What the frick? I only saw the pilot, but it's a way better version of the story in Sandman 1989 #1. It flowed better, I actually cared about the characters. And Sandman is actually fricking cool? WHAT? My only problem is that Morpheus should be a lot more weird and otherwordly looking. He just kinda looks like a pale supermodel. His skin should be a ghostly white. I hope the rest of the season is this kino. You can tell the creators actually gave a shit and are probably fanboys. They nailed it.
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Oh yeah, something else I didn't like was the shitty vaseline look that is smeared all over every frame of this movie. It's way too much bloom. I get they're trying to make it feel dreamlike, but it looks like a shitty soap opera at times.
Is it similar, or even connected to Lucifer (tv)?
I know the show is pretty different to their shared sourde material.
It's extremely different. The tone is especially different. Lucifer is funny and quirky. This is everything but. It takes itself very seriously. There wasn't a single joke in the first episode.
Technically Netflix owns both so theoretically Lucifer can show up. I doubt it, though. The shows are very different. And this one looks a lot more expensive.
God she is so hot. Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance. It's great and you're missing out if you at least don't check out the pilot on netflix.
>Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance
No. And she's she's reason why.
>those lips
god I wish I had a ebony wife with such full womanly lips. Imagine coming home from a long day of wage slaving and being greeted with a kiss by those big wet lips and then during night time actives having those same lips sloshing up and down on the head of your penis. Frick I got to get me a black girlfriend.
It's not those lips with a texture that I imagine reminds you of burnt rubber, not even the jaw. It's the eyes, so devoid of intelligence, like the eyes of a dull herbivore.
And the hair, is it like sheep hair ?
What I hated about this show, about every Netflix show is that who is filming it's so reliant on those generic desaturated CGI backgrounds. The characters look so sterile, they don't look alive. They don't look like they belong. It's this weird lenses they use and non filter.
When I read most of the Sandman 20 years ago, I was impressed ! I actually started listening the audiobook about a week ago. It's pretty good ( except ironically Death )
This like the Witcher is made by people who have no discerning taste, who make medieval characters talk like college girls. Who can't understand friendship or duty.
I would pity these Black personloving homosexuals but the thing is they'll never realize their shortcomings and missed opportunities.
Dropped. I hate Black folk.
I suffer from CNF, or Chronic Black person Fatigue.
Hard pass.
Woah black women look like THAT?
>God she is so hot. Btw, I'm telling you guys, give the show a chance. It's great and you're missing out if you at least don't check out the pilot on netflix.
This is one of the most blatant examples of shilling I have ever seen.
Why do they do it? Why the frick do they think trying to convince 5-10 of cynical autists to watch a show will boost its ratings? I literally sage every shill thread when I comment on it anyway
Not everyone here is a miserable racist looser like you.
but they should be
Not everyone is a dumb "eat all the new media" homosexual, people can have actual good taste for shows
>esl calling people a loser
Never fails to get a laugh out of me
loser is with a single o, spic
If I ever considered watching this show, you made me lose all interest.
>Wow a "cute" black girl is on the screen, thats a plus, now I will recommend it
For real frick off you coomer
have a nice day, Neil.
>God she is so hot.
I wouldn't say hot like in a porn star sense, she is more alluring and striking in terms of looks. To people saying that ebony is ugly, are you guys gay? She is absolutely beautiful.
god she is so ugly, no wonder Black folk hate each other so much
It's meh but the Hob episode is kino
Death
Desire
Constantine
Lucifer
Hard pass.
Desire is ironically the most accurate portrayal of any character in this show
Who is Constantine in this show?
Jenna Coleman plays John's daughter, Johanna.
I'm ok with this because I want to frick Jenna Coleman but it's still a moronic decision.
he got woman'd
I read the series like 15 years ago, I don't really care about creative liberties but the trailer looked really drab and Netflix series in general are badly plotted.
