I only remember him being like this in Messiah and Paul feeling dissapointed over Stilgar just becoming another follower at that point but I still liked DUNC Stilgar. The comedy was on point.
When he said this in their language it was cool to here him say Lisan Al Gaib but in the actually context of the name's meaning not just as the name itself. Man, that shit hit hard as frick. But then again I was a bit stoned. Quentin can shit on weed all he wants and I'll agree 65% of the time but watching dune in IMAX on a gummy is the correct use case for that shit. I rode a worm, I went to Arrakis I got converted by Muadib. It is by will alone is set my mind in motion.
>watching dune in IMAX on a gummy is the correct use case for that shit. I rode a worm, I went to Arrakis I got converted by Muadib. It is by will alone is set my mind in motion.
weed doesn't actually do this, does it? I don't partake of May Jane, but this seems more like a psychedelic experience, yes?
I have returned from my holy trek to the southern bellend of native America and back again having witnessed Lisan Al Gaib myself only this time on dual laser IMAX (1:43:1). It was spectacular, as well as my time exploring the everglades. You can tell which parts weren't shot for the large screen, but they were few and far between or made sense like looking through viewfinders and tight shots. I cannot believe what a difference the IMAX sound made for the thumpers and the music specifically. What a treat.
>rather meme post than talk about glorious imax
If you haven't seen it on the big screen then you're doing yourself a disservice. I rank it in my top ten movie viewing experiences of all time.
i could see it, dude definitely has the acting chops. disney's too moronic to do anything like that though, they'll stick with the female protag or shelve it entirely.
>the only awful casting choice was Zendaya
They killed off the awful casting in part 1 >jason mamoa >sharon-duncan brewster >golda roshuevel >benjamin clementine
I have returned from my holy trek to the southern bellend of native America and back again having witnessed Lisan Al Gaib myself only this time on dual laser IMAX (1:43:1). It was spectacular, as well as my time exploring the everglades. You can tell which parts weren't shot for the large screen, but they were few and far between or made sense like looking through viewfinders and tight shots. I cannot believe what a difference the IMAX sound made for the thumpers and the music specifically. What a treat.
>rather meme post than talk about glorious imax
If you haven't seen it on the big screen then you're doing yourself a disservice. I rank it in my top ten movie viewing experiences of all time.
There's many shots in Imax that are just made scenes so much better. Viewing the well for the first time, any shot like this one where you could see the scale of the environment and the people gathered around Muad'Dib, Rautha's birthday games; all of them larger than life. I felt completely and utterly in awe at the scope of the film when viewed this special way.
>rather meme post than talk about glorious imax
If you haven't seen it on the big screen then you're doing yourself a disservice. I rank it in my top ten movie viewing experiences of all time.
>sacred room where only leaders can speak >you can't speak as a leader unless you take his place >to take his place you must kill him >Zendaya walks up and starts screaming at everyone
could they make a side character any more entitled?
shut the frick up christcuck. she was awesome in this film. it reminded me of refusing to say the pledge of allegiance in school and all the shrieking cultists scattering their clutched pearls. frick prophecies and religions and chosen one bullshit. frick manipulation to blind tradition. she was right, believe in yourself. she should shout those old delusional fricks down because society isn’t run by dead people. she should have killed paul when she had the chance, fhe harkonens are preferable to religious cult sociopath morons. zendaya was fricking fierce in this role and her character resonates with a lot of people my age who grew up with evangelical white parents. her riding off alone at the end was just chefs kiss, literally me
The fact that she is as ugly and modern as she is did a lot to make me dislike her role, but if another actress had been given the same script/scenes/everything, I feel like I would have appreciated how this version of Chani acted as a much needed dissenting voice on Paul's side as his own misgivings are swallowed up in the part he has to play. Also the animosity between Chani and Jessica in this version was a much appreciated bit of tension.
Disagree. I think making Shaddam a traditional "emperor archetype" type character misunderstands who and what Shaddam actually is. He's manipulated by everyone around him, mindbroken by politics, jealous of Leto and fearful of his possible rebellion against him, potentially blackmailed by the Harkonens, a spice addict, and that's all before the Bene Gesserit gets involved.
Him being a tired old man works. When he accuses Leto of being weak, he's really talking about himself. Weak emperor, the last of a dynasty no matter what happens.
