Le Googly Eye instead of writing jokes
Le Multiverse makes me feel smart
Le butt plug trophy
Le pseudointellectual
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Le Googly Eye instead of writing jokes. Le Multiverse makes me feel smart. Le butt plug trophy. Le pseudointellectual
this movie looked like some youtube trash by the trailers and the fact it has a 4.5 on letterboxd and is one of the most circlejerked and praised movies every just within the last 4 months cemented it as pure dogshit to me, so I have had no desire to watch it but i bet it's mostly mediocre all around and general audiences have proven they have no taste at all.
Imagine seething over a movie you've never even seen
Yeah imagine a movie looking like such cringe I don't even want to watch it because I know i'm not going to like it at all on top of everyone jumping off a bridge for it being a huge red flag.
Nice cope homosexual
I haven't seen Thor Love and thunder and I know it's pure trash too from everything I've seen and I think everone who says different is a tasteless homosexual.
Guess what? I know I'm right and I'm able to do this with plenty of movies and I still watch a lot of movies and enjoy many.
Your philosophy is easily broken by things or films being subversive pleasant surprises by the general audiences. Your prediction for how good or shit something is is only going to be tangential to you and with that you never have to push outside your boundaries. It's stupid and childish
>I'm able to strictly go with my gut and have no need for any sort of introspection to test my boundaries to see if I'll enjoy a film or not because I use third grade logic like predicting that the sun will rise and that Marvel will make soulless cash grabs and apply that same level of predictability to actual filmmakers
sounds based to me homosexual
Probably because you're a dumb frick who has no taste in cinema.
the logical flaw in your argument is assuming the guys who directed the Turn Down For What music video count as actual filmmakers
They directed swiss army man, they're most certainly film directors
That was also a gigantic pile of shit. Not particularly convincing evidence they aren't capeshit directors.
It doesn't matter if you thought it was shit the fact is they're actual directors not just some randos who got hired to do something, they clearly had a vision
So do the Russo brothers. I guarantee Infinity War was a far more challenging movie to make than Swiss Army Man. Doesn't make any of these people auteurs.
I think we can usually tell the difference between a director servicing a job and a director with an idea. Corporate swap and artistic vision is pretty easy to pick apart and dissect. However there's a lot of crossbreeding between the two which is why we'll get something like Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
>people like [thing]?
>hmph, in this moment I am euphoric, [thing] is shit
embarrassing
It has a few good moments and a nice underlying theme but those are buried under shitty jokes that keep coming back and hitting you over the head. And I mean the kind of jokes you'd see from a 12 year old who just found out about sex toys. Also the movie is about 30 minutes too long.
The style reminds me of Stephen Chow's work, but he does it about 10 times better than this.
you sound like a fricking moron to me
This post was more reddit than the movie
>complaining about reddit on an anonymous subreddit
You know someone is asshurt AND stupid when they can't even properly explain why they don't like something. Really? "le"? Is it 2012 again? You're like a toddler - you can't even adequately explain WHY you're upset.
>movie gets made
>Everybody likes it
>Cinemaphile contrarians hate the idea of people liking things
>"Heh....everyone is a pleb but me"
Many such cases, just watch it, it's a fun movie, stop being so fricking bitter all the time.
I saw the dildo dude
you aint tricking me in to watching it
This is a movie designed for stupid people so they can feel smart. It definitely achieved that goal, so based on that it's a good movie.
all movies are stupid
>thinking movies can ever be the intellectual's medium of choice
Books>Vidya>Music>Art>Films
>Vidya being number 2
Lol video games are not art, they're children's entertainment.
so are movies then
Besides George Lucas, I don't think filmmakers want extra shit added in, improved graphics, etc every 10 years to their art that's only Vidya.
Innovations in film are constantly being made and done by people creative enough to achieve it. The demand for high quality graphics is exactly the same kind of demand for more realistic CGI also directors cuts exist which is literally extra shit added in. You're failing to make your case here. Not to mention most video game developers at least the creatives behind them don't want their game saturated with a bunch of mindless bullshit that's usually the publishers
Had no interest in this but I watched Swiss Army Man for the first time today and loved it, then found out coincidentally that they made this new movie that looked ultra reddit and unappealing to me.
