Lion King would be better if Scar took everything from Mufasa after his death

Lion King would be better if Scar took everything from Mufasa after his death

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scar was a sigma male, he wasn't in it for the pussy he was just trying to get rid of Mufasa for being in his way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the day we called that big gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he tried to rape someone in original draft

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was Nala, and it was based as frick. Sarabi is old and busted.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sarabi is old and busted.
          Absolutely dogshit take

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sarabi is old and busted.
          gay AHOY!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nala.
        Yes he tried to rape her in the original script.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can rape someone for more than just sex, is a form of dominance and humiliation. I would rape plenty of dudes if I could and not even because I'm gay, I just really hate people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sigma male
      Man, we did so much fricking damage to humanity itself by trying to study wolves and getting everything wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        isn't is just a meme?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is. Anon is just a moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know there are movies that are much worst with “We get everything wrong about an animal’s behavior and way of life” but Lion King erks me the most. Prides aren’t passed down from father to son, Lions drive their sons out of their pride when they are about age three and after that they need to find a new pride. Mufasa and Scar could have stayed together, forming a coalition. They would find a pride and together drive off the males, try to kill all the cubs to force the lionesses back into heat (lionesses with sometimes break from the pride when this happens to protect their cubs), then frick all the lionesses. They don’t pair bond, so both Mufasa and Scar would end fricking all the ladies and get all the food (Scar less, but pretty sweet compared to living alone without a pride). So Scar would never try to kill Mufasa for the “throne” because they already share the pride. And if Mufasa did die, Scar would take over and protect Mufasa’s cubs like Simba because they’re related and part of the same pride.

    And Simba, assuming he left still left the pride as young as he did and survive wouldn’t want to go back to it and commit all the incest with his mom and sisters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get your grievances but this is Hamlet with cartoon animals first and foremost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and also the whole talking animals thing is a bit unrealistic, a tad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you- you're not a real scientist, I am!!!
        If idiots offend you, why are you one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would make more sense as an argument against the hyper realistic remake.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scar is gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'll practice my curtsey"
      Scar was full blown gay how did you not understand this? No, the sequels are not canon

      Scar's gay

      Scar is gay, indisputable fact. Look at his hand gestures, look at his gay drag performance why would he take the chicks.

      >Uhm ackchuali Scar is gay-coded
      /co/mblr in full force today

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hehe wouldnt it be hawt is the hero's mom got raped hehe

    I fricking hate coomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Raped
      You got it wrong. There's nothing hotter and funnier than a guy's wife falling for her husband's murderer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we talking cartoon women here, they aren't like that
        but it would have been interesting to see simba's reaction to this shite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cartoon women can be anything you want them to be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i want them to be anything but what they are in our world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely blessed take.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHAT SEX FEELS LIKE?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't Scar canonically have a wife, or was that just an in-universe fangirl?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she kinda is, but was added in second movie, otherwise we would have seen her and lion scar loyalists in the fist movie
              if you think about, he would have survived if they were there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you think about, he would have survived if they were there
                Imagine he did, but they left him for dead on account of all the damage he took.
                This could get interesting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lions have harems. Scar would have been having sex with every adult female in the pride.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, but unironically.

      https://i.imgur.com/CIc4JwL.jpg

      Lion King would be better if Scar took everything from Mufasa after his death

      I love Raaz's stuff som much. Also, I wish El-Loko would finish his comic.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'll practice my curtsey"
    Scar was full blown gay how did you not understand this? No, the sequels are not canon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It always surprises me to see relatively vanilla furry smut.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Her right arm is dislocated from her torso.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. She just has broad shoulders. As lionesses do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. She just has broad shoulders. As lionesses do.

      She's got dem Bionicle shoulders going.
      Also her left shoulder looks fine so it only makes the right one jut out more.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I was wondering why he had a human hand.

    [...]
    Her right arm is dislocated from her torso.

    There's a lot of bad anatomy going on in the picture yet the heads and the hands are good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a lot of bad anatomy going on in the picture
      Like what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        inb4 the other anon doesn't respond after talking all that shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her entire righthand (dexter) side.
        >aforementioned shoulder
        >oblique muscle pulls in rather than pushes out
        >gelatinous thigh/hip/pelvis in general
        I'm not sure what's going on with her left leg and its strange bump. It's like the femur is poking out.
        Going back to the faces, Scar's eyes look strange but I assume that's just an issue with the Disney style.
        I could be pedantic about the breasts and the artist drawing muscle and ribcage outlines in the fur but neither are big deals.

        inb4 the other anon doesn't respond after talking all that shit

        ur stupd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy how none of these make sense to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not surprised.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    horrible. I hate anthro furry
    I prefer then in natural

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thirsting for specific lions
    frick off i can't be the only one who can't tell these characters apart

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scar's gay

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scar is gay, indisputable fact. Look at his hand gestures, look at his gay drag performance why would he take the chicks.

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