>I feel like I would have appreciated how this version of Chani acted as a much needed dissenting voice on Paul's side as his own misgivings are swallowed up in the part he has to play. Also the animosity between Chani and Jessica in this version was a much appreciated bit of tension.
none of this shit is necessary or adds anything
the women in dune do not need tension
bene gesserit are super fricking powerful
chani can kill sardaukar
a 2 year old girl can blow people up
People dont get the point of her character. Yes shes an annoying woman, but thats because her character isnt chani, her character realy is paul struggling against the golden path.
Its one of the central themes of dune.
Tgey couldnt just have paul talking to himself for two hours so they have chani represent the part of him that struggles against becoming space osama bin hitler.
Its actually a good choice, just a bad choice of actor
Loved Bardem's performance the most of any in part 2, it felt incredibly honest and real, even though his Stilgar differed from bookStilgar considerably
They didn't change his character fundamentally but his relationship to Paul and the prophecy is very oversimplified and flandarized from what it was in the book, which is probably why it comes off as unintentionally funny. A lot of characters and themes got the same treatment.
That was most certainly intentionally funny. They literally did Life of Brian with "The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi, this proves it even further". It only got more serious in the third act when Stilgar's degenerated into eagerly leading a legion off to start a Jihad.
I’m actually happy they didn’t reuse the word Crusade in place of Jihad but simply used generic terms like holy war and paradise so we all knew what Denis meant without attracting the ire of the world’s most peaceful religion
Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a dune world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just dune
Like him, inside and outside
Dune his house with a blue hunter seeker
And a dune ornithopter and everything is dune for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he’s hunted by the Harkonnens (To listen, to listen, to listen)
Mad that your doomposting about the movie being a flop turned out to be wrong? People are going to talk about this movie for many years. You have no power to stop it.
I left this movie with the sense that Denis was playing out a different possible timeline in the tale of Muad’Dib. In this version, the guerilla war takes only six months instead of three years, either because Paul is more successful or the Baron gets impatient with Rabban faster. Chani watches Paul reach the inflection point and become the Mahdi before she can fully fall in love with him, bear his child, lose it, and find solace in supporting Paul’s jihad. The spice trade is disrupted such that Shaddam begins to show his age. Paul issues a challenge to Shaddam, attacks the palace ship, and storms the place years before Alia is born.
Like, I get that he made changes because he felt like it. But it does seem to be well thought out and internally consistent
>Denis and Fraiser wanted a sand dune with the sun on the side the Sandworm enters and shadow on the side it exits, but there wasn't any in that exact orientation because of the wind patterns in that area >So they just constructed one in the desert >And rigged it so it could collapse in the middle and the stuntman could actually fall and tumble down instead of greenscreening it because Denis wanted to capture that primal fear of the ground completely giving way underneath you
The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe.
A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts.
Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy... that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom.
The Owner has given me Cinemaphile as my fief to rule and protect. I cannot promise not to travel into the catalog if duty compels me. But your get threads will be yours forever. And you will never be pruned while I govern here.
>There is no one in this room who can stand against me. Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment. But you think you could have a chance. But you are afraid, what if I could be the One? This could be the moment you've been praying for, all your life.
Here are my cons (look away for those wanting to still see it): Zendaya is still stiff as an actress, the second act really needed a pacing tune up, Dave Bautista not having the same accent as Austin Butler and Stellan Skarsgard despite being in the same family was distracting, I have no idea what they were trying to go for with Christopher Walken as the Emperor in terms of acting, movie ends with Chani either getting a sand-worm ride back home or contemplating dying because she couldn't be with Paul (why end with this if this is supposed to be Paul's story?), the other houses not accepting Paul's title and Paul not detonating the nukes makes me think that the writers didn't think about the problems this causes, where did the Fremen get the ships to go to orbit and know how to fly them(?), Gurney should have been introduced earlier, they still do the thing of everyone talking in muted dialog THEN THEY GET VERY LOUD(!), and they seem to forget the very Muslim influenced cultural norms in the books when women are speaking and other things. I still recommend the movie, it just has some problems.
I understand some things need to be changed for an adaptation, but this is mostly the problems the film itself creates.
For some reason I’ve been obsessed with that one loud water drop sound from Paul’s first future vision of his mom in the movie, it just sounded so cool to me like Jango Fett’s bomb in AOTC.
I bet you liked the TV series Game of Thrones.