Wonder if it's as bad as it looks or not
You homosexuals kept calling is shit so I watched it and you were 100% right.
At least it seems to be something new and different. But I guess Cinemaphile only wants capeshit and multiracially casted fantasy and sci fi.
>seems to be something new and different
It isn't, guaranteed the filmmakers are just aping some style of better filmmakers and movies
>hasnt watched it
>watch this cringe reddit garbage
No thanks homosexual I'll watch movies nobody talks about and I'll rewatch Jurassic World Dominion and enjoy it for what it is.
you are so obnoxiously toxic its physically painful interacting with you. like im starting to believe you are a shill trying to boost the movies online interaction by being so annoying shouting out into the air moronic shit and then misinterpreting everything anyone says who trys to start a dialogue with you.
>capeshit and multiracially casted fantasy and sci fi
that's exactly what this film is you moron
not really
Yeah, really. It's just a hodgepodge of multiversal concepts and ideas already covered by Rick And Morty and the MCU. Complete with superpowers, spastic editing, and wacky non-sequiturs.
It's not really same thing however, it's not literal capeshit and it's urban fantasy type of deal. It's not my thing, but it's still more ''new'' than the rest.
It's a derivative mashup of Stephen Chow and that Rick And Morty episode where they watch inter-dimensional cable. There's nothing new about it.
There is almost nothing new about most things, but it's different from what you usually see, I have not seen Stephen Chow or RnM, so I can't say how close that is, but multiverse stuff is not even that common of a theme on tv, so there is no problem with it.
The multiverse is the gimmick that the MCU has been diving headlong into for the past four years. Just because you aren't familiar with the things it's "borrowing" from doesn't mean it's original. It's unoriginal even if you adopt a more charitable outlook than "there are only two stories, Cinderella and Jack and the Beanstalk" type cynicism.
Well, you don't have to leave multiverse aside because MCU used it, they didn't invent the concept anyway.
This movie was literally co-produced by the Russos, it's a wacky adventure film about multiverses and interdimensional superpowers, it's capeshit whether you care to admit it or not. If Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness is capeshit, so is this.
is the matrix capeshit? is brazil capeshit? is top gun capeshit?
be quiet
it was literally that one Rick & Morty episode with some chinese family drama added
>le ching chong
Frick off. Either speak English or Mandarin with subtitle. Constant switching between languages is annoying
DUDE THEY HAVE HOTDOG FINGERS!
LOL NOW THE GAY GRANDMAS ARE JIZZING FROM THEIR FINGERS AND IT'S MUSTARD LMAO
It annoyed the shit out of me for many of the same reasons as Swiss Army Man. The general consensus when that movie came out was "Love it or hate it, you gotta see it! It's just so wild and inventive and different! It's a breath of fresh air!" when that's not true at all. It's 'weird' in an entirely palatable, even fashionable way. It's the typical type of quirky twee sensibility and wacky irreverent humor that's already been run into the ground by people like Wes Anderson, the Duplass brothers, etc. except considerably more vapid and cutesy. There's even life-affirming car commercial indie pop with hand claps all over the soundtrack. The farting corpse stuff is tantamount to lolrandom humor and the way the film redeems the suicidal main character is totally devoid of any insight, it's the equivalent of some new age hippie with brain damage telling you "b-but life is beautiful! There's beauty all around you! Wear this crystal around your neck." The main thing the film is praised for, which is taking a totally absurd premise and finding genuine pathos and emotion/depth is 100% unfounded praise as it attempts that but totally fails.
More or less the same thing is true for Everything Everywhere All At Once. It covers entirely familiar ground and yet it gets all this unsubstantiated praise for being different when it's basically a mashup of MCU Phase 4, Stephen Chow and second rate wannabe Rick and Morty absurdism. It's about as 'wild' or 'inventive' as an ad for Old Navy. The "tough questions" it poses are underwhelming lip service to pop 101 existential nihilism and the only answers it has in response to the challenges it poses are half-baked tripe like "yeah but family is really important and stuff. love the moment you're in! Life being limited means it's precious!" This is part of why it feels so intolerably long, because it has no structure, no stakes, and it's about as deep as a puddle.
tl;dr I hated it and these Daniels guys are hacks.
good insight
maybe people are so used to a sea of trash and capeshit that when they see something above average that's not the same mcu crap, they think it's a revelation or maybe it's because it's similar to mcu and that's why they find it so appealing.
