Le Sandman is GOOD?!!

What the fuck? I only saw the pilot, but it's a way better version of the story in Sandman 1989 #1. It flowed better, I actually cared about the characters. And Sandman is actually fucking cool? WHAT? My only problem is that Morpheus should be a lot more weird and otherwordly looking. He just kinda looks like a pale supermodel. His skin should be a ghostly white. I hope the rest of the season is this kino. You can tell the creators actually gave a shit and are probably fanboys. They nailed it.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, something else I didn't like was the shitty vaseline look that is smeared all over every frame of this movie. It's way too much bloom. I get they're trying to make it feel dreamlike, but it looks like a shitty soap opera at times.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it similar, or even connected to Lucifer (tv)?
    I know the show is pretty different to their shared sourde material.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely different. The tone is especially different. Lucifer is funny and quirky. This is everything but. It takes itself very seriously. There wasn't a single joke in the first episode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Technically Netflix owns both so theoretically Lucifer can show up. I doubt it, though. The shows are very different. And this one looks a lot more expensive.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God she is so hot. Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance. It's great and you're missing out if you at least don't check out the pilot on netflix.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance
      No. And she's she's reason why.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >those lips
      god I wish I had a ebony wife with such full womanly lips. Imagine coming home from a long day of wage slaving and being greeted with a kiss by those big wet lips and then during night time actives having those same lips sloshing up and down on the head of your penis. Fuck I got to get me a black girlfriend.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not those lips with a texture that I imagine reminds you of burnt rubber, not even the jaw. It's the eyes, so devoid of intelligence, like the eyes of a dull herbivore.
      And the hair, is it like sheep hair ?

      What I hated about this show, about every Netflix show is that who is filming it's so reliant on those generic desaturated CGI backgrounds. The characters look so sterile, they don't look alive. They don't look like they belong. It's this weird lenses they use and non filter.
      When I read most of the Sandman 20 years ago, I was impressed ! I actually started listening the audiobook about a week ago. It's pretty good ( except ironically Death )

      This like the Witcher is made by people who have no discerning taste, who make medieval characters talk like college girls. Who can't understand friendship or duty.
      I would pity these moronloving gays but the thing is they'll never realize their shortcomings and missed opportunities.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped. I hate morons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I suffer from CNF, or Chronic moron Fatigue.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hard pass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Woah black women look like THAT?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >God she is so hot. Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance. It's great and you're missing out if you at least don't check out the pilot on netflix.
      This is one of the most blatant examples of shilling I have ever seen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they do it? Why the fuck do they think trying to convince 5-10 of cynical autists to watch a show will boost its ratings? I literally sage every shill thread when I comment on it anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not everyone here is a miserable racist looser like you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            but they should be

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not everyone is a dumb "eat all the new media" gay, people can have actual good taste for shows

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >esl calling people a loser
            Never fails to get a laugh out of me

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            loser is with a single o, Hispanic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I ever considered watching this show, you made me lose all interest.
      >Wow a "cute" black girl is on the screen, thats a plus, now I will recommend it
      For real fuck off you coomer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, Neil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >God she is so hot.
      I wouldn't say hot like in a porn star sense, she is more alluring and striking in terms of looks. To people saying that ebony is ugly, are you guys gay? She is absolutely beautiful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god she is so ugly, no wonder morons hate each other so much

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's meh but the Hob episode is kino

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Death
    Desire
    Constantine
    Lucifer

    Hard pass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Desire is ironically the most accurate portrayal of any character in this show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Constantine in this show?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Jenna Coleman plays John's daughter, Johanna.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ok with this because I want to fuck Jenna Coleman but it's still a moronic decision.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he got woman'd

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I read the series like 15 years ago, I don't really care about creative liberties but the trailer looked really drab and Netflix series in general are badly plotted.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It will be canceled by the end of the season. Welcome to Netflix Sand-cucks

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off shill, it's undoubtedly getting added to the list

    Annie Remake
    https://m.startribune.com/foxx-and-diaz-flop-their-way-through-annie/286258321/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n

    Ghostbusters
    https://www.thathashtagshow.com/2021/01/27/ernie-hudson-speaks-out-on-why-ghostbusters-2016-reboot-flopped/

    The Dark Tower
    https://www.mic.com/articles/183370/why-did-the-dark-tower-flop-so-hard-at-the-box-office

    Batwoman
    https://cosmicbook.news/batwoman-season-2-ratings

    Cowboy Bebop
    https://www.slashfilm.com/703020/see-ya-space-cowboy-netflix-cancels-cowboy-bebop-after-first-season-flop/

    The Eternals
    https://thedirect.com/article/eternals-theaters-movie-mcu-performance-history

    Doctor Who
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/cosmicbook.news/doctor-who-ratings-worst-ever-loses-million-viewers%3famp

    Wonder Woman 1984
    https://thedirect.com/article/wonder-woman-1984-loss-box-office-hbo-max-subscribers

    Masters Of The Universe
    https://movieweb.com/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-reviews-kevin-smith/

    Foundation
    https://theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/sep/24/foundation-review-apple-tv

    Wheel Of Time
    https://www.thereviewgeek.com/thewheeloftime-s1review/

    Lightyear
    https://nypost.com/2022/06/25/lightyear-flop-audiences-are-weary-of-hollywood-wokeness/

    Resident Evil
    https://www.opentapes.org/2022/07/17/resident-evil-is-a-flop-the-netflix-series-is-filling-up-with-negative-reviews/

    Ms Marvel
    https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/ms-marvel-horrible-disney-record.html

    Kenobi
    https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/06/07/obi-wan-kenobi-failure-to-date/

    Batgirl
    https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2022/aug/03/irredeemable-batgirl-movie-unexpectedly-cancelled-despite-being-in-final-stages

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dolby Vision? Dolby Audio? If so I'm enjoying this tonight then.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the black characters are based
    >But the fag moments were disgusting and not necessarily at all

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If this were a Warner property they would have canned it like Batgirl the movie

    The show is slow, the protagonist is an unlikeable douche, morons everywhere where they don't even make sense
    and the one good character they had gets killed in episode 1

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CGI subway battle from 2007 (Spider-Man 3) looks better than CGI subway battle from 2018 (Black Panther)

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Morpheus the white Lord
    >Has his slave raceswapped into a black
    Why are the creators of this show so red pilled.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the amulet of protection enough to ward off the buffed sandman? Making john give it away for plot reasons seemed a little contrived

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a while but I don't think the amulet matters much in the comic

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is actually extremely bad.
    Morpheus is a twink.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Doctor Destiny in it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5 episodes in, there's a lot of black people but all the black guys seem to die a horrible death.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hilariously enough there's an episode where the black guy is a secret demon and the demon itself is an 8 foot tall embodiment of wewuz and the location they're in when its revealed even has swastikas on the floor.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >typical upper-class white woman marries black guy shit
        >black guy turns into a literal demon
        >gets instantly dabbed on by another white woman
        what did they mean by this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget that she and another white woman assumed the reason she was marrying the black guy was because they thought she was possessed by a demon.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on ep 1 and my only complaints are that 1. Corinthian info dumping to Burgess seemed unnecessary and against the spirit of the story telling used in the comics and 2. they straight-washed Alex it seems

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That moment when that Corinthian shows up also doesn't make a lot of sense time-wise since he tells Burgess ro build a glass prison to house Dream but then Burgess builds that shit in like five seconds and then the Corinthian leaves.

      Would've made much more sense ot have him show up before the ritual or even be present at the summon. That would explain why dream was summon and not death and why Burgess has the means to keep Dream captive.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's trash, like everything in Netflix

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