they do in australia at least >t. got like 5 free pizzas this year alone because my house is kinda weird and confusing to get to and the pajeet drivers always frick up and get lost, despite being at MOST a 10 minute drive from the store in bad traffic
i had kind of the reverse problem with pajeets.
there was this store that sold quite nice food.
only, here's the weird part, they have a second location and it's on the other side of a busy intersection.
the other, more visible location closes earlier.
so the pajeets would just ignore the fricking address, drive to the more visible one, bail on your fricking order when they see the place is closed.
no >hold on, how the frick did the customer order from a closed store? >better check my map
the fricking pajeets just bail and the app doesn't even tell you they have done that.
i phoned the store and they said they were losing hundreds or thousands of dollars of food every week because pajeets wouldn't check the address.
No, but my local Dominos will give you a free pizza if delivery takes longer than an hour (it has to be redeemed for a future order, you still pay for the late pizza). Even if the quoted delivery time is an hour or more you still get it. Most days they only take 30-40 minutes to deliver, even around peak lunch and dinner hours, so I make sure to order on days I know they'll be very busy to get my free pizza. >Super Bowl >4th of July >Labor Day >Halloween >New Years Eve >I live in a college town so graduation is another slow delivery day >first round of March Madness and future rounds if the local team advances >football game days for the local team
If you want to try this you have to order online through your account. About an hour after I get my late pizza I receive an email from Dominos apologizing for how long it took to deliver my pizza with a button to click that adds a free pizza to my account.
I never got the obsession people have for "le authentic Italian pizza". It's genuinely awful and objectively inferior to the American one. >b-b-but uhhhhh muh greasiness and calories!!!!
Yeah, no shit it has calories. It's a fast food item, you fricking dumbass.
Italian autism is incomprehensible. Every aspect of their lives is this shit where they autistically obsess over things that don't matter and try to fit in with the other Italians. The Italian pizza is a staple of this thing where they will frick something up on purpose to show you how much they don't care while at the same time they're these experts and if you're not doing it like they do it, you're wrong.
They can't even get the shape to be round on their pizza. I make my own pizza, it's not hard to get the pizza to be round. You have to actively try to make the pizza misshapen. If your pizza is round they will freak out because ''round pizzas are unnatural'' like them messing up the shape on purpose makes their pizza pure and authentic.
Italian autism is incomprehensible. Every aspect of their lives is this shit where they autistically obsess over things that don't matter and try to fit in with the other Italians. The Italian pizza is a staple of this thing where they will frick something up on purpose to show you how much they don't care while at the same time they're these experts and if you're not doing it like they do it, you're wrong.
They can't even get the shape to be round on their pizza. I make my own pizza, it's not hard to get the pizza to be round. You have to actively try to make the pizza misshapen. If your pizza is round they will freak out because ''round pizzas are unnatural'' like them messing up the shape on purpose makes their pizza pure and authentic.
>never got the obsession people have for "le authentic Italian pizza"
European cultural insecurities mostly.
food IS culture. whites mock people who vehemently defend their food (culture) as ''autistic'' and then mass import infinity migrants so they can have a different flavour grub hub every night.
1 Domino's sucks (super dry and flavorless)
2 Judging all Italian pizza based on a fricked up burnt one is moronic
3 Little Caesars is both cheaper and tastier (and has an Italian as mascot so counts as authentic)
4 Pretzel crust is superior to all other crust
>Dominos were invented in China so you're a asiatic if you like Dominos >Pineapples come from Africa so you're a Black person if you like pineapple on pizza >Little Caesars is Italian from the name so you're a Roman legionnaire if you like it
Whatever you say barbarian. You belong on a cross.
troony cope
No pizza is ''made in 10 minutes.'' It's made with a dough that was premade. Putting on toppings on the dough shouldn't take more than 2 minutes and cooking time depends on how hot of an oven you are using. In a home oven it will usually cook for 15 minutes while a professional one will be done in 2
10 years ago, Papa John's was the best chain pizza. When they said "better ingredients, better pizza" they weren't kidding. But I guess nowadays it's different. I had some recently and it's nothing like I remember. The quality took a huge nosedive. I guess Papa John himself isn't around to ensure quality anymore.
