good wife but not a good person >gets fed up with Tony's bullshit and stands up to him >Tony gives her garden gnomeelry or money or some other gift >okay this is fine
Charmaine was a massive cunt. I mean sure Artie is a retard and kinda deserves it but holy shit the first time we see her behave friendly toward her own husband is like Season 6.
>calls out husband's retardation instead of enabling it
thats why artie's still alive at the end of the series and tony isnt >b-but she's rude
He gets to fuck her every night anyway so what?
Artie's the definition of "doesn't know how lucky he is". He had a successful restaurant business (VERY rare) and he wasnt satisfied and bitched and looked for shortcuts, so its not surprising that he also has a loving wife with big tits and a nice ass who he is unsatisfied with and instead goes after his mediocre hostesses instead. That's the character arc for artie. He finally becomes happy with what he has at the end and has a happy ending.
artie is a complete and total fuck-up retard though and his wife puts up with him and tells him exactly what he needs to do to not be such a fuckup retard
to be a good wife, a woman must
take care of the kids
cook dinner
keep herself in shape
suck the pp
... and bring home other ladies to fuck her husband and also she should fuck the other lady also
She was a good wife, but a bad mother who spoiled her kids.
>conservative
>catholic
>trad
>submissive
>forgives you for cheating
god tier wife m8. her only flaw is that she spoiled AJ too much
She was a harpy who couldn't care less about the soul of her husband
>Tony is an emotionally stunted manchild
>it’s his wife’s fault!
Typical moid response
It's not totally her fault but she's going to Hell with him.
good wife but not a good person
>gets fed up with Tony's bullshit and stands up to him
>Tony gives her garden gnomeelry or money or some other gift
>okay this is fine
THE BIRDFEEDA
No, that was Charmaine. She's a good wife because she is the anti-Carmella.
Charmaine was a massive cunt. I mean sure Artie is a retard and kinda deserves it but holy shit the first time we see her behave friendly toward her own husband is like Season 6.
>calls out husband's retardation instead of enabling it
thats why artie's still alive at the end of the series and tony isnt
>b-but she's rude
He gets to fuck her every night anyway so what?
>He gets to fuck her every night anyway so what?
does he though? because she seems like the "I have a headache" type
Artie's the definition of "doesn't know how lucky he is". He had a successful restaurant business (VERY rare) and he wasnt satisfied and bitched and looked for shortcuts, so its not surprising that he also has a loving wife with big tits and a nice ass who he is unsatisfied with and instead goes after his mediocre hostesses instead. That's the character arc for artie. He finally becomes happy with what he has at the end and has a happy ending.
>implying Tony dies at the end
artie is a complete and total fuck-up retard though and his wife puts up with him and tells him exactly what he needs to do to not be such a fuckup retard
Imagine the hate sex with Charmaine. Her giving a titjob while shes mad.
You've never had sex, have you?
You’re the virgin who never had hate sex
Answer my question.
First tell your IQ
to be a good wife, a woman must
take care of the kids
cook dinner
keep herself in shape
suck the pp
... and bring home other ladies to fuck her husband and also she should fuck the other lady also
>You want sex?
Yeah she was pretty good.
>You want sex?
>No
Based Tony for being bored of his woman.
define "good wife"
Any woman that isn’t like Skyler White
Someone that you would marry.
a lot of men suck at choosing a good partner (also with women).
>Willingly marries a sociopathic murdering cheating mobster.
Whoops nevermind turns out that was dumb and I feel unloved.
Probably the only time I sided with Tony on anything. What did you fucking expect you dumb bitch?
I wish I were married sometimes
«CARMELA» IS THE OPTIMAL WIFE.
I really liked the subplot of Carmella being resentful of Meadow’s freedom. Showed just how petty and self-centred she was.