People have been shaving and grooming their hair for tens of thousands of years at least. Pubic hair styles and the presence of pubic hair at all varied wildly depending on era and social class.
considering she's the best thing in those movies, like france, where she gives a great performance in an otherwise mediocre movie, i'd say no. she is not.
why do you act offendes when someone doesn't like the same things you do? also this is a lea seydoux thread. go post your poorly aged b-lister elsewhere.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not offended just pointing out you're gay and a moron, ie a gay moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
She has a body of a 15 year old boy.
she looks like shit these days. 15 years older than she is.
>tfw not born in france >tfw could have been having orgies with hot french girls from early pubesence onward >and nobody would even call me a sick frick >but would have to live with mudslimes and institutional support for cucking
Ha! I know her family a little bit through working as a consultant in the telecoms industry (Parrot nearly bought a UK direct-dial company I was working with at the time). Met her dad twice. They’re typically stern, honest Protestants who take business - and everything - seriously but are also rare in business insofar as they act with total fidelity and confidentiality. A rare, old family that still demands respect.
>Old money wealthy white French family
The more pertinent question would be who ISN'T she racist towards?
Her nude photoshoots are the best. There's something sexy about a rich girl who hails from a powerful family making herself naked and sensual for everyone to see
>Be Lea Seydoux >Child of billionaire >Heiress in long line of aristocrats and successful-influential business people and leaders >Father is founder and CEO of Parrot, a giant electronics and telecom company >Grandfather is chairman of Pathé one of the largest, oldest, and most renowned media and film companies in the world >Grand Uncle is chairman of Gaumont, one of the oldest film studios in the world >Born with massive network which grants leverage through acquaintance and nepotism >Have lodes of accolades and awards for your acting performances >International A list movie star >Still do gratuitous nude and sex scenes for half your filmography >Including loads of work you later state you found extremely degrading, demeaning, and gross that made you lose it and cry
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/11/harvey-weinstein-lea-seydoux >Still have to fight off Harvey Weinstein from raping you >"Another director I worked with would film very long sex scenes that lasted days. He kept watching us, replaying the scenes over and over again in a kind of stupor. It was very gross" >Still do lodes of exploitative work after penning that essay.
Is she an insecure person eager to please others and prove herself? Does she have trouble saying no? Seems to be common for rich girls.
Woah so if I walked up to her and asked to frick you think I'd have a chance?
She's just French, they don't have the same hangups about nudity
She's bored, anon. She never had a hardship in her life.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/11/harvey-weinstein-lea-seydoux
"Another director I worked with would film very long sex scenes that lasted days. He kept watching us, replaying the scenes over and over again in a kind of stupor. It was very gross"
An avantgarde independent art film in which I film them nude in various locations and scenarios and I will create a plot of some sort from the footage in editing later. Many reels will be shot.
>The Flatteners
They are all super villainess whose goal is to suffocate every man in the world with the butts. One man (played by me) gains super powers by soaking up their pusy sweat. I am the only one that can stop them.
Me as mormon man, cursed with 9x7 dick and they are my 5 wives. It's X-rated with unsimulated sex. The main plot is that all their biological clocks are ticking and they want to have babies at the same time.
It fricking stinks. The whole thing. It just reeks. It'll be a limited release on smell-o-vision and you'll have to sign 3 health waivers to get a seat. Even so many viewers will not survive to the end of the showing.
A guy (also played by me) suffers from a rare condition called HARD DICK. He must cum in 2 hours or he'll die. A team is sent for this mission and they will have to do anything in their power to achieve this goal. Will they manage to save him in time?
Her nude photoshoots are the best. There's something sexy about a rich girl who hails from a powerful family making herself naked and sensual for everyone to see
It isn't shooped but it's clearly not Lea, just some random model prostitute.
Like the picture of Terry fricking that other model that faceblind morons think if Juliette Lewis.
>fixed >perfect
WRONG!
BUCKTEETH ARE MATRICIAN AND GODDESS TIER!
