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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lois Francine Marge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss Lois. She seems fun but also she's a huge b***h.
      Marry Francine. She's gorgeous, she's funny and I have a feeling you can do any kind of kinks with her.
      Kill Marge. Frick this nagging harpy.

      > marry marge
      ngmi

      Kill marge because she's a yellow freak with alien hair
      Kiss the blonde one because she looks aight but American Dad is a fricking homosexual show
      Marry lois she's stated to be a 10/10 in-universe and is a crazy sex freak

      Shit taste, Lois and Francine are canonically disloyal prostitutes who will silently hate you
      Marge is the only real choice for marriage. She is a good woman and truly loves her whole family, despite not being perfect or the most attractive. She also canonically puts out all the time for Homer.

      You want a good marriage? Marry the girl slightly below your league who is kind of tall. She will love you forever and bear you strong sons. Short girls are genetic landmines, frick them all day but never marry a short woman. They are the bearers of incels

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Francine are canonically disloyal prostitutes who will silently hate you
        One hundred percent wrong. Out of the three of them, Francine has had the fewest incidents of infidelity by far.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's also a prostitute that has stan raising a kid that isnt his and never bothered to tell him

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a kid that isnt his
            Never been stated in canon if Haley is or isn't Stan's. It's very intentionally left unclear. Again, both Marge and Francine have cheated worse and more often. Francine has committed not one act of infidelity after the marriage, unless it was sanctioned by Stan, like in the My Morning Jacket episode.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Francine are canonically disloyal prostitutes who will silently hate you
        One hundred percent wrong. Out of the three of them, Francine has had the fewest incidents of infidelity by far.

        she's also a prostitute that has stan raising a kid that isnt his and never bothered to tell him

        >a kid that isnt his
        Never been stated in canon if Haley is or isn't Stan's. It's very intentionally left unclear. Again, both Marge and Francine have cheated worse and more often. Francine has committed not one act of infidelity after the marriage, unless it was sanctioned by Stan, like in the My Morning Jacket episode.

        When did Marge and Francine ever cheat?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even 10 episodes into the series

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She didnt cheat there though, the whole episode was about overcoming temptation

            Francine cheated on Stan the day before their wedding. She had unprotected sex with a stranger at a club. Other than that, she has not cheated on Stan.

            thats still well worth dropping and honor killing a woman irl for but if all you have to choose from is adult cartoon wives she might as well be a saint

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Francine ever cheat
          Hailey

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Francine cheated on Stan the day before their wedding. She had unprotected sex with a stranger at a club. Other than that, she has not cheated on Stan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mom is 5'3 my father is 6'3. All the men in my family are 6 ft+

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You lucked out and had a tall dad
          If you're not tall don't cope by marrying a short girl

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Lois. She seems fun but also she's a huge b***h.
    Marry Francine. She's gorgeous, she's funny and I have a feeling you can do any kind of kinks with her.
    Kill Marge. Frick this nagging harpy.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fran marge lois

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > marry marge
      ngmi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ngmi
        ngmi

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill marge because she's a yellow freak with alien hair
    Kiss the blonde one because she looks aight but American Dad is a fricking homosexual show
    Marry lois she's stated to be a 10/10 in-universe and is a crazy sex freak

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry Marge for lfetime sex
    Frick Lois
    Kill Francine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > lfetime sex
      She doesn't do anal and I doubt you can cum into her mouth.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marge is a comfirmed sex addict and freak

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > comfirmed sex addict and freak

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but Marge is an addict. She is almost always the one to ask homer for sex and she requests it about once every 5 episodes. Now imagine what goes on we don't see

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the reason for that is that Homer almost never initiate sex.
              He's fat, he (almost) never works out and he drinks a lot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marge passed up alien tentacle sex with Kang and Kodos. She's no sex freak, you depraved homosexual.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pick Francine because she has the biggest boobs

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry Beth Smith

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not Summer? Beth is crazy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Summer would be better, but we were talking about moms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off jerry

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry Francine (objectively the hottest of all of them)
    Kiss Lois (she a freak in the sheets)
    Kill Marge (would be a good wife but sorry that voice is just too much)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Francine. I just do.

