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Qrd?
No, I’m not a turd worlder so idc about soccer.
>Murican
>not a third world
Lel. Ok
Can Murica nuke the whole World? It’s the only first world out there Eroturd.
>russia is first world
thanks mate
Murica shit at football we know
There’s only like 5 countries good at soccer. Germany, Brazil, France (Africa), Argentina, and Spain. Everyone else is just there.
and obviously England
Not in the last 60 years
It hasn't come home, they have useless half black kids who can't score penalties
>and obviously England
>an obvious samegay
>and obviously England
>and obviously England
>Brazil
Kek
>Argentina
One good player who's past his prime
Who has a better team than Brazil right now?
only because it’s considered a gay sport in America. if we actually have a shit we would be world champions just like every other sport we care about.
see: US womens team
>I’m not a turd worlder
you're worse
I wish these worthless homosexuals would go to detroit and stay there for a bit so it would open their tiny pea brains
like 5 other countries copied these morons to be fair
>these are the people who accuse anyone who fails to join their cult of being a religious nutcase
You are a third worlder, and you are bad at football at the same time. No go one and watch Black folk drinking gatorade.
No wonder Americans hate football so much
They can't cheat it with Ngubus
Now post the reigning World Cup champions
Ahh the french
Fpbp absolute seething turd worlder replies
>waaaahhhh why dont u care about kicking a ball for 4 hours waaahhh
bronze age pervert aka costin alamariu is israeli
>this post made CinemaphileBlack folk seethe enough to spam the catalog with BBC
lmao
You sound like you have no foreskin.
I want to see some gays kiss there as a "protest" only to be arrested and beheaded.
>some athletes kiss each other to commemorate a goal.
the highest level of kino we could only dream off
isn't this shit usually in the summer?
It's always in the summer, but FIFA got bribed by oil money and now it's going to be in a mini country in the fricking desert.
It's fine they air-conditioned the entire stadium.
>building 8 fricking world-class stadiums next to each-other in a 3-million country small country
I hate humanity so much.
they are oil rich and its all build by indian slaves so its ok
I know, but it's such a ridiculous and pointless waste of resources.
Seething.
Can't wait for the Winter Olympics in Saudi Arabia.
If China can do it, why not?
Oh anon...
https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2022/oct/04/saudi-arabia-to-host-2029-asian-winter-games-at-desert-megacity-neom-trojena
People died so you could enjoy footy on your little box. Show some gratitude
Why does this trigger your autism so much?
Because it's pointless and it's a moronic waste of materials, work and even human lives. I can understand building a stadium in city A and building another stadium in city B that's 100 kilometers away. But not several huge stadiums right next to each-other just for several games.
The same thing happened in the Olympics in Greece and Brazil, they built a shitload of facilities that are not being used and are rotting. It's absolutely moronic.
They don't care about nepalese muslim lives lol, nobody does. They're trying to host every asian sports event instead of saudi
Sydney's Olympic games were the best in modern history and they only needed 1 big stadium. It's a stupendously moronic waste.
Partially because about 6,000+ slaves have died building those stadiums.
how the frick did that many die? were they using them as glue?
Ones built from shipping containers. Its a fricking eastern shithole full of nutjob mudslimes.
If the ban booze in grounds its going to go off
They've banned the selling of alcohol, full sharia will probs be in effect. You're dumb enough if you already paid them money, a rich muslim shithole is still muslim
At half time theyre throwing homosexuals like you off the roof of stadiums for entertainment
Kek triggered muz, I'm not an iranian troony like you so I don't have to be worried
Dont hide what you are Apu, its fine. You will get 5 virgins upon death
>5 virgins upon death
Hope your homosexual ass isn't included then, muslim
I will now watch your world cup.
>No alcohol
>No women
Either this is a lie or nobody will show up. They're probably going to hand out tickets for free.
they're making the slaves go wearing team jerseys
>If the ban booze
>If
They are allowing booze only in certain designated drinking areas. And now they're forcing them to relocate the Budweiser tents to more discrete places.
Really sustainable WC since teams won't have to take the plane from one game to the other like they usually do.
white people slaughter each other instead of just occupying some literally deserted shitholes and extracting their resources and live together happily ever after
>America try to be the next world cup venue
>outclassed by based arabians
of course
Yes, but Qatar bribed FIFA (the organisation in charge of global football) to hand them the bid. Since Qatar is a literal furnace in the summer they decided to hold it in the winter.
Pretty sure that's the Queen's funeral.
>guy flopping after hellacious ear flick.webm
No.