Buck teeth make a woman way cuter. Along with tooth gaps, overbites, snaggleteeth, and braces. Not a pedo, but it's a sign of neoteny. It makes them look much younger> Felicity Jones and Lea Seydoux are significantly older than me, but when I see them open their mouths they give me feelings like I am looking at dicky without the shame.
[...]
Buck teeth make a woman way cuter. Along with tooth gaps, overbites, snaggleteeth, and braces. Not a pedo, but it's a sign of neoteny. It makes them look much younger> Felicity Jones and Lea Seydoux are significantly older than me, but when I see them open their mouths they give me feelings like I am looking at dicky without the shame.
This. Kstew is still gorgeous after all these years. Lea peaked during the filming of Blue is the Warmest Colour.
then explain that picture because lea is getting fricking mugged af
she got ruthlessly mogged recently
Don't you have another director to frick, Stewart?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You do realize that was a PR stunt, right? Unlike Lea, Kstew doesn't frick and suck every big-name producer even when she comes from such an affluent background and history.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just a quick recap >This anon is claiming that his waifu, Kristen Stewart, who was infamously photographed having an affair with her married director, does not sleep with directors, but that Léa Seydoux, from one of the wealthiest and most powerful families in France, supposedly has to.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, because she likes the aspect of being a talentless, affluent prostitute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kinda seem like you're just seething because Seydoux is better liked on Cinemaphile than your waifu
2 years ago
Anonymous
You do realize Kstew is a classic old Cinemaphile waifu? Lea is a FOTM prostitute that has passing appeal on Cinemaphile every now and then. She will never ever be a household name here. Cry more.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>seething
kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
You do realize that was a PR stunt, right? Unlike Lea, Kstew doesn't frick and suck every big-name producer even when she comes from such an affluent background and history.
[...]
[...]
[...]
Don't you have another director to frick, Stewart?
I always got the impression that all the males K.Stew was romantically paired with were beards and she's just a straight up lesbo. >2008 >Twilight was released >Obama later elected Pres. >Same election day that elected Obama >CALIFORNIA (OF ALL PLACES) voted through a popular vote of the citizenry to amend their constitution marriage to ensure is only between a man and a woman thus banning all gay marriage previously made legal by a State Supreme Court ruling just months prior >Jodie Foster was still in the closet >Ellen Page was still in the closet and still a girl >Harvey Weinstein while sexually harassing Cara Delevingne and pressuring her to frick him or make out with another model, told her if she ever went public with her sexual orientation that she'd never get straight girl roles or make it in Hollywood >Portia de Rossi and Anne Heche got less roles after coming out and being involved with Ellen DeGeneres >Amber Turd coming out with her girlfriend was seen as a milestone because she was an up and coming hot new 10/10 actress and most come out or get outed when their careers are waning or they are old. >Kristen Stewart always looked miserable filming and doing press tours for Twilight even with Pattinson. >Has mostly dated girls since.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She's not your friend, anon. You've never met her and peeking at paparazzi photos and daydreaming doesn't give you insight into her or her life.
[...]
[...]
I always got the impression that all the males K.Stew was romantically paired with were beards and she's just a straight up lesbo. >2008 >Twilight was released >Obama later elected Pres. >Same election day that elected Obama >CALIFORNIA (OF ALL PLACES) voted through a popular vote of the citizenry to amend their constitution marriage to ensure is only between a man and a woman thus banning all gay marriage previously made legal by a State Supreme Court ruling just months prior >Jodie Foster was still in the closet >Ellen Page was still in the closet and still a girl >Harvey Weinstein while sexually harassing Cara Delevingne and pressuring her to frick him or make out with another model, told her if she ever went public with her sexual orientation that she'd never get straight girl roles or make it in Hollywood >Portia de Rossi and Anne Heche got less roles after coming out and being involved with Ellen DeGeneres >Amber Turd coming out with her girlfriend was seen as a milestone because she was an up and coming hot new 10/10 actress and most come out or get outed when their careers are waning or they are old. >Kristen Stewart always looked miserable filming and doing press tours for Twilight even with Pattinson. >Has mostly dated girls since.
