Last of Us is Powerful Television

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if homosexuals like the taste of their own shit when kissing each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, but i do like tasting my own dick when i kiss your dad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kissed your mom after she finished eating my ass. Never doing that again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      they eat the poop like ice cream

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see it. Never plan to see. Don't care about seeing it. No matter how much it's spammed and advertised and marketed by paid-off shill websites like Collider.

    Just like MARVEL. Still haven't seen Endgame and never will.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated what they did will Bill in the show it's what made me stop watching the series (on top of it just being an inferior rushed version of the games story).
    He was on of my favourite characters in the original but they just decided to turn his minor gay backstory (that's borderline an easter egg in the original) and make a boring Oscarbait episode instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is the part where shes looking at the gay porno mag an easter egg?

      but yeah I agree he was handled much better in the game, along with most things

      its like Druckman just keeps getting worse as a writer the bigger his ego gets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the bigger his ego gets
        i think his strings are being pulled from a higher source, like all the media puppets that obey the woke siren without question

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coincidentally, Steven Spielberg hasn't made a good movie in 10 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20*

      Last "good" movie he made was Minority Report.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20*

      Last "good" movie he made was Minority Report.

      You're both wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you're meming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          awful xoomerstalgia book & movie

          Sorry, I forgot this board hates fun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your idea of fun is stupid and wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If this is your idea of fun then I'm thinking I'm right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If your idea of fun is watching a 2 hour long marathon of media brands paraded around on-screen, I don't think anyone cares what you think.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's the movie? I remembered watching this from ages ago but couldn't find where it came from

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oppenheimer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        awful xoomerstalgia book & movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would agree, but then I remember that nothing good has been made after the thing they are nostalgic for

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this on Cassie's channel because I don't pirate. Too lazy to VPN anymore and I have to work all the time anyway so why bother?
    It wasn't horrible but being alone for a few years is not gonna result in a rugged individualist getting into bed with some bearded dude unless he was already big gay on the inside. This episode is bullshit. I haven't gotten laid in 4 years but I'm not about to ask some bearded guy to chug my nuts. I would be super pissed if the dude I just saved from death out the moves on me. Like wtf bro now I kill you and throw you over the walls of my compound.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Euh yeah he was gay. I would assume the guy sex scene gave it away... nowhere was it implied that it was because of lack of contact and anyone who assumes that is a big closeted fag himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He says he's had sex with women. I really doubt he needed the apocalypse to admit to himself he craves veiny cocks in his ass.
        It's just gay power fantasy shit. Gays are mental they have serious issues, they're not equipped to be survivalists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lot's of gay men have had sex with women before they realize they're gay. Because men + women is still the normal way.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. Lots of homophobes ITT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a homosexual do you get triggered by happy hetero couple activities slowing down a story?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's the homos who are the actual phobes these days.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake approval.
    Nobody normal likes watching gay shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israelite praising another israelite for his israeli stuff

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes Cinemaphile seethe for months

    Yeah, I'd say that's quite powerful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disguise gay porn as tv series
      >Lmao normal people are grossed out by gay porn kek!
      Powerful indeed.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually good or if I replaced one of the guys with a girl would it suddenly just be boring tripe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would work just as good if this was a straight couple

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the episode was good and well done, and it would be good if it was about a man and a woman, but it wasnt nothing special either and wasting two episodes of a 8 episode series on relationships just because they were homosexuals messed the pacing up and didn't do any favors for the season. the episodes didnt add anything in terms of world building and barely built major characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The latter, it's just lame.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that so many books still name Steven Spielberg as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" film director ever only tells you how far film still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz music critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Film critics are still blinded by commercial success. Spielberg sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Film critics are often totally ignorant of film of the past, they barely know the highest grossers. No wonder they will think that Spielberg did anything worthy of being saved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest ever, based on how many tropes were established by him and already refined while being established, is probably Kurosawa, after that I would say Veit Harlan.
      Spielberg sucks and his movies are mostly feelgood shit. Kubrick was right, not only because he knew Hitler did nothing wrong, but because he knew that a movie based on the Holohoax lie would be impossible to make if it tries to stay true to it's source, what did Spielberg do? Made a fucking fairy tale with a literal shower prank scene lmao.
      Spielberg sucks and yes, all Indiana Jones movies are shit.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >subversive israelite homosexual enjoys seeing subversion and homosexualry
    You dont say