Maybe. How are they goint to get asses in the seats? Maybe some athletes will die on the field
Soccer would be better if fights to the death spontaneously broke out. Both between the players, and the fans.
>he doesnt know
will they have this level of kino?
Reminder that this was in the semi-finals of the Champions League, the absolute highest tier, and not special needs children having fun.
And they wonder why nobody watches that shit.
they should be paid as much as the men
No, see anon, they're women and they're WORKING HARD! That automatically means that you bring positive net value to the world! How dare you call being a female athlete a welfare job just because they're propped up by men's leagues!
What a stupid b***h. She crosses two of her own players to try and get the ball. To only get "tripped" by the girl who should have rightfully had the easy goal. That b***h should be banned from ever playing again. The other two did nothing wrong.
nah, but i will follow that shit for the drama.
I'm just tuning in to see Qatar's team get BTFO and not win a single match, let alone get to knockouts
There's a rumor going around they bribed ecuador to throw the game lol
Too bad for you, they already bribed Ecuador to lose.
I guess you didn't heard this guy is coming back to be the ref for all the Qatar matches.
Why is he giving me the yellow card? What have I done wrong?
Well, you're on here, aren't you?
Kek the qatari homosexuals betrayed them by not even letting them drink bud light
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kwab
>tfw Tsuuuu's last cup
I'm gonna miss him.
>Messi? My b***h
it's his year, I'm calling it for Portugal
No
>Largest television event in history.
I already watched the Queen's funeral
Kek. Implying this event won't completely BTFO of some fruity old bat kicking the bucket
>t. cultureless Black person
>a 100 year old b***h dying is muh culture
It was the most overhyped event and to see the fake tears for this c**t was amusing. The only hilarious part of this entire shitstain of an event was the broadcaster hiding Meghan's disgusting mutt face with a candle. Top banter.
I hate the Royals but the funeral did 30 million. WC wont come close to that.
30 million what?
30 million bongs
yes, more than 1 billion people watching a wc final is certainly less than 30 million
>1 billion
highest rating for a WC final is 26 million lol
Are you moronic? Try 500 million more
I think he's talking about UK.
On a world scale it's several billions.
Cinemaphile is a bunch if antisocial fat dorks and amerimutts, of course they wont
Cinemaphile chads run this board
>brazillian pajeet using flipflops
Kino
Nope. I know I won't make a difference but I don't care.
And the fact that my favourite team isn't playing makes it easier to stick to my principles.
imagine them executing homosexualflag badge wearing wienersuckers right on spot
No, I'm white.
Yep. The whitest area on earth famously doesn't like football.....
Iceland doesn’t like football?
>Iceland doesn’t like football?
>iceland
>white
They love it. And they dab on Englel periodically
Can you see IPs
How do you do this i always wantsd to know
Yeah you're correct, find a dark-skinned person
I've watched every WC that's occurred in my lifetime. I might watch a few matches but definitely not as much as usual. Frick the Middle East.
>muh western values
>muh george :~~*(
>must kneel
Yes, I know these are things that make you seethe - Muslims are always in a perpetual state of seething. Please continue.
>random queer won't watch le WC
Oh no. ANYWAY
Only a homosexual like you cares about the queer law at a place they won't even sell bud zero, have a nice day repressed homosexual
I read Frick Middle Earth
Lmao they've banned beer everywhere but the hotels and fifa is seething
No refunds sir
Grim. The hotels will probably run out of beer
Why the hell they put in Qatar then? Why not somewhere in Europe or America where they can get all the beer they want?
Qatar bribed FIFA. It's really that simple. Football organisations are no different than mafias
Qatar paid to host it, something to do with a military deal with France. They've never been involved with football on any real level and no one ever wanted it to be held there.
They bought psg and their shitty jets, it's honestly a waste of cash. They could just invest in tech and make their lives comfier instead of this trainwreck
Because Qatar bribed the FIFA. It was going to take place in the US this year.
Because FIFA are more corrupt than an Latin American dictatorship country
They needed the money!!!
Bro, FIFA is corrupt as frick.
Sepp was unironically against the Qatar bid. Not that he isn't completely corrupt in other ways of course.
Corruption and money handed to fifa executives, everyone knows already and there's a couple documentaries but the condensed answer is that they paid oil and gas money in 2010.
Qatar is based if you're a rich muslim but it's terrible for british tourists since they're uncomfortable around everything that isn't in sharia, it's a tiny oil state with repressed gays
FIFA is run by italians and swiss, take a guess.