You do realize Kstew is a classic old Cinemaphile waifu? Lea is a FOTM prostitute that has passing appeal on Cinemaphile every now and then. She will never ever be a household name here. Cry more.
You do realize that was a PR stunt, right? Unlike Lea, Kstew doesn't frick and suck every big-name producer even when she comes from such an affluent background and history.
That's not why they hire her.
Wait, she shows emotions?
Good post.
This is such a perfect pic
I don't care. She looks great for a 36 years old.
How can I find a French wife who smugly stares at me ?
>she sees your benis
>and finds it...wanting
she is beautiful and a good actress and you will apologize for your misogyny
>not for her nude scenes like in "Farewell My Queen"
https://filmnudes.com/lea-seydoux-farewell-my-queen-full-frontal-enhanced-v2/
I made this.
JFC. What is it about old-school nightgowns?
>period piece
>pusy fur is sculpted
Wdsmbt?
People have been shaving and grooming their hair for tens of thousands of years at least. Pubic hair styles and the presence of pubic hair at all varied wildly depending on era and social class.
based pusy poster
/file/OpNFiAgB#uCbovn9Zdyv5ABz0hnaAFyxgJPTxqFCBTGwzAY4yJEM
for my qualitygays
absolutely based.
do you have more you're willing to share?
where please
Kino quality. Great job anon.
cheers anon
There is literally no reason for her NOT to do this. She just mogged a billion people.
>cries attractively
>while doing a very explicit nude scene
I'm glad she covered all two of her bases there
unfortunately that isn't all she covered.
>cries attractively
She has a face?
Yes, a very patrician one
I heard she's very very stupid irl
Giv dum blond French qt girlfriend plz
Most beautiful women are.
And where exactly did you "hear this"?
Here
Uh huh.
god i'd love a ditzy blonde french gf
Most actresses are
I can see it
Well she is French and a woman.
Post that webm.
Reminder that both Mads and Bardem had more (sexual) chemestry on screen with Craig than her
What's that skull shape called?
Sephardic israelite, although he'll never admit it.
And get nude
Wasn't she the opposite in BITWC?
BUT NOT SO FRAGILE
post more HD lea pics please. i need some wallpapers.
I would make her cry unattractively; all snot and tears and squealing scratching at herself.
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome, why do people find her attractive again?
I think you have no idea what that is
Because they arent as gay as the day is long unlike you Anon.
>ywn hug Lea and tell her everything will be okay
Bless her, she's still doing regular nude scenes.
Crimes of the Future just out:
You could cut diamonds with those
she surely made diamonds
Bless YOU
damn she still looks fricking great naked
Especially after shitting out a kid.
Is there a more Kino body in the movies?
Mogged
That spine ain't right.
Lea is objectively more beautiful
No shit
not in the movie she ain't
Left one even has a tattoo. Hilarious.
How does one achieve this?
when she sees your pokemon collection
pusy
i was going to make a thread about her
how come all her recent films are low rated?
is she overrated?
They aren't?
considering she's the best thing in those movies, like france, where she gives a great performance in an otherwise mediocre movie, i'd say no. she is not.
Crimes of the Future, The French Dispatch and No Time to Die have all come out in the past 12 months and been well rated.
And she was nude in two out of three
Best film for objectifying her: Blue...
Best film for falling in love with her: Midnight in Paris
No, I'm not a simp; this just occurred to me so i shared.
needs a movie with Eva Green
>All clothes in a three mile radius disintegrate
>I know a girl
>Ladies, I'm putting together a team...
>Send out those nudity clauses
I have been in love with her since Year One. She constantly radiates intense sexual energy.
It's the wild blonde hair
And the tum
>that undulation
>that ever so slightly chubby, soft looking tummy
That's the stuff
Those stubby legs and the way she moves is pure distilled sex
And constantly jiggly ass
she looks like shit these days. 15 years older than she is.
Ok.
cope
this b***h aged terribly
kinda funny that she does 42 nude scenes but her own leaks were actually pretty tame
She has a body of a 15 year old boy.
