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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what this is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars?

      Alien Romulus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can we not have an Alien movie without a Ripley stand-in? It's fricking ridiculous.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting a man to do the panty scene
          Anon you're fricking gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not wanting to see a bro take down space BBCs in his oily no-bonus corporate store y-fronts
            ngmi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They really think none of the Alien fans would be interested without the newest incarnation of not-Ripley. If anything I'd be more interested. This would've been the perfect time to switch to a strong male lead, where girlboss is roundly rejected, and get ahead of the curve.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If anything I'd be more interested
            Exactly, me too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, black dudes now have to cower behind le powerful midget Hispanic girl.
        at least Ripley was a 6ft square-jawed Amazon with high level b***h-energy.

        and I hope that's a laser gun, because it looks like it just has a light on the muzzle.

        >Romulus
        More like Ream Us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spic
          She's not a Hispanic take it back

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sure do think about interracial sex a lot. Let me guess. Virgin?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's an android and it has been said they have a sibling like relationship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the black guy is an android
      KWAB

      Didn't Ridley already do that? Why is he such a one-trick pony and also a hack?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's 100% trying to crowbar some left over shit from this into the Alien movies.

        if he'd pulled these actors over it would have been more respectable in the sense that he was pursuing some personal passion and wanting to close out some truncated vision. but it just feels like sour grapes at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ridley didn't make either of those, he's just a producer.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put n... into everything

    so tired of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >N
      >IN
      >SPAAAAAAACE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and I'm so tired of pussies like you who are afraid to say Black person

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >magic Black please grant me the power!!
    Ridley Scott is deeply racist

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cailee's youthfully chubby arms are so CUTE

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a coalburner IRL btw.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be a remake of the first film, she's playing the Ripley character. I guarantee it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the black guy is an android
    KWAB

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no Moner pics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She probably dies in like the first 20 minutes. There's been almost nothing of her whatsoever.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope, black guy is with the asian girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid rip off shit did they really need to do the same shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rip off
        It's called an homage you moron

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female main character
    So how far into the movie will we get before she watches her love interest get burned alive?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is so ugly now, diversity and grey hardwood floors.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cailee burns coal irl. She's already a worthless piece of shit.

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