Left tastes better in the spots where the stuff is not burnt and is properly mixed. Just make a good italian style but without the "I'm making it sloppy on purpose" pretentious bs. Why is this so hard? I've had a few italian style pizzas that were carefully made and they beat out anything else. (It is hard to spread fresh mozzarella so I kinda get that aspect, but use smaller bits more evenly spread.)
I take my pizza like I take my kino. After daintily dabbing it to remove the excess grease and using cutlery like a good lil Timmy to cut my za/kino into easily digestible pieces to unpack later
>latest >bottom of the barrel
That's In N Out, the least sloppy and most unchanged since its founding fast food you can get. Pouring milkshake over a burger is pretty fricking sloppy, though.
These things give me at least one gnarly ass zit every time I eat a single slice of it.
I don't get it, cause I can eat pizza hut every day for days and it doesn't cause that, and it's just about as greasy as Red Baron.
https://i.imgur.com/GNsznJ9.jpg
Left is shitty pretentious Oppenheimer. Right is kino Rush Hour.
I bet an Italian-made American styled pizza would taste better than both.
Left is ironically absolute soul
I'm not Italian but all pizzerias in my country serve pizzas like this because they know this is how Italian peasants cooked it for generations. Traditional european cooking is delicious and soulful. It's not because American basedboys claim to prefer it to feel smug that it should be discorded. This kind of cooking wasn't elitist in its origin
>Food analogy
>domino's
>cheap
>Poorgay
More than double the cost of Italian pizza thoughbeit
Do they actually still do the 30 mins or its free thing?
no, they stopped it in the 90's after a car accident involving a domino's driver.
they do in australia at least
>t. got like 5 free pizzas this year alone because my house is kinda weird and confusing to get to and the pajeet drivers always frick up and get lost, despite being at MOST a 10 minute drive from the store in bad traffic
i had kind of the reverse problem with pajeets.
there was this store that sold quite nice food.
only, here's the weird part, they have a second location and it's on the other side of a busy intersection.
the other, more visible location closes earlier.
so the pajeets would just ignore the fricking address, drive to the more visible one, bail on your fricking order when they see the place is closed.
no
>hold on, how the frick did the customer order from a closed store?
>better check my map
the fricking pajeets just bail and the app doesn't even tell you they have done that.
i phoned the store and they said they were losing hundreds or thousands of dollars of food every week because pajeets wouldn't check the address.
No, but my local Dominos will give you a free pizza if delivery takes longer than an hour (it has to be redeemed for a future order, you still pay for the late pizza). Even if the quoted delivery time is an hour or more you still get it. Most days they only take 30-40 minutes to deliver, even around peak lunch and dinner hours, so I make sure to order on days I know they'll be very busy to get my free pizza.
>Super Bowl
>4th of July
>Labor Day
>Halloween
>New Years Eve
>I live in a college town so graduation is another slow delivery day
>first round of March Madness and future rounds if the local team advances
>football game days for the local team
If you want to try this you have to order online through your account. About an hour after I get my late pizza I receive an email from Dominos apologizing for how long it took to deliver my pizza with a button to click that adds a free pizza to my account.
I never got the obsession people have for "le authentic Italian pizza". It's genuinely awful and objectively inferior to the American one.
>b-b-but uhhhhh muh greasiness and calories!!!!
Yeah, no shit it has calories. It's a fast food item, you fricking dumbass.
Italian autism is incomprehensible. Every aspect of their lives is this shit where they autistically obsess over things that don't matter and try to fit in with the other Italians. The Italian pizza is a staple of this thing where they will frick something up on purpose to show you how much they don't care while at the same time they're these experts and if you're not doing it like they do it, you're wrong.
They can't even get the shape to be round on their pizza. I make my own pizza, it's not hard to get the pizza to be round. You have to actively try to make the pizza misshapen. If your pizza is round they will freak out because ''round pizzas are unnatural'' like them messing up the shape on purpose makes their pizza pure and authentic.
Both are made by the same surly Mexicans anyway. Nothing is authentic anymore.
This but replace Mexicans wih muslims here in Europe.
>never got the obsession people have for "le authentic Italian pizza"
European cultural insecurities mostly.
food IS culture. whites mock people who vehemently defend their food (culture) as ''autistic'' and then mass import infinity migrants so they can have a different flavour grub hub every night.
