>LE TAKE MUH SHIRT OFF I'M A CUHRAZY DRUNK XDDD

>LE TAKE MUH SHIRT OFF I'M A CUHRAZY DRUNK XDDD
Does Cinemaphile like this kind of comedy?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedy?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funnier than posting Bert threads for months and months.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably viral marketing for his new flick
      his specials are pretty
      nothing groundbreaking but worth a chuckle or two

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine defending this alchie pig

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read it more as he dislikes bert and thinks op is even worse.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked Berts wife in Scottsdale
    AMA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is his wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When? Why? How?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this the best you can do to beg for attention from strangers?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Bert, hows the hangover?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          1/10 I replied

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your wifes pussy smells really bad btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I truly want to believe you. I fricked the wife of a drunken moron just like him once so it wouldn't surprise me if you aren't lying. Tell the story my dude

      https://i.imgur.com/Gdht0pW.jpg

      >LE TAKE MUH SHIRT OFF I'M A CUHRAZY DRUNK XDDD
      Does Cinemaphile like this kind of comedy?

      I still have no idea why he's being pushed so hard. He's not funny and no one really respects him outside of Tom Segura who is insanely funnier. Bert seems like he means well he's just not funny and an obvious tool. Someone is clearly using him as a dimwitted cash cow.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fricked the wife of a drunken moron just like him once s
        tell me this story

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not much of a story. It was the son of my boss. He was also a useless moron that was literally the spitting image of Bert except his hair of blonder and he was too stupid to tell stories like Bert. The only thing he was good at was welding.

          Anyway some of my buds through a Halloween party 2 years ago (small town bullshit so we all know each other) and his wife and daughter were there. He was shitfaced drunk and acting like his normal moronic self embarrassing himself and shit. His 7/10 wife and I started chatting a bit and we snuck to the woods behind the house and I fricked her doggy style against a tree.

          They are still together for some reason. Probably just for the kid.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >. His 7/10 wife and I started chatting a bit and we snuck to the woods behind the house and I fricked her doggy style against a tree
            nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I truly want to believe you. I fricked the wife of a drunken moron just like him once so it wouldn't surprise me if you aren't lying. Tell the story my dude

      [...]
      I still have no idea why he's being pushed so hard. He's not funny and no one really respects him outside of Tom Segura who is insanely funnier. Bert seems like he means well he's just not funny and an obvious tool. Someone is clearly using him as a dimwitted cash cow.

      tell the frickin stories already gays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leanne is a great milf

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who lives longer Bam or Bert?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      artie lange

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artie is going to outlast the heat death of the universe despite the fact that he’s probably going to try to kill himself three or four more times before that happens.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY MOLEY!!!!
    ITS THE HECKING MACHINE D00D~!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What keeps a man from not shaving his hair when it's like this? It'd look so much better.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of great men let their hair take its natural course. Coping by shaving is way more insecurity driven than simply letting it wilt away-- in fact it's a much more recent phenomenon for 20-30 year olds with thinning hair to just shave it all off. You know how many seething baldies I see at my gym, and every single one of them grew a beard to compensate their babyfaced chinlet hair recession genes and they all look like the exact same type of person.
        Meanwhile one of the gym regulars is hardcore thinning on top and has his hair down to his shoulders or in a ponytail and he pulls more pussy in than anybody else because he exudes the one thing a shaved head and beard will never replace; confidence.

        So basically your idea that men need to impress other men by following the trend of shaving their hair cause it's thinning is pure homosexualry. Women are the ultimate arbiters of what looks good and women are fricking tired of the bald head, bearded, goes to the gym look.
        Thankfully I have a full head of hair and I'm tall so whatever the latest copetrend is for ugly men will never matter to me, but for all the lurkers in this thread that think a man's opinion on your looks matters let me tell you this.
        Other men do not matter, they will never matter, and looking like other men guarantees you will treated like other men (and we all know there's a lot of sexless dateless men out there) so do your best to look clean and cultivate yourself to be a unique person.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wear a hecking trucker hair over my balding head but its mesh and see thru so you can still tell i got a bald spot oh well lol still better than going with the bic'd head and beard soijak look

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You write like a homosexual

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bert the biggest midwit filter in stand up? Redditors hate him, while low iq normies and high iq comedy enjoyers love him.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is too low IQ to appreciate The Machine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of those instances where being low IQ is a benefit.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched his standup and honestly it was way funnier than other modern comics specials. These Joe Rogan adjacent boobs think about "the art" and saying provocative things they forget to be funny and also confuse the fact that it's nothing more than a parlor trick.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I think about drinking I picture this ruddy old fatass wearing a fitted cap and the urge somehow becomes weaker. It actually works

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >constantly has his shirt off
      >constantly shows his butt
      >too much of a coward to show his tiny dick

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, The ~~*industry*~~ cancelled Sam Hyde while promoting garbage “comedians” like Bert.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that hyde is a homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam is not funny, but maybe if you donate $50 again he'll really appreciate you bro

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad Shane Gillis has to pretend to like this guy

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he was talented he probably wouldn't be milking one story for more than a decade

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to feel his belly on top of my head.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s just not funny at all. His podcast is one of the worst things I’ve ever been forced to listen to. Had to tell the driver to turn it off after 5 minutes because of all the pig noises

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he based? Or a leftist?
    If he's based I may go see his film before No Buy June starts.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this guy was a rogan guy but all the libtards love him

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really remember the things I do in much detail so I never tell stories. I'm pretty sure everyone who does is embellishing or lying

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this shirtless moron ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty comedian who is now everywhere for some reason

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because he's got a Netflix movie coming out. Standard astroturfing. Come for the memes, ignore product.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Machine looks like a really stupid and funny movie that's at least worth pirating. I've never seen his stand up act though and I'm not interested.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le
    >muh
    >xd
    None of these are arguments

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