GAY moron ALERT
why do you act offendes when someone doesn't like the same things you do? also this is a lea seydoux thread. go post your poorly aged b-lister elsewhere.
I'm not offended just pointing out you're gay and a moron, ie a gay moron
What's this homosexual seething so much for?
You know some pretty weird looking teenage boys anon.
Nice butt
she really, really doesn't
She probably doesn't even need to take nudes, she just sends links to her nude scenes when she's talking to guys.
I mean (
) took a ton of 'leaked nudes' for Euphoria, she could just send one of them at this point.
Probably
she used to be so beautiful bros... it's not fair what happened to her
>had her actual bush out in Killer Joe
Just like Eva, bless her.
We'll need some wheels...
i’ll be the cute tomboy hacker
No nevernudes allowed
she looks like an ape
when did you first realize you were gay?
maybe that anon likes fricking apes
Some women are simply born for it
Gah! No, not naked Ana de Armas! Keep away from me you devil!
>the way her arm presses into her boob
Such a kino woman
Aren't there laws against moggings of this magnitude?
>I bet you wish you had hair like this don't you?
>jamais se détendre
Do you think Lea is racist?
how can you be racist if you live in paris
how can you NOT be racist if you live in paris
>Old money wealthy white French family
The more pertinent question would be who ISN'T she racist towards?
How do you think she feels about Adèle?
that's not her kid, boomer moron
>destinies diverge
Is this the worst mogging in human history so far?
Wasn't she nude underage in a movie with her dad/uncle just like Charlotte Gainsbourg?
What is a wrong with directors?
things work differently in france
>tfw not born in france
>tfw could have been having orgies with hot french girls from early pubesence onward
>and nobody would even call me a sick frick
>but would have to live with mudslimes and institutional support for cucking
it's a mixed feel
It's not even acting, just the director taking the wine glass away before calling action
Some people are just born lucky huh?
>born rich
>born beautiful
>born blue eyed and blonde
And she can't even do that.
She ugly cries in her new movie…what do you mean?
Chiral allergies.
Why are they always naked?
Gah, that movie is moronic kino.
Ha! I know her family a little bit through working as a consultant in the telecoms industry (Parrot nearly bought a UK direct-dial company I was working with at the time). Met her dad twice. They’re typically stern, honest Protestants who take business - and everything - seriously but are also rare in business insofar as they act with total fidelity and confidentiality. A rare, old family that still demands respect.
>Be Lea Seydoux
>Child of billionaire
>Heiress in long line of aristocrats and successful-influential business people and leaders
>Father is founder and CEO of Parrot, a giant electronics and telecom company
>Grandfather is chairman of Pathé one of the largest, oldest, and most renowned media and film companies in the world
>Grand Uncle is chairman of Gaumont, one of the oldest film studios in the world
>Born with massive network which grants leverage through acquaintance and nepotism
>Have lodes of accolades and awards for your acting performances
>International A list movie star
>Still do gratuitous nude and sex scenes for half your filmography
>Including loads of work you later state you found extremely degrading, demeaning, and gross that made you lose it and cry
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/11/harvey-weinstein-lea-seydoux
>Still have to fight off Harvey Weinstein from raping you
>"Another director I worked with would film very long sex scenes that lasted days. He kept watching us, replaying the scenes over and over again in a kind of stupor. It was very gross"
>Still do lodes of exploitative work after penning that essay.
Is she an insecure person eager to please others and prove herself? Does she have trouble saying no? Seems to be common for rich girls.
She's bored, anon. She never had a hardship in her life.
>Is she an insecure person eager to please others and prove herself? Does she have trouble saying no?
Easier explanation: she's french.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/11/harvey-weinstein-lea-seydoux
"Another director I worked with would film very long sex scenes that lasted days. He kept watching us, replaying the scenes over and over again in a kind of stupor. It was very gross"
And? We know that already.
*israeli
If you're going to try this routine, maybe pick your battles.
lol
she's from OLD French and Alsatian lines, about as white as it's possible to be
Woah so if I walked up to her and asked to frick you think I'd have a chance?
She's just French, they don't have the same hangups about nudity
Her mouth is underrated
Just imagine
SHE WILL EAT THE BUGS!
