Lets collectively write a Spider-Man cartoon, with each new post adding on to the last

Let’s collectively write a Spider-Man cartoon, with each new post adding on to the last

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SPIDER-BLOOD
    SPIDER-BLOOD
    RADIOACTIVE SPIDER-BLOOD

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Parker lives in Montana

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then one day, Peter was bitten by a radioactive potato

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben had sex with a hooker and contracted AIDS which caused him to die. Now, Spider Man has to find the hooker who killed his uncle.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Hooker turns out to be a woman called Felicia Hardy who moonlights as a thief to support herself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hooker was Peter's lost sister

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But Peter's lost sister is a clone of Hydro Man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Norman Osborn is responsible for the cloning, as he was trying to build himself a harem

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydro Man was Peter missing father who was Norman's business partner, he was also his lover

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Parker is allowed to be happy and marry Mary Jane and Miles is his disciple

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miles has a threesome with Betty, Mary Jane and Gwen

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Before Peter can "rape" (it's totally not consensual sex, guys. He totally did not pay the hooker to be there so he could have his "revenge for Uncle Ben") his long lost sister, Felicia Hardy, who is also a clone of Hydro man thanks to Norman Osborn. Felicia kicks Peter in the balls and quickly puts on a chastity belt. Peter is confused wondering why the Hooker would not want sex (considering it's her job which he totally didn't pay her for.) Felicia then explains: "In order to frick me, you must defeat my 7 evil exs".

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The name "Miles" is referring to Miles Warren, the Jackal, there's nobody else named Miles in this cartoon.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miles marries felicia and becomes peter's stepfather

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But Miles has an allergic reaction to water and dies from Felicia's touch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Norman feels guilty about Miles's death and attempts to clone him back to life but without water allergies

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter still hasn't beaten any of the exs. Felicia's first one was Shocker and he SHOCKINGLY ran away.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman beats up mark millar for defaming aunt may

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydro absorbs Miles semen before he dies and ends up with a girl who becomes spidergirl

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter chases the Shocker to the ends of the earth, yelling like a madman the whole time. Every time he gets close, he starts throwing his balls at Shocker, who shockingly runs away again.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    However the Miles clones turned out to be sapient forms of ooze and the creature escapes to lab to find Betty, Mary Jane and Gwen to have an orgy with again

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That dog aunt may had in the 80s cartoon makes a cameo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aunt may dog makes a suspicious eye gesture, hinting she might be hiding something

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shocker was the secret identity of the aunt may used to support herself after the welfare checks were not enough to pay her husband's debts

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because of Peter's autism, the chastity belt fell off. The chastity belt, angry that Peter left him, becomes Venom.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter starts calling himself Venom before getting a symbiote, as Venom all he does is dye his costume black and act more aggressive

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Venom was peter's mother who was absorbed into the Symbiote a creature made by Norman and Peter's father. Venom lived inside peter to protect him from harm.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Due to the limited intelligence of the Miles clones, they start attaching themselves to random thugs to create Rhino, Scorpion, and Lizard

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MEANWHILE!!! AT DR.wienerTOPUS'S SUPER SECRET SEXY LAIR!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Otro octavius remembers the time when he was Peter parker

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter keeps chasing Shocker around the world until he's 87 and can't keep up with Shocker anymore. He gets back home to find Gwen married Norman and had a gorillion Goblin babies, Felicia got Morbed and MJ moved to DC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But everything turns out to be an illusion created by mysterio who was aunt may dog all along

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just as Peter finds himself in his greatest moment of despair, Hydro Man reveals that everyone Peter has ever know was actually a clone of Hydro Man.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter desperate to kill shocker makes a deal with Mephisto, Peter becomes Ghost-Spider

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydro kills Gwen after Norman turns him down

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of Peter's potential GFs have fricked other men, just when Peter is about to khs, a smokin hot (North) Korean Spider Girl called Silk comes along AND

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Silk was an uncle ben clone

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just as all seems lost, an alternate Peter arrives to recruit Peter to his multiverse army… but upon seeing Peter he leaves in disgust

