>language is...

>language is... LE BAD!
X-Shit keeps finding new ways to jump the shark every single week.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the same kind of homosexual who never shuts up about death being beautiful

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wrote this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Paknadel

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 humans executing each other is bad but sucking Apocalypse’s grey genocidal wiener is cool

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aw sweet, another krakoa seethe thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fake colonizer rage porn
      >weak attempt at linguistic anthropology "vibing"

      aw sweet, a spineless shill that revels in the mundane

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds a lot like "you know who else drank water? Hitler!" but I'm not sure it's trying to make the same point.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh damn, a comic panel completely devoid of any context

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is from the recent X-men unlimited story which no one read on Cinemaphile since it is never ripped, where the Krakoan langued becomes viral and started killing people so just MGSV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is the language literally killing people or are people getting murdered for speaking the language

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have not read it but somehow the Krakoan lanquege has become sentient and is possessing mutants who speaks it and is trying to spread it itself but again I have not read the story since I don't have Marvel Unlimited.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is the language literally killing people or are people getting murdered for speaking the language

        I have not read it but somehow the Krakoan lanquege has become sentient and is possessing mutants who speaks it and is trying to spread it itself but again I have not read the story since I don't have Marvel Unlimited.

        It's a mutant whose power is being a language, he has to possess other people to exist which will hurt or kill the possessed one. Cypher solved the problem by getting possessed and using his power to translate and write him on paper, as a recorded but unspoken language. Not really a good ending to be honest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a mutant whose power is being a language
          This is the stupidest fricking thing I've learned all year. How in the hell does a genetic mutation cause you to become a sequence of air vibrations that sentient beings have assigned meaning to?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How in the hell does a genetic mutation cause you to [become some ridiculous nonsense]
            Is this a serious question? About an X-men character?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes because before it was at least somewhat believable within the rules of the universe. Mutations are now indistinguishable from literal fairy tale magic. It used to be that your body changed but you were still a physical being.
              Now the X gene causes carbon matter to change into a metaphysical concept.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes because before it was at least somewhat believable within the rules of the universe
                What the frick are you saying? This hasn't been true since fricking Iceman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Said somewhat, not completely.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It just seems so dumb to me that this is your line in the sand. What about Cypher himself anon? His mutation is also all about constructs created by sentient beings, or at least it was originally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I draw the line at non physical concepts being affected by genetic mutations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rippaverse wouldn't do any of this shitm consider buying his book

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            It's a mutant whose power is being a language, he has to possess other people to exist which will hurt or kill the possessed one. Cypher solved the problem by getting possessed and using his power to translate and write him on paper, as a recorded but unspoken language. Not really a good ending to be honest

            It sounds like a plot that would only work in a Super Sentai.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I could work in a snow crash, MGCV kind of way, where language is information.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a mutant whose power is being a language
            ...what...
            the X-office fricking loves its esoteric mutant ability right now.

            I think that anon means that usually mutants are at least some kind of being or humanoid consciousness. Mutating to become a language is like someone mutating to become happiness, or mutating to become any abstract concept. It's fricking weird.

            This is fricking nothing compared to having an actual mathematical formula be a green lantern

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              was that from Morrison's GL run?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's one of Alan Moore's. From the long long ago. The Before Time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A planet and then a mathematical formula. He was just taking the piss out of DC but nobody ever noticed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, that thing never actually appeared in any story, probably because nobody know what to do with it. It's just trivia and nothing more.
              And its backstory makes marginally more sense than a human mutating into a living abstract concept.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a mutant whose power is being a language
          ...what...
          the X-office fricking loves its esoteric mutant ability right now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This sounds an awful lot like somebody played Metal Gear Solid V and stole one of the main plot points.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the conceit of language is a virus that spreads was a popular theory in the 80's and 90's

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can see that resemblance, but it also makes me think of Sublime. You know, the evil microbe that's the reason mutants are hated and feared?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does X-Men Unlimited have such weird fricking stories?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is he even trying to say?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK but what are they trying to do?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Speaking a language that was used to order genocides is suspiciously close to approving the genocide.
    Marvel Comics, a subsidiary of Disney Corp.
    This also ignores the fact that Goethe's German isn't Hitler's German which isn't modern German and yhe same goes for every other language.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think that anon means that usually mutants are at least some kind of being or humanoid consciousness. Mutating to become a language is like someone mutating to become happiness, or mutating to become any abstract concept. It's fricking weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely do not see the difference between "genetic mutation that turns you into a metaphysical concept" and "genetic mutation that gives you control over the electromagnetic spectrum" or "genetic mutation that lets you steal the powers granted by other genetic mutations"
      It's all silly bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure how you can't. One is mutating to have the ability to do something weird or abstract, one is becoming something abstract.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Again, I see no difference.