Germany didn't have enough money this year because of the inflation kek
t. kraut
the best world cup was 2006, cant change my mind
Oil homosexuals know their days are numbered so they're desperately trying to diversify. Just look at all the eSports teams now owned by saudis for example etc.
kino
kek can't decide if this is better (or not)
Photographer may have gone too far in a few places.
>OH LAWD
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11442203/Qatar-want-alcohol-sales-World-Cup-stadiums-BANNED.html
Hahahahaha, fricking hell.
Imagine being some subhumans since the dawn of time but somehow it turns out there's a very valuable resource literally pouring from the barren wasteland you're living in and now you're richer than 99,99% of people on Earth and can do whatever you want and humiliate everyone all day every day because they need to buy your resources.
What a life.
Will fifa get mad at the mexicans this year? I know they always warn them.
>Will fifa get mad at the mexicans this year? I know they always warn them.
Nobody cares about Mexico, and your "homophobic chants" are toddler shit, all the attention will be on Argies chanting banter and brits getting arrested for public degeneracy
no idea what that is
Brazilian here, I'll be rooting for Japan for sentimental reasons and for England as a main contender because I don't want the toothless idiots who voted for Lula to go prancing around bc of soccer escapism.
obrigado mano
De nada, tamo junto
>brazilian monkey cant stop thinking about election
get a life Black person
I do have one, that's why I, along with another 100 million people who didn't vote for a fricking former inmate, want to have this shitty "election" thoroughly reviewed. And no, you can't suck my dick
its always the same shit, i was making money on the past, current and will be on the next trash tier government as always.
just stop bringing this shit at every corner you draws breath.
>i was making money on the past, current and will be on the next trash tier government as always.
No you're not you stupid dumb frick. Stronger dollar means inflation. Stock exchange crashing means less jobs. Public deficit means all of that plus recession. Look at the Argentinian disaster: inflation there will reach 100% this year.
and there isn't much you and i can do, most people vote on passion not logic.
just do your best, you can do any shitty it course apply yourself a little and get paid in dollar, if shit goes down i will try to escape, just keep striving, you will not reform the country.
No, it's called fraud. Not to mention that those who did vote for a guy who spent 580 days in jail for corruption are subhuman losers and should be stripped of their Brazilian nationality.
Imagine cheering for england when they hate us more than burgertards
do I look like a fricking... you know what, just no. I won't stoop to racismo.
>The latest matches in Qatar will kick off around 10pm local time when it will be cooler, but some of the earlier games will be played in scorching 1pm heat.
Some soccer players finna gonna die live on TV
>poverty ball
>kneels
I know.
lol I thought for a second ENGGER is some kind of anagram
>tfw you team didn't kneel
>one message
>diverse group of losers
If you haven't seen this cringe kino, I recommend it. It's funded by FIFA so it's 100% propaganda on how much they care about football, woman's football, African football, etc. It's like watching an old Soviet WWII movie, but about football.
Mutts are missing out on world-class banter. Dumb mutts.
>The Finno/Baltic-Canadian hockey axis
>The only place alcohol can now be bought in or around stadiums will be in the hospitality boxes, which start at $22,450 per match
Just buy a hospitality box if you want to drink alcohol, I don't see the issue
Can't wait for WC 2026 America
Football's coming home
of course, it's coming home, thanks to our brave ngubus
>mutts stealing a British chant
see you on the 25th
Can't wait for 2026.
Those distances are freaking huge.
I assume they're going to have each group play at a specific region.
Americans have these things called aeroplanes my thirdie friend.
Anon, I live exactly two miles from a major airport. I know about airplanes. Still flying over those distances two or three times a week must be pretty exhausting.
They did it before, they can do it again
://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11442203/Qatar-want-alcohol-sales-World-Cup-stadiums-BANNED.html
This was so moronic. Im still going to NY-Boston and Montreal.
Montreal is the closest thing to Europe ethnically it would make sense to have it there
They can't afford to build new stadiums LOOOOL
you can tell this was planned by euros who have no appreciation for how big north america actually is
Nope, it was planned by americans who have no concept of how sport tourism works, and then accepted by moronic europeans that didn't knew how gigantic america is. This was moronic, but after russia and the chilean south american cup distances seem irrelevant to FIFA.
The previous World Cup there still has the highest attendance record, distance is not a problem in getting countries to turn up
What's the minimum number of games that will be played in one stadium?
>16 groups of 3 teams
>sixteen host cities separated into three geographical divisions
don't think they've announced which cities get which stage yet
>What's the minimum number of games that will be played in one stadium?
