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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yea hes got a lot of those types as friends. telling.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You seem like the kind of guy who gets his clothes from a skill crane

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure they're just jokes anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stand up comedians are the worst kind of "entertainers"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thats the point of his humour isnt it ?
    talking about weird shit hes come across in his life?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt come across any of that shit tho. its all lies that he tells like it happened to him irl.
      compulsive liar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        youre an idiot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        at best their wild exaggerations

        youre an idiot

        are you that naive that you can't recognize a compulsive liar or do you just have that little real life experience?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and fargo is based on a true story
          you fricking moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          le omniscient Cinemaphileer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thats the point of his humour isnt it ?
      I have a friend who is fairly funny and yeah his stories are always embellishments of things that happened(sometimes not even to him but he claims it did) and he makes an alright tale humorous + fun. Sure it's mostly fake but the people he is impressing don't care.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and you think that bert kreischer russian mob story was real too huh? lol. every comedian "story" is a lie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nothin funnier than the truth right

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anyone with half a brain knows they're bullshitting
        thats not the point. its how they relay their anecdotes that qualifies them as comedian story-tellers
        I've posted off the cuff greentexts on Cinemaphile way funnier than any shit any professional comedian has said but I couldn't just go up on stage in front of an audience and read it out verbatim expecting a laugh

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow really? i only watch stand ups who tell true stories all the time

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's the only Joe Rogan cucksucker guy I don't hate.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t he used to be a drug addict? Drug addicts lie all the time, and even when they recover, they still lie

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The recent podcast with Louie on Rogan, louie says that after 9/11 flights would say some shit like "you are our last line of defense/please stop a terrorist" and it sounds like bullshit.
    Professional lies the lot of them, no wonder they have no soul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But that's true though, if they hijack the plane everybody is dead for sure, the best bet is for everyone to just rush them even if that means 2-5 people dying in the process.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the stewardess didn't tell everyone exactly that during the safety brief but there was a definite change in how passengers reacted to hijackings after 9/11 and how the airlines went from "hey guys, if someone decides to hijack the plane then just stay in your fricking seats, you'll get a refund once we get this guy out of Cuba but if you try to stop him and someone dies then that'll be on you" or whatever, to condoning passengers interfering in any hijacking attempt because it became serious business instead of a free trip to a foreign country deal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't heard the full context but having flown after 9/11, I can confirm I heard things like that.
      It was a sort of hyperparanoid comradery where we'd all keep an intense focus on any brown people on the plane and be sizing them up.
      I seem to recall the attitude relaxing in the mid 00s and mostly dissipating in favor of the more relaxed surveillance state after the recession.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski
    >Von was born to Gina Capitani and Roland Theodor Achilles von Kurnatowski

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it when he called out shirtless rogan looking like a fricking tied up turkey

    ?t=209

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Diaz is still the worst. He's one tall story away from saying he ate Princess Diana's ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What has he lied about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IT WUZ DA 80S

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        every word that comes out of his fat face is a lie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        who knows, he mixes true stories and bullshit too much like a 400 lb hunter s. thompson.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not an unbelievable lie 2bh, she was a ratchet ass bawd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby Brown and that gay singer are still alive. Diaz would've been sued by now if the limo story was fake.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yea, he's the one guy that lies

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I believe adult allergies are a choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's making fun of the moron vegans/gluten freaks who binge drink and do drugs, while blaming bread or meat for their shit health.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it actually caught me of guard and made me laugh the first time i heard it

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my best """""friend"""""" of 27 years LIED to me about the chicken crossing the road the other day

    THE CHICKEN DID NOT CROSS THE ROAD. He doesn't even have or live anywhere CLOSE to chickens.

    I can't fricking believe these people, never trust ANYONE

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's his entire shtick. Turning something simple that happened to him into an absurd story.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my life is boring and uneventful so that means your interesting and fun life is a lie!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He and B Schaub are the greatest comedic duo of the 21st century

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watching the JBP one rn and he's gone completely off the deep end lol
    Joe is visibly uncomfortable the few times he even gets to interject

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *is funny*

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Theo Capitabi Von Kuratowski, a member of a centuries-old polish Aristocratic family who grew up in poverty in Louisianna?

    Peach of a cawlmedian, bappa.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That had to be a bad place to grow up being slav

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of normalgays here to even discuss these pillars of mediocrity.

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