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Reilly is just an average happy white dude with a loving family and kids. He has absolutely no relation with Spiderman in any form or way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      However recently Ben has been going through a bit of a crisis, worrying that he’s wasting his life. So he starts a rock band under the masked identity of Chasm

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Reilly was created in a laboratory by a young norman and peter dad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Reilly suddenly woke up thinking "goddamn, maybe I have been rocking out too hard. Me? Having any relation to Spider Man? That's crazy. Maybe my wife is right. I need more kids."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All of his children are born with degenerative diseases a side effect of having been created by two inexperienced scientists

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter tries killing himself to reunite with Uncle Ben after he fails life

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    However since Peter is Ghost-spider now Mephisto just throws him back on earth to complete his mission

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter's curse is to roam Montana forever and ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >his curse is only lifted if he can kill Doctor Montana

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doctor Montana hires Rhino to bodyguard him

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter has children with his uncle (Silk)

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Silk dies from the AiDs Peter gave her(him)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mephisto gave the AiDs to Peter as punishment for not completing his mission yet

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chastity belt was actually Carnage, it was larping as Venom.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Curt Connors learns he is actually from the planet "Lizardon". He uses his alien powers to become the Lizard.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Children are born with AIDS but norman adopts them and treats their disease

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Curt Connors and the Miles Lizard find and fight each other as Curt despises Miles and his degeneracy

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lizardon was created by peter dad who accidentally dropped the cloning liquid into the sewers of manhattan the lizardons became politicians and part of the time ninjas

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    J. Jonah Jameson is worried that: despite making up only 13% of the population, clones make up 52% of crimes. He asks Peter to get pictures of the Spidermens unaware that Peter is also a clone.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jonas son was created by norman because he is sterile and cannot have children himself.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-Spider realizes that a Peter Clone stole his identity and goes to kill him

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miles Morales fricks Mary Jane and impregnates her behind Peter’s back, and its not an illusion this actually happens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since the only Miles in the story is Miles Warren, Morales is just an alias used by the resurrected Black version of Jefferson Davis the Confederate president

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Norman Osborn watched Goblin Slayer. He sympathized with the goblins which is why he became the green goblin.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mary Jane was Peter's great-grandmother who accidentally traveled into the future and she also suffers from amnesia

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stegron cures cancer and Spider-man asks him why he isn't turning people into dinosaurs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stegron Admits that Dinosaur would be pretty cool, but they would get boring after a while as there's only so much you can do with them

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-Spider finds Doctor Montana, but gets his ass whooped by Rhino

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    William Baker was working at his father's sandwich company. He falls into the Sandwich machine, gains sandwich powers, and becomes the Sandman. He doesn't call himself the Sandwich man because witches are girls, he also can't call himself the Sandwizard man because wizards are 30 year old virgins. Baker is not 30 nor a virgin.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Baker dad was norman's biological brother he was abandoned because his mother was a maid hobgoblin uses this information to blackmail norman

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and by blackmailing norman he gained access to a sacrificial knife used to summon the elder god Infinata

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-spider decides enough is enough and reverse-engineers the cloning tech that made the Mile ooze villains in the first place

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hobgoblin was being blackmailed by baker's mother who was still alive with the help of her lover the vulture

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-spider's plan backfires. The Machine goes haywire and is now causing the cloneacalypse

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-Spider fights Rhino for the last time, as he actually manages to defeat him this time by using the anti-cloning device, a machine that does the opposite of cloning

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mephisto becomes confused because of the cloneacalypse, Ghost-Spider feeling this confusing through his powers takes advantage of this and searches for Shocker

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-Spider finally finds Shocker, drunk and miserable, robbing Ghost-Spider of any satisfaction in killing him

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    May still in shocker persona flees to krakoa island

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One key problem of the cloneacalypse is some of the clones it's producing. The clones of Kingpin in particular are very gay for each other. They keep having gay sex everywhere. J. Jonah Jameson is considering killing himself because he is forced to report on this due to it being "news".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually JJJ gets sick of reporting on it, so he makes a female clone of Ghost Spider named Honey-Bee and forces her to do the reporting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Another clone issue with the cloneacalypse is the clones of Mr.Negative. They are all super positive. Anyone considering killing themselves can't because the Mr.Negatives keep telling them "it will get better".

