Let's discuss Ta Leoni's performance in Bad Boys, shall we?

Let's discuss Téa Leoni's performance in Bad Boys, shall we?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she supposed to be Italian?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is she supposed to be Italian?
      Her original surname is Pantaleoni.
      She is part Italian, and otherwise a general European/Amerimutt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's Josephine Pants?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Tea Leoni? She's not a cup of tea, and she's not a lion.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martin Lawrence’s performance was so over the top it was racist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should see his stand up acts from the same time

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Bay used to be so fricking awesome.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's the prototype for "the Michael Bay girl" (dark hair, blue eyes, tan, lots of rings, necklace/choker, thick red lipstick, skirt, low cut boots, stereotypically masculine interests). The later ones are a bit more glamorous and perfect, but none of them were ever as fun as Téa Leoni in Bad Boys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're describing Megan Fox

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's my point, Michael Bay has a certain type of girl he likes.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure she sucked or fricked for that role.

    She wasn't good.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allegedly Michael Bay already really wanted to quit directing music videos when he did and he kept telling the band how much he hated working with them. Michael had hand picked the girls in the video (all Penthouse girls), but they ended up banging the band members instead of him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can anyone compete with Kip Winger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was directing video clips for Winger?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just make a video of you throwing darts at a picture of him while calling him queer and telling him to die adn then put that in your music video while getting your multi-million dollar bodyguard team to protect you from him if he were ever to get close to you in the next 35 years.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Téa Leoni

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fapped looking at her legs a few times as a young man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the clip from A League of Their Own where she slides into base.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember thinking she was the most beautiful woman that have ever lived and then shortly after watching her in Deep Impact and thinking "well i don't know what i was thinking".

    She only ever looked gorgeous in Bad Boys is what I'm saying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      it happened fast, I remember too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Cameron diaz suffered the same fate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked I agree. One-and-done movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Cameron diaz suffered the same fate

      Checked I agree. One-and-done movies.

      >Tea Leoni
      >unattractive in Deep Impact and Jurassic Park
      what fricking crack rock are you fricking morons smoking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unattractive
        I wouldn't go that far, but the difference from one movie to another is a 2-3 point swing, which is wild.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any way you cut it, picrel is a 10

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >short hair
            nah. i actually don't remember it being this bad.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he cant appreciate short hair
              I feel sorry for you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                short-hair lovers are worse than footgays, they’re troony-tier

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're seriously lost. Yr troony fixation's taking its toll on you. Again, I feel sorry for you. I suggest you wise up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. See:

                short-hair lovers are worse than footgays, they’re troony-tier

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are sad, sad people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic, liking men with long hair would be heterosexual. Who's the homosexual here?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you'd still be liking a man. liking a girl with short hair is gay-denial "i'm not gay, i just like masculine features!" Sure sport.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >short hair is inherently masculine
                >long hair isn't inherently feminine
                >liking long haired men is gay because its still liking a man
                >liking short haired women isn't straight because its somehow not still liking a woman
                Bait or moronic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                liking a man is guy. preferring masculine features on a woman is leaning gay. not hard, gay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but anon, liking a woman is straight. preferring feminine features on a man is leaning straight, then, no? whatever. go suck a wiener elsewhere, assmuncher. back to the thread's topic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is liking a man straight?
                no
                >is liking masculine features on a woman straight?
                it's more denial.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay now lets see her with full length hair
                The thing about short hair is that some women look fine with it, some even look great. But even of the ones who look good with short hair, I've never, ever seen an example where they didn't look better with long hair.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from divine to just good looking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Monica Baccarin is a great example, she looks sooooo much better with long hair.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hair is too short. She looks best when it reaches her shoulders.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has insanely beautiful feet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't believe you

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pubes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Cruise's sister.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly thought I was the only one to think this too

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >real name is Elizabeth Coffee Pantyleoni

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's going on with her holding her lips that far apart to show so much of those chompers?
    It looks more like she's going to the dentist than baring her teeth, because she's not sneering up to expose her canines and is just doing a weird frown with lips retracted.
    Maybe I just am not aware, is this a genuine expression women make if they want to kill you or something? It seems more like a prey look but it's supposed to convey aggression? I don't get it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s just discuss Léa Teoni’s career in general.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the daughter she has with David Duchovny ever go into acting or modeling? Those genes are top notch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Those genes are top notch.
      Yeah but Duchovny's a yid

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dinosaurs!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she ever find the dinosaurs?

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