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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa confirmed for KojimaKino

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is mentally moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is not moronic, but he loses at least 20 points of his IQ every time he gets close to a Hollywood celebrity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good game director, shit tier writer. MGS wouldn't be remembered so fondly if he didn't have a co-writer carrying his westaboo loving ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MGS2's ending predicted social media. that's about it.

        Reminder that the Codec lines in Mgs2 along with most of the story if not all are all written by this guy that didn't get any credit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know who it is?
          I'd be curious to check out his other work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      t. massive MGS fan doesn't mean it/kojima aren't moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is based and people only hate him because he does his own thing instead of chasing after trends like the rest of the vidya industry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his own thing
        ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does kojima suck modern hollywood's wiener so hard? it makes him seem desperate to be accepted into hollywood's inner circle. he's even got troony schafer and jordan 'genocide all white people' peel helping him on his next game.

      Kojima is proof that Hollywood liberalism can infect other races too

      He is not moronic, but he loses at least 20 points of his IQ every time he gets close to a Hollywood celebrity

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And people hated the Oscar Isaac casting. Congrats, now he's simping for a downie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's in the us military not el salvador homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Solid Spic
      Was never gonna watch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your grandkids will be brown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you will never reproduce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burke is a million times better and I’d actually watch the metal gear movie if he plays Snake. Haven’t seen Flopiosa but he’s great in Strike. Just get him in good shape and you’re set.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any white is better than famous star wars mexican

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he almost has the right look but its not masculine and tough enough.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    praetorian jack was mad max lite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's whats so odd. Why make a movie about furiosa just to have the story driven by a literal shitty mad max clo(w)n(e)? It's a mind boggling choice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty mad max clon
        ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty mad max clon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shitty mad max clon
          ???

          Poor ass bait guys lol. You almost made me think you were ESLs

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does kojima suck modern hollywood's wiener so hard? it makes him seem desperate to be accepted into hollywood's inner circle. he's even got troony schafer and jordan 'genocide all white people' peel helping him on his next game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's an ameriboo, a lot of modern japanese art is heavily influenced by western stuff

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is proof that Hollywood liberalism can infect other races too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna infect your pozzhole, buck consider your ass on break

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite the same thing as saying that he wants this actor to play snake. Just that the character reminds him of snake

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Tom Sizemore

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they let Kojimbo rape the main actress of this movie too, to get him to promote it?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I wouldn’t mind, way better than Oscar Spicsaac.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Cinemaphiletards worship this literal deviantart autist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't he's a controversial polarizing character in gaming. He has legions of haters, worshipers, and then people like me who enjoy his earlier offerings but also believe he's not actually the genius that his gunt guards profess him to be and think he needs to be reigned in lest his indulgent impulses ruin whatever he's working on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one does, he's lost trust with the epic gamerz crowd over half a decade ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MGS2's ending predicted social media. that's about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a broken clock is right twice a day. the game is so fricking zany and throws so much shit at the wall that something is bound to stick.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Second viewing

    based. Kojima will ride to valhalla, shiny and chrome

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima loving Furiosa so much makes me hope he'll make a Mad Max game. Didn't Miller explicitly ask him to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't to fight the junkyard V8 metal gear

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here’s your snake bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has a nice "youre pretty good" face. make him ocelot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1tmLrJs.jpeg

      kojimbros, not like this…

      he just looks like david hayter.

      kojima won't admit that though....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he just looks like david hayter.
        except Tom Burke can actually act

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kojima won't admit that though....
        dunno, doubt kojima cares about hayter as much as he cares about kojima
        people forget kojima was asiatic who didnt speak english, only recently he learned some
        he didnt cast, direct or probably even understand hayter, to him it was just the VA in the en version, some guy he never knew
        and heyter wasnt kicked off since kojimbo hated him, hayter was c**t during negotiations so kojima picked the first actor he liked instead

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, he was literally the best thing of that homosexual feminist flick.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dude is such a try hard. Like a Japanese Jonah Feldstein

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the best Aussie accent impression I've ever heard. The down's syndrome probably helps.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If kojima want a homosexual and actually wanted a 1:1 snake, he’d get Kurt Russell’s son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he's anything like Clint Eastwood's son he probably can't act for shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s in overlord I’m pretty sure but I haven’t seen it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was pretty good in that actually. I think he'd do fine as Snake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like clint eastwoods son.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat faced Snake
    Uugh

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's such a star fricker.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's only one Snake he was too good to be on some asiatic video game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real Snake. The asiatic ripoff is gay and lame. If Carpenter wasn't such a chill guy, the asiatic would be raped by lawyers to death

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just repeated what I said but you did it with less intelligence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't invent anything of what we're speaking about. You're a nobody who hasn't done anything. Get a grip. Words and narratives are not yours.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut up, moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real Snake. The asiatic ripoff is gay and lame. If Carpenter wasn't such a chill guy, the asiatic would be raped by lawyers to death

      Plisken is nothing like Solid Snake though.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He took the Snake character completely from Escape from New York

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. You only see that aspect of Snake in the Solid games, and even then he's quite different from Pliskin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real Snake. The asiatic ripoff is gay and lame. If Carpenter wasn't such a chill guy, the asiatic would be raped by lawyers to death

      if you actually played the games the characters are nothing alike. they don't even look alike if were not talking about Big Boss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did play the games. Big Boss just looks like Plisken. Escape From NY has a political thriller backdrop and was heavily based in 1980s politics with some retro-futuristic technology.
        Plisken has a sarcastic personality and was a skilled operative before breaking away from the US government and becoming jaded with the system.
        gets sent on a mission that would be impossible for anyone else. There's Plisken DNA in every single Metal Gear game. Kojima would've gotten sued for the similarities if not for John Carpenter also being a video game nerd who told them to take it easy.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His face is too fat. Snake should either look like young Walken, Bale or Mel Gibson. The first and latter being direct inspirations for his design, MGS1 and MG2 respectively.

    Not saying the guy in OP wouldn't work, but Snake has a narrow and angular face. It's MGS3 BiBo who has the fat frick face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes just way too old
      snake actor has to be late 20- mid 30, or at lest a very in shape early 40 guy
      snake cant be in his later 40ties or fricking 50ties, by that age you would need a lot of changes to the story, and if there are sequels? fricking 60 year old actor in mgs2? come on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        snake is supposed to be an early 20s guy when he kills big boss, by mgs 1 he should be 28-early 30s and in mgs2 well into his 30s, then in mgs4 he gets clone aids and is like a 70 year old man at 40

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Snake is 100% young Eastwood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are amerimutts so faceblind?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nu metal band member

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie felt pretty Kojimbo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i loved the end of mgs v but i know i'm the only person who did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (you) aren't alone. MGSV ending is distilled kino, but that's largely due to the fallout between Kojima and Konami.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah bro its pretty pretty kino

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Burke in Furiosa, he had a lot of presence in all of his scenes.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Konami owns metal gear, not Kojima.

    Kojima literally has nothing to do with the franchise and wouldn't be allowed near a MGS movie set if one were made

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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