Lightyear

Why did it bomb?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s one of the most ugliest artstyle in the world

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. All the characters are supremely ugly. If they're gonna have blacks fill up 90%, they could have made them look good instead of like ghetto trash.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It catered to absolutely nobody. I tried to watch it but the way they made Buzz so incompetent in the first 10-15 minutes put me off and I closed the movie, never to watch it again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People didn't expect this weird convoluted "this is the movie Andy saw" thing, no one really understood what they're going for from marketing. The lesbian couple fiasco also gave out negative press. The film itself was mediocre but I expected worse.

      he basically carries the asses of all the nig nog sidekicks for the rest of the film to be fair

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    On one side you had the chuds whine about the lesbians

    Then on the other side you had the anti-chuds go see it to spite the chuds, and they couldnt find a good reason to endorse the movie, other than to 'own the chuds'. It's a mediocre movie at best of moments.

    >this is the movie that got andy excited about the buzz lightyear toys
    lol

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking look at it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, even made a no lesbo shit edit for my family and close people.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    morons and fags

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No one asked for it.

    It's boring, it's not funny, the (very few) characters are uninteresting, the story could be told in half the runtime if not less, the director is an asshat going after the audiences, THE MESSAGE still worming its way in despite all previously mentioned issues not being fixed before release.

    It's failure as entertainment.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't made in the 90s with Pixar's best talent

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pixar hasnt put out anything of note since they got bought out by disney in 2006

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Cars was the last non-Disney Pixar film
        >Ratatouille was the first Disney-Pixar film
        This makes so much sense. Ratatouille was the first Pixar movie I couldn't sit through and I haven't liked a Pixar movie after that. I didn't know Disney bought them out at that time but now it all comes together.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wall-e was great though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The first few minutes of Wall-E and Up are bright spots in that dark era, but the rest of each movie is not up to par with classic Pixar.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just take a look at these duds. Maybe 1 or 2 memorable film in the lot whereas before everything the put out was certified gold

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            everything ducked after Toy Story 3
            arguably Toy Story 3 started it,. but I like it personally
            Finding Dory and Cars 3 weren't actually too bad for what the were, Inside Out too, Coco was overrated
            I liked the streak of Soul - Luca - Turning Red, these were good. Lightyear was completely mediocre and the next one Elemental while an original projectr looks uninteresting. The theme of elements is just very banal at this point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >there are at least double the amount of bad Pixar movies than good ones

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Buzz Buzz Buzz SUCKS COCKS NOW HE TAKES IT IN THE ASS WITH COCKS AND CUM

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Due to intervention of the movement known as Chud.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Younger part of its demo would rather wait for streaming than wrangle kids in a theater.
    Older part of its demo would rather see fighter jet or dinosaur movies.
    >but Minions did well
    Nobody uses Peacock, everyone has Disney+.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the premise in itself is confusing. why is buzz a real human? why is it set in the future? what connection does it have to the original character?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's just boring premise. i don't think kids were interested and neither were adults

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just another children's movie made for aduts
    Rips off Intersteller
    Disregards the lore established by Buzz in Toy Story & TV Show
    Le Gritty Realism
    Preaches against Toxic Masculinity Boogeyman
    Has nothing to do with the 90's action hero space opera genre he is supposedly a pastiche of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted it to be for adults then they shouldn't have wasted the villian so hard. The film could've been million times better if Old Buzz was from the same universe. And young Buzz had to confront the fact that he in the future will inevitably go mad and travel to the past to convince his younger self to do things differently (but he never does because it's a time loop). Buzz accepts the fate and appreciates the years of sanity he has left.
      But they went for the parallel universe stupidity. Which makes absolutely no sense. Why does going into the past put Old Buzz into another universe? Does that mean if they go further to the past they'll end up in another unverse too? Then erasing shit from that timeline won't do shit to the timeline of the young Buzz because they universes are different. It's a stupid cop out so that the revelation has no depressing implications and consequences.

