>Knock at the Cabin has two gay dads

>Knock at the Cabin has two gay dads
>Last of Us produces one of the best episodes of television ever, featuring two guys
>Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay

It's out time homokings. We own cinema now. Let's frick the metaphoric shit encrusted butthole that is the box office with our aids ridden dicks (movies) and keep making bangers

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sherlock is gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Sherlock?

      and OP is gay too

      Also this

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Fletcher is gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My guy.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does Daniel Craig somehow look older than Pierce Brosnan? He's at least 15 years younger than Pierce.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bong genes vs Irish genes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jewesses suck your life force

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a hardened Kardashian. God gave The Wall too much power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol. He has that red puffy face it tends to cause.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and OP is gay too

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Craig looked really dried out and bogged in that movie.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >knock at the cabin
    shamalamadinngdong is a hack and his movies are unwatchably bad
    >last of us
    it’s a streaming adaptation of a video game about fungus zombies featuring big hairy gay men buttfricking each other, you’re just a big homosexual so you have preference bias
    >worlds most famous detective is gay
    Is that what sir arthur conan doyle said? oh, no? just some israeli homosexuals who didn’t create the character? cool story

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shamalamadinngdong is a hack and his movies are unwatchably bad
      Unbreakable remains the greatest comic book movie of all time. Split is perfection. Glass makes sense in its universe. 6th Sense is pure. Signs is kino.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    detective franchise ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's true tho

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one man I'm gay for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, I was weirdly attracted to Jake all throughout that one, too. I like Neytiri, but, but then as soon as I think about fricking her, it's like "damn, I'd never want to frick my cats, there like my babies." With Jake it's like, "that's a cool looking fella, right there."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cat person is a mentally ill homosexual
        too much toxoplasmosis. many such cases.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A1 Jake was hot too, but the tired dad energy he has in 2 is just so hot.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up.
    Was going to watch the Shaymamamlan flick for some grungy fun, but I don't want to see homosexualry propaganda

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Columbo is gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he has a wife though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        never seen her

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Inspector Clouseau is gay?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poirot is gay?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only way for movie to have competent white male lead is to make them gay.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's frick the metaphoric shit encrusted butthole that is the box office with our aids ridden dicks (movies)

    surely your dicks would be ticket sales in this ANALogy?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the being on the left is Daniel Craig
    Wtf what happened.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And I meant right. I'm moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just pretend you meant stage left.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remove woman
    >quality goes up

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
    Auguste Dupin is gay?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Die of AIDS you revolting child molester. I fricking hate you.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was a servant.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rust is gay?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals have been controlling Hollywood for years through the power of little boy actors buttholes. This isn't new.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was gay, Sherlock Holmes?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A better edit of TLOU.
    There was no artistic need to see any rutting bears, which was purely sociopoliticial.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Matlock is gay?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
    Literally who

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember lemon party? That site with old dudes sucking eachother off that everyone grossed eachother out with in school in the 00s? The same people are now praising that TLOU episode. I feel like I can see through everyone. I remember lemon party and I know deep down everyone finds old dudes sucking eachother off funny and gross but now they're all pretending that it's all beautiful and emotional. How do people live with such dishonesty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that and meatspin was the most shocking shit ever to people but now its basically nothing. Now they put that shit on Netflix

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest detective franchise ever reveals lead detective is a gay
    I can't believe they turned Hercule Poirot into a fricking nancy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was already French.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >french

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Same frog, different croak. Literally cannot care less about the differences between tiny homosexual euro countries.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bros forgotten so hard it isn't even mentioned in this thread
    When these fail it will be another you reap what you sow situation btw
    Of course, still they won't stop rebooting old franchises and turning the characters gay

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, because no hard you try to make sex sound unnapealing, you will actually never have any experience with it because you're a loser. LOL

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