It will be canceled by the end of the season. Welcome to Netflix Sand-cucks
Frick off shill, it's undoubtedly getting added to the list
Annie Remake
https://m.startribune.com/foxx-and-diaz-flop-their-way-through-annie/286258321/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n
Ghostbusters
https://www.thathashtagshow.com/2021/01/27/ernie-hudson-speaks-out-on-why-ghostbusters-2016-reboot-flopped/
The Dark Tower
https://www.mic.com/articles/183370/why-did-the-dark-tower-flop-so-hard-at-the-box-office
Batwoman
https://cosmicbook.news/batwoman-season-2-ratings
Cowboy Bebop
https://www.slashfilm.com/703020/see-ya-space-cowboy-netflix-cancels-cowboy-bebop-after-first-season-flop/
The Eternals
https://thedirect.com/article/eternals-theaters-movie-mcu-performance-history
Doctor Who
https://www.google.com/amp/s/cosmicbook.news/doctor-who-ratings-worst-ever-loses-million-viewers%3famp
Wonder Woman 1984
https://thedirect.com/article/wonder-woman-1984-loss-box-office-hbo-max-subscribers
Masters Of The Universe
https://movieweb.com/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-reviews-kevin-smith/
Foundation
https://theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/sep/24/foundation-review-apple-tv
Wheel Of Time
https://www.thereviewgeek.com/thewheeloftime-s1review/
Lightyear
https://nypost.com/2022/06/25/lightyear-flop-audiences-are-weary-of-hollywood-wokeness/
Resident Evil
https://www.opentapes.org/2022/07/17/resident-evil-is-a-flop-the-netflix-series-is-filling-up-with-negative-reviews/
Ms Marvel
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/ms-marvel-horrible-disney-record.html
Kenobi
https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/06/07/obi-wan-kenobi-failure-to-date/
Batgirl
https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2022/aug/03/irredeemable-batgirl-movie-unexpectedly-cancelled-despite-being-in-final-stages
Dolby Vision? Dolby Audio? If so I'm enjoying this tonight then.
>the black characters are based
>But the gay moments were disgusting and not necessarily at all
If this were a Warner property they would have canned it like Batgirl the movie
The show is slow, the protagonist is an unlikeable douche, Black folk everywhere where they don't even make sense
and the one good character they had gets killed in episode 1
>CGI subway battle from 2007 (Spider-Man 3) looks better than CGI subway battle from 2018 (Black Panther)
>Morpheus the white Lord
>Has his slave raceswapped into a black
Why are the creators of this show so red pilled.
Is the amulet of protection enough to ward off the buffed sandman? Making john give it away for plot reasons seemed a little contrived
no
It's been a while but I don't think the amulet matters much in the comic
It is actually extremely bad.
Morpheus is a twink.
Is Doctor Destiny in it?
Yes
I'm 5 episodes in, there's a lot of black people but all the black guys seem to die a horrible death.
Hilariously enough there's an episode where the black guy is a secret demon and the demon itself is an 8 foot tall embodiment of wewuz and the location they're in when its revealed even has swastikas on the floor.
>typical upper-class white woman marries black guy shit
>black guy turns into a literal demon
>gets instantly dabbed on by another white woman
what did they mean by this
Don't forget that she and another white woman assumed the reason she was marrying the black guy was because they thought she was possessed by a demon.
I'm on ep 1 and my only complaints are that 1. Corinthian info dumping to Burgess seemed unnecessary and against the spirit of the story telling used in the comics and 2. they straight-washed Alex it seems
That moment when that Corinthian shows up also doesn't make a lot of sense time-wise since he tells Burgess ro build a glass prison to house Dream but then Burgess builds that shit in like five seconds and then the Corinthian leaves.
Would've made much more sense ot have him show up before the ritual or even be present at the summon. That would explain why dream was summon and not death and why Burgess has the means to keep Dream captive.
It's trash, like everything in Netflix