Probably because you watched it as a child. Kids unironically cannot tell the difference between a 20 year old and a 40 year old. Anything above age 12 to a elementary schooler is too old to fathom.
Watching it now in my early 20s, he very obviously looks old. The designer/costume/makeup person tried to make her look older (minimal makeup, mom outfit, the haircut and dyed bleached color). Her skin quality is perfect though, zero sagging and zero wrinkles, so you can tell she's really young.
billy bob thornton humiliated her by leaving her and marrying angelina jolie (who she babysat when they were kids) a week later. it was a highly publicized marriage at the time. probably got turned off by white men forever
whenever she breaks wind she erupts into hysterical laughter and shrieks "DERN TOOTIN"! It's funny the first time it happens but it gets old fast. Makes her really hard to work with
She's an actress and she did a great job. Who you're mad at is the writer/director that wanted her to spend the whole movie pretending to be an butthole until the last moment.
The bleaching is moslty complete.
Another win for wypipo
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I consider myself very racist but I don't feel the same sickness I do when I see a white woman with a sub-saharan bluelip Black.
This guy could pass for a swarthy Middle Eastern. Didn't turn her son into an Amerigoblin, he just looks like a handsome southern-Euro. Maybe it's the weakening of white genetic stock that bothers me more than the miscegenation.
I consider myself very racist but I don't feel the same sickness I do when I see a white woman with a sub-saharan bluelip Black.
This guy could pass for a swarthy Middle Eastern. Didn't turn her son into an Amerigoblin, he just looks like a handsome southern-Euro. Maybe it's the weakening of white genetic stock that bothers me more than the miscegenation.
Our offspring would have strong chin and be popular
Laura Durn
That looks like conan o' brian
One of those people who only ever acted in Lynch movies and nothing else
It's scary how much she looks like my mom.
>she was 14 in this film
She was only 65 million years old, you clever girl!
I can't believe there was even supposed to be an age gap between the two, I thought they were the same ages
I think the aged her up because in the book she is like 18, and wanted the implied romance between her and Sam Neil to be less 'creepy'.
Probably because you watched it as a child. Kids unironically cannot tell the difference between a 20 year old and a 40 year old. Anything above age 12 to a elementary schooler is too old to fathom.
Watching it now in my early 20s, he very obviously looks old. The designer/costume/makeup person tried to make her look older (minimal makeup, mom outfit, the haircut and dyed bleached color). Her skin quality is perfect though, zero sagging and zero wrinkles, so you can tell she's really young.
>Hope is like the sun-
>Makes a generation of boys heterossexual.
For me it was Lex, although I was 6 when I watched it.
Shame she turned into an ugly coalburner.
>he's right
Fricking ew.
She was always into blacks anon.
Lice, uh, finds a way.
billy bob thornton humiliated her by leaving her and marrying angelina jolie (who she babysat when they were kids) a week later. it was a highly publicized marriage at the time. probably got turned off by white men forever
semen demon
Laura Dern
what was with her and black guys
not just her it's every lynch girl
lies. Audrey would never
audrey was one of Prince's b***hes lmao
prince was a human being, a weird human being but still a human being. it's okay
Everyone fricked Prince from what I understand, thats fair play
Is he really carrying her purse? Oh no no no no
More like stealing her purse
Dern is so plain I’m not sure why the blacked spammers are even pretending anyone cares who she has sex with
whenever she breaks wind she erupts into hysterical laughter and shrieks "DERN TOOTIN"! It's funny the first time it happens but it gets old fast. Makes her really hard to work with
*crickets*
It's amazing how hard this role made my opinion of her do a 180. Used to really like her as Elly in Jurassic Park. Now she's just shit.
She's an actress and she did a great job. Who you're mad at is the writer/director that wanted her to spend the whole movie pretending to be an butthole until the last moment.
nah, I don't care about her in any future rolls now
You know that means she was good right?
No, it was her fault. She wrote the movie herself.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CLEAN MY ROOM ADMIRAL GENDER STUDIES
Tidbit!
40 years old for 20 years
Laura Dern in BLACKED: RAW
She should take off the lipstick but she's cute
She's cuter when her Aryan womb is taking African loads
They divorced 10 years ago.
Still gifted her with amerimutts
Honestly, the daughter's hot and the son's a chad.
The bleaching is moslty complete.
Another win for wypipo
the guy is part israeli so it's even worse
dios mio el congregado des goblinos
I consider myself very racist but I don't feel the same sickness I do when I see a white woman with a sub-saharan bluelip Black.
This guy could pass for a swarthy Middle Eastern. Didn't turn her son into an Amerigoblin, he just looks like a handsome southern-Euro. Maybe it's the weakening of white genetic stock that bothers me more than the miscegenation.
Ok troony
Laura Dern is ugly so I don’t care if blacks have her
She ruined her career when she decided her character was gonna cuck Jurassic Park's protagonist.
ERMAHGERD LERER DERN