So yeah, go spend your money to set next to someone just us dumb as you while you both gobble a gallon of popcorn.
Its funny how a scifi story that is allegory for the cold war comes out when ukraine gets invaded. Explains why this shit is getting shilled so much even though no one actually watches it.
Good thing mods took away ip counters so you can't see the two people who make up 98% of the posts in this thread.
throw yourself in the oven you israelited homosexual. Muad'dib commands it
3 months ago
Anonymous
The only oven are the lands that are infested with parasitic satanic pedo cult who is okay with raping naming year olds. Luckily, most of them are being cleansed with fire Israelis, Americans and the rest of free democratic world.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Nine year olds
not for long gusano cuck
Two more weeks goes hard, innit, brownoid?
Btw the mudslime roaches are still getting run over by Israeli tanks as we speak.
Lmao.
We can’t post like regular redditors. If we do, we’re cringe. We’ll have to post like the Franon do. It’s called a shitpost. At least according to the WebM threads back home.
>When you see posts here, imagine dubs. You post, you get repeating numbers. >Repeating numbers!? >Yes, it's called getting. >I don't-I don't believe you!!
The hand of god gives me these digits
Why didn't he frick Paul's mother, she seemed into it
she is a holy woman
Check 'em.
I only remember him being like this in Messiah and Paul feeling dissapointed over Stilgar just becoming another follower at that point but I still liked DUNC Stilgar. The comedy was on point.
>comedy was on point
Which part?
Only the mahdi would be so clueless on purpose
Dead.
Nah in the end of the first book Paul comments on how Stilgar had become "his creature" instead of a man and a friend he had .
I think the move does show this very well
>DO IT!
I show the way, I make my own water, I am the voice from the outer world, yeah b***h
When he said this in their language it was cool to here him say Lisan Al Gaib but in the actually context of the name's meaning not just as the name itself. Man, that shit hit hard as frick. But then again I was a bit stoned. Quentin can shit on weed all he wants and I'll agree 65% of the time but watching dune in IMAX on a gummy is the correct use case for that shit. I rode a worm, I went to Arrakis I got converted by Muadib. It is by will alone is set my mind in motion.
>watching dune in IMAX on a gummy is the correct use case for that shit. I rode a worm, I went to Arrakis I got converted by Muadib. It is by will alone is set my mind in motion.
weed doesn't actually do this, does it? I don't partake of May Jane, but this seems more like a psychedelic experience, yes?
yagsparrroo
Bros I fricking love Javier Bardem.
May your post get dubs and trips
LISAN AL GAIB!
she kind of looks like dwayne johnson here
how
>dubs star coming every time this post is made
AS WRITTEN
long live the digits
I WANT DUBS TOO THIS IS RIDICULOUS
The Mahdi leads you to paradise
The Mahdi is too generous.
As it was written, Lisan Al Gaib has made our thread full of digits and gets.
Muad'dub...
>kneeling for dubs
Those are the false ones. This anon is the true chosen one.
The dubs are the proof that Lisan al Gaib is working in the thread, the Mahdi is here.
THEY ARE FALSE DUBS WHO USE BOTS! OPEN YOUR EYES THIS IS HOW THEY CONTROL US!
SILENCE
Dubomination…..
kek
>Bitches, leave!
You should have believed, Chani.
The digits flow on Arakkis, as it was written.
MAAHHDDDDI
MAAHDDII
how tf do you do this? this is second time this post miraculously spawned digits
For he is the Kwisatz Haderach.
thank you m'lord
May YOUR post, get dubs and trips
I thought he was a standout performance. He should play a young Indiana
i could see it, dude definitely has the acting chops. disney's too moronic to do anything like that though, they'll stick with the female protag or shelve it entirely.
The only good casting in that whole shitty movie
yeah, he was great. But be real, the only awful casting choice was Zendaya
>the only awful casting choice was Zendaya
They killed off the awful casting in part 1
>jason mamoa
>sharon-duncan brewster
>golda roshuevel
>benjamin clementine
I have returned from my holy trek to the southern bellend of native America and back again having witnessed Lisan Al Gaib myself only this time on dual laser IMAX (1:43:1). It was spectacular, as well as my time exploring the everglades. You can tell which parts weren't shot for the large screen, but they were few and far between or made sense like looking through viewfinders and tight shots. I cannot believe what a difference the IMAX sound made for the thumpers and the music specifically. What a treat.
