American box office is literally collapsing, outside of a few "event" films. People go like twice a year max now. No one in Hollywood seems prepared for the incoming Box Office Holocaust and they thought it would be smooth sailing after they opened up theaters.
>be hollywood >shill the lockdowns, vaccinations and white genoci-err, I mean, ((diversity)) for your globohomosexual overlords >destroy your entire industry
Not to mention months of strikes that shut down production. And studios hedging their bets in case IATSE decides to screw everyone over with a strike. I seriously hope it lasts over a year.
You know, this all reminds me of how European and British produced movies dominated the box office postwar because they were the only ones making real kino. Hollywood now is seeing that happen for opposite reasons with Asian stuff.
Last 2 movies I went to(Fighter and Boy And The Heron) were foreign, and I'm a White zoomer guy from the Midwest. I haven't seen a single American film in theaters since Oppenheimer.
That's damning.
How did decorous behavior in public get this bad? Cellphone use? Bad house training? Less people invested in maintaining a good community for everyone, just rape/pillage for your own use?
It depends where you are and what type of movie you're watching, at least to me personally.
If you're watching slop in a slop area, expect a slop audience.
American box office is literally collapsing, outside of a few "event" films. People go like twice a year max now. No one in Hollywood seems prepared for the incoming Box Office Holocaust and they thought it would be smooth sailing after they opened up theaters.
Why would anyone open a movie on this weekend? I mean I'm not watching the game but millions and millions of people are so why would you expect to make any money at all?
Probably it was the only weekend left without bigger competition. There's still Friday, Saturday, and early Sunday, plus if it has artsy appeal then it correlates with people who won't watch the game.
Because it's a film targering teen girls, not sports fans. But little did they realize that their target audience would be watching the game for Taylor Swift.
That's a good pt too, but an original, offbeat movie like this flopping is bad news. it is only going to be only ultra normie and taylor swift stacey-slop from here on.
I go around to various schools as part of my sales job. The teachers are more excited for Taylor Swift than the students. Her core fans are roasties hitting 30 and beyond that have never been married or have kids. Gay men also like her. It really is sad seeing people over 25 making Taylor Swift videos on social media.
And kids at the middle school and younger range mainly listen to rap. It's pretty grim. rock music and white pop stars are dead to future generations. Though the Stranger Things rocker did make Metallica popular among younger kids in that range, so there is some hope.
Found the 35 year old roastie who likes Taylor Swift and still thinks she's young. Why don't you go make a Tay Tay TikTok video to show how young and cool you are.
Hollywood insurance scam. the producers take out insurance on their movie, if it flops, they can get most or more of their money back.
thing is, they can make more money on a flop than what it might have made in theaters, so they skimp on the advertising, forcing a flop and if you know the right people, everyone gets a big payday.
>I was so opposed to Disney using my name to promote Aladdin because I JUST KNEW it'd result in voice actors being marginalized in their own field of work but I didn't hate that enough not to take the role lol
I'm glad he committed suicide so he's definitely in Hell.
dude she only got her directing career because they pitied her because of what happened to robin williams. would he like the movie? he would pretend to but celebrity parents know the nepobaby thing means anything they didnt earn it. so frick her for cheating her way to the top and frick robin williams for what he did to the trans movement.
The TV trailers make the tone seem a little strange.
The movie isn't exactly a looker
Diablo Cody is an indie writer only geeks know
The cast is whatever
What is supposed to make people want to see this in large numbers?
Why is is so bad to produce small-scale movies these days? Hollywood used to churn through loads of them up to the 90s, very few making decent numbers until they came out on VHS where they picked up an audience.
I was thinking their problem for a while was their movies being too damn expensive, but plenty of mid-budget stuff has been bombing too. This shit (Lisa Frankenstein) only cost $13 million.
1-alt-girls and goth-culture is dead. in the past women only chose those as a successful means for 6/10s to get chad. tomboys for instance were a discrete way for non-stacys to frick closet homosexual chads.
2-there is no goth culture anymore because zoomettes would rather friend simulate stacey, see: the barbie movie.
Are you one of those marketers that intentionally misinterpret posts to further create discourse and generate online disscussion?
Either way, frick yourself. I'll now torrent this instead of going to a theater.
Also this. Us zoomers are discovering that people made movies and shows before the mid 2010s that weren't filled with intersectional nonsense and were kino.
Of course, I had great parents who raised me with those movies as a critical part of my media diet growing up, so I got to enjoy all the kino before anyone else my age did. But it's great to see the rest of my generation catching up. Seems like since COVID they've really started to get with the program.
American box office is literally collapsing, outside of a few "event" films. People go like twice a year max now. No one in Hollywood seems prepared for the incoming Box Office Holocaust and they thought it would be smooth sailing after they opened up theaters.
