>thats the point of his humour isnt it ?
I have a friend who is fairly funny and yeah his stories are always embellishments of things that happened(sometimes not even to him but he claims it did) and he makes an alright tale humorous + fun. Sure it's mostly fake but the people he is impressing don't care.
anyone with half a brain knows they're bullshitting
thats not the point. its how they relay their anecdotes that qualifies them as comedian story-tellers
I've posted off the cuff greentexts on Cinemaphile way funnier than any shit any professional comedian has said but I couldn't just go up on stage in front of an audience and read it out verbatim expecting a laugh
The recent podcast with Louie on Rogan, louie says that after 9/11 flights would say some shit like "you are our last line of defense/please stop a terrorist" and it sounds like bullshit.
Professional lies the lot of them, no wonder they have no soul
But that's true though, if they hijack the plane everybody is dead for sure, the best bet is for everyone to just rush them even if that means 2-5 people dying in the process.
Maybe the stewardess didn't tell everyone exactly that during the safety brief but there was a definite change in how passengers reacted to hijackings after 9/11 and how the airlines went from "hey guys, if someone decides to hijack the plane then just stay in your fucking seats, you'll get a refund once we get this guy out of Cuba but if you try to stop him and someone dies then that'll be on you" or whatever, to condoning passengers interfering in any hijacking attempt because it became serious business instead of a free trip to a foreign country deal.
I haven't heard the full context but having flown after 9/11, I can confirm I heard things like that.
It was a sort of hyperparanoid comradery where we'd all keep an intense focus on any brown people on the plane and be sizing them up.
I seem to recall the attitude relaxing in the mid 00s and mostly dissipating in favor of the more relaxed surveillance state after the recession.
yea hes got a lot of those types as friends. telling.
You seem like the kind of guy who gets his clothes from a skill crane
I'm pretty sure they're just jokes anon
stand up comedians are the worst kind of "entertainers"
thats the point of his humour isnt it ?
talking about weird shit hes come across in his life?
he didnt come across any of that shit tho. its all lies that he tells like it happened to him irl.
compulsive liar
youre an idiot
at best their wild exaggerations
are you that naive that you can't recognize a compulsive liar or do you just have that little real life experience?
yeah and fargo is based on a true story
you fucking retard
le omniscient Cinemaphileer
>thats the point of his humour isnt it ?
I have a friend who is fairly funny and yeah his stories are always embellishments of things that happened(sometimes not even to him but he claims it did) and he makes an alright tale humorous + fun. Sure it's mostly fake but the people he is impressing don't care.
and you think that bert kreischer russian mob story was real too huh? lol. every comedian "story" is a lie.
nothin funnier than the truth right
no
anyone with half a brain knows they're bullshitting
thats not the point. its how they relay their anecdotes that qualifies them as comedian story-tellers
I've posted off the cuff greentexts on Cinemaphile way funnier than any shit any professional comedian has said but I couldn't just go up on stage in front of an audience and read it out verbatim expecting a laugh
qrd?
wow really? i only watch stand ups who tell true stories all the time
He's the only Joe Rogan cucksucker guy I don't hate.
Didn’t he used to be a drug addict? Drug addicts lie all the time, and even when they recover, they still lie
The recent podcast with Louie on Rogan, louie says that after 9/11 flights would say some shit like "you are our last line of defense/please stop a terrorist" and it sounds like bullshit.
Professional lies the lot of them, no wonder they have no soul
But that's true though, if they hijack the plane everybody is dead for sure, the best bet is for everyone to just rush them even if that means 2-5 people dying in the process.
Maybe the stewardess didn't tell everyone exactly that during the safety brief but there was a definite change in how passengers reacted to hijackings after 9/11 and how the airlines went from "hey guys, if someone decides to hijack the plane then just stay in your fucking seats, you'll get a refund once we get this guy out of Cuba but if you try to stop him and someone dies then that'll be on you" or whatever, to condoning passengers interfering in any hijacking attempt because it became serious business instead of a free trip to a foreign country deal.
I haven't heard the full context but having flown after 9/11, I can confirm I heard things like that.
It was a sort of hyperparanoid comradery where we'd all keep an intense focus on any brown people on the plane and be sizing them up.
I seem to recall the attitude relaxing in the mid 00s and mostly dissipating in favor of the more relaxed surveillance state after the recession.
>Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski
>Von was born to Gina Capitani and Roland Theodor Achilles von Kurnatowski
I loved it when he called out shirtless rogan looking like a fucking tied up turkey
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Diaz is still the worst. He's one tall story away from saying he ate Princess Diana's ass.
What has he lied about?
IT WUZ DA 80S
every word that comes out of his fat face is a lie
who knows, he mixes true stories and bullshit too much like a 400 lb hunter s. thompson.
Not an unbelievable lie 2bh, she was a ratchet ass skank
Bobby Brown and that fag singer are still alive. Diaz would've been sued by now if the limo story was fake.
yea, he's the one guy that lies
>I believe adult allergies are a choice.
He's making fun of the retard vegans/gluten freaks who binge drink and do drugs, while blaming bread or meat for their shit health.
it actually caught me of guard and made me laugh the first time i heard it
my best """""friend"""""" of 27 years LIED to me about the chicken crossing the road the other day
THE CHICKEN DID NOT CROSS THE ROAD. He doesn't even have or live anywhere CLOSE to chickens.
I can't fucking believe these people, never trust ANYONE
That's his entire shtick. Turning something simple that happened to him into an absurd story.
>my life is boring and uneventful so that means your interesting and fun life is a lie!
He and B Schaub are the greatest comedic duo of the 21st century
watching the JBP one rn and he's gone completely off the deep end lol
Joe is visibly uncomfortable the few times he even gets to interject
*is funny*
Is that Theo Capitabi Von Kuratowski, a member of a centuries-old polish Aristocratic family who grew up in poverty in Louisianna?
Peach of a cawlmedian, bappa.
That had to be a bad place to grow up being slav
There's a lot of normalfags here to even discuss these pillars of mediocrity.