>lies. >gets a movie made about him

>lies
>gets a movie made about him
Any other films like this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goodfellas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What did he lie about? It’s not like that movie makes him look good in any way

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That one with Tom Hanks and the Somali pirates.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Schindlers List

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the lie, not being american or not being a sniper?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything he said he did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought his only confirmed lie was the Jesse Ventura thing. His kills were confirmed by other people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >His kills were confirmed by other people.
          Other liars.
          He also claimed he killed looters during Katrina and killed two men at a gas station. Zero evidence for any of it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Other liars
            Why would other people lie for him? No one questions his kills in the SEALs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He claimed to snipe over 200, but only 130somthing were, because they were mostly unarmed women and children. His kills were all irrelevant.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dunkirk is just one long anglocope about how these morons who got hundreds of thousands of guys stranded on a beach were also le heroes for getting those guys off the beach.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And they didn’t even get them all
      Nor did they get their allies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dunkirk would have honestly worked better as some black comedy about how inept and moronic the britbong leadership was at the time.
        Instead, they tried to rehabilitate the story of Dunkirk as a tale of heroism and bravery, which is completely dishonest and repulsive. Trying to frame the rescue effort (completely avoidable) as some heroic feat would be like if some thief was forced to return the object he stole at gunpoint and then 50 years later, the thief writes a book about how heroic he was for returning the object

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any movie made about Abraham Lincoln.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched a documentary about this tyrant. Cannot believe the way he is glorified. from ordering the army to gun down hundreds of protestors to somehow believing him suspending due legal process for people he believed were against him

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodsport

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer. Not sure why I’m your first reply. The Olympic champion of liars and somehow got a “true story” made of him. Insane

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Almost every biopic that has a clear cut hero
    I'm not saying there's never any heroism in real life, but there's no way most people wouldn't take the chance to make themselves seem better

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm too lazy to write them all out but every single movie about the holocaust

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its a well known fact that his book is a load of horse shit, yet my fricking town still has memorials for him. Has a road named after him. And everyone worships his ass, so far as to literally try and turn Feb 2nd into a holiday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Start a petition to rename the street for whoever the first Black person was to take a public shit on the street.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why, yes! Yes there is!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Vg5d1Kr.jpg

      >lies
      >gets a movie made about him
      Any other films like this?

      Do these garbage films actually pump up US military recruitment numbers?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any person who wants to join the military after watching lone survivor does not deserve to be in the military or in any other place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Vg5d1Kr.jpg

      >lies
      >gets a movie made about him
      Any other films like this?

      all these movies have one thing in common

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whats that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The final breathing scene is actually pretty realistic to all accounts of what went down. The whole women strong meme and other shit is very exaggerated. One of the few movies that actually got suppressed rifle sounds correct and used correct gear/weapons/tactics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >how do we get people to believe the Bin Laden assassination story?
        >make a movie then deny it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason Marcus lived is because he bailed on his guys
      The whole mission was a completely pointless suicide run

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. The only reason he lived is because an Afghan villager saved him and kept him safe. The mission was recon. They were discovered from the beginning because they were too lazy to be dropped off farther away from the target. Instead of scrapping the mission they carried on because they were stupid.

        Also, Wolf of Wallstreet and Catch me If You Can = pure bullshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yea both of those are extremely exaggerated as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happened with this movie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the movie portrays brave navy seals fighting off a million zillion taliban like 300 with a lone survivor who heroically survived such daunting odds.

        IRL a Navy Seal squad got btfo by a group of Taliban smaller than they were and the lone survivor only survived because he ran away and hid and some local Afghan civilians helped him out. No Taliban even died.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie portrays brave navy seals fighting off a million zillion taliban
          Did we watch the same movie? From my memory it only felt like 30-40 taliban guys tops.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >No Taliban even died.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but technically he's right. They weren't Taliban.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's lietally fricking video of it. Cope.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pearl harbor
    every 911 movie
    every afganistan movie (except that val kilmer one about the tank)
    every ww2 movie
    the king of kong

    that covers a few hundred thousand different films and should keep you busy for the rest of eternity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >every american war movie is a lie, americans suck!
      what are you, a chink?

      yeah bro a country that's been in perpetual war for 300 years, who's entire economy is predicated on war, made up of people obsessed with guns and war, are surely terrible at war and every depiction of them excelling in warfare is a lie

      that's why 0 americans died from enemy fire during the iraq invasion in a 100k vs. 1mill scenario
      >muh thousands of deaths over a 20 year period of occupying the territory
      statistically safer to be an american stationed in afghanistan than it is to live in china

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dumb zogtard

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically that other Navy SEAL movie where the dudes team gets killed but himself. Seems like SEALs lie their ass off

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was shot by some Cinemaphile guy, who couldn’t bear his lies?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Clint include Chris and his buddy going down to New Orleans and shooting dozens of looters after Katrina.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was kinda kino even if bullshit tbh

    I just hate all the TV characters who have muh PTSD backstory. maybe don't invade another country for zog then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not even so much that the movie is bullshit (of course even films on shit that certainly happened embellish). But the guys whole book, and thus his claim to fame, is bullshit.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >supposedly the most ruthless badass soldier in history
    >gets killed by some random psycho
    Why didn’t he just tackle the guy?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse Ventura exposed him

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shouldn't you be busy getting blown up by HIMARS or at the very least getting ass raped my your "comrades"

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Schwindlers List

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm too lazy to write them all out but every single movie about the holocaust

      Schindlers List

      [...]