      We get it, you have autism and can’t pick up on things. Your opinions are immediately disregarded

      The only autist here is you, he is accepting of the diversity the entire film. He doesn't learn to like black people and fags. He learns to accept failure and one of the characters goes throught the banal character arc of being incompetent and then becoming good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Zerg is supposed to be Buzz's father according to Toy Story 2. The whole plot of Lightyear is stupid to being with

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't make any sense canonically yes, but that's not as important as it not making any sense even by itself, in a vacuum. The villian could've salvaged the film but instead it made it worse. At least the things that happened before while generic space action shite at least made sense. This tho inroduces such a glaring hole even I can't ignore itr, and I usually don't give a single fuck about muh plotholes and muh logical inconsistencies. Mostly because not only what they went for is stupid but also - boring. It essentially bring nothing. The theme of the film - about accepting mistakes, was already obvious, it's a generic topic that was presented in a generic way. But with the villian they basically spelled it out out loud. It's the most childish thing there despite constant attempts at some sort of grounded appeal.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it could have been this

    they took this from you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even need this, I just need something that feels like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but, like, where's the DIVERSITY???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There is only one human. Thats pretty diverse. Unless you don't know what diversity is?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >wh*teoids
          >human
          i see no humans in this picture

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares about some old relic from the 90s Christ when’s the last time you watched it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        well at least i watched it, unlike so many that didnt watch lighyear

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there's legitimately nothing fun or interesting about the entire movie. buzz is a fuck up and doesn't seem like a hero at all and the main bad guy is barely in it. all around just boring to look at and watch. the story also seems like it wasn't written with children in mind there's no bright, fun, funny or interesting aliens it's all just people that you don't give a shit about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only consistently-praised character is the cat. It's a fucking cat. It's going to be praised no matter what movie it's in.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did it bomb? I might have watched it if I was a kid and didn't have the cynicism I have now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got devoured by dinosaurs.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Promotes homosexuality, miscegenation, and space travel.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I refused to take my kids to see it because of the promotion of homosexuality in it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re kids are going to grow up repressed homosexuals you’re sons probably thinking about taking drama class and sucking cocks right now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most people are not gay, and are in fact quietly disgusted by homosexuality. You live in a deluded fantasy world.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >be a gay
        >can't resist talking about young boys sucking dick
        Checks out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Get ready to pay for drama classes and dance school

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks. Any way I can try to keep you from diddling my kids I will try.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Your little boy is going to start sucking cocks as soon as he gets old enough get ready to cut him out of your life lmao

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    convoluted plot

    ffs, all Disney had to do was "go to planet, blow up robots, arrest zerg" and couldn't even do that. This needed to be a bone dry Flash Gordon or Radioman serial, and nothing else. The additional fake diversity and black character added is boring. Others have said it but it's because the film is written like sex in the city or a rom com (a bad one) and not a movie boys would be into. It needed a threat, explosions and buzz doing cool things. FWIW black space ranger girl could also do cool things and could also do cool things with her lesbo partner but this didn't happen. No body is gonna watch it and give a shit versus, I dunno, the actual spacemen serials of the 1930s and 40s.

    It is a perfect example of corrupting a good idea by making it too complicated and overthinking it. All it had to be was Buzz vs robots for 60 minutes.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It looked boring.
    >The gay kiss they kept pushing in the media made the film too political for some.
    >Most westerners don’t really care about animation (with some exceptions)
    >the movie was boring, it was Christopher Nolan Interstellar for Kiddies
    >ruined Emperor Zurg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined emperor zurg
      Because he was such a well developed and interesting character before this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he was at least entertaining

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to be well developed. Some of the best villains are cookie cutter

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          List them

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    was it even funny? I think there was one funny joke and thats me being weird that I found it funny

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT A HECKIN KITTY CAT?! I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR MOVIE

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