Muad’dib, wow! Gotta say. Wasn’t expecting you.
Yeah the Dolby is fine, but IMAX bass is out of the world
There's many shots in Imax that are just made scenes so much better. Viewing the well for the first time, any shot like this one where you could see the scale of the environment and the people gathered around Muad'Dib, Rautha's birthday games; all of them larger than life. I felt completely and utterly in awe at the scope of the film when viewed this special way.
>Imax
>I felt completely and utterly in awe at the cgislop presented to me when viewed this special way.
kys
I mean if you want slop go watch Hoe Buggers or Kong; leave the best film of the year to those who can truly appreciate it.
imax really enhance the bright desert effect
sorry for being moronic but they can sometimes use lasers now?
only against nonshielded stuff aka harvesters. If lasers hit shield it = nuclear explosion
Just so everyone knows, I'm not the Lisan al-Gaib.
>rather meme post than talk about glorious imax
If you haven't seen it on the big screen then you're doing yourself a disservice. I rank it in my top ten movie viewing experiences of all time.
>tfw no IMAX part 1 4k BD release
AAAAAAAAAIEEEE DENIS YOU LIAR.
Only the Lisan Al Gaib could obtain....these dubs!
THEY SAID YOU WERE DEAD
Paul was a coward and Leto II is the true messiah
How are these movies supposed to work when Villeneuve expects anyone to empathize with Zendaya?
Zendmutta is the self insert for humanity, the audience isn't patrician or mystical worm transforming Leto II's at heart
>sacred room where only leaders can speak
>you can't speak as a leader unless you take his place
>to take his place you must kill him
>Zendaya walks up and starts screaming at everyone
could they make a side character any more entitled?
shut the frick up christcuck. she was awesome in this film. it reminded me of refusing to say the pledge of allegiance in school and all the shrieking cultists scattering their clutched pearls. frick prophecies and religions and chosen one bullshit. frick manipulation to blind tradition. she was right, believe in yourself. she should shout those old delusional fricks down because society isn’t run by dead people. she should have killed paul when she had the chance, fhe harkonens are preferable to religious cult sociopath morons. zendaya was fricking fierce in this role and her character resonates with a lot of people my age who grew up with evangelical white parents. her riding off alone at the end was just chefs kiss, literally me
Reddit
WASTED.
INFIDEL
AI AIA IA AI AIAIA AI
*Kneels*
THE MAHDI HAS SPOKEN
SHUT UP, CHANI
LISAN AL GAIB
MAUD'DIB MAU'DIB THE PROPHECY IS HERE
Usul no longer needs the weirding module
What about the bearding module?
And his beard shall carry death eternal
LISAN AL QUADIB
he is here
A WAR IN ANON'S NAME
>reddit
>the Kwisatz Quaderach
AS WRITTEN
I see quads spreading through the thread like an unquenchable fire.
LISAN AL GAIB!
>the anon posted quads, the checked war has begun
Lisan al gay ib
Bless the Maker and His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world and keep the world for His people.
KWISATZ QUADERACH
LISAN AL GAIB
>Fanatical anons worshipping at the shrine of my father's skull. Dubs and Trips in my name. Everyone shouting my name!
KWISATZ QUADERACH
dropped your israeliteels, god emperor
gay
The fact that she is as ugly and modern as she is did a lot to make me dislike her role, but if another actress had been given the same script/scenes/everything, I feel like I would have appreciated how this version of Chani acted as a much needed dissenting voice on Paul's side as his own misgivings are swallowed up in the part he has to play. Also the animosity between Chani and Jessica in this version was a much appreciated bit of tension.
The only one who felt out of place was Christopher Walken.
Disagree. I think making Shaddam a traditional "emperor archetype" type character misunderstands who and what Shaddam actually is. He's manipulated by everyone around him, mindbroken by politics, jealous of Leto and fearful of his possible rebellion against him, potentially blackmailed by the Harkonens, a spice addict, and that's all before the Bene Gesserit gets involved.
Him being a tired old man works. When he accuses Leto of being weak, he's really talking about himself. Weak emperor, the last of a dynasty no matter what happens.
