>Krabby Patty with extra onion. >Puts a single slice of onion on the Patty

>Krabby Patty with extra onion
>Puts a single slice of onion on the Patty

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need more? Amerifat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just goyslop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You need more? Amerifat.

      It's an onion, it's like 90% water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you afford to buy more, europoor?

  2. 2 years ago
    Pider Man

    >pic unrelated

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >puts a fricking slab of tomato bigger than the actual patty
    What were they thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like something Gordon Ramsay would make

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The meat looks dry, the cheese isnt melted, the onion is too thing, the tomato is too thick, and the order of everything is fricked. The meat should be in the middle of everything. Bottom to top: lower bun, special condiment, lettuce (moisture barrier for bottom bun), tomato (thin sliced), burger WITH MELTED CHEESE, onion, pickle, ketchup/mustard, top bun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is not even in the correct order.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're just fricking yourself if you are deviating too much from that order. The krabby patty in the OP is the best example of what not to do.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WHAT???

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these wannabe Cinemaphile critics thinking they can talk shit about the perfected KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA™

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's in it if it's so great?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that adds to the umami taste. Could be fish sauce, Worcestershire Sauce, onions sauce, miso, anchovies, mushrooms, literally just msg crystals, etc..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if we tried having this thread in Cinemaphile the fat frick mod would delete it and ban everyone from all boards for 3 days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably still has PTSD after the Samurai Jack incident.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onion sliced long-ways or side-ways?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roughly diced.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>Puts a single slice of onion on the Patty
    The secret, anon, is that most Krabby patties use only one ring of the onion. For a mere dollar more, they can add the entire rings of that layer.

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