>AHHH FRICK I CANT BELIEVE HES DRINKING MIIIIILLKKK
I genuinely don’t understand this söyboy trope… why does Hollywood think drinking a superfood is bad?
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Lactose Intolerance
>AHHH FRICK I CANT BELIEVE HES DRINKING MIIIIILLKKK
I genuinely don’t understand this söyboy trope… why does Hollywood think drinking a superfood is bad?
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>superfood
explain
milk and eggs are superfoods in the sense they have almost everything a body needs to grow from a baby to a healthy and strong adult
Seems like they’re so nutritious because they’re ways humans pretty much hacked nature and the nutritional needs of the young
>eggs must contain lots of nutrients to nourish a baby chick
>humans selectively breed chickens into being nothing but egg-laying machines, so they can obtain an unnatural level of this nutrition
>cows produce milk to feed their calves
>selectively breed cows to produce 10x as much milk, to the point that they’re in pain unless they’re constantly milked.
>keep cows continuously pregnant so they keep producing it
>infinite supply of what’s supposed to be a newborn calf’s nutrient shake
Pretty effective, but definitely not what nature intended
only europeans are capable of drinking milk without shitting their insides out
thats not true
It's mostly true
I wonder what genes causes that, that doesn't line up with haplogroup maps.
The gene responsible for lactase production is LCT, found on Chromosome 2. Normally it would become less active as you age, but in those populations it's mutated so that activity doesn't drop off nearly as much. It can also go the opposite way, with mutations that result in lactose intolerance from birth, but that's obviously much rarer
Ridiculous.
its kinda true though similar thing with alcohol.
It's kinda not THOUGH
Even arabs drink camel milk.
arabs drink camel piss too, and they eat camel shit
not a good example, considering theyre inbred shit eating subanimals
Mongols.
>arabs drink camel piss too, and they eat camel shit
>not a good example, considering theyre inbred shit eating subanimals
This anon went hard, and I commend him for it (he's not wrong)
that isnt cow milk, just because they drink it doesnt mean its good for them.
Shit i knew about this when i was a kid i had third world friends from like south america and they couldn't drink milk
Kefir is good for you though. It's basically yogurt
Based kefir appreciator. God bless the turkic weirdos that invented it.
I know all food must have been discovered by trial and error to some extent but I still wonder who the madlads were that were willing to roll the dice on fermented foodstuffs in days before even knew what microorganisms were
>hey so you know that goat milk that's been sitting on the table at room temperature for a day or two
>it's looking pretty chunky, I think something fell into it the other day
>frick it, I'll try anything once
>mmm, tangy
>and it didn't poison me or anything?
>this one's a keeper
Kefir (and other yogurts with those or similar bacteria) is great.
lmfao
Why do people always assume milk causes shitting? I legit can't drink it because it constipates me like a motherfricker.
literal white privilege.
i thought it was shitskins. that's why most of the world is lactose intolerant. most of the world population is non-white.
whites being the best domesticated animals and became ever stronger and better on the deeply nutritious milk of animals.
I am a white Anglo from the UK who has actually seen and maintain my family tree in document form going back to the 1500s, I don't have a drop of israelite, Black, arab, asian or slav blood. My surname is of Norman origin.
I am lactose intolerant and shit my guts out when I put a bit of milk in my coffee. I only developed this lactose intolerance about a year ago and I used to drink milk all the time, I am 28 years old.
you sure that's milk you're drinking
Semi-skimmed... Green cap... Since I switched to lactose free milk I've stopped ruining the toilet. Lactose free milk is weird as frick though because they add a bunch of sugar to it to replace the lactose.
>they add a bunch of sugar to it to
funny sugar makes me shit runs
I'm not lactose intolerant but from a few years ago I simply stopped liking the taste for some reason, same brands I used to drink I don't like anymore. Chances are they fricked up the process or the thing we drink isn't milk anymore
>I only developed this lactose intolerance about a year ago and I used to drink milk all the time, I am 28 years old.
Shouldn't have trusted the Pharma israelite anon.
A large amount of spontaneous allergies come from vaccines, peanut allergies especially.
b-but I'm actually not vaxxed, I let it slide, my company let us work from home so they also didn't super enforced it and now is not mandatory anymore and everybody forgot about it
Did you ever get covid? Not that anon.
I'm white and I've developed I tolerance later in life too. I even tried kefir and it really fricked me up bad, I went to the hospital. The only dairy I've found that doesn't upset me is blue cheese.
My South American friend can consume all dairy no problem and constantly drinks milk.
I'm sad. I just want to enjoy dairy again
Ever heard of the land of Mongolia?
I heard they got shit on by the land of Russia to the point of irrelevancy because at the end of the day the "land" of mongolia was nothing but a bunch of shit eating slave trading raiders
Doesn't change the fact that they eat diary for pretty much every meal for their entire life. Also who the frick cares about Russia, did you stray here from /misc/ or something?
