Life is short anons, and your peak goes by in a flash
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Life is short anons, and your peak goes by in a flash
Life is short anons, and your peak goes by in a flash
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Classic.
is this alcohol or coke bloat?
Pasta
ngl best premade sauce you can get and they have so many varieties
he's coming along nicely
Just body fat. Being lean is the one thing a guy can do to increase his attractiveness to women
A lot of times guys age bad quickly when they go from very fat to very lean. That's why dudes use HGH to prevent it.
That’s why you should never become fat, specially in your 30s and after because once you lose the weight you will look like shit.
Excess skin can be removed with surgery.
You have to get really fat for that to be a problem.
no you don't
b***h breasts never go away through any other means than surgery
Also not true. Do planking or chest exercises.
That depends. If your b***h breasts are just fat, they go away.
That doesn’t help. You still get loose skin since you’re tricking your body.
That's the classic potato bloat.
moon Dano
Simply perfect.
>when you wanted adrenochrome but they gave you light beer
Dually Dano git er done
he's just fat
He’s just fat but he doesn’t care about muh peak because he’s successful and happy.
Just go Keto for two weeks and you're fine.
just fast and eat lean meats every other day
this can cause ulcers and cancers of the digestive system jsyk, your body is meant to have food of some kind moving through it regularly or else you develop pollops and cysts that can get infected or metastasize into cancer
fasting is the moron's guide to losing weight. just fricking exercise.
>just fricking exercise.
Or eat less. Most people don't need to change their activity levels that much unless they're total potatoes, or their diets unless they've got the tastes of a teenager. They just eat too much. Portion control takes longer to have an effect but it's more sustainable.
controlled starvation is the key to a long and healthy life
Bullshit it does. “Muh you need food constantly traveling your bowels” people back in the day survived on less.
they lived to be 40 if they were lucky and all of those years were miserable and rife with sickness
yeah just like all those people in Africa kek
this too, portion control is something that escapes most people. there's food you can eat to feel full and it won't make you fat as shit, but people always assume it's lettuce which creates a huge influx of watery fibre that makes you shit everything out and inhibits digestion.
someone should really tell Paul Dano to lay off the cheetos, he's got swollen cheeto face.
You want to live longer in the debt jail known as America? I’m not rewarding incompetence anymore. And nutritionists are quite literally prostitutes of the food industry, they have nothing worth learning.
>AI posting more non-sequitur shit
I’m trying really hard to be original, and you guys simply aren’t meshing with it tonight.
>they lived to be 40 if they were lucky
moron
shut up you stupid c**t it's true
Fatties are always saying things like this. "My body needs food." is a big fatty cope I hear a lot.
>people back in the day survived on less.
The frick they did. They foraged and hunted to have some food every day. The only time they didn't was in winter, when they were stuck inside doing nothing most hours of the day just so they wouldn't expend any unnecessary energy. Guess what? Unless you're a neet who does nothing all day then you're expending more energy than them and so need more food. Just eat normal portions and you won't need to fast.
650 calories a day. Just eat dinner. Fat fricks can lose a kg per day.
No I can’t just mentally set goals for myself I have to be restricted like it’s a punishment and not a test of will and discipline. Better inject strange Chinese HGH into myself because going for a walk for 30 minutes a week is simply too much.
>just starve yourself so you can be more attractive to holes, bro
>No no no
>This time I DRINK YOUR milkshake
>:)
>all the actresses remove their cheek fat
>he adds more fat to his cheeks
classic
Ok and? Only autistic people fixate so much on appearance. Aging is just a normal part of life.
>autistic people
Zoomers are confounded and outraged by the concept of aging. It has nothing to do with autism.
I never peaked but instead it has been a flat line as I spent my "best years" alone in my room. Now I am left looking at the memories others made and lament over what I missed out on.
That’s fricking awesome
He looks like me except I’m 28
Looks like he got buccal fat ADDITION
get some ozempic in ya Paul
he just denied publicly it was Ozempic
He's a liar
Oh then it was indeed ozempic
It was meth
And I sold it to him. Meth is unironically the way. If cut purely you essentially get none of the downsides.
it was meth
theres a reson they call him meth damon
You made this happen by calling him meth damon over and over, Cinemaphile. Stop magicking things into existence
Is it just the LED light bulbs or is everyone way more pale these days too?
Chubby paul is powerful, shave his head an I see judge holden
>its shrimple
I thought ezra "rapist israelite" miller was the flash? isn't dano the riddler?
ive had 6300 calories of icecream today
Tell me about it, I peaked at 13.
He might be taking Prednisone for a health condition. Took literal years for my moon face to go away after I stopped taking it.
Life is short and hard, like my dick when I see a classic thread like this.
Your peak is landing Elian Kazan's super-left daughter starring in THE MeToo movie, SHE SAID
*grand d