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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn a comedian comes up with stories to be funny? that's crazy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its an interview not a set your and idiot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a comedy podcast
        he's trying to be entertaining

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn a comedian comes up with stories to be funny? that's crazy

          I don't find wasting everyone's time with lies "entertaining". Just stfu if you're boring or talk about NOT YOU.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean that's what comedians,.err entertainers in general really, do is make up a bunch of crazy shit. Every conversation you've heard on a chat show or late night show or morning news interview or podcast or whatever has been complete and utter bullshit... Joey's just a freak with no limits

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And not in a good way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's never befriended an older bullshitter
            They're one of the best guys to have in your group. They know they're bullshitting. So do you. Enjoy the ride and get over yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe it's autism but I don't find that charming. I don't care about stuff that isn't true. And they dominate the conversation and talk endlessly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lel of course fa/tv/irgins support Redbar since you dweebs couldn’t fathom anyone going outside and doing stuff irl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lel of course fa/tv/irgins support Redbar
          ? ? ? What? Redbar makes fun of people for the dumb shit they say. It's all true and justified.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your and idiot

        Congratulations anon, you're the biggest fricking moron of the month and it's only the 3rd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not in this case

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how could you get that invested in such a small, insignificant exchange lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's very very angry about his small, insignificant penis

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never ask...
    >a woman her age
    >a man his salary
    >joey diaz what mike redbar said about him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His name is Brian Redban.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His wife Jules has to die. She's guilty of laughter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think he'll rape her first? Ya know, for old time's sake?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat frick drug addict lies

    Why are you shocked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing in his post that implies he is surprised. Its just an observation.
      Water is wet.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i swear to god joe rogan i have licked so much pussy in my life
    any straight man would immediately know that this is not a flex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and any straight woman is immediately interested

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sad thing is his made up stories arent even particularly interesting or funny

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    point two fives

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah so *snorts* that uhm seth macfarlane guy? Turns out he doesn't have any shares within baskin robbins and *spits out a green glob of spit* sorry, but erm yeah neither does his father!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You better watch yourself OP, he knows guys. You better keep safe man. You better start watching your back if you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave it alone!!!! Sniff.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this fat frick threatened to have Redbar beaten to death with baseball bats like something out of Casino kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redbar is still hiding out from the Panini brothers in Arizona

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been pretending to be this mafia tough guy so long he actually believes it. There's nothing that makes you sound more b***hmade than making threats everyone knows you won't carry out.
      This made him look entirely full of shit and easy to dismiss everything else he's ever said.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your mom asks If you want McDonalds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i was rich enough to wear a hoodie out in public without being seen as poor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wear a hoodie out in public so people don't know i'm carrying $600 in emergency hooker money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish I didn't feel judged whenever I crawl out of my cave
        Stop giving a frick you pussy. Wear what you want when you want. I just played a full 18 holes of golf at a country club I'm not a member at wearing work boots and jeans. Frick what people think.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just played a full 18 holes of golf at a country club I'm not a member at wearing work boots and jeans. Frick what people think.
          cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's based to type like a homosexual
            oic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cringe

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I'm sayin', Joe Rogan

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joey Diaz will die from cardiac arrest while napping in his home at LA this 23rd of june. Mark my words.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death threat reported to Homicide Division of LAPD and Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is when he claims to have magic powers. He said he was a trained Cuban voodoo witch doctor and he could do voodoo magic.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joey Diaz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he used to loooooooooove his xannies

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm fat and use drugs

    Why would you want to listen to this shit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why's Joey been so out of the spotlight lately? Oh, right...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for joey diddler arc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know who this guy is but

      >2 minutes in and he's doing the eye equivalent of phrenology

      LMAO i loathe all the people he mentioned but is this some Alex Jones tier bozo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but is this some Alex Jones tier bozo?
        no. he's correct about everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        redbar. he basically just makes every "comedian" seethe using basic shit talk. hes a great troll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit Joey really does act incredibly suspicious here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you alright over there?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching JoRo when he went to SpottedDick. I understand he's on youtube again, but absence did not make my heart grow fonder of him and his beta orbiters. Every time I think about them, I cringe. Imagine being Brendan Schaub.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *intense coughing* you gotta try suckin wiener joe rogan *heavy breathing* theres nothin like it joe rogan back when i was a kid we went on to broadway and we sucked every wiener we could find

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=719

    for me it's this

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every good story teller is half full of shit. He's not in court or giving a deposition. He's a comedian. He tells funny stories for a living.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theyre supposed to be funny?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick Joe Rogan

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he would still be able to do those stars of death if he didn't have Xanax.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to believe his stories are true, but he frames it in a comedic way. When you step back and analyze what he is saying, he is confessing how he spent his life being a drug addict scumbag who would rob and steal from everyone to feed his addictions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you take him seriously after he threatened that guy and basically revealed himself to be a giant bag of hot air?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the drugs talking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was hopelessly addicted to xanax

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's violently raped women he's a scumbag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no doubt. But he spent his life rolling with thise type of people. Pretty sure Joe Rogan date raped a few struggling starlets after some drinks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah joe likes guys

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me till this year to realize this fricker wasn't in The Sopranos and the only reason I ever thought he was is because of the MadTv sketch of Sopranos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was in the prequel movie.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diaz is the worst of the Rogan comedians. I actually like most of the Rogan comedian circle jerk guests, but Joey is absolutely unbearable.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got a surprisingly big dick for a fat guy.

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