1
not anymore, dead media
>me watching the Qatar World Cup
literally a golem crafted to do one thing
Messi is autistic, not in the Cinemaphile meme way, but actually autistic, when he moved to spain as a child he played with a spoon in his mouth for the first 2 weeks and nobody could take the spoon away from him.
based gigaautismo
his PR manager needs to get beheaded for telling him to pose like this
>short
>autistic
>genius
he is literally me
gays are Haram
>Last WC for Messi
>Last WC for Ronaldo
You bet
No but I hope some vaxxie athletes overheat and plenty of homosexuals get executed by mudslimes.
>go buy a beer
>5,0000 sheckles and two camels
>get served a warm pint of American bud piss larger
>Mustappha pops up and lops off my hands for breaking mudslime laws
>Will you be watching Goyslop: the sport Cinemaphile ?
No
What are the chances Wales kicks out USA on Day 2?
Not much of a soccergay but I still watch some of the big matches. Curious to see if the protest will go any further than just plain jerseys.
>protests get out of hand
>morality police show up
>beheading of players on the field
Now it’s worth watching
They neee a terrorist attack live on tv
I mean, Yemen isn't that far and Saudi Arabia IS a qualifier
The probability is low. Real life is not like movies.
Or they need their own cartel wars.
The Qatari Government has just suddenly banned beer sales inside the stadiums:
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11442203/Qatar-want-alcohol-sales-World-Cup-stadiums-BANNED.html
Dare I say...BASED?
Based. Soccer fans are degenerate alcoholics.
There will be blood.
But was their plan.
>most groups are boring
>brown team will probably win
>shit host
>my country didn't qualify
I'll watch some games with my dad but I won't go out of my way to watch everything.
HOW MANY WILL HE SCORE???
Not qualified. He's in for a 2 month long vacation
lol there's probably 1000 times more risk of a terror attack in France or Germany than Qatar
Angry alcoholics will be mad
No real fans
Some K-pop c**t will be doing the opening ceremony, so no, I won't be watching it.
The problem with the world cup is that they made it too big and expensive so a normal country can't be expected to host it responsibly. The last 4 cups have been in corrupt shitholes. This trend will continue.
England and Germany are the only two non corrupt countries that can host it. Other countries are either corrupt or don't have the necessary infrastructure (US). In future I expect multi country bids to be the way forward.
>Ingerland aka kids in kebab country
>not corrupt
Will they be checking fans at the stadium gates for hard liquor in their water bottles? You know people are going to try this
Cavity checks
>unironically trying to FOMObait with the World Cup
Not going to watch
Let the predictions rolling
Kek i was looking for Italy
Italiabros… how could we let this happen… twice in a row…
If Holland don't comfortably destroy Qatar then it'll be beyond a joke.
Damnn if argentina vs france happens
Final: England 2 x 1 Argentina
Huh Colombia didn't make it
It's two per group, right?
Wales beating the US, and then Eng vs Wales would be kino
Senegal is going to shit stomp Ecuador. Bad take.
>england vs usa
the match that will destroy Cinemaphile
This and another Brazil vs Germany would be great
going to be unwatchable once they go to 48 (!!) teams
France
Pole here, if I cared about football I probably would've killed myself. Not because of the sport, rather it's about all the bullshit surrounding our inevitable defeats
GOOD MORNING SIRS WE ARE IN QATAR
Brazilians look Indian though.
Argentinians too?
so that's were RoP shills are now
Never been to Qatar but if it's anything like Dubai then it's 90% pajeet and filipino.
Looks black to me.
>Never been to Qatar but if it's anything like Dubai then it's 90% pajeet and filipino.
>Qatar has about 2.6 million inhabitants as of early 2017, the vast majority of whom (about 92%) live in Doha, the capital. Foreign workers amount to around 88% of the population, with Indians being the largest community numbering around 700,000
No, this sport is the epitome of everything wrong with modern men. For a moment, there's an actual sport taking place, but then eventually the players make even the slightest contact and begin acting like a 5 year old girl who just dropped her juice. And this is how you are SUPPOSED to play the game. You are EXPECTED to act like a little homosexual, EVERYONE knows you are lying about the pain, but if you ACTED well enough you are REWARDED FOR COWARDICE.
No wonder it's the Euro pastime.
>I AM AAACTIIING!!!!
BAW GAWD HE WAS BROKEN IN HALF
he DID hit him, I saw it
RED CARD
RED CARD NOW
is neymar kid gonna be ok,, right?