>I feel like I would have appreciated how this version of Chani acted as a much needed dissenting voice on Paul's side as his own misgivings are swallowed up in the part he has to play. Also the animosity between Chani and Jessica in this version was a much appreciated bit of tension.
none of this shit is necessary or adds anything
the women in dune do not need tension
bene gesserit are super fricking powerful
chani can kill sardaukar
a 2 year old girl can blow people up
She represents pauls struggle with himself. In a way shes more paul from the second book oppposed to chani from the first
People dont get the point of her character. Yes shes an annoying woman, but thats because her character isnt chani, her character realy is paul struggling against the golden path.
Its one of the central themes of dune.
Tgey couldnt just have paul talking to himself for two hours so they have chani represent the part of him that struggles against becoming space osama bin hitler.
Its actually a good choice, just a bad choice of actor
It is I, the Kwisatz Quaderach.
I will lead humanity on the Purple Path.
so close to greatness
Kwisatz Quaderach.
one of the failed Gesserit bloodlines, it seems
We have other prospects.
Stop spamming this garbage.
SILENCE!
SILENCE
May thy dick dip and spatter.
Just rewatched it and omg zendaya is so awful, she ruins every scene
the completely changed chani's character
ending the movie with chani's face, despite her being a side character was icing on the hotdog
This film needed more closesups of that Navigussy.
>May thy chuck frick and suck
I am Lisan Al Gaib! I am no one's b***h!
LISAN AL GAIB
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
>Kwisatz Quaderach
so close, is the Kwisatz Quaderach
NISSAN AL GAYB
Mahdi, I pledge my life to you, lead us to Paradise!
Loved Bardem's performance the most of any in part 2, it felt incredibly honest and real, even though his Stilgar differed from bookStilgar considerably
Felt like he did an excellent job, and was a needed tension release at many points in the film. Haven't read the book, not sure how he's different.
His comic relief also got nicely twisted in the third act where the fanaticism drifted from funny to unhinged.
They didn't change his character fundamentally but his relationship to Paul and the prophecy is very oversimplified and flandarized from what it was in the book, which is probably why it comes off as unintentionally funny. A lot of characters and themes got the same treatment.
>unintentionally
That was most certainly intentionally funny. They literally did Life of Brian with "The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi, this proves it even further". It only got more serious in the third act when Stilgar's degenerated into eagerly leading a legion off to start a Jihad.
I’m actually happy they didn’t reuse the word Crusade in place of Jihad but simply used generic terms like holy war and paradise so we all knew what Denis meant without attracting the ire of the world’s most peaceful religion
Bene Getterit lies! They control the digits! They want us to believe so they can keep us under their thumb!
I’M DUNE
MUAD'DIB BA DA DI
Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a dune world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just dune
Like him, inside and outside
Dune his house with a blue hunter seeker
And a dune ornithopter and everything is dune for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he’s hunted by the Harkonnens (To listen, to listen, to listen)
MUAH DIB
Lisan Al Gaib!
No! Lisan Al Gaib is green like us, not blue!
Zendaya is so pretty.
DA BA DI BA DI DAAAAAAAHH GEEEEEEH NOGEEEETHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i see a narrow path forward
Lelouch?
my board
my thread
my dubs
How can the Emperor... take EVERYTHING we have built, and give it to that Duke?!
Even the Harkonnens are gettin' dubs on Dune
I'M ACTING!
GET OFF! YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU BANNE JANNIRET MADE ME INTO A CREEP!
>What’s inside the box?
>A captcha. If you can keep your hand inside for 300 seconds, you can make a thread. If not…you’re banned.
The slow blade penetrates the shield
DUNC fans need to kill themselves, how many of you are samegayging? nobody likes this movie with muttdenya
Cope.
>NO STOP HAVING FUN
SILENCE
Hello, Grandfather
SILENCE
Mad that your doomposting about the movie being a flop turned out to be wrong? People are going to talk about this movie for many years. You have no power to stop it.
I haven't even seen DUNC, and this is the best thread on the board today.
My shitpost.
My thread.
My (You)s.
Here are they are, here i get
LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS
The Lisan Al Gaib just flew over my house! blessed are the maker and his waters!
send them to paradise
I'll never forgive myself for choosing this moment to get up and piss
>tfw 2 hours in I had to take a piss
>had to hold it in for the rest of the movie
worth every drip
it was the most kino moment in the movie
I did not leave to piss at all. I was wise in the ways of imbibing.
Bro your sandworm pissbucket?