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-Spider decides after killing Shocker that he can actually fulfill Mephisto's deal and kill Doctor Montana, however he will have to exterminate all of the clones he made to get to him

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    krakoa is a blatant Scientology parody called the Cult of Xatology.
    Wolverine isn’t part of the cult he just likes to grill for their barbecues

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lady stiltman is escaping with the sperm from the genius sperm bank!

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman tries reaching the Avengers for help with the cloneacalypse but they can't pick up the phone. They are also busy grilling with Wolverine.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman then tries to call the Fantastic Four for help but they don't pick up the phone either. Why? Also busy grilling with Wolverine and the Avengers.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter great-grandfather who was a Nazi that worked for Hydra is found by the Thunderbolts frozen in the Arctic. He becomes the leader of the group and his first mission is to put an end to the clone apocalypse.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman then tries calling the X-Men for help. LUCKILY, they aren't at Wolverine's grill (He hates them all enough not to invite any of them) but...They are all involved in an orgy with Jean Grey while Cyclops watches. They promise to come help once the orgy is finished.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    During the call, Professor X continues the Scientology metaphor by pushing Peter to buy his science fiction novels.
    Emma Frost is there too but she’s good and really shy now because Angel bullied the confidence out of her. Angel proudly declares that all villains can be redeemed by bullying them until they develop anxiety

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter great-grandmother imposes a Nazi state and sets out to take over the world with a clone army

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The clones are all the ideal males of his ideology. Unfortunately a bunch of them decide to desert and become models or actors

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, Dr. Doom breaks into Norman's apartment and asks why Norman never cloned him. Norman then says he isn't cool enough to be cloned. Yes, Norman is aware of the Kingpin clones. He actually just said that to frick with Doom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Doom, pissed at Norman's words, invents Doombots to destroy all the clones he can find

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eventually Dr- Doom makes advanced versions of these Doombots called "Sentinels" and sells them to governments all over the world

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Galactus was originally gonna come down and eat Earth but then he saw how much AiDs the planet had decided it wasn't worth it.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reed who was norman and peter dad's teacher created doom from animal dna

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doom is then killed by the doombots. The doombots then become self replicating (probably because of Ultron or someother bullshit AI) to hunt down the clones. Unfortanetly, because half the world's population is clones (Thanks Oscorp), the Doombotacalypse has also started. If only the Avengers or the Fantastic Four were there to do something about it. Alas, Wolverine's grilling skills are just too good.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    While all the chaos is happening across the globe, Mysterio is happily shopping for new fish bowls to use as helmets at the local Pets-R-Us.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mysterio was betty alter ego

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This would suck
    But I would watch it, we need more shows about Montana

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mysterio's ball falls off his head and pops, it was full of pee. Without his ball he can't do illusions anymore, to stop his villainy nobody will ever let him have balls again.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Spot comes out a hole. He then gets very upset that nobody remembers him.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The hungrier Kingpin gets, the more Kingpin eats and the fatter Kingpin gets. It's like that one Garfield strip where he reaches the size of a planet but Kingpin's still insisting it's all muscle. He literally holds his pants up with an asteroid belt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fatlactus, AKA Galaxy-sized Kingpin now feasts on planets. Hia voice echoes across the galaxy, still insisting that he is all muscle.
      Meanwhile, Matt's autistic hate for Kingpin shoots Hell's Kitchen into space, conveniently very much in Fatlactus's feeding grounds.
      This has nothing to do with Peter whatsoever and is presented in the form of a really long flashback

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With all the combined apocalypse happening on Earth, a very angry ghost rider rides up to God and asks him, "WTF IS THIS SHIT!?"

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