Lando movie announced by Lucasfilm (could be cancelled)

>The project is actually being developed as a “Lando” movie, Lucasfilm confirmed to Variety.

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/lando-movie-donald-glover-star-wars-1235723736/

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ANOTHER movie announcement
    >still no movies
    Lmao they're too scared to release anything after the shit heap that was Rise of Skywalker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bob iger: Were making fewer slop and gonna focus on higher quality slop
      kk: here's MORE nonstop low quality slop

      monday: Lando is a disney+ show
      tuesday: Lando is now a movie

      can nobody stop Katy K's rein of terror???

      You can pretty much tell the movie announcements are Kennedy/Kennedy loyalists because they're announced and never get made

      Rise of Skywalker cost half a billion and only got a billion at the worldwide box office, of course Disney is clamping down on their movies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably hanging back to see how Ahsoka ends up doing before deciding on a new direction.

      Currently it's 2-2 with flops vs profits for the TV shows. Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan being flops and Mandalorian and Andor being profitable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >andor
        >profitable

        Andor cost 220 million and was their least watched show lmao

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we supposed to hate Donald Glover? I can't keep up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do we supposed
      Your kind are supposed to like him, unconditionally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glover had every opportunity not to be a mopey like little like bitch but like he kept like crying like about shit like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are youa alright?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like his people, simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care what "we" are supposed to think but he's he's uppity moron so fuck him.
      You're from reddit though so you'll suck his moron cock regardless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4chan
        >fuck blacks
        >black dicks
        Everytime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After he made that anti white music video I will never spend money on anything he is part of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His music isn't my thing and he's a terrible actor. Ironic he had his big break on Community because he evokes a community theater production on screen.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he going to have sex with more pans in this movie?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LANDO UNCHAINED

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >named after main character yet again
    Lazy and boring.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's try to use every small character a film or a show and see if anything sticks
    Soon they'll make a R2D2 show or some shit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An Obi Wan Kenobi movie? pfft nobody wants that just turn it into a cheap Disney + show
    >A spinoff of the Solo movie that bombed? This NEEDS to be a movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It bombed like 6 years ago, we're supposed to have forgotten about it by now I guess.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bob iger: Were making fewer slop and gonna focus on higher quality slop
    kk: here's MORE nonstop low quality slop

    monday: Lando is a disney+ show
    tuesday: Lando is now a movie

    can nobody stop Katy K's rein of terror???

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What can /misc/ do to make sure this gets canceled?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glover only does well in goofball roles. Lando is supposed to be a suave cool black guy. Glover will never be that no matter how hard he tries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >suave cool black guy
      I can't think of a single black actor currently working that could fit that role.
      Idris Elba would be too old for a young Lando...who lets be honest, was already a young man during the original trilogy, so it's stupid to make a series about him. A series about a young Lando would span what, 10 years tops before he settles down in that mining planet? Not even that.

      I don't know what Disney could even do with the original characters anymore. They already destroyed all of them. There's not a single character of the original cast who hasnt been humiliated, deconstructed, or milked in a shitty slop series that burned any interest that people could have had.
      At this point I really don't think that star wars can be saved anymore. There's no base to build on top anymore. There's nothing worth continuing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >suave cool black guy
        >I can't think of a single black actor currently working that could fit that role.
        John Boyega

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          low hanging fruit, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >suave cool black guy
        I could see the guy who played Mr. Milchick in Severance pulling it off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, plus didn't they say nu-Lando is a pansexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Billy Dee said that from a place of ignorance not really knowing what it means.
        The movie, however, states that Lando fucked and fell in love with a robot

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lando wears a fancy cape as the governer of a mining colony
    >"Actually Lando has always been a fashion diva and had a special cape closet in the Millennium Falcon"
    Nah I'm good.
    Also,
    >Lando wears a weird disguise when infiltrating Jabba's Palace, later EU story shows he killed a guard and took his clothing and helm
    >"actually Lando has had that costume in the Millennium Falcon cape closet for 15 years"

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can this closet "take me seriously you guise!" homosexual please go away and stay away?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movies turned into tv shows
    >tv shows turned into movies
    >still gay shit nobody but shills care about

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will only watch if it contains an irreversible style 10 min sequence of lando raping a robot.
    if they insist on bringing sex into starwars then at least go all in, cowards!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out Lando knew Ahsoka

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the galaxy really is a small place haha

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino incoming

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