Kubrick's version is superior.

Kubrick's version is superior.

  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Leon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both shit. There's smoking in both of them.

      Fuck off with these bad movies

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing Kubrick has made has been shit.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fear and Desire sucked donkey balls

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nothing Kubrick has made has been shit.
          >what is 2001

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know if people smoke in the novel? If not I very strongly agree.
        >Hey let's take this literal masterpiece and turn it into a glorified cigarette ad

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its been years since ive read it. Probably it did but also its something that should be left out. Its one thing to write such a thing but is entirely different for people to actually do it

          You can't do it with a 16 year old Dolores, she has to be 12. So it can't realistically be done. Kubrick focused more on Charlotte, which was the only option really.

          >she has to be 12.So it can't realistically be done
          Jena Malone was 11/12 in Bastard Out of Carolina. And they had the fingering and the rape scene. But not the masturbation scenes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't think so. Looking back it seems like Humbert is directly asked if he smokes and he ignores the smoker. Nabokov wasn't a big fan of smoking iirc, he 'objected to the post-coital cigarette as an artist' or something.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this your channel? How could you give Sign O' the Times a 2/10?

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this shit right now. it's so lifeless compared to Kubrick's one. It honestly feels like im watching a lifetime movie.
    it lacks the satirical humor of kubrick's. I'm only 12 minutes in and i already want to turn it off.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I'm only 12

      isn't that what the movie is about

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching the Kubrick version everyone in here loves. 45 minutes in,
      The acting is fucking trash ....
      I'm not trolling or shit posting.
      The mom is fucking awful. The guy is half asleep. The girl barely acts.
      Holy shit is the acting on this fucking bad.....
      At least the 90s version had better acting.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just like the sex scene in the 90s version. kubricks is way better.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          kubrick:
          the mom acting: shit, loud, very very cringe. yells for everything. one note.
          humbert, sleepwalking through the role. zero charisma. barely awake
          e-boita: same shit, barely emotes. acts annoyed and not spoiled.

          sorry no. the actors in the 90s version are more three dimensional. emote better. e-boita and humbert are WAY WAY better

          kubricks movie is fucking dull

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            ill give lynes another chance.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            the brilliance of kubricks is that it takes itself less seriously and is more of a comedy.
            and the acting is the typical old hollywood acting you'd see in it's era.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kubrick:
            a comedy, full of double entendre and innuendo, sharp writing, brilliant cinematography.
            does not try to make you empathize with humbert, just laughs at the absurdity of it.
            lyne:
            a drama, which tries to make you empathize with a pedo

            Kubricks is more kino. you've just been filtered hard

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. The Lyne version totally missed the point of the book. It’s just a mediocre drama. No wonder actual pedos (and women) like that version so much

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based. in your opinion what is the point of the book?

                in a way, yes it is

                what is that

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The book is about many things. America and how it compares to Europe, solipsism, mass media, lust, etc. I would say the main thing about it is Humbert’s ego and how the whole book is just an insane testimony by a guy who sees himself as a genius for being attracted to things that are really mundane

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nabokov missed the point.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gets naked in this one though so that automatically makes it better

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason i think "people" (pedos) prefer Lyne's is that its more graphic.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's an adult dude, non of the e-boita movies have been truly pedo

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sue Lyon was actually 14. so she was the closest thing. she felt more realistic than Swan playing a child.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >17-year-old Dominique Swain
        >pedos
        no one's falling for it, garden gnome

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do it with a 16 year old Dolores, she has to be 12. So it can't realistically be done. Kubrick focused more on Charlotte, which was the only option really.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't have to be 12. honestly 14 is fine like in Kubricks.
      Sue Lyon is also more alluring than dominique swan. Makes it easier to sympathize with humbert.
      Lynes version has a girl who looks like she's 17 dressed like she's 9 years old. It looks retarded

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        nymphettes already start to lose their charm by then according to Humbert, it's really not the same. but I liked the focus on charlotte, she's a tragic character really.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          the lynes version acting is so bad. wow. and people actually like this movie.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly would it really be so taboo to authentically adapt e-boita? Humbert doesn't even do much sexually in the book if I call recall. Half the time he just talks about how much he likes her feet.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        realistically speaking, do it like Cuties
        make the cast black, woke, make the characters muslim or something

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefered this version.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's that? I can't find it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's a whore who gave it up to a gyppo!
      *bang*

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Russian version is the best

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swithed Lyne's off, put Kubricks on.
    The lifetime movie acting, and poor framing, is not worth the gratuitous sexual scenes.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what version do I watch and WHY?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kubricks because its kino.
      Lynes if you want sex scenes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kubricks is a work of art. Lyne is lifetime tier smut.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynne is more faithful and has Jeremy Irons. The whole doctor subplot is dumb