RIP, would rather have pissed my pants then miss that scene
>not tunneling your wang through the earth as Shai-Halud to find the rhythmic flush of the lavatories
you literally didn't see the scene where paul walks in with a huge sandworm behind him?
what the frick, where were you?
>what the frick, where were you?
in the restroom obviously
>not recycling your piss and drinking it
This water-fat outworlder doesn't know the ways of the desert
If I know I'm going to the movies I intentionally dehydrate a little the day of.
This is the scene that really made me love the movie
So much potential, wasted in a singles. You were told to bear only dubs. But you, in your pride, thought you could produce the Kwisatz Quaderach.
DOUBLES ARE MESSAGES FROM THE DEEP
POWER OVER DIGITS IS POWER OVER ALL
My dubs taste the air of time, blown past falling bans.
DUNE?
uh, you dont get to bring fremen.
I left this movie with the sense that Denis was playing out a different possible timeline in the tale of Muad’Dib. In this version, the guerilla war takes only six months instead of three years, either because Paul is more successful or the Baron gets impatient with Rabban faster. Chani watches Paul reach the inflection point and become the Mahdi before she can fully fall in love with him, bear his child, lose it, and find solace in supporting Paul’s jihad. The spice trade is disrupted such that Shaddam begins to show his age. Paul issues a challenge to Shaddam, attacks the palace ship, and storms the place years before Alia is born.
Like, I get that he made changes because he felt like it. But it does seem to be well thought out and internally consistent
I WILL CHECK HIM!
*drinks worm piss*
who will be the the Kwisatz Quaderach
Me
holy frick so close
I see many possible future quads
>the Kwisatz Quaderach
doesn't exist anon
false prophets
... the Kwisatz Quaderach
>the four Sandworms charging the Emperor's compound with a Fremen army atop them and the theater rumbling beneath my feet
guys, how the FRICK do i get my own harem of sadistic bald chicks?
Make friends with Trent Reznor.
Muad'Dib here, keep up the good work.
You stole my post from last dub thread. prepare to lose your water
When a thread dies, all its posts are recycled, Never let your posts go to waste
>Chani has the role of the Janni
Muad'Dub
The Voice from the Other Board.
Don't try to impress anyone. You get dubs, we all know that. Be simple, be direct. Nothing fancy.
Nothing fancy, got it *smirks*
HEY I mean it! No quads or you will bring shame to my board.
I won't shame you. I understand.
As it was written
AAAAEUEUEUEIIIIIEEEEAAAA
>Denis and Fraiser wanted a sand dune with the sun on the side the Sandworm enters and shadow on the side it exits, but there wasn't any in that exact orientation because of the wind patterns in that area
>So they just constructed one in the desert
>And rigged it so it could collapse in the middle and the stuntman could actually fall and tumble down instead of greenscreening it because Denis wanted to capture that primal fear of the ground completely giving way underneath you
A number paradise
MUAD'DIB
LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!!
LEAD US TO PARADISE
Ay nothing fancy. Don't embarrass me.
KINO
The emperor has requested that house Cinemaphile is now in charge of the board /misc/.
>My board
>My thread
>My dubs
God Emperor of Dunc looking good already.
Watch out for the janitors. Not the big ones, they're harmless. But the small ones *indicates six feet apart*, they'll ban you.
NA BARON FEYD RAUTHA
Oh, yes.
I forgot to tell you.
The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe.
A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts.
Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy... that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom.
The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.
The Owner has given me Cinemaphile as my fief to rule and protect. I cannot promise not to travel into the catalog if duty compels me. But your get threads will be yours forever. And you will never be pruned while I govern here.
Sneed.
That's very based. I must post. That's all I have to say to you.
Lisan Al Dubib
I secured the spice production
>There is no one in this room who can stand against me. Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment. But you think you could have a chance. But you are afraid, what if I could be the One? This could be the moment you've been praying for, all your life.
>Jhani
Good movie. I would recommend it.
Here are my cons (look away for those wanting to still see it): Zendaya is still stiff as an actress, the second act really needed a pacing tune up, Dave Bautista not having the same accent as Austin Butler and Stellan Skarsgard despite being in the same family was distracting, I have no idea what they were trying to go for with Christopher Walken as the Emperor in terms of acting, movie ends with Chani either getting a sand-worm ride back home or contemplating dying because she couldn't be with Paul (why end with this if this is supposed to be Paul's story?), the other houses not accepting Paul's title and Paul not detonating the nukes makes me think that the writers didn't think about the problems this causes, where did the Fremen get the ships to go to orbit and know how to fly them(?), Gurney should have been introduced earlier, they still do the thing of everyone talking in muted dialog THEN THEY GET VERY LOUD(!), and they seem to forget the very Muslim influenced cultural norms in the books when women are speaking and other things. I still recommend the movie, it just has some problems.
