It was quite some time ago. The OG voice actor came by a don't suck my cock thread and dropped these hot new takes. Everyone was losing their shit being blessed by the legend himself. He might be Keanu himself lurking Cinemaphile.
why is Cinemaphile leaking onto Cinemaphile?
and no, i never said that i wouldn't sell a kidney to be at the mercy of bae and haewon, so don't even try to accuse me of that.
Oh no, what a nightmare scenario I have found myself in. An attractive Chilean woman and extra attractive Cuban woman have made their intentions to have sexual relations with me known, and they will not take no for an answer.
If only Keanu had home security cameras in his house then he could have proved to the police that they're were playing some sick game and holding him hostage for blackmail
>NO DO NOT DO THAT
>DO NOT WEAR DIAPERS AND TWERK WHILE I PLAY BATTLEFIELD 1 I WOULD BE REALLY UPSET IF THAT HAPPENED
>playing any BF after BF 4
Disgusting
>playing any BF after 2142
Disgusting
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
this scene was fucking hot tbh, wish both her socks, or at least 1, were off when she was stepping on him 🙁
(You) posted the wrong vocaroo buckaroo
https://vocaroo.com/1ji0PM4AWLcH
What thread were these originally posted in? Were they in reference to this movie?
It was quite some time ago. The OG voice actor came by a don't suck my cock thread and dropped these hot new takes. Everyone was losing their shit being blessed by the legend himself. He might be Keanu himself lurking Cinemaphile.
why is Cinemaphile leaking onto Cinemaphile?
and no, i never said that i wouldn't sell a kidney to be at the mercy of bae and haewon, so don't even try to accuse me of that.
because they are both reddit boards?
good point
Junk.
Enjoy the naked women.
OH GOD A SEXY CUBAN WOMAN IN HER PRIME SAVE ME AAAAAHHHH
keanu reeves acting kino
https://vocaroo.com/1gKCaNmytX2b
ANA DE ARMAS
DON'T WRAP YOUR TIGHT PUSSY AROUND MY ERECT, THROBBING PENIS
STOOOOOOOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh, what a woeful fate be that which has befallen me!
but what's his wife gonna think?
Who cares?
me in the middle
what was it like, Keanu?
good, real good
kheanu chungus youre stunning
jesus what a nightmare
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
BITCH I'M FROM OAKLAND
Ana
Yes.
id do anything for her
You wouldn't fuck her if she was on her period
yes i would. and i wouldnt even shower after
haha stop it you're silly
Based.
Chased.
Your legacy will never be erased.
Dubs confirm.
Huh
yes?
That's Ana de Armas
de
Armas
>written and directed by you know who
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/XVMaXRGcEGP4wPvvEk6iqw
What are you doing, anon?
She died
>NOOO DON’T SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh no, what a nightmare scenario I have found myself in. An attractive Chilean woman and extra attractive Cuban woman have made their intentions to have sexual relations with me known, and they will not take no for an answer.
I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
I don't get it.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME ANA DE ARMAS
GET YOUR TONED BODY AWAY FROM ME NO NOOOOOO
What a silly film.
If only Keanu had home security cameras in his house then he could have proved to the police that they're were playing some sick game and holding him hostage for blackmail
How would he explain his constant inability to overpower two small women?
Who's there?
i like the one with the big mouth