>be hollywood
>shill the lockdowns, vaccinations and white genoci-err, I mean, ((diversity)) for your globohomosexual overlords
>destroy your entire industry
Bidengays vote against their own economic interests.
Not to mention months of strikes that shut down production. And studios hedging their bets in case IATSE decides to screw everyone over with a strike. I seriously hope it lasts over a year.
You know, this all reminds me of how European and British produced movies dominated the box office postwar because they were the only ones making real kino. Hollywood now is seeing that happen for opposite reasons with Asian stuff.
Last 2 movies I went to(Fighter and Boy And The Heron) were foreign, and I'm a White zoomer guy from the Midwest. I haven't seen a single American film in theaters since Oppenheimer.
That's damning.
I can't find him.
It was pre-Amogus.
Believe me the rot is deeper than you think.
Somebody said that you can predict the behavior of any big organization by assuming that a cabal of it's enemies has taken control of it.
Good, all those chain theaters can't close soon enough. Way too expensive to see a movie surrounded by fricking idiots.
How did decorous behavior in public get this bad? Cellphone use? Bad house training? Less people invested in maintaining a good community for everyone, just rape/pillage for your own use?
It depends where you are and what type of movie you're watching, at least to me personally.
If you're watching slop in a slop area, expect a slop audience.
Somebody is in a bad mood.
I think you mean
>The Hollycaust
Kek, I'm using this
Comfy movie with very few coloreds
op's pic begs to differ
Those are background characters. The main cast is all white besides a latina, that's a Klan rally compared to 99% of modern Hollywood productions.
> Latina
Filipina. The most attractive one on the entire island chain.
I get latinxes and flips confused all the time, sorry anon.
That doesn't exist in Hollywood, it's literally scinetifically impossible unless it's an independent or foreign film
Why would anyone open a movie on this weekend? I mean I'm not watching the game but millions and millions of people are so why would you expect to make any money at all?
>living on the east coast
kys puto
Why so angry? Did you get a speeding ticket?
Not everyone gets bad vibes from the federal contractors industrial complex
Probably it was the only weekend left without bigger competition. There's still Friday, Saturday, and early Sunday, plus if it has artsy appeal then it correlates with people who won't watch the game.
Because it's a film targering teen girls, not sports fans. But little did they realize that their target audience would be watching the game for Taylor Swift.
Even teen girls are filtered by "hello fellow kids" shit put together by middle-aged lesbians.
That's a good pt too, but an original, offbeat movie like this flopping is bad news. it is only going to be only ultra normie and taylor swift stacey-slop from here on.
>Because it's a film targering teen girls
who are all watching tswift today
you fricking goober
They (LF's distributors) must not have heard she'd be involved with the Superbowl.
I go around to various schools as part of my sales job. The teachers are more excited for Taylor Swift than the students. Her core fans are roasties hitting 30 and beyond that have never been married or have kids. Gay men also like her. It really is sad seeing people over 25 making Taylor Swift videos on social media.
And kids at the middle school and younger range mainly listen to rap. It's pretty grim. rock music and white pop stars are dead to future generations. Though the Stranger Things rocker did make Metallica popular among younger kids in that range, so there is some hope.
no one asked for your mediocre out of touch opinion dipshit
Found the 35 year old roastie who likes Taylor Swift and still thinks she's young. Why don't you go make a Tay Tay TikTok video to show how young and cool you are.
Swiftie critics also have pro-palestine shitlibs who want their barbie to say something against zog
Jesus, I just checked the seats for Mean Girls and there's 16 seats sold for the same time at the same theater.
I don't tink that many americans wats the iem csgo finals
Hollywood insurance scam. the producers take out insurance on their movie, if it flops, they can get most or more of their money back.
thing is, they can make more money on a flop than what it might have made in theaters, so they skimp on the advertising, forcing a flop and if you know the right people, everyone gets a big payday.
How is something determined as a "flop" for the purpose of the payout? Just failing to break-even?
Watch The Producers
The rules are made up and none of this really matters.
Wat?
Who insures this? What are the details of the coverage?
>thing is, they can make more money on a flop than what it might have made in theaters
I wonder where these guys got the idea?
>another box office bomb written by Diablo Cody
And water is wet.
surprising as I thought zoomettes would be all over this. I guess people are all just amassing for one single thing now, shutting everything else out.
goth culture is long gone women are conforming more than ever at the chance to be stacey or stacey simulator.
>surprising as I thought zoomettes would be all over this
they never leave the house moron
>Make tickets cheaper.
be less poor dork
or maybe they're all nepotistic losers with zero skills beyond being born into already established media families and thats obvious
Goth/art hoe subculture is dead. That's
for old roasties. The young ones all worship either Taylor Swift or dead eyed Black person rappers.
How old is Ant Girl now? She's slowly reaching that point where she can no longer play high school girls anymore.