      This most Nazis were trans and the movies leave it out

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lone survivor guy lied just as much, they were just butchered in the woods and he ran away never firing a single shot and then asked a random villager to help him agreeing to help him get citizenship in return and when he got what he wanted he never did shit for the guy
    Zero dark thirty iirc doesn’t say much about the super cool navy seals crashing 2 helicopters like morons to allegedly shoot one 75 year old man they totally tossed into the ocean before anyone could see his corpse
    Navy seals are kind of shitters

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Kyle is interesting to me because it appears he really was a war hero super soldier whatever, but he also made shit up ON TOP OF the shit he actually achieved.

    It's like if you really fricked Margot Robbie and then bragged to everybody about that time you fricked Margot Robbie and Giselle Bundchen at the same time, why the frick would you even lie like that, it's just mental illness by that point isn't it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      King of the Hill had that, Cotton went through so much shit in WW2 that he started making up shit that didn't happen too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he literally shot someone with a sniper rifle from a far distance what a bad ass war hero
      Name 3 things that makes him a super soldier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with this "confirmed kill" is the person who "confirms" the kill. We know Kyle was a lying piece of shit, so who's to say his buddy who "confirmed" the kill/distance wasn't also full of shit.
      >I shot that villager picking up the scrap metal we dropped as bait from 2100yards!
      >I dunno Kyle, it didn't look that far.
      >Fricking homosexual get your eyes checked! It was 2100 yards!
      >Okay Kyle, whatever.
      >Frick yeah!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair they use range finders to dope their targets, but yea I wouldn't put it under Kyle at all to lie about what his RF said. Plus a 2100 yard shot is insane. Like literally CoD4 earth spinning compensation insane. If you can get shots on man sized steel at 500+ yards you're doing pretty good, much less over 1000 yards, must have been using a .338 Lapua or some big boy caliber (I was too lazy to read the chart).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >carlos hathwiener holding the M2 like a rifle
      my sides

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lone Survivor, makes it out like they are fighting a whole division of Taliban when in reality they got clapped by 5-8 guys with a single PKM.

    • 1 year ago
      ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ

      a machine gun is 80% a squad firepower. it makes a huge difference when one side has one, and the other side only has rifles. still a humiliating defeat and shows moronic planning of arrogant as frick seals but don't underestimate the power of a machine gun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yea definitely, I also remember the story DJ Shipley told on Shawn Ryan's show about how they entered a house in Africa through a beach landing and got opened up on through the house with a PKM. Fricked them up so bad they dropped some of their explosive charges and ended up destroying their hearing then they retreated into the ocean and he dislocated both his shoulders trying to get into the boat to leave. If I could legally own a machine gun it'd probably be a PKM.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it’d be like hyping up your elite special forces then having them land unsupported at an airport and get comically massacred by militias

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw a car with a Chris Kyle punisher skull bumper sticker. I hate this place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Kyle is literally forklift operator tier cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has his own ammo brand now, not sure who's running it maybe his widow wife or something.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “The Passion of the Christ”

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Kyle was a psychopath.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm fighting for a world where every janny is paid twice what he currently earns

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do american vets call it the 'raq or the 'stan like vietnam vets talk about 'nam?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They call it the 'like such as Iraq'.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    navy seals are massive homos.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Deadliest zogbot in history
    >Gets killed by a schizo while armed and with a friend
    KWAB

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Americans make these self fellating films all the time? It's cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically propaganda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Southern Americans are low IQ and eat this shit up. I actually like American Sniper though, even if it is propaganda. It's an entertaining movie.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite of this is Bloodsport
    >hey hollywood I uhh just came back from china or something and went 50000000000000-0 in an underground fight tournament. pls don't fact check
    >don't worry we won't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fight record: In 1980, Dux told Black Belt that his fight record so far was 321 wins, one loss and seven draws, though in 2014 he told AXS TV that he had retired with a fight record of 329 wins, zero losses. Curtis Wong, an editor of Inside Kung Fu, doubted whether Dux's alleged 56 consecutive knockout record was possible.
      lmao

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think everything you see in the movie theater really happened? Idiot.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >American History Sniper X
    >soldier teamkills a bunch of ZogBots
    >gets sent to the brig
    >gets raped by israelites in prison
    >spends the rest of the movie trying to convert people into his militia to destroy the Talmud
    >movie ends with his little brother driving a Ryder truck ominously towards the israeli border

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Melvin and Howard is a good one.

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