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the second thread you made today, did this episode phisically hurt you or something?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fag fanfic spin-off inserted as filler, completely irrelevant to the plot
    of course they call it powerful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw this just recently (I have played 1 and seen 2) and I still don't understand the point of making him a homosexual.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how hard TLOU BTFO Cinemaphile and now it BTFO both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last of us 2 is based, abby is based. only weak manlets with shrimp dicks hate it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B-but she is le unrealistic!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So?

        >Play TLOU2
        >Ellie's part is kinda boring
        >Start playing as Abby
        >It gets instantly better

        What did Neal Cuckmann mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a brown zoomer who watches femdom porn, stop disrespecting your superiors and go goon

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they still hung up on this? How pathetic must their lives be to be this giddy when a fictional medium validates their lifestyle?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even imagine paying attention to a tv show about a moviegame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet here you are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was baited by the jackass in op pic claiming spielberg is the greatest.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds lost AGAIN.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHUDS need to give up.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season one was already ruined. I cannot imagine how bad season two will be.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's hilarious they used their entire marketing budget to astroturf that one episode and never bothered with any ads after it released. I don't think I even saw any ads or posts about its finale.
    The whole project was put together for the sole purpose of exposing people to episode 3

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a movie about fags having sex with 50 dudes in a night and spreading the AIDS epidemic? Why do we get this weird propaganda of perfect gays instead of reality? Is there some sort of agenda to normalize them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think in this case, a zombie apocalypse and being the last two guys alive surrounded by undead is pretty much the only situation where two gay guys have a long term monogamous relationship
      They just skipped the part where they consider trapping a zombie to have sex with it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is there some sort of agenda to normalize them?
        Yes.

        So it's just shitty wokeshit propaganda shoehorned into media and a israelite is praising it because he hates western civilization because it's not israeli and applauds everything that harms and subverts it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there some sort of agenda to normalize them?
      Yes.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen Spielberg ranked over Kubrick, Hitchcock, or even Scorsese.
    Some of "muh greatest" are at least widely accepted things (i.e. Jimi Hendrix) but this isn't one of them.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Paul Schrader was not wowed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he liked the homosexuals more than the zombies

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Put on American TV show
    >suddenly there is man on man sodomy on the screen

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excuse my poor English, but what upsets me most is that none of this homo shit happens in the game, they made an entire 1h long episode about a collectible you can easily miss when playing the game, I didn't even know bill was gay until I watched this shit, I thought the hung man was just a friend
    I couldn't believe my eyes the first time I watched it, it felt like a truly slap on the face, then I saw the subsaharan communist maria the episode after and it was too much of a slop for me to keep going
    Shame because it really enjoyed the first game on my PS3

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The greatest of all time can still be wowed."
    >Hairy man puts pee-pee pole in other hairy man's smelly poopy hole

    Why is this so wonderful to Spielberg? Is it because he's israeli?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two zombies total in the last four episodes
    >they were both in flashbacks

    Just as I thought, another "humans are the real monsters" zombie show.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of course the kike liked the homosexual propaganda episode, like clockwork

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no hiv meds, they cant survive

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If being gay is normal and fine why did they have trick the audience into watching a gay romance episode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trick the audience into watching
      This isn't the 1970s anymore. People watch what they want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The director literally said he tricked people into watching a gay romance. Or course anyone who doesn't like the episode is a homophobe.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the last of us!!! I will be a good goy and die for Israel!!! Abby is a well written morally grey character!!!! Trans people would definitely exist in the apocalypse!!!!

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bill and Frank episode was completely out of nowhere. Had nothing to do with nothing. Just can’t leave well enough alone. They had a decent series minus this episode and the last episode where Mando turns into a killing machine that walks up flights of stairs killing everyone.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This made me say out loud "KILL THE FAGS"

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