Are you grandpa shitposting from beyond the grave? He used to show me games from 50 years ago where the players would just destroy each other's shins, elbow each other in the ribs and no one would dive crying like a b***h
Shan't be.
>opening match of the World Cup: Qatar-Equador
Is Qatar getting booted on the opening day? Embarrassing
YJK ecuador will lose and the players will suddenly be millionaires
damn i can believe this. imagine the beheadings in Qatar if they lose on the opening day of the WC
Qatar can win againts ecuador but netherlands? Beyond a joke if they win
Holland are massive bottlers
I remember when the opening match of the World Cup used to have the reigning champion of the previous edition. Now it's the host country's team.
Who are you supporting lads?
Argentina. Brits, Argies and Brazilians are the 3 fandoms that are more likely to frick up and get arrested for degeneracy, Argies will likely be the only team chanting openly racist shit. they are /ourguys/
Group B saves the whole cup honestly
It's coming home!!!
Let's Go USA!!!
least homosexual looking soccer players
44% white lel.
Also, "it's coming home" is a British slogan.
Pretty high for american sports. France is embarrassing because Football is one of the very few sports where race isnt a big factor.
Considering the demographics of the US and the fact that soccer attracts latinos I don't think it's that bad. Certainly better than France.
Baseball will claim them first in America, especially if the Dodgers and Astros keep doing well.
Reminder that their team logo is now a homosexual logo.
The stripes always stood for assfricking and brown people, chud
Only if a gay gets shot
Watch the cup bastard b***h!
good morning sir!
Good morning, sir!
we built these stadiums, we will be on them, sir
Where's that Ukrainian anon from Cinemaphile who said he's gonna spam BL@CKED on Cinemaphile?
Better show up, zankhev
Hit by a cruise missile before his pc came back up
probably dead
uh oh not so fast
ARE YOU READY FOR O HEXA
Woah, anon. That picture is haram.
This is what female dancers from Brazil wear in Qatar.
What a tragedy
2018 was so boring i forgot about this, this one has to be at least entertaining
Are you really going to let a UKRANIAN get away with defiling your board, Cinemaphilecels? Cinemaphilechads keep winning
gonna be comfy watching with my Cinemaphilebros
Yes
I live in Europe and this is the first I'm hearing about it. It just goes to show, your mind can quickly be untethered from the goyslop bread and circuses once you stop watching TV and going on social media.
No one with an IQ over 130 watches sports. This is literally a fact.
lmao you're a basement dwelling autist
>This is literally a fact.
>presents no studies or evidence whatsoever
So that's how high IQ looks like
only heard one mention of it a few days ago.
if you aren't plugged into a television, don't listen to the radio, don't follow "news" sites and only speak with other free people, you'll almost never hear about these things.
is it special due to being delayed by the last psyop theatre?
Do oil Arabs even like football that much or is it just another vanity project?
The brown hordes all watch soccer and claim to be "fans" of teams on the other side of the world
No refunds
Bunch of literal pedo gays kicking a ball around.
Lmao grow the frick up. Can't wait for Qatar to start beating fat doley brits for drinking.
>supporting sandBlack folk
6.500 dead workers, I'll pass
Plus I'm a basketballgay (euroleage)
>6.500 dead workers
how?
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022
Except it's the number of deaths of all asian immigrants for 10 years, from all causes, which is statistically fine as they number close to the million.
>just pour concrete for 12 h a day in the fricking desert bro
plus these guys dont give two shits about you if you are not muslim or giving them cash
Who was the 0.5?
In Europe we use . instead of , my american friend
>man this sucks, Qatar? I wish it was in England or Germany or something
>but that's too petty of a reason, better add some virtue signalling qualifiers to it so people don't think I'm stoopid
I don't like football man, I don't give a shit basically. Plus 6.500 dead workers
>no prostitutes
>no alcohol
it'll be shit
I don’t understand why Penaldo is going to Qatar.
It’s like 35 degrees there every day so the benches are warm no matter what.
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No im not European or south american. Inb4 amerishard, not that either
You guys know that there is going to be a nuke set off at one of the world cup games, right?
Where are russian flag poo-in-loos protesting that Russia is not there?
my country didn't qualify so I'll be rooting for Japan, Germany (if they're not too brown) and Iran
>if they're not too brown
The 2022 squad is as brown as they always were.
I will watch for all the racism and mental gymnastics of the left
I don't care about soccer. Sorry.
*football
Im also trans btw, if that matters
It matters. Trans rights are human rights
#FootballIsForEveryone
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