I'd eat her bug, if you know what I'm sayin'.
>when you jump too often and Fragile starts showing up angry with tears running down her cheeks
Kate and Rooney Mara are kind of the same way.
The real answer is that they're smart and enjoy being sexy women.
>Prove that you're willing to get down and dirty to do hard work.
>Prove that you're not just some pampered princess.
What's the synopsis of their movie?
They all have a big competition to see whose pee I can drink the most of.
5 gals decide to have a weekend long orgy before the middle one's wedding.
A team of women work to destroy the operations of all the major clothing manufacturers
Ball Busting: the motion picture coming soon to an IMAX near you
An avantgarde independent art film in which I film them nude in various locations and scenarios and I will create a plot of some sort from the footage in editing later. Many reels will be shot.
>The Flatteners
They are all super villainess whose goal is to suffocate every man in the world with the butts. One man (played by me) gains super powers by soaking up their pusy sweat. I am the only one that can stop them.
5-girls reboot of Knock Knock, with me playing the poor man
Me as mormon man, cursed with 9x7 dick and they are my 5 wives. It's X-rated with unsimulated sex. The main plot is that all their biological clocks are ticking and they want to have babies at the same time.
It fricking stinks. The whole thing. It just reeks. It'll be a limited release on smell-o-vision and you'll have to sign 3 health waivers to get a seat. Even so many viewers will not survive to the end of the showing.
A guy (also played by me) suffers from a rare condition called HARD DICK. He must cum in 2 hours or he'll die. A team is sent for this mission and they will have to do anything in their power to achieve this goal. Will they manage to save him in time?
The female kino squad
sometimes she gets naked
Sometimes?
Only when we make love.
SEYDOUX? LEA MOTHERFRICKERING SEYDOUX?
Worst Bond girl. Ugly old b***h. Has no business being a love interest. Only a blind gay would want her
kek
Her nude photoshoots are the best. There's something sexy about a rich girl who hails from a powerful family making herself naked and sensual for everyone to see
Aye
ANON NO IT'S A BLUE BOARD
THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
The second one is censored. It's fine.
>Did someone say nude scene?
She's walling soon and hard. She's already starting to look like a mum at the school gates.
Just in time for the reservation
How is her foot game, tho?
kinose
Kino
Very cute.
Nice, more people should roleplay as ancient greeks
Personally I'm a big fan of those greek-style sandals for women
She was in Inglorious Basterds for like 15 seconds. Before she was known much outside of France.
Fake
is this shooped?
It isn't shooped but it's clearly not Lea, just some random model prostitute.
Like the picture of Terry fricking that other model that faceblind morons think if Juliette Lewis.
Look at how pale her skin is AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aye
moar pale lea pls
I deserve this
Based faceblind anon.
How does a girl this regularly naked still come off as classy?
Everytime this gets posted it gets debunked but this moron keeps at it to troll the newbies
The Beautiful Person is still my favorite Lea Sadface kino
that’s not her you moron, also enjoy your 3 day vacation
this can't be real
obvious fake
Its a real picture it's just some random model
Wah-hey!
what's your deviantart acc?
That's actually her pregnant
lucky guy
>ywn
i hate terry richardson
What's stopping you from hiring prostitutes and taking selfies with them?
nothing i just hate terry richardson
Not even close to being her
Balls looking mashed.
>implying Lea Seydoux needs to know scummy casting gays
She's rich since she was born
>Finding out
proof or gtfo
>Lea Seydoux is only ever hired to cry attractively
And she is really good at it. Especially at the being attractive part.
nice
>ywn make Lea's face wet
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away
Carrie crying was literally an omega level superpower that she would use to get you killed. There was no canon defense for it in the show.
*fixes the gap*
Ahh, she's perfect.
frick you
This is Lea in the good timeline
fricking ruined kys ameripleb
Frick
>fixed
>perfect
WRONG!
BUCKTEETH ARE MATRICIAN AND GODDESS TIER!
Buck teeth make a woman way cuter.