          Even silly bullshit needs to have some rules and limitations, otherwise it's a Calvinball story. Who cares about the heroes if they can pull out an anti-death spray when they get turned into a corpse?
          Yeah Batman had the shark spray in the 60s series, but it was supposed to be campy.
          The X-Men are supposedly a commentary on bigotry against minorities. Last time I checked, you don't put silly powers in a story you want to be taken seriously.

          >Last time I checked, you don't put silly powers in a story you want to be taken seriously.
          Better just pack up the x-men completely then because it's all silly fricking powers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Serious story about plane crash survivors resorting to cannibalism to stay alive featuring a misplaced joke about someone having bad taste
            >Abbott & Costello being chased by cannibals around an island because A & C said they have "a refined taste"
            These are the same to you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Explain how, because if your standard is "if it's silly it's fine" then someone could just mutate to become the literal sun or a sentient thought that makes you dislike cyclops and you'd think it's just the same as "guy who shoots lasers from his eyes"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >then someone could just mutate to become the literal sun or a sentient thought that makes you dislike cyclops and you'd think it's just the same as "guy who shoots lasers from his eyes"
              Yes, that is indeed the same shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                u cant just keep saying 2 things that aren't the same are the same

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can and I will, because they are the same. They're both equally as silly and implausible as genetic mutations

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even silly bullshit needs to have some rules and limitations, otherwise it's a Calvinball story. Who cares about the heroes if they can pull out an anti-death spray when they get turned into a corpse?
        Yeah Batman had the shark spray in the 60s series, but it was supposed to be campy.
        The X-Men are supposedly a commentary on bigotry against minorities. Last time I checked, you don't put silly powers in a story you want to be taken seriously.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thos reeks of "I'm 12 and this is deep" like they might as well say that everyone who did a bad thing drank water and breathed air.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people are losing their minds over a mutant that turned into a language
    >meanwhile, this is my favorite mutant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um, ackshually, this is a perfectly legitimate mutation that could happen in real life it's called camouflage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about realism you silly billy, it's about X-Men ostensibly being about the struggles of oppressed minorities as actual characters.

        X-Men has already kind of struggled with this metaphor because "sometimes powers are incredibly, disproportionately sucky" is a common element. I think that telling a kid whose sole power is that he smells intolerable or that his physical form no longer exists implying that he'll probably be permanently alienated from the rest of humanity that his power is an incontrovertible part of his identity is cultish bullshit, but even aside from that, a character like that seems more like whimsical fluff than someone who would be written as a three-dimensional character. Like, "as a mutant you can be anything, even an idea!" But nobody's going to make a book with an idea as the central focus character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's about X-Men ostensibly being about the struggles of oppressed minorities as actual characters
          Oh, you're just one of those people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kind of hard to ignore when the current plotline is about the X-Men forming a breakaway state formed upon racial divides where you can only be a citizen if you're part of their ethnic group.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it is a bit weird to use shitty x-men as a symbol for oppressed minorities? Isn't that kind of like saying 'hey, actually, sometimes it is bad to be black? Sometimes, you're objectively worse than normal people.'
          Although I suppose a message of 'love yourself despite your horrific disabilities, like being a minority' isn't terrible either.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a useful parallel in actual real life disability communities. Obviously there are people that object to the term "disabled," but there are people that take it to the degree that if you are something like blind, deaf, something like that, it's frowned on to seek a treatment for it, because "There's nothing wrong with you."

            To me, that's bullshit. Especially if someone has lost options that they formerly had, that should be their call if they want to pursue what they had. "There's nothing wrong with you, :)" says the gorgeous mutant with godlike superpowers to the walking talking tumor with no especially powerful abilities or prospects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bookbag never got the respect he deserved, but it's nice that artists keep putting him as an easter egg in group shots.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even give a shit what kind of point you're trying to make. Talking like that automatically makes you a homosexual, and therefore wrong.

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