>admitting italians aren't white
Americans aren't white, bro
Wait are you saying I can have all those toppings at an affordable price? Count me in!
1 Domino's sucks (super dry and flavorless)
2 Judging all Italian pizza based on a fricked up burnt one is moronic
3 Little Caesars is both cheaper and tastier (and has an Italian as mascot so counts as authentic)
4 Pretzel crust is superior to all other crust
Wrong on all counts except 2 but you can judge all Italian food on Italians as a whole and Italians aren't people so that one is moot.
>Dominos were invented in China so you're a asiatic if you like Dominos
>Pineapples come from Africa so you're a Black person if you like pineapple on pizza
>Little Caesars is Italian from the name so you're a Roman legionnaire if you like it
Whatever you say barbarian. You belong on a cross.
what does moot have to do with pizza?
>my favorite pizza topping? styrofoam packing peanuts
They were picked out of potting soil actually.
>italian pizza in italy 7 Euro (7,5 Dollar)
>dominos pizza (cheapest) 15 Dollar
???????????????
left is made in like 10 minutes, it's also lighter, simpler. The opposite of pretentious.
troony cope
No pizza is ''made in 10 minutes.'' It's made with a dough that was premade. Putting on toppings on the dough shouldn't take more than 2 minutes and cooking time depends on how hot of an oven you are using. In a home oven it will usually cook for 15 minutes while a professional one will be done in 2
that wojak has a sexy back
>not making your own 'za
NGMI
BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO!!
Maestro needs to rein it in
10 years ago, Papa John's was the best chain pizza. When they said "better ingredients, better pizza" they weren't kidding. But I guess nowadays it's different. I had some recently and it's nothing like I remember. The quality took a huge nosedive. I guess Papa John himself isn't around to ensure quality anymore.
the secret ingredient was bigotry
Left tastes better in the spots where the stuff is not burnt and is properly mixed. Just make a good italian style but without the "I'm making it sloppy on purpose" pretentious bs. Why is this so hard? I've had a few italian style pizzas that were carefully made and they beat out anything else. (It is hard to spread fresh mozzarella so I kinda get that aspect, but use smaller bits more evenly spread.)
Why not the best of both worlds?
nicccce
I had Dominos for dinner and it was fricking awesome. I don't understand the hate tbh.
Besides Americans I have not meet anyone who is more pretentious than Italians.
I take my pizza like I take my kino. After daintily dabbing it to remove the excess grease and using cutlery like a good lil Timmy to cut my za/kino into easily digestible pieces to unpack later
I stuff huge amounts of greasy fast food down my face hole as quickly as I can like a real AmeriChad
literally me
yes! I must consoom the latest bottom of the barrel sloppa!!!!1!!
>latest
>bottom of the barrel
That's In N Out, the least sloppy and most unchanged since its founding fast food you can get. Pouring milkshake over a burger is pretty fricking sloppy, though.
Damn that's some good lookin 'za
>This isn't how italians do it
>implying any two nonnas in any particular village make anything the same way, let alone regionally
what's red baron? because that's the only pizza i buy
I love red baron, and tombstone. The two brands are near-identical in the end. I bake them a bit longer than normal so the crust gets very crunchy.
>longer
Find your broiler setting. 1-2 minutes as high as it will go to finish.
Use a pizza stone
>keep pizza stone in over when preheating
>place pizza on hot stone when oven is ready
>enjoy your perfectly cooked, crunchy crust
steel is better in every aspect. Doesnt crack, heats up faster and is thinner
These things give me at least one gnarly ass zit every time I eat a single slice of it.
I don't get it, cause I can eat pizza hut every day for days and it doesn't cause that, and it's just about as greasy as Red Baron.
I bet an Italian-made American styled pizza would taste better than both.
Left is ironically absolute soul
I'm not Italian but all pizzerias in my country serve pizzas like this because they know this is how Italian peasants cooked it for generations. Traditional european cooking is delicious and soulful. It's not because American basedboys claim to prefer it to feel smug that it should be discorded. This kind of cooking wasn't elitist in its origin
Trying to imitate peasants because you think it's "soulful" is elitist.
The litteral state of consoomers