So don't know where this shitty map comes from (also lol @ >source: just trust me I posted a map), showing them as highly lactose intolerant.
Russia put down your land of mongreloidia, which you were about to shill as le epic raiders. Wonder why you dont want to talk about that, could it be because youre a dickless slant straight outta r/asianmasculinity?
i think mongols got their lactose tolerant genes from scythians
that's why mongols were able to drink milk and mog the chinese
I got IBS in my early 20's so I stay away from lactose and gluten nowadays
t. ethnic Scanian
True
we should associate pizza with nazism next.
pizza was originally a poverty tier meal that starving peasants would make as to not completely die from starvation, its one tier above bread in being goyslop for the pleb masses
don't care i enjoy Dr Oteker formerly of the SS pizza
>pizza was originally a poverty tier meal
lobster too apparently. literally eat the bugs, ocean edition.
Yeah. Literally prison food. Now it's gourmet.
>oh no I'm starving
>guess I'll just have to make a delicious meal out of this bread, cheese, vegetables and meat I have laying around
the speed with which these original "fast foods" are made, always give away the status of a poverty meal, its the way it is
if you are not someone who can afford to have a cook making these elaborate multiple course meals for you, multiple times a day, then you are a peasant who throws a bunch of shit on some bread, puts it in the oven for 10 minutes, then runs away to go slave in a field or some shit before your master shows up cracking the whip
So what, am I supposed to feel like a pleb every time I eat anything that isn't a three-course meal made by a classically trained chef? Fricking unreasonable expectations, anon
In 1560? Yes.
the aristocracy is used to being waited on hand-and-foot. it is common for nobles to not even dress themselves, let alone prepare food or anything else a free man in a modern society wouldn't have a second thought about.
the ruling class is Washington is such a group. they have never lifted anything heavier than money, and do no real work, delegating everything to lessers. and all the while stealing your wealth with taxes and monetary policy, to enrich themselves.
Well yeah but that's no reason for
to be giving us shit for eating pizza. He's not any more of an aristocrat than I am
if you follow the thread you can clearly see the post that the pizza putdown was aimed at
so stop being butthurt after your pleb food has been exposed as goyslop for the medieaval shit eating peasants who ate anything
>moronic idiot comment
hahahahahahahahahaha
>meat
found the fatass who loves goyslop
>unironically being a vegan and thinking you can talk down to anyone else
all vegan and vegetarian food besides raw fruits & veggies is LITERALLY goyslop you fricking absoLUTE moron.
Are you stupid? A poverty meal is one pizza ingredient on its own. Nobody starving day to day is constructing dishes, they're eating basic food items kek
I like how chuds just pick random new shit every day to justify the fact that they don't enjoy their lives at all
holy shit I've been called out
Why are you so obsessed with "chuds"?
>Goyslop
I've been coming here for 19 years and no catchphrase has been more embarrassing than this. You guys get worse ever year.
Good one. Have a (you)
Because of Joaquin Phoenix's Oscar winning speech
>noo don't drink teh milk itll kill you
i would imagine repeated consumption would evolve a tolerant gut biome, under the assumption that bacteria would prefer not to get shit out sooner than they should
i give cats and dogs regular milk mixed with a smaller amount of pet milk that contains the lactase enzyme, seems to work
The science behind lactose intolerance is actually interesting.
You see, humans are the only mammalian species that enjoys dairy products past a young age in large numbers. Baby mammals have a gene that produces an enzyme that helps break lactose in milk, and it is called lactase. Without it, lactose products make you crampy and give you the shits or constipation as your body overworks to break the protein down. This enzymes production diminishes as the baby grows up because it is not needed to digest and absorb nutrients from the mother.
However, human groups in the past have had a minor mutation that is beneficial, which produces lactase far after childhood. This mutation is found in areas where herding animals such as cow and goat is common, and milk is utilized in meals, mostly in Europe, barely in East Asia or Africa. Archaeologists have found traces of lactose embedded in pottery from those milk consuming tribes.
So that is why white people don't have lactose intolerance much. The reason some still do, or some black people don't, is because it is technically a mutation to be able to enjoy milk without stomach cramps.
They want cows fed skittles and unable to move for its short life as opposed to kept alive for multiple milkings. They are also sneaking more and more water and energy conservation messages into media because they're rationing us soon. Then of course there's the bugs/onions/plastic food
milk homies be like
if you let milk rot for a little longer than this it turns into a delicious cheese. its called clabber
Milk is for babies, when you grow up you have to drink beer.
Milk is racist, that's why. Only the whitest of white people can drink milk without gastrointestinal distress
I just had a glass of milk with a peanut butter sandwich :]
Being able to blow up a bathroom by drinking a glass of milk is like a superpower. People just don't use it effectively.