Along with tooth gaps, overbites, snaggleteeth, and braces. Not a pedo, but it's a sign of neoteny. It makes them look much younger> Felicity Jones and Lea Seydoux are significantly older than me, but when I see them open their mouths they give me feelings like I am looking at dicky without the shame.
bun
more like Rogue BUM hahaha
English rose
Is there an equivalent in France? Like a French rose?
nah
>scottish thistle
>welsh leek
Based bunnybros
>And not Lea
So just like the other fake pics posted?
She is my wife
She is a rare 10/10
beautiful
literally the only one to ever challenge pic related's ethereal charms
imagine the smell
she got ruthlessly mogged recently
Kristen Stewart has never mogged anyone in her entire life.
then explain that picture because lea is getting fricking mugged af
Go back to your trailer, Kristen.
she's footmogged hundreds
This. Kstew is still gorgeous after all these years. Lea peaked during the filming of Blue is the Warmest Colour.
English is not your strong suit huh?
Stewart has a dead face
Lea is a dead, soulless French bug.
Don't you have another director to frick, Stewart?
You do realize that was a PR stunt, right? Unlike Lea, Kstew doesn't frick and suck every big-name producer even when she comes from such an affluent background and history.
Just a quick recap
>This anon is claiming that his waifu, Kristen Stewart, who was infamously photographed having an affair with her married director, does not sleep with directors, but that Léa Seydoux, from one of the wealthiest and most powerful families in France, supposedly has to.
Yes, because she likes the aspect of being a talentless, affluent prostitute.
Kinda seem like you're just seething because Seydoux is better liked on Cinemaphile than your waifu
You do realize Kstew is a classic old Cinemaphile waifu? Lea is a FOTM prostitute that has passing appeal on Cinemaphile every now and then. She will never ever be a household name here. Cry more.
>seething
kek
I always got the impression that all the males K.Stew was romantically paired with were beards and she's just a straight up lesbo.
>2008
>Twilight was released
>Obama later elected Pres.
>Same election day that elected Obama
>CALIFORNIA (OF ALL PLACES) voted through a popular vote of the citizenry to amend their constitution marriage to ensure is only between a man and a woman thus banning all gay marriage previously made legal by a State Supreme Court ruling just months prior
>Jodie Foster was still in the closet
>Ellen Page was still in the closet and still a girl
>Harvey Weinstein while sexually harassing Cara Delevingne and pressuring her to frick him or make out with another model, told her if she ever went public with her sexual orientation that she'd never get straight girl roles or make it in Hollywood
>Portia de Rossi and Anne Heche got less roles after coming out and being involved with Ellen DeGeneres
>Amber Turd coming out with her girlfriend was seen as a milestone because she was an up and coming hot new 10/10 actress and most come out or get outed when their careers are waning or they are old.
>Kristen Stewart always looked miserable filming and doing press tours for Twilight even with Pattinson.
>Has mostly dated girls since.
She's not your friend, anon. You've never met her and peeking at paparazzi photos and daydreaming doesn't give you insight into her or her life.
OH N-
sex?
P I T S
I
T
S
me on the right, being shot through the heart
Cute?
Ana de Armas and Juno Temple are all good for posting earlier, they're in the nude squad, but I draw the line at the dead eyed bawd from Twilight.
MWAAAAAH THE FRENCH ACTRESSES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR EXCELLENCE
Based Wellesposter.
What about black hair Lea?
Fake news
no sorry but no
Looks asian
cute but not as cute as the unaltered original
I would have consensual missionary sex for the purposes of breeding with Léa Seydoux.
What do you mean?
In french, doc!
!?!?!
Wtf
I'm watching you all.
Please
If Lea was watching me, she'd probably join in
She could make my dick cry any day of the week, if you catch my drift.
Based Léa headed for the bump limit
frick kill marry kill
I'd bump her alright
Isn't she an elite? Why would she have to do that?
Hint hint, it isn't her
this makes the americans SEETHE withunbridled rage
Meanwhile in America
Kris10 > > > > French prostitute Actress #12098348
Christ that's some butthurt right there
blessed thread