Laura Dern

Laura Dern

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our offspring would have strong chin and be popular

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Durn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like conan o' brian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of those people who only ever acted in Lynch movies and nothing else

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's scary how much she looks like my mom.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she was 14 in this film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was only 65 million years old, you clever girl!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there was even supposed to be an age gap between the two, I thought they were the same ages

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think the aged her up because in the book she is like 18, and wanted the implied romance between her and Sam Neil to be less 'creepy'.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you watched it as a child. Kids unironically cannot tell the difference between a 20 year old and a 40 year old. Anything above age 12 to a elementary schooler is too old to fathom.
      Watching it now in my early 20s, he very obviously looks old. The designer/costume/makeup person tried to make her look older (minimal makeup, mom outfit, the haircut and dyed bleached color). Her skin quality is perfect though, zero sagging and zero wrinkles, so you can tell she's really young.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hope is like the sun-

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes a generation of boys heterossexual.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Lex, although I was 6 when I watched it.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shame she turned into an ugly coalburner.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's right
      Fucking ew.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was always into blacks anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lice, uh, finds a way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      billy bob thornton humiliated her by leaving her and marrying angelina jolie (who she babysat when they were kids) a week later. it was a highly publicized marriage at the time. probably got turned off by white men forever

  12. 1 week ago
    ZatLit

    semen demon

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Dern

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what was with her and black guys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not just her it's every lynch girl

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lies. Audrey would never

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          audrey was one of Prince's bitches lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            prince was a human being, a weird human being but still a human being. it's okay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone fucked Prince from what I understand, thats fair play

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is he really carrying her purse? Oh no no no no

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          More like stealing her purse

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dern is so plain I’m not sure why the blacked spammers are even pretending anyone cares who she has sex with

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whenever she breaks wind she erupts into hysterical laughter and shrieks "DERN TOOTIN"! It's funny the first time it happens but it gets old fast. Makes her really hard to work with

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *crickets*

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how hard this role made my opinion of her do a 180. Used to really like her as Elly in Jurassic Park. Now she's just shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's an actress and she did a great job. Who you're mad at is the writer/director that wanted her to spend the whole movie pretending to be an asshole until the last moment.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah, I don't care about her in any future rolls now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You know that means she was good right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, it was her fault. She wrote the movie herself.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CLEAN MY ROOM ADMIRAL GENDER STUDIES

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tidbit!

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    40 years old for 20 years

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Dern in BLACKED: RAW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She should take off the lipstick but she's cute

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's cuter when her Aryan womb is taking African loads

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They divorced 10 years ago.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Still gifted her with amerimutts

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, the daughter's hot and the son's a chad.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The bleaching is moslty complete.
              Another win for wypipo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I consider myself very racist but I don't feel the same sickness I do when I see a white woman with a sub-saharan bluelip Black.
                This guy could pass for a swarthy Middle Eastern. Didn't turn her son into an Amerigoblin, he just looks like a handsome southern-Euro. Maybe it's the weakening of white genetic stock that bothers me more than the miscegenation.

                the guy is part gnomish so it's even worse

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              dios mio el congregado des goblinos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Still gifted her with amerimutts

      I consider myself very racist but I don't feel the same sickness I do when I see a white woman with a sub-saharan bluelip Black.
      This guy could pass for a swarthy Middle Eastern. Didn't turn her son into an Amerigoblin, he just looks like a handsome southern-Euro. Maybe it's the weakening of white genetic stock that bothers me more than the miscegenation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ok chud

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Dern is ugly so I don’t care if blacks have her

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She ruined her career when she decided her character was gonna cuck Jurassic Park's protagonist.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ERMAHGERD LERER DERN

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