Would Robin be proud?
>I was so opposed to Disney using my name to promote Aladdin because I JUST KNEW it'd result in voice actors being marginalized in their own field of work but I didn't hate that enough not to take the role lol
I'm glad he committed suicide so he's definitely in Hell.
dude she only got her directing career because they pitied her because of what happened to robin williams. would he like the movie? he would pretend to but celebrity parents know the nepobaby thing means anything they didnt earn it. so frick her for cheating her way to the top and frick robin williams for what he did to the trans movement.
>Getting poor reviews
>Bombing at the box office
Seals of quality in the 2020s, seeing it tonight
The TV trailers make the tone seem a little strange.
The movie isn't exactly a looker
Diablo Cody is an indie writer only geeks know
The cast is whatever
What is supposed to make people want to see this in large numbers?
gf and I spent like $50 going to the movies and we shared a large popcorn and soda
Make tickets cheaper. Make movies theatrical and not for streaming
Why is is so bad to produce small-scale movies these days? Hollywood used to churn through loads of them up to the 90s, very few making decent numbers until they came out on VHS where they picked up an audience.
I was thinking their problem for a while was their movies being too damn expensive, but plenty of mid-budget stuff has been bombing too. This shit (Lisa Frankenstein) only cost $13 million.
It'll be on VOD in 17 days
There’s a 17 buried somewhere in these glorious digits…
Americans are stupid pigs who only watch movies they see commercials for during basketball games
>Americans are stupid pigs
zoomers are*
why can't they make cheap funny comedies any more? comedy Central used to run B comedies and cult classics all the time and they were great movies.
1-alt-girls and goth-culture is dead. in the past women only chose those as a successful means for 6/10s to get chad. tomboys for instance were a discrete way for non-stacys to frick closet homosexual chads.
2-there is no goth culture anymore because zoomettes would rather friend simulate stacey, see: the barbie movie.
Zoomettes don't understand that gen X, gawker kind of snark.
>there is no goth culture anymore
Explain Wednesday.
mouth breathing mexicans
You mean they're 30 years behind the times and have only just caught up with Gen-X'ers.
don't tell me what I mean shithead
You mean you have such a fragile ego that you can't be questioned without chimping out?
no I mean you talk like a homosexual and I'm going to ignore you because you sound like an ugly person with bad thoughts and zero life experience
Just have a nice day already.. don't worry what coroner is gonna think about you insanely small penis. You'll be dead.
Very nice movie without woke bullshit. It was fun!
>everything is politics!
frick off
no wide appeal, no good marketing. I'm surprised it got even that
Gotta put something in theaters on super bowl weekend
Surprised there isn't some Liam Neeson thriller in there right now
Lisa Frankenstein is a date movie with cute girls. No wonder Incel Central in Cinemaphile doesn't really understand its appeal.
I'm actually interested in seeing this but shills/"fans" such as yourself make it easy to not want to support it
> I was going to ask a girl to see this with me, but now I w-w-won't!
Sure thing. Maybe next time.
Are you one of those marketers that intentionally misinterpret posts to further create discourse and generate online disscussion?
Either way, frick yourself. I'll now torrent this instead of going to a theater.
> Eff you man! You're not even my real Dad!
Hey, chin up lil slugger. Maybe you'll have someone next Valentine's Day.
>lisa frankenstein
>Lisa Frankenstein is a 2024 American horror comedy film directed by Zelda Williams
Sorry, I don't watch nepobaby films.
Hollywood is nepotism all the way down, chucklefrick. Wake up and smell the genepool, you naive idiot
nah im just gonna not watch homosexual
I love gothic films, I don't care if it is max landis's cringe fest or diablo cody's cringe fest. I will watch if it's gothic
hola amigo
Why watch an 80s fashion retread if you can watch the old movies at any time? It needs a new update or reframing, not just playing dressup.
Also this. Us zoomers are discovering that people made movies and shows before the mid 2010s that weren't filled with intersectional nonsense and were kino.
Of course, I had great parents who raised me with those movies as a critical part of my media diet growing up, so I got to enjoy all the kino before anyone else my age did. But it's great to see the rest of my generation catching up. Seems like since COVID they've really started to get with the program.
this bussy is made to be molded into a fine little b***h.
>This flower is wilting
There's plenty of zoomers larping as goths, yes they still exist.
Good. Finally, something somewhat original that isn't full of trannies
>shill the lockdowns, vaccinations and white genoci-err, I mean, ((diversity)) for your globohomosexual overlords
>destroy your entire industry
How is the first part even related to the second part?
>he doesn't know
ngmi
This movie makes Cinemaphile so mad!
Newtie is a cutie.
Is KNewt sex?
In the movie, Newt gets the Big Frank.
Ill be watching just for a gothed out kat newt