Kojima has spoken.

Kojima has spoken.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will do neither. .

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not understand TencenT.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the subtitled version gweilo!
    more like read
    frick chinese soap operas

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has been trying to make a movie since the 80s
    >literally has failed so badly he convinced Konami to let him make a 'movie game'
    >dude is now responsible for the shitty movies as games we have

    He's unhealthy obsession with trying to be something he's not is worrying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you’re exaggerating how much influence he has

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MGS1 is arguably the first game with a huge emphasis on cutscenes, not counting shit like dragon's lair which is a glorified animated film

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where Konami fired him.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that Mandarin is such an ugly language to hear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >foreign languages make my brain hurt just by being in the vicinity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but frick off, mandarin is the worst sounding language with german and korean

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          german sounds cool, jew

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you heard dutch? (WEET IK)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kanker op stinkneger

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can you say this when Malay and Indonesian exist?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I got used to hearing it. I thought Japanese and German sounded fricking weird too at first though mandarin was definitely rougher than those. The only languages that sounded good at first hearing them to me was French, and surprisingly, Arabic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Japanese and korean are fine, but mandarin sounds like a duck being raped.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Korean is unironically the ugliest of the East Asian languages.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >East Asian languages
          No such thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an ESL and speak 4 languages and I agree with this.
      Chinese and almost all asian languages except Japanese are very unpleasant to listen to

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exposure bias.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I got used to hearing it. I thought Japanese and German sounded fricking weird too at first though mandarin was definitely rougher than those. The only languages that sounded good at first hearing them to me was French, and surprisingly, Arabic.

      Yeah you get used to it. Now I'd like to get spoken Mandarin to in the bedroom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I hear mandarin, I always think its someone just being doing a racist joke but then I realize that's actually what it sounds like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse than Korean and Japanese for sure. But the ugliest language is Polish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thai and indonesian language is awful they all sound like angry parrots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it sound so much worse than Cantonese?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do east asians already sound like they're whinging?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Japanese is the only nice sounding asian language
      t. asian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I hate Mandarin. I don't think it's the "ugliest" per se (I think some Southeast Asian languages are technically "uglier"), but it's by far the most grating language in the world. It legit causes me discomfort, like scraping a chalkboard. I think it has to do with all the "shh" sounds. Triggers my misophonia like crazy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think it has to do with all the "shh" sounds.

        That's exactly the problem with Mandarin. Every other syllable is ch or sh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BING CHILLING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The only other languages that come close are Vietnamese and Arabic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like it. Beijing dialect is kinda harsh but Shanghai mandarin accent and Shanghainese language is nice, better than Cantonese.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Japanese language literally sounds like bird noises. You're just a weeb.

        Chang.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not that other anon.
          I like Japanese too but my favorite is Korean.

          I'm European btw. I'm swarmed with Asian tourists so I just kinda got used to it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually like it. Beijing dialect is kinda harsh but Shanghai mandarin accent and Shanghainese language is nice, better than Cantonese.

            real fricking shame Modhaus is keeping her weibo exclusive

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              real fricking shame jaden is moronic in general

              nice trips though

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Konami did nothing wrong
    What a hack.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's so bad he doesn't even acknowledge it
    This is likely the worst review he's ever given

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1771441105743278389

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like the cheap dubbing in post that chinese productions do, just like bollywood. they don't even use the same actors to dub their own voices sometimes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That has become less common. Most shows, at least the major ones, use the real actor's voices.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is the superior version but it could have done with a larger Netflix-style budget. It's not like Tencent is broke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was perfectly fine and did not need a bloated Netflix tier budget. the only parts that looked "cheap" were the 3D/game sections which actually works pretty well because it's supposed to show that it's virtual reality.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The SFX in a sci-fi show kind of matters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, you didn't like all the bleep bloops of people furiously working on their computers?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good, way too long though. The chinese love their soap operas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long is it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        30 episodes of painfully slow plot advancement apparently.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I might give it a try
          I managed to suffer through Three Kingdoms somehow (eventhough the southland episodes almost killed me) and that shit was 90 something ep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          30 episodes for the first book or all three?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what is this shit about? i have no idea and im not about to read some chink book

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so AYYYYY LMAOs and chinamen. sounds like having a root canal.

        someone call me when we get a CHUD BLUSKI show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fool yourself, a lot of it would go over your head.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure it would. sounds reddity and pretentious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sci fi about aliens and humans being too dumb to comprehend them. apparently turns into anime by book 3 because the author admitted he didn't know where else to take it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        since its chinks, when do the singing idol girl groups show up to show them the way through friendship?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          protagonist turns into an anime hero by the end, chinese are more about abject power level autism than power of friendship or power of the earth like the japanese

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fermi Paradox and the intergalactic Dark Forest

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima has spoken.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate bombastic Asian overacting though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese don't really do that. Not like the Japanese and Koreans do, though. Their acting is much more mellow in comparison.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really hate bombastic Asian overacting though
      Imagine saying this when comparing the Tencent show to the Netflix slop.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based. the netflix version completely bastardises the books.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which subs are best for this?
    Another anon recommended a fansub, but I’m having trouble finding any specific group’s release.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you rike my Bing chilling?
    The absolute state of Kojimbo

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that a parody account

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's him. He tweets in Japanese and then I think he pays a guy to run his English translation account.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. japangay
    I hate chinese speaks so much
    you have no idea how LOUD chinese is
    it's insane
    japanese speaking sounds in a public space are like ".... .. .... mmrmm.. .... mbrmb.. .mrbm... dessu"
    chinese is like
    HAO WAAAWI WAHO WOH HHOWA HO GU=AIAWAI JHWAOW WUU NYAA AFAA WNAA HNYA A HOWW??

    it's so fricking loud and it's like they have to wrap their entire mouths aroudn every single syllable like they're inhaling a basketball, frick
    they're so rude too, I can't even get started on how rude and thoughtless and selfish they are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese sounds so harmonious to me
      chinese sounds like a fricking cacophony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Japanese language literally sounds like bird noises. You're just a weeb.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Japanese language literally sounds like bird noises
          no

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give us a dub!!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >curious about Three Body Problem
    >read the first book
    >translation is ass, reads like an A.I. made it
    >read the rest of the story in Wikipedia plot summary
    >reads like - "the tuarians request help with the Dong Le restoration project to not nuke the Earth for the secret math equation!"
    Yeah whatever lol. Is this the power of a billion Chinese minds?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a population of 1.4 billion people... 1.3 billion of whom will never talk to a person outside of China. There's not much of an impetus to learning how to translate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >read the rest of the story in Wikipedia plot summary
      Is this the power of western minds?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blindiight mogs three body problem anyways, i watched the chinese version and it sucked dick with 9 straight episodes of some stupid chink woman's backstory that could've been 10 minutes instead.,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad Blindsight is hard to adapt because it's all about the limits of perception. I guess you could make it more paranoid and only have small sections of audiologging about what he thinks of everyone.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah read the original, good luck getting through conversation with Ding Yi, Yang Dong, Pan Han, Ching Chong Bing Bong, Dang Son, and Sum Ting Wong. Shit reads like a shootout in a steel walled room every name sound like a ricochet.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the ploblem?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What language is spoken in the three kingdoms show? It was surprisingly not ear grating to listen to like I usually find most chinese sounds. Maybe it was the theatrical delivery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mandarin.

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