      Francine is so hot. There's some good r34 but I wish there was way more

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stops taking care of herself once

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought the marry option was a platonic relationship. what would be the point of frick v marry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what would be the point of frick v marry
      Frick is for someone who's hot but has an obnoxious character you couldn't stand for extended periods of time, while marry is for someone whose character you like and may or may not be hot

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, I'd most definitely kill Lois.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Francine. I just do.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry Lois if you want her to cuck you for Bill Clinton and encourage your daughter to kill herself.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry marge but only if she keeps her hair down. She was smokin with that hair down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking based, I completely agree with you. Hair Down Marge is by far the sexiest version of Marge.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Francine will drop you once you cannot provide for her though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, she's a loving wife and mother in the meantime

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Louis.
    Kill Marge.
    Marry Francine.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marge is an absolute babe when her hair is down

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marge Playboy pics were hot, bros...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there only one good ai marge pic? Drawn porn is so bad

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Marge
    Kiss Lois
    Marry Francine so I can take bong rips and play soul calibur 2 with her

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Marge
    Marry Francine
    Kill Lois

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss none
    Marry Marge
    Kill the two prostitutes
    Lois fricked blacks
    Francine fricked over 4000 people

    both are inferior

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiss Marry Kill
    your mommy won't let you say "frick" on the internet or what?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Kill Marry

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick marry kill ok...

    Frick Maggie (correction)
    Marry Hayley (correction)
    Kill Meg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hayley's way too loose for me. I'd want to see Meg in real life first since the show definitely overplays her gross because Seth is just negging Mila, but I think Maggie's going to be my marriage material there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        here is you real life Meg

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She really looks like Meg without the filters and make up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry Hayley (correction)
      She dated the very republican Avery Bullock for a bit and she enjoyed that he challenged her. She also has an alter ego as the pie baker Carlotta Monteray, so she's good in the kitchen too. I think you might be right there. If she had someone to correct her like Stan did for Francine, there might be something there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she also dated her dad's double so uuugh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you saying a good thing as if it's a bad thing?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you want your gf to have sexual fantasies about her dad?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She got over that part when she realized why she was attracted to Bill in the first place. It was just misplaced affection because Stan never said I love you to her while Bill did. While yeah, Stan's a handsome man, she doesn't have an electra complex or anything. But it does mean she'll be fine calling me Daddy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair point

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss? What happened to frick?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lois has never made laugh once, such a shit character.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme some of that Franny fanny

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss and marry (and impregnate) Marge, kill the other two because I don't even know who the frick they are.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill all 3 and marry and frick donna

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did the animators give her a huge ass? seems like some kinda subtle racism that all black woman have huge asses or something

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cuz she be black

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She just built different

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry Marge because I've got yellow fever

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    murder marge with a shovel
    rape lois
    marry francine and rub her feet after a long day of sucking my wiener like a dyson vacuum

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Lois
    Kill Marge
    Marry Francine

    Marge is unfunny, stupid looking, annoying voice
    Lois is sexy but too psycho to marry
    Francine is perfect

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry francine
    kiss lois
    kill marge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss Lois
      Kill Marge
      Marry Francine

      Marge is unfunny, stupid looking, annoying voice
      Lois is sexy but too psycho to marry
      Francine is perfect

      FRANCINECHADS WINNING BIGLY

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Lois. Seems like she'd probably have STDs and be a c**t to be around.
    Marry Francine. Unironically the best and most devoted wife of the three, and unlimited sex.
    Frick Marge. Just one satisfying hate frick where I ruin her butthole and make her drink my piss.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss lois, marry francine, kill marge

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry lois
    kill francine
    kiss marge
    i don't think marge is attractive but i dont like francine so she can go

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry Lois then withhold sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the cobson meme here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll just cuck you then

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I really think about it, Francine is the least likely to create a ridiculous situation out of nowhere. Most of her crazy situations are caused by someone else, and her escapades are things along the lines of "things are getting too spicy for the pepper"

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape blonde, kill lois, marry marge

    literally the best answer, nothing else makes sense

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiss
    Holy fricking soi, just say fricking you fricking snowflake frick

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss Francine
    Mary Lois
    Kill Marge
    Let's not forget that Lois comes from an extremely rich family and as long as you're not a fat moronic piece of shit like Peter then you'll never have to worry about money again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you are a fat moronic piece of shit like Peter, Lois's parents still pay the Griffin's mortgage.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marge Francine Lois

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