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        lynnes feels like a lifetime movie. its so poorly shot.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          you said that twice already and i truly honestly cant see how.
          how ? costumes are great, sets look great, car looked great, actors looked good,
          how ? seriously i cant see it

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't see it because it's not true.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            its hokey, melodramatic af.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >costumes are great
            they dress Swan like she's 9, when she looks like a teenager (i know i've already said that)

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        watching kubricks right now, and the dialogue is much funnier and more witty.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-boita was basically remade 1 year ago

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did licorice pizza or whatever got so much praise while this went unnnoticed?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably because the entire movie uses non actors (regular people)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop shilling your irrelevant film that has nothing to do with the subject matter

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old guy
        >falls in love with teen
        >they run away together

        thats, e-boita

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HER FATHER YOU SICK FUCKS.

    THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S A DAUGHTER.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats the low budget Russian porno version

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's on xvideos

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here is pic.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the name

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally Russian e-boita

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Russian e-boita

            zero results. theres a block on that last word

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >what is imdb

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that like lgtb?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                what on earth is that.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                in a way, yes it is

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he search on Google
              Use Yandex like a functional human being, anon.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-boita was Nabokov's magnificent tribute to literature. And the story only thrives reading it as a novel and you pretend you're reading the account of an imprisoned lunatic who is writing this grand novel trying to justify is morally abhorrent abduction and grooming of a young child and well you should read the fucking novel if you haven't already.

    Neither Kubrick's film or the shitty 90s movie captures how Humbert Humbert is an elaborate parody of an Edgar Allen Poe narrator. How Humbert's flowery poetry on his e-boita is juxtaposed with the fact that he's a child molester talking lovingly of a smelly 12 year old brat. Or how Quilty is a doppelganger or Humbert, Peter Sellers was a once in a lifetime performer but his performance just didn't work in the movie. SPOILER below read the fucking book jesus christ it's easy as hell to pirate you have no excuse.

    Reading the preface again after finishing the novel and realizing that Delores died in childbook felt like a punch in the gut. The most genius set up I've ever experienced in any work.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      reading it now humbert seems absurdly horny. like he's getting off to just the scent of her unwashed hair. I'm not that smart tho and the prose is above my vocabulary.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the other important detail. The fact is you look at Sue Lyon (who is aged up to 16 in Kubrick's version) or Dominque Swain in this movie and the viewer really can't condemn Humbert Humbert as a monster for wanting to tap some teenaged poontang. It's morally wrong but it's not utterly vile.

        In the novel e-boita is a literal child, if I remember correctly Humbert bribes her with Coca-Cola and cheap supermarket sunglasses. He's a total piece of shit. I think the funniest and most disturbing idealization Humbert has in the middle of the book is when he contemplates marrying and impregnating e-boita. He then tells the reader that his plan will be to then move on from fucking e-boita who would then be out of his sexual desirability and then begin molesting his theoretical daughter. Utterly hilarious how Nabokov writes it but it's the shit that Josef Fritzl did.

        Anyway I would urge you to keep reading and keep your phone at hand to define/translate the words that Nobokov uses. It's what I did and 3 chapters in I really couldn't put the book down, as you should tell I'm not well read either but you will get acclimated with it. The wordplay and literary uses are just amazing in e-boita. Also feel free to look up the annotations that SparkNotes has for free, they'll point out amazing details you might miss.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah humbert seems pretty vile. he seems insatiable in the book so far. like he's constantly plotting to fuck her

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          reading it now. humbert is frothing like a rabid dog. sickening really

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          the films don't make it as clear as the book does that Humbert is a monster. The films have lots of young & dumb female fans who think it's a story about forbidden love or something, and that being into older men makes them sophisticated.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's childbook?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of the films take themselves too seriously, I agree. I mean the whole structure of e-boita is that Humbert is a deranged megalomaniac who sets out to describe his infatuations with Dolores as if he's creating an artistic masterwork. The movies are too humorless. Nabokov always puts meta references in his works like how Dolores is partly inspired by Shirley Temple or all the academic parodies in Pale Fire

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is so shit like everyone was a shit human

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both version doesn't include part of HH in sanatorium so both are shit

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked the books because of the road trip sections, which adaptation handles that part better?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think lyne's had more car scenes

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >11 million views

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love reading the comment sections for shit like this

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just clicking on this shit will get you in the watchlist

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          im watching the movie now, and reading the book. RIP

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're watching 11 million people then i guess.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pee pee poo poo

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nabokov's version is superior

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      reading it now and he really makes humbert seem deHispanicable tbh. he's literally foaming at the mouth with lust, and plotting constantly

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superior

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bored on a train recently so see what books I have on my phone, e-boita is one of the only ones downloaded
    >open it up
    >it opens to the last page I was at, 45% through
    If you know you know

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