I understand some things need to be changed for an adaptation, but this is mostly the problems the film itself creates.
Sneed
Chani looks more like a man than Paul. Especially with that scene of them having sex. I never ever ever wanted to see post-coital Zendya.
lisan al sneed!
As it was written
blessed
i will lead you to
>green paradise
"I will lead you to green paradise."
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Lead them to digits
Can't wait for the 4k screenshots and webms.
tbh I don't follow celebs but I was 4 days ago today years old when I learned Dave Bautistica doesn't use makeup or prosthetics
How does one obtain these dubs of Arakkis?
I found my own way to it. Maybe you'll find yours.
For some reason I’ve been obsessed with that one loud water drop sound from Paul’s first future vision of his mom in the movie, it just sounded so cool to me like Jango Fett’s bomb in AOTC.
He looks like the wigger from District 9
We need to cultivate digit power.
Drink the blue worm piss
Is it worth it to see this movie for a 3rd time in IMAX? how much better is it than a normal theatre?
I bet you liked the TV series Game of Thrones.
So yeah, go spend your money to set next to someone just us dumb as you while you both gobble a gallon of popcorn.
im going to gape your holes homosexual.
Better sense of scale IMO. You better go soon before Ghostbusters/GodzillaxKong starts grabbing IMAX screens.
yes
SILENCE.
Somehow, Guerny returns
the prophecy..
Its funny how a scifi story that is allegory for the cold war comes out when ukraine gets invaded. Explains why this shit is getting shilled so much even though no one actually watches it.
Good thing mods took away ip counters so you can't see the two people who make up 98% of the posts in this thread.
bot post
AS WRITTEN
if anything israel and palestine is more analogous, but you are a moronic bot so it's understandable
So called “palestine” does not exist. Ukraine on the other hand is a real country.
go to sleep destiny
Go fornicate with a goat and blow yourself up, ahmed.
throw yourself in the oven you israelited homosexual. Muad'dib commands it
The only oven are the lands that are infested with parasitic satanic pedo cult who is okay with raping naming year olds. Luckily, most of them are being cleansed with fire Israelis, Americans and the rest of free democratic world.
>Nine year olds
Two more weeks goes hard, innit, brownoid?
Btw the mudslime roaches are still getting run over by Israeli tanks as we speak.
Lmao.
not for long gusano cuck
>allegory for the cold war
Brain issue.
Part 1 came out before the war you mongoloid
So how did interstellar travel work before they found Arrakis and spice?
Machines. But then they went crazy and tried killing all humans, so then they switched to human computers.
Do not reply, not even for the obvious bait.
Paul has never gotten dubs before
Only the Lisan al gaib would be so humble as to not get dubs
The Mahdi only gives but never gets.
Muad'Dub
Paul muadip usul atredies
MY DOOBS
MY GETRAKKIS
MY DIGITS
Drink the Water of Life or die.
>You post well, Atreides.
It will be your last post. But if you choose your moment well, it will also be the Janny's.
>Revered Mother, it is forbidden for Anon to get dubs...
We can’t post like regular redditors. If we do, we’re cringe. We’ll have to post like the Franon do. It’s called a shitpost. At least according to the WebM threads back home.
post get posts without rhythm, it won't attract the jannies
YOU GOT IT
>When you see posts here, imagine dubs. You post, you get repeating numbers.
>Repeating numbers!?
>Yes, it's called getting.
>I don't-I don't believe you!!
Do not disgrace our dubs again or it will be your last
New soijack just dropped
I loved Butler in this, he's such a Bald little freak.
>FEYD RAUTHA
I kind of missed Sting
I was worried that butler wouldn't be able to match Sting's coke energy but it's a different interpretation.
Sting is still surprisingly good
NA BARON
NUKES WILL FLY
>As you have instructed me, I have enlightened Cinemaphile's shitposters concerning my dubs-
>MY DUBS!
>The dubs...
Genuinely one of the best threads I've been in on this board in a while.
Muad'Dub
one more for the road
*signal*