Everything in this thread about the movie being cringe except its about The Northmen which is a shit film
The Northman is Citizen Kane compared to this garbage
Northman is a low-IQ shitfest that couldn't manage to be either logical or historically accurate for more than 2 minutes at a time.
It's one of the best movies of the year. You're either a plothole-sniffing pseudointellectual or a Youtube video essayist (or both), either way you are a blight upon this planet that needs excising.
I haven't watched it, but it just looks like boring garbage
God you sound like an butthole.
Having gotten an inkling of the rave response to this film, I had an uneasy feeling going in. So many people had, in so many words, basically crowned it “the greatest film ever made.” How could it possibly live up to the hype? I reeeeeeally wanted to be wrong. Well, I wasn’t. For all its sausage fingers and dominatrix jokes, what EEAAO comes down to in the end is Coelho-esque creampuff philosophy with insights that can be summarized on a bumpersticker. And of course people are loving it; we live in the universe where Rupi Kaur is hailed as a great poet and Jordan Peterson as a great philosopher.
EEAAO is completely void of cinematic artistry. It is an assault of, admittedly creative and sometimes even funny, visual noise stitched together by dialogue. Oh lord, the dialogue. The first half of the script is spent on unadorned exposition that the writers have not even tried to integrate smoothly. The movie just stops so that a character can vomit information we need to make sense of the barrage of insanity. The second half, then, is dedicated to beating us over the head with a moralizing poor man’s Albert Camus-redux of a message (a major chunk of which is literally delivered through on screen text over an image of the grand canyon). God forbid a medium called “motion picture” convey anything through, y’know, pictures.
It’s shallow r*ddit shit, simple as.
Is that the new marvel strange movie
It might as well be.
>the multiverse ending threat is an EVERYTHING BAGEL LMFAO
I hate this movie, but more than that I hate the people who enjoyed it
wow surface level is dumb? no way really? did your mommy tell you about how thats the way it is?
guess what the everything bagel isnt an everything bagel
>I hate this movie, but more than that I hate the people who enjoyed it
How many people have you replied to with the image of a troonjak
The mistake you've made is randomly assuming I'm a conservitard and a /misc/gay just because I didn't like this awful movie. I've posted incel wojaks too but I tend to use them in actually appropriate contexts.
Is this the part where the obvious shillers for some flash in the pan chink shit are pretending to be legitimate? Kinda like Squid Game from months back, then was never heard about again. Is that what this is??
This is what we get for enabling bug people.
I haven't watched it but if people that like this movie are wojack posters, I automatically dislike these people and the whatever this movie is about, and will refrain from watching it.
Why would you try so hard to fit in on an anonymous website?
Nihlist garbage. Daughter did not have a single redeeming quality throughout the movie.
THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE MOVIE IS TO NOT BE NIHLIST HOLY FRICKING SHIT STOP POSTING
>positive nihlism isn't still nihlism
shut the frick up
i hope you remember making this post. i hope you are intelligent enough to realize it should wake you up at night. i hope you think of it when you pour yourself a glass of water, when you reach down to tie your shoes, when you wash your hands.
You write like a gay, you should change that. "Life has no meaning...b-but that okay!" - if you live like this idk what to say
Also why was the daughter so fixated on her grandfather finding out she was gay? She was an annoying b***h throughout.
if you actually watched the movie you would have noticed the daughter didnt care about the grandfather finding out
She absolutely did, which is one of the reasons she was pissed at her mother. Did you watch it lol?
you can tell most of the people here watched a Daniels film for the first time
>Le gay OP makes another thread about it
i refuse to watch anything with women with ugly feet and baby boy, gammy here has the ring
r*ddit: the motion picture
>So much potential wasted on forced humor. Comedy is supposed to stalk it's prey like a crouching tiger, or a hidden dragon.
>Le butt plug trophy
wait what, explain
Do chinks really?