life they’re always accepted to a minimal degree but it’s very hard to assimilate. They can’t even bond with other women over girly things like hair and makeup because they have different hair and skin types. They’re always tolerated and people even go to lengths to include them to have a token Black in their friend group but forming true connections doesn’t come easy, and people always subconsciously treat them differently (such as not talking about politics with them or being overly deferential unlike how they might be with white people). So they get a job and have “friends” but forming real connections doesn’t come easy, and dating is even harder. Most of them haven’t even grown up with the hope of being swept off their feet in love; if you find a nice black girl and bring her flowers she will literally cry and show them off to everyone like it was the first present anyone ever gave her.
I wish this were true.
My experience was more like that louis ck episode where he tries to pick up a black chick and she ends up calling the police or something for harassment because he buys her flowers.
Of course I'm even worse looking than him so, as always just be good looking and nothing else matters
All black girls secretly want to be impregnated by a white guy
This but switch the genders around
>all black guys secretly want to be impregnated by a white girl
It’s true.
Daily reminder that WMBF couples have the lowest divorce rates of any couples including same race. Find a black woman with a job and no tattoos and they will worship you and be loyal as can be.
>secretly
Nerdy white guy + extroverted black girl is an underrated pairing
It is honestly kino
Road Trip (2001)
Who else is going to tell the waitress that I ordered curly fries and not onion rings? It ain't gonna be me.
I mean, it's edible, and cost the same. Plus, I don't want to be any trouble.
>out of town event with wife and kids
>reservation at restaurant
>arrive at reserved time
>spend 45 mins standing outside and waiting before we can get in
>ugh
>menu sucks ass
>order blackened chicken alfredo and a coke
>get a diet coke
>ask for my actual drink, get it 15 mins later
>food arrives
>no cutlery at our table
>wife asks for some
>takes a couple mins
>have a bite of my garlic bread
>dry, crumbly, flavorless
>kid is willing to eat anything if it's even tangentially related to garlic bread
>refuses any more after one bite
>my pasta has flavorless sauce and flavorless chicken with what seems to be a dusting of black pepper after it was already done cooking
>wife tries it and makes a face
>relay to waitress that it's pretty bad
>zero offer to comp it or anything at all
>too weary from all the other bullshit to make a stink about it, just want to leave
the best part will be in 3 months or so when my wife insists i never actually have a bad time at a restaurant and i'm just senselessly resistant to going to new places
You know how everyone likes talking about tips now, I'm at the age, if you serve me something and I think it's not anywhere near the price you've stated on the menu, I just get up and leave. Call the police if you must. I don't give a shit. I'll eat just about anything, but you better not be trying to rip me off. And as far as hinger goes, I've fasted over 48 hours numerous times, me walking out and not eating for 4 hours, leaving your shit business to foot bill, isn't a big deal me. Respect me, and I'll respect you. Remember that, the next time a man not in his 20s sits down.
btw i just sharted
Maybe you should eat more fiber, less caffeine, and stand up and move for 15 minutes every hour.
Cool blog homosexual
Why did that movie become so popular? Its weird and feels like a hischool sketch like that never illegally download one
Was it just because of the dorky characters dance
It was a different time
Hated it when it came out but I'm 38 now and it's pure kino.
I think it may have been the first of that style. It seems like many movie with this style came after. Some examples would be the go getter, juno.
it was meme'd before memes were consolidated by corporatized internet culture. everyone knew the dance and "vote for pedro"
just good timing.
movies like this and shrek came out when movies were still revered as peak entertainment and we had begun widespread adoption of the internet to discuss them on.
Very brief period where damn near any 7/10 movie was elevated to masterpiece status for no real concrete reason at all
Napoleon Dynamite is a 10/10 comedy, if you didn't get all the jokes that's a skill issue on your part.
Like the other anon said, it was a different time. I remember when the first teaser came out it was just Napoleon walking down the street in his brown suit. My mom said “well that was strange! We should watch that and see what it’s about”
Nowadays she absolutely wouldn’t even think about watching something like that
It was a weird, indie movie when that kind of stuff was getting traction. It might seem more innocent because you were a kid / not born, but it was just lucky timing with good marketing.
It quite literally was a "wheres the beef?" instance. Here today gone tomorrow
Where tf is my black queen?
Easy to get. Black males treat them horribly so even the smallest kind gesture towards a nigress makes them blush big time.
Right here sugah.
He has a 50% chance of getting herpes now
>looks down
>a little bit of cheese
>cuts to napoleon
>cuts back
>lots of cheese
Absolute kino, based KIP
I think it cuts back again and it’s back to a little cheese. Always figured it was an intentional continuity error
>your mom goes to college
i need a black woman in my life
How do I get a black gf?
I'm a 35 yo wizard. I'm balding and I live with my parents.
How do I get a white gf?
I'm a 35 yo wizard. I'm balding and I live with my parents.
Why was she so into him? I have seen obese black woman with skinny white dudes but LaFawnda actually looked okay for a black girl, way out of Kips league imo
Black men are stupid and always wanting to be hardcore thugs. They curse at women, beat them, and are overall subhumans.
If a man treats a black girl with the even slightest kindness it's amazing for them. They've never seen it before
They’re also used to being at the bottom of the social value pyramid so they’re not just used to being mistreated they’re actually starved for affection in most cases. It’s actually pretty sad far too many lovely black girls end up socially isolated and depressed and lonely.
If they didn’t grow up in white culture but then have a good head on their shoulders and want to have a job and a non-hoodrat life they’re always accepted to a minimal degree but it’s very hard to assimilate. They can’t even bond with other women over girly things like hair and makeup because they have different hair and skin types. They’re always tolerated and people even go to lengths to include them to have a token Black in their friend group but forming true connections doesn’t come easy, and people always subconsciously treat them differently (such as not talking about politics with them or being overly deferential unlike how they might be with white people). So they get a job and have “friends” but forming real connections doesn’t come easy, and dating is even harder. Most of them haven’t even grown up with the hope of being swept off their feet in love; if you find a nice black girl and bring her flowers she will literally cry and show them off to everyone like it was the first present anyone ever gave her.
I wish this were true.
My experience was more like that louis ck episode where he tries to pick up a black chick and she ends up calling the police or something for harassment because he buys her flowers.
Of course I'm even worse looking than him so, as always just be good looking and nothing else matters
HUGE 5 month advertising push on MTV, which everyone was actually watching back in 2004
One of the best movies ever. I unironically think it should get a criterion release.